The Great Schools


Welcome to Rivendell

That is where we are going. Golden Age architecture. A vision of what is coming.

But we have a way to go before we get there.

So, let us get a start then, shall we?


We begin with Ashford castle, which will be the first of the Great Schools


If Golden Age had not been blocked in 2013, we would have had this in 2013 and the training of Jedi and Ascension would have been years underway by now. It would have unlocked the medicine of Golden Age - Jedi medicine. It would have unlocked  the economics of Golden Age, the engineering and architecture of Golden Age. It would have been the epicentre for the Greatest Golden Age in history and the most significant event in history.

But the greed and corruption and small-mindless of a handful of people blocked all of that and cost humanity the first of the Great Schools. The effect on Golden Age was catastrophic.

That school is CRITICAL to the survival of humanity. America caused this fucking mess, so America is going to help FIX it!

Either America secures Ashford Castle for us or the Resistance will go to open war with America.

Get us Ashford Castle or we level America.

That is bottom line.

"What happens once you acquire Ashford, Gráinne?"

"Once we acquire it we then raze it to the ground and begin to build the first of the Great Schools, girls."

"The Great School needs to be Golden Age architecture, Gráinne?"

"It most certainly does, girls! The vibration needs to be very, very high. We will be training Gods there after all.

The designs have already been done."


Highlander – The Gathering


"In this case the designs have been done by Athena, who I met a number of years ago. You see there was a prophecy about me. About the one who could restore Balance to the Force. Which of course, people now know is the Balance of Yin and Yang. Yin and Yang, Duality, coming together as One in the Tao - Unity. This is the Unity of Opposites. This is the secret to the power of the Jedi."

Bulletproof Monk

"Athena came to check me out a number of years ago, as I was a potential."

"Did you recognise her when she met you, Gráinne?"

"I recognised her as a deity, but I did not know who she was. She seemed mid-twenties to my eyes. It was only years later that I learned she was actually over two and a half millennia old."

"So whatever age you thought she was, Gráinne, add a couple of zeros!"

"Right, Aoife!"


Tír na nÓg

Humanity is on the brink of annihilation and people are fucking around, blocking the first of the Great Schools.

Please stop fucking around!

Terminator - Battle of the Future

Yeah, I'm back.

Back to launch the Greatest Golden Age in history.

Celtic Woman - A Spaceman Came Travelling

But I'm not quite what people might expect.

Alita Battle Angel

Not quite.

Wayne’s World 2 Garth the Seduction



Yeah, I'm back you bastards

The Dressmaker

I won't be here myself to see this first Great School built.

I'll be on Mars.

Anna Kendrick - Cups (Pitch Perfect's "When I'm Gone")

I did try to warn them, but they didn't listen.

Pöpcørn | Recipes with the Swedish Chef

I need to prepare for the upcoming invasion and I need the time in isolation to work on healing my heart and spine.

The Space Between Us

But building this first Great School will trigger a Golden Age of architecture not just in Ireland, but world-wide. The steel and glass concrete hovels that people call apartments, and the disconnect of what passes for architecture will be razed to the ground in area after area, to be replaced with Golden Age architecture.

Golden Age may have been delayed by years, but it will still come in.

It is just taking a little longer, that's all.

Welcome to Rivendell

Irish will of course naturally be the first language of Ashford, as it will be the first language of the Irish Space Agency and of every place that we launch Golden Age in Ireland.

Sia "Chandelier" as Gaeilge