I am the world's foremost tunneller. I am Harry Stamper.
You don't believe me?
Then let us begin...
Now, people might not believe me when I say that I am Harry Stamper and
that I need to go to Mars and tunnel a shaft down 800 feet to save the world
from Armageddon. So to help establish credibility with people I will now
give the first part of that and demonstrate how it is that I am the world's
foremost authority on tunnelling.
It's another aspect of me being Gimli. Brick I have mastered. I also master
Gimli Destroys the Ring
Tunnelling - Part I
Tunnelling - Part II
So, how am I doing?
Blues Brothers - Chased by the Cops
Survival Skills: The
Titanic - Part I
Survival Skills: The
Titanic - Part II
Tough audience I guess.
The Blues Brothers -
Tunnelling - Part III
Tunnelling - Part IV
What is my name? Ciarán, Gráinne, Marie Lors? I guess it depends on the day.
Tunnelling - Part V
Fletch Lives - Saved!
Tunnelling - Part VI
Ferris Bueller's Day
Tunnelling - Part VII
With my approach there is no pollution.
I designed this method to be in harmony with nature.
Leo Rojas - El Condor Pasa
In Golden Age we do not have pollution. Not in tunnelling
nor in anything I design.
All of my work is designed to be in harmony with nature.
Last of the Mohicans
An Laoch - "Geronimo"
le Sheppard as Gaeilge
This is what I will be using to tunnel when on Mars. You see I will already
have an unlimited supply of kerosene or hydrogen (I have to check which I
can obtain the most easily), water and nitrogen on Mars, thanks to my
atmospheric processors that I wrote about in my document "How to Get Air
and Water on Mars - Part I" in my section
Colonising Mars. That means that I
could set up a tunnelling operation on Mars for only about 30 kg extra of
cargo. I would need a specially designed blowtorch plus another one as a
spare, a crowbar plus another as spare, some rope and a bucket to clear out
the debris and a flashlight, plus a spade to dig away the topsoil. That is
pretty much it. That is how I could set up my tunnelling operation for only
30 kg of additional equipment in my cargo hold.
Amhrán na gCupán - Cup Song in Irish - When I'm Gone as Gaeilge
You see Bill and Ted launched a Golden Age where everyone was most excellent
to each other. Peace was achieved. Smog went down. Crops went up. They even
got to play on Mars.
Bill & Ted’s Gave Rock & Roll to You
People may not believe that I initiated a temporal incursion from the
future. That I have lived future timeline after future timeline.
People may not believe that I initiated a temporal incursion to change the
People may not believe that I was killed in combat and that I came back from
But it is actually true.
I've been to the past. I've been to the future. I've been all around the
Now I have to go to Mars.
Bill and Ted are Time Lords. They travel across time in a telephone box.
Bill and Ted are the Doctor.
Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure
I am the Doctor.
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