Computers




Dan's Hurling Team Talk

 

Wiring My Mars Ship - Part I


I prepare for the Race to Mars.

Now, let me introduce my next Mission Impossible.

 

Mission Impossible II

I can rebuild any computer system on my Mars ship in less than three minutes, no matter which system. Flight Control Systems, Engines, Navigation, Life Support, Operations & Maintenance, it doesn't matter. If any computer system on my ship got blown up I could rebuild that computer system from spare cards in my lockers and have it up and running within three minutes.

Impossible?

For others perhaps.

But not for me.

Let me show you how I do it...


My Three Computer Cards - Part I
 

Star Trek – The Battle of Sector 001

"Report, First Engineering Officer Aoife!"

"Main power is off-line, we've lost shields and our weapons are gone, Commander Gráinne.

Our Multi-Adaptive Bi-Phasic Regenerative Shields will be back to 90 % power in eight seconds. Science Officer Éibhleann is rebuilding the main computer now. She will have full power restored in three minutes. Tactical Officer Béibhinn is rebuilding the weapons computer. She will have full weapons capability in two minutes!"

"Good, First Engineering Officer Aoife!

Tactical Officer Sorcha, load Quantum Torpedoes! Prepare to fire on my mark!"

 

Escala Promo

My Three Computer Cards - Part II

 

"Gráinne, in an emergency situation I don't think that I'd be able to remember where all those Processor Cards and Data Storage Cards and Input / Output Cards go in each of the computer racks and how to assign each card to its proper function and how to get the right program on every card! In only three minutes!"


Bowfinger - Crossing the Freeway


"Don't worry about that, Aoife! Darren is here to help! He is very good at remembering things! He will show you how to remember what card does where, what each card is assigned to and how to assign it, how to get the right program on each cards and..."

 

An Grá Faoi Ghlas - 2

"..and how to do that all in only three minutes, Gráinne?"


"Right, Aoife!"
 

Galaxy Quest - The Best of Guy

You see Darren is Guy. Or rather Guy is Darren.
 

Galaxy Quest - Opening

My Three Computer Cards - Part III


In the Race to Mars, I am the one to beat!

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

In the Race to Mars I am untouchable, you understand!?

Untouchable!

 

Sergeant Bilko

Always a step ahead, that's me!

 

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

My Three Computer Cards - Part IV


I am going to build my ship for Mars all by myself.

Do you believe it now, Trinity?

 

The Astronaut Farmer

With the blocking of Golden Age, that ship now represents the last hope for the survival of humanity. Either I succeed in my mission, or humanity falls.

To build it, I just need to get past Trump first.

 

Noah

Then I can launch the Greatest Golden Age in history, where everyone is most excellent to each other. The most significant event in history.

 

Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure

And I can finally get to build my ship for Mars.

Bill & Ted’s Gave Rock & Roll to You

Yeah, I know, tell me about it!

 

The Sorcerer's Apprentice

My Three Computer Cards - Part V

I issue now my mighty challenge to Canada for the Race to Mars!

Is there any in Canada with the power to stand against me?

Is there any with the mojo to stand against me?

It would take an International Man of Mystery of extraordinary power to stand against me!

 

Austin Powers – The Spy Who Shagged Me | Moon Base

Is there such a one?

Where am I going to find a bit of decent competition!

 

Dan's Hurling Story - Killinaskully

My Three Computer Cards - Part VI


Is there none who can challenge me?

 

Captain Jack Sparrow

Now, remember what Aoife said a short while back?

 

"Gráinne, in an emergency situation I don't think that I'd be able to remember where all those Processor Cards and Data Storage Cards and Input / Output Cards go in each of the computer racks and how to assign each card to its proper function and how to get the right program on every card! In only three minutes!"

Let us look at that one now.


My Three Computer Cards - Part VII

"Commander Heidi - main power is off-line and our weapons are gone!"

"Which main-power is off-line, First Engineering Officer Aoife?"

"Main-power 3 is off-line, Commander Heidi!"

"Then switch over to main-power 1, 2 or 4. Which weapons are gone, First Engineering Officer Aoife?"

"Weapons 5 is gone, Commander Heidi!"

"Then switch over to weapons 1, 2, 3, 4 or 6, First Engineering Officer Aoife. And ask Tactical Officer Sorcha to please rebuild main-power 3 and weapons 5 once we've blown up this Borg cube and we have a lull in the fighting."

"Jawohl, Fräulein Commander Heidi!"

"Sehr gut!"


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