& how to get there...
Top Gun Maverick
I lead the world in aerospace.
You don't believe me?
Then let us begin...
Combustion in Rockets - Part I
Guinness “dancing man”
Rocket Design: The Nozzle -
concentrate thrust. Other rockets disperse thrust. So
the principle I am trying to get across here is to concentrate
thrust rather than disperse it. Last longer, that's the
Like the dinosaur, you guys have had your time.
My Favourite Martian
The future is my time.
Vs Lurgan – “Wake Me Up” as Gaeilge
As soon as things kick off I will be
hiring for my new Irish Space Agency.
Under my leadership, Ireland is going to Mars.
Captain Caveman and the Angels
Rocket Design: The Nozzle -
How did I solve this? By taking an intuitive approach.
Let us simply say that I saw it in vision.
The Love Guru – When Love Goes Wrong, Nothing Goes Right
I have the knowledge to go to Mars, but not the funds. Here is the idea. I
help out nations with some of the basics of rocket design and aerospace, and
in return they throw me a wad of cash. Which I use to build my Space Agency
in Ireland and beat them all to Mars. That is the idea.
So to help generate a bit of good-will for some much needed cash, allow me
to give something more.
Afterburners - Part I
America can't compete against me in terms of speed. America doesn't have it.
Too slow. America can't take the fury of the pace that I set. So that is
out. America has legacy systems in its industry. Antiquated methodology. So
trying to compete against me in design is out. So what America can call upon
in a Race to Mars is good old fashioned blunt force power. 327 million of them. Against me.
The might of their industry, their economy, their infrastructure, against
The world's first X-Man.
How to Achieve Aerodynamic Stability at Supersonic Speeds - Part I
In a Race to Mars, who would win? The Might of the
Superpower that is America? Or, well, me? The world's first X-Man.
It is tough to call.
But I still reckon it's me.
I really need some money to set up my Space Agency in Ireland. So, could I
please have some money now?
Efficiency: Oxygen Kerosene Mix - Part I
In the Race to Mars unless you're Superman himself, don't even
I'll just embarrass you.
Now, can I have some money please?
I have a Space Agency to set up and a ship to build for Mars.
Hello – le Adele as Gaeilge
On Increased Efficiency of Fuel Mixing in the Combustion Chamber - Part I
Is there no-one that can challenge me!
The Tarzan Yell
"Mars farhen? Gut! Ja, sehr gut! Sehr schnell farhen!"
Richthofen’s Flying Circus
Now can someone please give me some money so that I can build my Space
Agency and go to Mars?
How to Get Oxygen
on the Moon - Part I
Nua – Cad É Sin don Té
It is me who launches the Race to Mars. I launch it. The rest of you just
try to keep up.
Those Magnificent Men in
Their Flying Machines
I now lead the world of aerospace. Is there
no-one, no-one who can challenge me?
Flying Frenchman Crosses the Channel on Hoverboard
How to Solve the Problem of Dust on Solar Panels - Part I
This is as much as I release, as this is sufficient to unlock the Race to
Mars. Perhaps a trip back to the Moon too. For the last number of years I
have seen a key part of my purpose in life as the promotion of Space Flight.
I have now opened to the next level the gates to the heavens.
I now await contact. And money of course. The funds for me to set up my
Irish Space Agency. Then let the games commence!
The Engineer’s Hymn (Star Trek)
When I say that is as much as I release, I mean that is as much as I release
in terms of rocket engine design. I have more, but if I am going to be first
to Mars then I have to keep a few cards up my sleeve. My engines are more
efficient again to the ones that I have outlined here, but I need that
advantage to be first to Mars. So those designs I do not release. I'll tell
you what: once I arrive on Mars I'll release those engine designs publicly.
How about that for a deal? But not yet.
That said I can still release some extra things on aerospace, Mars and other
areas. That is good-will from my side. From government's side, I await my
wad of cash and my chance to set up the Irish Space Agency and launch my bid
for Mars. That 's the good-will from your side.
I await my funds. Please do not delay. I have work to do and a Race to Mars
to win. I need to start work on my ship. So please, remove any red tape,
remove the bureaucracy, get the planning permission and the regulations
sorted, throw the money at me and let me get on with the business of winning
the Race to Mars. I am ready to begin building my ship right now.
Now with that said, let me release some more.
Last of the Mohicans
Beginning with some more on aerospace and Mars, but not including any
further engine design.
How to Get Air
and Water on Mars - Part I
People can have no idea how easy this is for.
Malcolm's IQ test
Mars & Aerospace
Let me give something on some other areas now, non-aerospace related. I'll
keep the good-will coming, you guys just ensure the money rolls in and that
I get to build my Space Agency.
Housing & Construction
Leadership & Management
We need to trigger the Race to Mars. Assemble your teams, and then let the
Marvel Cast - tribute
I'm ready to go.
My destination is Mars.
from the Commitments
I lead in the Race to Mars. No-one else is even remotely in my league. But
for any who would dare challenge me, please assemble your feeble teams.
Please understand however that unless you are Superman himself, or
equivalent, do not expect me to take you seriously.
Are there none that can meet my mighty challenge? Is there no-one who can
stand against me?
Is there no-one?
Supergirl - Fight Song
Tribute to Austin Powers –“ Got My Mojo Workin”
– Matt Pozdol
Seven years ago on 21st December 2012 I achieved Ascension, the next stage
in Enlightenment. I am the first in history to have achieved this. Achieving
Ascension gave me the power to launch the greatest Golden Age in history.
But then the Borg locked me down. It triggered the war in the Matrix. I have
over five thousand hours of combat time logged in the Matrix. I am John
Seven years ago I achieved the level to launch the greatest Golden Age in
history. Then the Borg locked me down. I have been locked down since.
But now I am trying to come back.
Seven Years in Tibet
On the Nature of Genius -
Einstein and Eddington
Physics & X-Men
Why Golden Age was Delayed
I am going to Mars and Ireland is going to Mars. Assemble your teams, and
let the games commence!
Bí id Thost is Damhsa
Liom - Shut Up And Dance as Gaeilge
Sex & Relationships - Part I
Golden Age begins in Ireland.
Taibhsí I Mo
Cheann - Amhrán nuachumtha Gaeilge
First Contact & Languages
The First Resistance
We prepare for the Borg. As such the training never, ever stops.
How a Shaolin Monk Trains
Military Strategy &
for found cure.
Sorry! That should read: Dyslexia for cure found.
Bollocks! I meant: Dyslexia cure for found.
Fuck anyway. Ever since I took that head injury in 23013, I do have
difficulty with spelling.
Naked Gun Opening
The Irish Space Agency will be set up through Irish.
We are getting our language back. I am Danierl Jacksdon.
Green Light - Lorde as
I am ready now to go into space. I am very much looking forward to going
Fuck anyway. Ever since I took that head injury in 23013, I do tend to get
My Ally is the Force
Dyslexia cure for found.
When things kick off I want to set up a school for people who can't read
good and who wanna learn to do other stuff good too.
I am Daniel Jackson.
Just saying hi.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season
Austin Powers – The Spy Who Shagged Me | Moon Base
Yin and Yang Armour
I am here to launch Golden Age. The greatest Golden Age in history.
Although I guess I'm not what people might expect.
Fight Scene From Airplane!
I may be unemployed and seen by many as a
drop-out, but I work in the mailroom
Well, close enough. I write my
documents and post them out. The way I see
it, if someone knows what’s going on, like really knows, and if that
person is posting out some documents, then even from the mailroom that
person can have a big effect.
The Secret of My Succe$s
Medicine & Psychic Ability
An Aerial Form of Hurling
Language & the Borg
America's blocking of Golden Age triggered the first of the fleets against
us, fifty years earlier than anticipated. We have twenty-four years now
before the first of the fleets get here. That they are coming is certainty.
Whether we are ready or not to engage them is not certainly. It depends
primarily on America removing the lock-down on the Resistance to let us do
our fucking job. The problem is that America prioritises theft of my
research, which it can't do because it is completely locked down by Borg
technology and can only be unlocked by me, over the survival of humanity. It
is that pig-ignorant, corrupt, treacherous, thieving fucking ignorant thick
fuck cunt approach that has cost humanity seven years of the greatest Golden
Age in history and that has unleashed Armageddon, unless the Resistance can
come up with a way to get past America's fucking blockade of humanity in
order to do our fucking job of cleaning up America's fucking mess.
Not that the American Administration gives a flying fuck. Useless fucking
Humanity has twenty-four years before these fuckers get here. Thanks to the
good old Land of the Fucking Free America Number fucking One Master Race.
Whether humanity survives annihilation or not, one thing is assured.
America's name in history will forevermore be synonymous with disgrace for
blocking the most significant event in history over greed, corruption and
gross abuse of power, and for unleashing the fleets of Armageddon on
humanity fifty years earlier than anticipated. Thanks, guys! Good job! Well
Fucking cunts, those involved. If we survive long enough to record this
history then those responsible for blocking Golden Age will go down in
history as the greatest traitors in history.
You fucks wanted to block Golden Age? Well, you succeeded! Good job! Well
done guys! Fucking waste of fucking space! In the war between humanity and
the Borg, they chose their fucking side. To target and lock down the
Resistance. Fucking traitors.
Independence Day – Time’s Up
I did mention that it is a race against time and every microsecond counts,
Decline of Gondor
Just as I mentioned that if anyone tries to detain me, target me or anyone I
know, tries to control me or compromise me, then I will interpret that as
threatening the survival of humanity and I will instantly take out whoever
authorised it if need be, be that Donald Trump or whoever else. Humanity
will survive, even if I have to kill every thick fucking cunt that stands in
the way of our survival.
America unleashed this storm, and still they block. Always America. Always
the block comes from America.
There's a storm coming
The Cliff Walk
I handed the greatest Golden Age in history to humanity on a platter. But
that wasn't enough for America. They had to take a fucking attitude. Which
is why humanity now faces the greatest crisis in history.
y Katana = Tegatana Aikido
America got me wrong. Maybe try again America.
Do you recognise me now?
Believe It Or Not
Clips in films. Television. Books. Music. I put them there to help prepare
humanity. As to how I put them there, that is another story, which I
will come to in time.
The Da Vinci Code
Enlightenment & the Tao
"It's just one man, dammit! "
"It's not just one man. It's Ciarán!"
The Mask of Zorro
America blocked Golden Age, the most significant event in history, and
continues to lock me down financially and to prevent me from dealing with
the alien threat that they have unleashed against us, far earlier than
anticipated. For that America gets hammered in the Treaty unless they can
turn this around. One cannot simply fuck over Golden Age and walk away as if
nothing had happened. America is now in serious, serious trouble. America
had better wake up fast, or America is going down. That is the way it
is set up in the Treaty.
America, make things right! Pull your weight. Right fucking now.
Throw your fat ass weight behind Golden Age. Be part of the solution, not
the fucking problem.
Give me the funds you thieving cunts to go to Mars to clean up the fucking
mess that you caused.
Father Ted | The Forfeit
Just what part of Armageddon and EVERY MICROSECOND COUNTS do
you useless cunts not understand? Seven fucking years later and still you
fucking cunts won't get off your useless fucking arses. Fucking traitors!
Whatever about the money to set up the Space Agency to save humanity from
total fucking annihilation you useless, miserable fucking treacherous cunts,
at least get me enough fucking money so that I can get through the next week
without having to borrow money for food and to pay my fucking electricity
Useless fucking cunts!
Field of Dreams -
People will Come
Expect this to bite you in the arse, you fucks. It is by my decision
which nations go Golden Age and which do not. Those I grant Golden Age to
will rise, those I do not grant it to will fall. And I fucking guarantee
you useless fucks that I will remember your continuing fucking
blockade of me. You thought you could just steal my research, deny it to
humanity while you lined your corrupt fucking pockets and fucked me and my
country over while ignoring the alien threat to humanity. The greatest
traitors in human fucking history! In ten thousand years time, if we survive
annihilation, there will not be a man, woman or child that does not know the
names of those who blocked Golden Age, the most significant event in
history. They will be recorded in history as the greatest traitors in
history. Useless miserable fucking CUNTS!
I fucking guarantee you cunts, I will remember. And so will
I mean seriously, what the fuck is the matter with you?
The Astronaut Farmer
Mining & Metallurgy
Please wake up. I mean seriously, just wake the fuck up! Get with the
Independence Day - Speech
I am going to Mars to save humanity from the annihilation that America has
unleashed upon us.
Others may not be doing their job, but I do mine.
You see there is something you do not understand, Trump. It is not simply
enough to go to Mars. The way in which it is done is important. This
reflects on you, just as it reflects on your country. History can be a harsh
Kevin Nash defeats
Goldberg for the WCW Championship
America unleashed Armageddon. Now we have twenty-four years to prepare.
Star Trek Discovery
If you want to know how to war against the Borg, talk to me. Who am I?
I'm the guy who can get the job done.
I'm the guy.
Knight and Day
I warned them and I warned them and I warned them, but still they did not
listen. I offered the greatest Golden Age in history, handed to humanity on
a platter, but the greed and corruption of a handful of people has turned
this into the greatest crisis in history. Those people had no interest in
Golden Age. They saw my knowledge simply as something to take advantage of.
A means to line their own pockets. That is what has brought us from the
greatest opportunity in history to the greatest crisis in history.
That is what happens when people try to fuck with Golden Age. Their names
will go down in history as among the greatest traitors in the history of
2008 marked the beginning of the storm for me. A number of people died. I
held out for some time but ultimately this led to the loss of my healing
centre. I lost my business. My career was destroyed. My life was destroyed.
Not for one moment, RTÉ, have I forgotten what happened.
The Fisher King
It was RTÉ who set me up. They set me up and tried to bring me in under
false pretences to destroy my career on national radio, all for radio
ratings. Nothing more. It was they who unleashed the storm. Not for one
moment have I forgotten what happened.
Iron Monk Trailer
I haven't answered the door in twelve years. I haven't
answered the phone in twelve years. Not for one fucking moment have I
forgotten what happened, RTÉ.
Contact With Me
Game of Thrones
PhD - Part I
If you want to know about these guys, talk to me.
I am the Doctor.
Doctor Who | Terror of the Cybermen
I lead in the Race to Mars
The Race to Mars will go ahead when I trigger it. When I release the
technologies to enable it. When I show others how to do it. I mean to be a
part of it. I mean to lead it. Actually I do lead it. For the eyes of
the world now look into space. To Mars and beyond. My leadership in science
and industry, my hopes for peace and security, my obligations to
and to Golden Age all require
to make this effort. The mysteries are already solved. We just need to go
now. There are no hazards in space for me. They are solved. I choose to go
to Mars. I choose to go to Mars and to build the first Irish-speaking colony
and pub on Mars. Before anyone else gets there. Not because it is easy. But
because it is effortless. For me anyway.
People can have no idea how easy this is for me.
We Choose to go to the Moon
First to Gráinne's Irish Bar wins second place.
Aserejé - Las
Come find me when you wake
up, General Milley
Edge of Tomorrow IMAX Trailer
General Milley, whatever it takes, please break through the Borg blockade. You are close now.
We have a Race to Mars to launch and America needs to start ramping up if it
is to have any chance of second place.
General Milley is Sergeant Blast.
Each of the characters in the Wacky Races represents an aspect of my psyche,
or character. But they also represent individuals too. As individuals,
General Milley is Sergeant Blast.
Please break through the Borg blockade, General Milley. We have a Race to
Mars to launch, and not much time to do it in if we are to have any chance
of meeting the first of the fleets in time. Every second counts, General
We need to trigger the Race.
The Cannonball Run
I have some very urgent and important breaking news. The gauntlet has been
thrown for the Race to Mars.
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy Trailer #1
We have a Race to launch. I am the one to beat.
Cannonball Run -
Triggering the Race to
Yeah, I'm back you bastards
I too need to remember.
Cowboys & Aliens
Protecting my Research
Microsoft & the NSA