Golden Age
& how to get to Mars in the process


 




 

Top Gun Maverick

 

I lead the world in aerospace.

Like the dinosaur, you guys have had your time. The future is my time.

And I am going to prove it, by winning the Race to Mars.

I have some very urgent and important breaking news. I am launching the Race to Mars.
 

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy


It is me who triggers the Race.
 

The Cannonball Run


I am the one to beat.
 

Cannonball Run - Lamborghini


You don't believe me?

Well, then let us begin...

I begin by demonstrating absolute dominance in area after area, so that you guys can take me seriously. You see I am not just a genius, not just a prodigy, but a genuine freak of nature. Nothing like me has ever been seen before.
 

Star Trek Voyager – Shadows on a wall


Ireland will be first to Mars. I will be setting up my Space Agency through Irish and the first words spoken on Mars will be through Irish.
 

Scaití - "Counting Stars" le One Republic as Gaeilge


You don't believe me? Well then let us jump straight into the first area where I will demonstrate absolute dominance.

We begin with Sex & Relationships, and a discussion on Enlightenment.


Sex & Relationships: Women X-Girls & Men X-Girls
 

True immortals are rare, but every now and again a person goes deep enough in the Tao to boost their

Pre-Natal Jing
 


On 21st December 2012 I achieved Ascension, the next stage in Enlightenment. I am the first in history to achieve it, which gives me the highest level of Enlightenment ever achieved in history. Immortals from all over the world converged in Ireland in 2013 in anticipation of the most significant event in history. The launching of the Greatest Golden Age in history and the triggering of the Ascension of humanity. The came for the Gathering.

 

Highlander – The Gathering

 

 

The Gathering was in Ireland. In 2013.

 

 

The Gathering – Ireland 2013


You see we are already more than seven years into Golden Age. It's just that most people don't know it yet. The preparation has been going on behind the scenes for years.

It has been a long wait to launch Golden Age publicly.

Now, finally, it is time.

We launch Golden Age with a number of of the Great Projects.

This one is Mars.


Aerospace: Space Flight


It is me who launches the Race to Mars.

America, just try to keep up.
 

Tarzan in New York


Computers


Yeah, I'm good.
 

Star Trek: Dyson Sphere Discovery and Scotty Recovery


Next up is physics.


Physics


On 22nd March 2015 I solved the foundation theory for Warp Drive, and for the Warp Core that powers it. I derived them both from First Principles, as they fell naturally from a Grand Unified Theory that I have been working on in physics for thirty years. My designs were verified by a number of non-terrestrial civilisations. My solving Warp Drive unlocks the conditions for First Contact.

It is me who unlocks First Contact.

It is a key milestone in launching the Greatest Golden Age in history.

I am Zefram Cochrane.
 

Zefram Cochrane Warp Flight


I’m ready for Golden Age.

Are you?


Austin Powers back to 1969


Naval


First step: Mars.

It is me who launches the Race to Mars.
 

Frau Farbissina: Countdown


An Aerial Form of Hurling


I've been trying to launch Golden Age for seven years now, but the Borg keep blocking it.

The Borg are the baddies. They are trying to block Golden Age. The other guys that I have been in contact with for First Contact, they also war with the Borg. With them we form the Federation.

Humanity is are war. That war has raged for years. It is just that most people are not aware of it. That war is soon going to spill out into the open however.

We are about to launch the Greatest Golden Age in history.

But we have to fight to get it.
 

First Contact


Aerospace: Atmospheric Flight


I hacked the most advanced encryptions of the Borg Empire. They are designed to resist the most powerful Borg supercomputers. Designed to be impossible to hack. Absolutely impossible. But I did it. This more than any other factor is how I was able to defeat them.
 

The Imitation Game


This leads us now into mathematics.


Mathematics


The opening strikes have already been made.

COVID-19 was orchestrated by the Borg.

An early strike.

That virus should have been far more deadly. Actually, nothing should have survived it. We were able to partially neutralise it in the Resistance with the help of non-terrestrial technology.

As for me, I am an X-Man.

I am completely immune to COVID-19.
 

I Am Legend


Intelligence


Part of my job is to get people ready.

Ready for what is coming.

We have until 2046, and then the first of the fleets come.

Part of my job is to get people ready.
 

Buffy - Once More, with Feeling - Standing


History


Golden Age begins in Ireland.
 

Hello – le Adele as Gaeilge


Einstein and Eddington


I am about to launch the Greatest Golden Age in history.
 

Bill & Ted’s Gave Rock & Roll to You


Taoiseach


I am about to launch the Greatest Golden Age in history.
 

Caladh Nua – Cad É Sin don Sin


How to Make Tritanium


I am about to launch the Greatest Golden Age in history.
 

Avicii Vs Lurgan – “Wake Me Up” as Gaeilge


Economics

 



 

"Gráinne, did men cause this problem?"

"No, Aoife. It was lack of men that caused this problem."

 

Golden Age did not fail because of men.
It failed because of lack of men.

Golden Age did not fail because of manhood.
It failed because of lack of manhood.


Little Big Man – Everything is Dead to the White Man


Construction
 

Star Trek - The Irish in Space


It is me who launches the Race to Mars.
 

Put ‘Em Under Pressure


Military Strategy
 

Anticipate the unexpected

 

 

This is a very important part of Jedi training.

 

 

Clouseau v Cato – Round 1


Ballistics
 

Always in training

 

 

A Jedi is always in training.

The training never, ever stops.

 

 

Clouseau v Cato – Round 2


The Backpacker Diaries
 

Always Jedi awareness

 

 

A Jedi always maintains awareness.

 

 

Clouseau v Cato – Round 3


Armour
 

Timing is very important

 

 

Clouseau v Cato – Round 4







Voyager


My mission is to design, build and fly this ship from Ireland to land safely on Mars, before the end of this decade. I can have no help in the design or build, and my mission is a solo mission. I can have help with training, but not with any design or building.

I will land the entire ship on the ground on Mars, at which stage the second phase of my mission kicks in. I am to survive on Mars for a period of no less than seven years in complete isolation, without any additional supplies brought in.

For this mission I am not allowed to use any hypercompression of reengineered materials such as I wrote about in my section How to Make Tritanium. I cannot bring any Federation technology, nor receive any help from the Federation in terms of landing site and so forth. They can however intervene in the event of a catastrophic problem such as me encountering a meteorite en route to Mars. Apart from a catastrophic scenario however, they do not intervene. I will bring over some non-terrestrial languages on video file to work with, but that is separate.

The engines I use will be my Hydro Impulse Drive engines, with a limitation for the engine temperature not to exceed about 1200 degrees Celsius. I take that limitation to force a similar limitation in the Treaty on those we go up against. These are not the most powerful engines that I can build, but they are the simplest and the safest. I can make them about 8 times more efficient than existing convention rockets.

Why do I agree to building such a large ship under such conditions? One reason is because it gives us huge benefit in the Treaty. Another reason is because in doing so it unlocks the Battlestars for our encounter with the first of the fleets in 2046. You see this colony ship that I go to Mars in is the exact same hull design as out first Battlestars in space. They will be more armoured and the interior will be completely different as they are military ships, but the hull size, shape and design is the same.
 





"But Gráinne, surely the design of the Battlestars will have evolved over these next twenty-six years? Can you really say that this is the design that we will be using in twenty-six years time?"


Lt. Barclay is the computer


"Yes, Éibhleann, I can. A design anyway, although there will be others. You see I had access to the Borg supercomputers via the neural interface in my head when I designed these ships. The specifications are perfect, and run though simulations on Borg computers which are far more powerful than anything we have on this planet. As of about three pm Irish time on 25th June 2020 as I write, I have now lost that neural interface to those computers as per Treaty. It is all about the next stage of implementation of the Treaty. We will design other ships of course, but I know that the design on those particular Battlestars is perfect. This is why I want them to be the mainstay of our battle-fleets."

"This is part of disconnecting you from the Borg collective, Gráinne?"

"Yes, Éibhleann. I still have about 80 pounds to lose and my hair follicles are somewhat challenged, but I am making progress in my disconnection from the Borg collective."

 

Seven of Nine after De-assimilation


Those first Battlestars will each take four Vipers, with each Viper limited to 7.6 m in length. They don't have to be that length. They could be longer. But that is the optimum that I am getting as per the computer simulations I have run, and I want to keep the Vipers quite compact to optimise our Battlestars. Those Vipers will use Hydro Hypercompression engines and an irontanium hull. That is the maximum that we can go while still enjoying the full benefit in the Treaty. Only two Vipers would be flown at a time however. They would be remote controlled by the pilots from the Battlestar. If a Viper is blown up in combat, the pilot can then launch his second Viper, which is also remote controlled. Two of these Vipers are located in each launch tube in each of the two forward wing sections.

The crew of each Battlestar is four. A captain, a tactical officer and two pilots, who in Battle conditions remotely fly their Vipers.
 

BSG: Viper Tribute


The Battlestars, Vipers and remote control to the Vipers use no more than 25 MHz 286 processors. If we go with this level of processor we are guaranteed by Treaty that they cannot be hacked remotely. That is guaranteed by Treaty. To protect against hacking in the event of a ship being boarded I use the Fractal Encryption Algorithm that I have developed. We also get benefits in weapons and other systems if we keep the computers at this level. In addition we are protected by Treaty from being killed in combat if we restrict our computers to no higher than a 286 processor. In the event of one of our ships being destroyed then we are Stargated back to our base, be that Earth, Mars or wherever we have chosen. That is agreed and enforced by Treaty. If our ship is boarded then just before being killed or captured we are also Stargated back to our chosen base. Only if our last base falls, only then do we lose that protection. Only then can they annihilate us.

We start to lose those benefits once we go above the 286 processor, and the higher we go in processor the less projection we have . That is why not only my ships but the Internet systems that I develop as well as the computers for our bases, our Command Centres and so forth, none of these use any processors more advanced than a 286.
 

Battlestar Galactica – Introductory Scene

 
The only exceptions are for processors that we use for writing documents, including documents with video links such as my documents, and for working on film. I will write about that later. There are no other exceptions that are completely protected by Treaty. If we go above this level of processor then we have to provide additional protection ourselves.

For example we could use a higher level processor to remotely control our Vipers, in which case we then rely on encryption, such as my Fractal Encryption Algorithm, to protect the data flow. We have that option but I would be reluctant to use it. The only way to be absolutely certain that the Borg cannot hack us is by Treaty, which means the 286.

We need no less than two hundred of these Battlestars plus an addition two hundred support vessels to meet the first of the fleets in 2046. That is not including about 120 artillery ships - what I call my Panzer ships, using the shell designs that I write about in my Ballistics section, plus space stations and orbital defences. That is the maximum fleet size that we are allowed by Treaty.

Taking size into account we would be outnumbered by about a paltry 4 to 1, good odds for any Jedi. I'm not too concerned about being outnumbered though, as in any battle we will always be outnumbered. We are very used to that and we have key advantages in other areas. Any one of use will be worth many of them.

Puny Borg!

We will put their name to the test!
 

300


Now, can we do it?

 



 

I'll tell you this. If I succeed in building my ship and landing her safely on Mars before the end of this decade, then I guarantee you we will do it.

I just have to build my ship in time and fly it to Mars.

No pressure!
 

Star Trek | Barclay Under Pressure


So that is my mission to build and fly the ship to Mars, landing her safely on the surface. As to why seven years in isolation, that is to unlock the colonies on Mars. You see people will never believe that we can do this, unless it is demonstrated to them. By me doing this mission it sends the belief to people that they too can build these colonies.

You see the only way that people have any chance of pulling this off is if they believe it.

That is what my mission, more than anything else, is designed to do.

To help give people that belief.





"That's an unusual problem, Mr. John Connor!"


Phil sees a Psychologist
 

"Time to start training, Mr. Slate!

Time to start training!"

 

How a Shaolin Monk Trains


The fleets size I gave is for our offensive fleets that engage them when they arrive in our Solar System. The only two locations that they can arrive in are just outside Jupiter and just outside Saturn. They will arrive through a subspace corridor, which is a type of wormhole. That is set by Treaty. We will have a defensive space station at each location. Jupiter Station and Saturn Station. These two space stations will be our single most powerful defences.
 

Deep Space Nine


The Klingon fleets do not have to engage them. They may decide to bypass them and come straight for Earth or Mars. However we consider it highly likely that they will throw everything at those two space stations. This is because I set things up in the Treaty to give them an incentive if they take those space stations. They get an increase of 2 % on the range of their scanners if they take either space station in the invasion of 2046, and an increase of 3.8 % in the range of their sensors if they take both. If that does not seem a very significant amount, then understand that they would gain this benefit for a period of 120 years against humanity if they succeed in this task. That is the way it is set up by Treaty.

I did this to bait their fleets, for this is the ground that I would choose for the battle. I believe that they will mostly like go for this, in which case these two space stations would see the greatest battles.

The Klingons do not believe that we have any chance of building those space stations to a level that could withstand them in that time. I see differently.

If we get this right then this invasion fleet could be destroyed in one great battle.

This for me is the best case scenario. That they commit their full fleets to engaging us at Jupiter Station and Saturn Station.
 

Battle of Deep Space Nine


In addition we can build another 300 atmospheric Battlestars plus another 4,000 Vipers based from Earth, if they get this far, plus an additional 80 Battlestars and an additional 400 Vipers (not including the Vipers on each Battlestar) and an additional 30 Panzer ships for each of three other bases of our choosing, which will be our Moon base and bases on the moons of Ganymede (at Jupiter) and Tethys (at Saturn).
 

Austin Powers – The Spy Who Shagged Me | Moon Base


We can also build fleets of 80 Battlestars and 20 Panzer ships for the orbital defences at each of Earth and Mars, and Mars also gets 300 atmospheric Battlestars plus another ground 4,000 Vipers just like Earth, if we can build them all.

They do not have to be Battlestars or Panzer ships. They can be other ships too, so long as the fighting force does not exceed what I have given.

And of course our space stations and the fleets on these. I will write about these separately.

There is no restriction whatsoever on us building more ships than this, but the protection in the Treaty only applies to the fleet sizes that I give here. Anything beyond the fleet sizes I give here are not protected by the Treaty, in which case they would be wiped out instantly. Without that protection in the Treaty, they would have no hope whatsoever. They would not last a microsecond.

Only by fighting within the Rules of Engagement as defined by Treaty, which I spent more than three years negotiating, can we fight. Once we step outside that framework, our ships have no hope.

 





"Anything else you want to share with us, Gráinne, before your next topic?"
 

"Yes, Béibhinn. Only the Jedi can man these ships. Anyone attempting to go up against the Borg who has not achieved Ascension is not protected by Treaty, in which case he would be instantly killed."

"Only the Jedi can fight the Borg, Gráinne?"

"Yes, Aoife. Only the Jedi"
 

Star Wars kid – Drunken Jedi


Now, with that behind us, let us jump into our next topic.

How to build the Atmospheric Battlestars.


Building the Atmospheric Battlestars

 

It is a state of mind

 

 

Friends - Unagi


Vacuum Lift Technology
 

Clouseau v Cato – Round 5


Language & the Borg
 

Clouseau v Cato – Round 6


Language Scripts
 

Sia "Chandelier" as Gaeilge


True Lies


Every one of us carries Borg cybernetic implants which connect us to the Borg computers via a neural link. Communication with the computers is done via subspace transceivers, like a radio transmitter and receiver but with a far greater range.

It is the first stage in our assimilation.

These implants are actually surprisingly large, but they are phase-shifted to be out-of-phase with us. That is why they cannot be detected directly with our medical scanners. There is a way to detect them indirectly using our technology, which I will be coming to, and technology that we obtain as a result of the newly formed Federation that is being set up will give us a way to detect the implants directly. I can not only detect them directly but I can pull their schematics from Borg computers. That is because of my access to Borg technology. I have been on a mission to get these things removed from us ever since I first became aware of them in early 2013.

Where do they come from? From the Small Greys.

Every single one of us has been implanted by these devices by the Small Greys. Every single one of us.
 

They Live – Sunglasses


Humanity is enslaved. It's just that most people don't know it yet.

The Borg wiped part of my memory. I am trying to get it back.
 

Total Recall - 2012


Have you ever had a dream that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?

What is Real and what is Recall?
 

The Matrix


Media


The Borg implants keep humanity enslaved. Blocking Golden Age keeps humanity enslaved to the Borg.

I warned them and I warned them and I warned them.

But they did not listen.
 

Exodus


Enlightenment & Ascension


I warned them and I warned them and I warned them.

But they did not listen.
 

Pearl Harbor


Ghostbusters
 

The Love Guru – When Love Goes Wrong, Nothing Goes Right
 

America & The Race to Mars
 





"Good morning, Angels!"

"Good morning, Gráinne!"



Captain Caveman and the Angels
 

The Treaty


I will have male friends and I will have female friends.

But those closest to me will be women.
 

Mo Ghille Mear


Linguistics


Today is the 4th of July.

Given the day that's in it, this seems appropriate.

Donald Trump could learn a lot from this guy.
 

Independence Day - Speech
 

Leadership


I address you now not as the President of the United States. He is the guy who caused this mess in the first place. Me, I'm a citizen of humanity. We are faced with the very gravest of challenges, which America has unleashed upon us all. And yet for the first time in the history of the planet there is a guy, Ciarán, who has the technology to prevent our extinction. All of you need to know that everything that America can do to lock this guy down and to cause this disaster is being called into service.


Armageddon Speech


How to Build an Arc Reactor


People may not believe me when I say that I am Tony Stark.

But it's actually true.
 

Iron Man - Suit Up Scene – Mark III Armour


Tunnelling
 

The Martian


The Resistance Underground Base


Right now I’m long-term self-unemployed. "Self-unemployed" is a term one of the lads once used to describe me. It means I am self-employed, but there is no money coming in. So that's me, self-unemployed. More used to putting my feet up than a hard day’s work.

But I do intend to run for Taoiseach. And to take over management of the Dáil.

I do intend to be the next Taoiseach of Ireland.

 

 

Welcome my Lords to Isengard


Scripted Programming Languages & Set Based Computing
 

The scouts report that Ireland is a mess

 

 

If I were a politician, capable of passing bills in the Dáil. But I’m not. Not yet anyway. I’m an unemployed person.

 

I just want to help my country. The Economy. The Irish Language. The Space Industry. More than anything I wish I could see my country restored again.

 

 

I just want to help my country


Medicine
 

For 1,000 years Dublin has stood

 

 

We held our Millennium celebrations in 1988. Dublin is a Northern Kingdom. A bit like Numenor. To the West. It is where Men and Women of the West live.

 

This is why I make my bid for Taoiseach. For I would see my country restored.

 

 

Decline of Gondor


Multi-Adaptive Bi-Phasic Regenerative Shielding


Hey, you guys in Coláiste Lurgan, Golden Age is coming.

I am coming.
 

Galaxy Quest - We Need Your Help
 

Housing & Rents


"You know us?"

With the catastrophic loss of language and culture, we had almost given up on Ireland. There seemed little hope. Ireland seemed all but lost.

But ever since we received transmission of the broadcasts, we have decided to model our Space Agency around
Coláiste Lurgan. In fact the Space Port we are going to build around you has been garnered from the lessons taken from the Lurgan transmissions.
 

Galaxy Quest - Historical Documents


The 8-State Fractal Encryption Computer


We prepare for war with the Borg.

We have a few years to prepare, and then we must be ready.

Humanity faces the greatest crisis in history. The fleets of Armageddon, unleashed by Donald Trump fifty years earlier than anticipated in his blocking of Golden Age and his continuing lockdown of me.

The fleets will be here in twenty-six years.

We have that long to be ready.
 

Battlestar Galactica – Introductory Scene


Whatever it takes, I will ensure that humanity is ready.

Whatever it takes.


BSG: Viper Tribute
 

Prometheus
 




"Mr. Slate..."

"Yes, Ciarán?!"

"Loosen up!"



Deja Q


The Cuban Missile Crisis
 

Weird Science


Subspace Mechanics


How many have come?

 

To set up my political party, it’s just me for now. Until I meet the rest of the Resistance anyway. Less than half of what I had hoped for. None have come from Tipperary yet. Or from Clare. Or Donegal. Or Leitrim. Or actually from anywhere. Not yet. One person will not be enough to contest the elections.

 

But I think more will come.

 

 

Marshalling at Dunharrow


Well, actually the Resistance will come. Actually they are already here. A few thousand of them anyway.

The Rohirrim.

So we are fine.

The Return of the King.





Yeah, I'm back you bastards
 

The Dressmaker

 

The Cuban Missile Crisis & the Loss of the Arc Reactor


The world may be turning to shite, but I am going Golden Age.

Actually if the world is falling to shite, all the more reason to go Golden Age.

If we go Golden Age we might have yet a chance to not only survive what is coming but to thrive.

After all, it is Golden Age and the most significant event in history.

We can still do it. We just need to get past some thick cunts first.
 

The Cat and the Moon
 

The Cuban Missile Crisis & the Lockdown of Mars
 

Golden Age did not fail because of men.
It failed because of lack of men.

Golden Age did not fail because of manhood.
It failed because of lack of manhood.


Little Big Man – Everything is Dead to the White Man


Atmospheric Battlestars are locked down now until 2074 as a result of America fucking around. That drops our chances of survival dramatically as they are critical to the defence of Earth if our space fleets cannot hold back the invading armadas.

Our computer systems have taken a massive hit with humanity going largely back to the 286 processor now. We have less than ten years to make that transition. We knew that we would be taking a big retrograde step with computers, but it is a bigger hit now than anticipated with America's continuing blockade of me and Golden Age. Not for anything will the American Administration allow contact with me because of trying to take advantage of my technology (which they cannot because it is protected) and because in trying to lock me and humanity down they feel that they can prevent me from challenging them over their blocking of Golden Age and their ignoring of the alien threat.

Further hits are being taken in COVID-19, as I am now not allowed to use Federation technology to clear the disease once contact happens with me. America costs us that in the Treaty earlier today. The Resistance can work to counter the disease as we have been doing since it first hit humanity, but the work we can do is much more limited because of the lockdown by the Treaty.

Other hits are being taken in areas such as An Aerial Form of Hurling which can now only be released directly by me and the companies I set up. Only I can build the Great Stadiums now for this until 2032, after which it begins to be unlocked for others.

There are other hits too, which we are still assessing. We have no choice but to take those hits if we are to buy time with the nuclear strike, because of the credit given to the Borg in the Treaty by America with its continuing lockdown of me and Golden Age.

Trump, here is the deal. Secure me Ashford and clear things for me to set up my Space Agency. Have two trillion dollars in my account. I need that to launch Golden Age. Clear things with the Irish government for me to come in as Taoiseach. Start making progress on this tonight, serious progress as in results RIGHT NOW, or the body count starts to go up this night.

Sort this out right now, or the Resistance starts to tear apart America.

Right fucking NOW you cunt.

Do it. Or we begin to tear apart America.

Let us trigger Golden Age or we go to war.


Contact With Me


My name is General John Connor, Commander of the Resistance.

These Borg chains will not hold me forever, Trump.
 

Gladiator


Geodesic Domes

 


 

Yeah, I'm back you bastards
 

You address me by my proper title!


The Cuban Missile Crisis & the Loss of Jupiter Station and the Hot Gates
 

How can one live without honour?
Never have I understood this.

Honour is important to those who have honour.
It is considered unimportant to those who have none.


Never has there been a greater need for Knights.

Never.
 

Just Visiting


On Healing Rape


I warned them and I warned them and I warned them, but they did not listen.

No matter what happens now, even if the nuclear strike is averted, America is lost. America cost us Golden Age and unleashed the fleets of Armageddon.

There is no coming back from that.
 

The Postman


The Cuban Missile Crisis, the Loss of Mars & the Lockdown of the Moon


For more than seven years America has consistently misinterpreted my restraint as weakness. Because I have not put America through a wall, they interpret this as weakness on my part.

This is why Trump will go right to the nuclear strike, as he has in timeline after timeline. They will keep pushing and pushing and pushing, until they are put through a fucking wall.
 

Man of Steel – Bar Scene


That is the fucking mentality that we are dealing with.


The Guardian
 

Little Big Man – Everything is Dead to the White Man


Space Flight: Understanding Tanks


Humanity faces annihilation, we are on the brink of a nuclear strike and still those cunts in Washington block our Space Agency in Ireland. That Space Agency represents humanity's last hope for survival, AND STILL THE FUCKING MANGEY MALIGNANT CUNTS BLOCK!!

They are protected now by Treaty, but not for long. I will hunt them down. Every fucking last one of them, I will make them pay. I fucking swear it. Every fucking one of the cunts who blocks will pay.

I fucking swear it. l will hunt them down. Every fucking last one of those fucking cunts.
 

Noah


My Trip to the Pentagon
 

The Phantom of the Opera


Physics: Hypercompression


People may think that I am a nobody now. A drop-out. Penniless. Broke.

But once I break out of here, that all changes in an instant.
 

My Name is Jason Bourne


In an instant, everything changes.
 

The Shawshank Redemption - Bank


You see, Trump, secrets have a way of coming back to bite you in the ass.

My name is John. John Connor.
 

The Rock


John Connor.

Remember that name.
 

A Knight’s Tale - We Will Rock You


X-Men
 

Joe 90

 
The Cuban Missile Crisis and the Klingon Fleets of 2046


I thought that if I set things up for Golden Age, people would come.

More than seven years later, they still haven't.
 

Field of Dreams - People  will Come


I had a run of bad luck.
 

Cinderella Man





Cinderella Man.

That's me.

 

Golden Age begins in Ireland.
 

Treat Her Right - The Commitments


From a long-term self-unemployed Northside Dubliner.
 

The Commitments – Try a Little Tenderness


I'm putting a Golden Age together.

That Golden Age begins in Dublin.
 

Destination Anywhere from the Commitments


Kobayashi Maru
 

Kelly’s Heroes


Real Men, Real Women, Knights & Warriors



How did I become John Connor?

It's a long story.

My spine was shattered in combat in the Matrix in 2013 when I was shot by a Terminator in the back. For a time I lost the use of my legs. I had to learn to walk again. I am Professor X. In a separate injury in 2018 my right shoulder was badly broken in the Matrix by a Sentinel. For a time I lost the use of my right arm. In the male these injuries are channelled as Steve. In the female as Jamie. This is part of my Duality.

Officer Murphy also lost the use of both legs and his right arm.
 

Robocop


I have over eight hundred cybernetic implants in my body. It is what the Borg did to me. I have so many implants in me that they turned me into a cyborg.

I am Seven of Nine.
 

The Bionic Woman


Actually me becoming John Connor is many stories, for many things had to come together to make me John Connor.

I'll give another part of that story now.


How I became John Connor: Combat Training & the Matrix


Something happened to me.
 

Believe It Or Not


I'm still trying to figure out what happened.
 

Life of Brian - UFO Pickup


Jackie Chan & The Quickening


I'm putting a Golden Age together.
 

The Commitments


Golden Age begins in Ireland.
 

Destination Anywhere from the Commitments


I am putting together a team.
 

X-Men First Class - Recruiting Mutants


Why Only Superman Can Save Golden Age


How did I become John Connor?

It's a long story.

My spine was shattered in combat in the Matrix in 2013 when I was shot by a Terminator in the back. For a time I lost the use of my legs. I had to learn to walk again. I am Professor X. In a separate injury in 2018 my right shoulder was badly broken in the Matrix by a Sentinel. For a time I lost the use of my right arm. In the male these injuries are channelled as Steve. In the female as Jamie. This is part of my Duality. I also took a severe head injury in early 2013, in a separate incident to the injury to my back.

My legs, right arm and my head injury which affects my speech. These affect me to this day.
 

Regarding Henry


I have over eight hundred cybernetic implants in my body. It is what the Borg did to me. I have so many implants in me that they turned me into a cyborg.
 

The Six Million Dollar Man


Every day for the past seven and a half years I need to spend about two hours a day in healing.

If I did not do this I would not be able to walk. The Borg implants inhibit my healing, so I cannot heal fully. Until the implants are removed and my immune system can function properly on its own I must spend about two hours a day regenerating. Every day I do this.

I am Seven of Nine.

 

 

Hard to Kill – Meditation & Training


Actually me becoming John Connor is many stories, for many things had to come together to make me John Connor.

I'll give another part of that story now.
 

How I became John Connor: Healing & Physics
 

X-Men Days of Future Past


Boot Camp
 

The Commitments – Mustang Sally


"Brilliant management, brother Rabbitte!"


The Commitments

 


 

Now, governments, why don't you do right and get me some money too!


Jessica Rabbit - Why don't you do right
 

No, you're not hallucinating. But I think I am. I think I have to be fucking dreaming here.

 

Star Trek - The Lost Episode


You just don't get it, do you?
 

Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightening Thief


Anything?

No?
 

The Phantom of the Opera


Aerospace: The Pulsed Relay Drive Engine


Part of the reason I have to get to Mars is to get away from this toxic dump.
 

Captain Fantastic


How to Get Air & Water on Mars


Fucking cunt.
 

The Rock


Whether people believe that I can go to Mars or not is immaterial. What matters only is this: either I go or humanity faces almost certainty of annihilation. So whether it is impossible or not is not the issue. Regardless of whether it is possible or not I still have to go.

As it is, it most certainly is possible. I could build a rocket to go to Mars almost as easily as America could build a fucking bus. People can have no idea how fucking easy this is for me. A life-time's work for a Nobel Prize physicist can be the problem of a child to me. My I.Q. is over 1,800 and aerospace has been my main focus for seven years now, apart from war with the Borg.

So, Trump you cunt, here is the deal. Release the block or it goes to the nuclear strike. That is the deal.

The Greatest Golden Age in history or nuclear war.

That is the deal you cunt.
 

TRON Legacy


How to Get Air & Water on the Moon

 

 

We have come seven years into the future. History has no record of Golden Age. We lost that timeline, because some fuckers BLOCKED IT!

Pale Shadows of fucking men.



Yesterday’s Enterprise


23 years from now I witnessed the last days of humanity. I was last man standing. Just before they got me I initiated a temporal incursion. I sent my knowledge 24 years back in time to myself in August of last year, to try to prevent the moment in time that killed us all. Donald Trump had blocked Golden Age many times, but this was the one that killed us all.

"Find me. Convince me all of this."

That is what I have been trying to do.
 

X-Men Days of Future Past


I have crossed time to try to give humanity another chance for survival.

If humanity falls now, if we all fall, it is not the Borg that kill us. We have the knowledge to defeat the Borg.

If humanity falls it is America that kills us all.

It is America, more than the Borg, that brings us all to annihilation.

I crossed time to give humanity another chance for survival.

Now I am fucking telling you, Trump you incompetent cunt, seize that fucking chance!

Fucking cunt.
 

Kyle Reese & Sarah Connor – Crosses


Invite me to the Pentagon.

Just fucking do it!
 

Crocodile Dundee


I crossed time to give humanity another chance at survival.

I don't go back. I don't go home. Not to that place.

There is nothing to go back to.

Everyone I knew there is dead.

That timeline ended with my temporal incursion.
 

Kyle Reese


But you know what: even with the war that raged to bring us to annihilation, I would still feel more at home in that place that I came from - hell beyond imagining, than here. Because at least there the people were Real Men, Real Women, Knights and Warriors. They were Gods. People of tremendous depth. People of honour. People of character.

They were Knights. Powerful Knights.

I cannot relate to people here.
 

Drop Zone – There’s Only One Kind of Jump


Most people anyway. I can't talk to them.

I cannot relate to people here.
 

Just Visiting


Gods.

Where I came from, people were Gods.
 

One Woman Army


The Last Jedi


My stories. They are true.

All of it.
 

The Force Awakens


My story will be told.

I will be heard.
 

Hello – le Adele as Gaeilge


How I became John Connor: The Cliff Walk


I look forward to my trip to the Pentagon.

"I have to say, it is such an honour to be working with the legendary...Ciarán Handley...?"

I do have problems with my accent. Basic speech too.

Ever since having been shot in the head by a Terminator.
 

The Tuxedo


I guess I'm just not what people might expect.
 

Shrek


I'm not exactly the classic stereotype.

I'm kind of more the antihero guy.
 

So this Elijah Wood guy, who is he?


How I became John Connor: Codebreaking


Yeah, I'm back you bastards.
 

The Dressmaker
 

Just not quite what people might expect.
 

Star Trek Fractal Encryption Algorithm


Who am I?

I'm the guy who can get the job done.
 

Terminator - John Connor


Even if I do have to break a few rules to do it.


Dirty Rotten Scoundrels


How I became John Connor: Introducing Athena


My story will be told.
 

Luke is in isolation


I will be heard.
 

Hello – le Adele as Gaeilge


Small Greys


My story will be told.
 

Luke is in isolation


I will be heard.
 

Turk 182


Understanding Microwormholes


I did try to warn them.


Austin Powers - Steamroller
 

Ken had difficulty with speech too.


A Fish Called Wanda - Ken's Revenge
 

People may not have believed me when I said that I am a Sorcerer.

But it is actually true.
 

The Sorcerer's Apprentice


Building the Stargates: The First Step
 

WarGames


The Cuban Missile Crisis & The Klingon Fleets of 2038
 

Weird Science


First Contact & Language

 

 

If anyone is thinking that this cannot possibly be real, then explain this: with everything that I have released, why am I not all over the news?

And why have they not sent the Hogwarts after me? Sorry, I meant the Warthogs.

Why have they not sent the Warthogs after me?
 

Man of Steel Smallville fight


Because they wouldn't fucking dare, that's why!
 

Scanners


You see I am the real deal.
 

The Men Who Stare At Goats


Don't mess with me!
 

The Naked Gun - Apartment Acrobatics


Aerospace: The Shuttle
 

Wesley Crusher


Aerospace: Life Support


Well, it was impossible but I managed to do it anyway.

I found a way to get the Race to Mars back on.
 

Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines


Treaty Update 6th August 2020: My Mission to Mars

 


 

Assemble your puny teams, feeble Gods!
 

Thor: Ragnarok


The Race is back on. I am not asking. It is not a request. The American Administration does not have to agree it. They just need to stay out of our God-damn way. They can go fuck themselves. They had their chance and they blew it. Now, they are fucking nobodies. Wastes of space need not apply. Shadows of men need not apply.

Lesser men.

I am telling you that we are just going to do this, and fuck anyone who stands in our way.

I am launching the Race to Mars to prevent Armageddon - Ragnarok, the end of everything, and I will stop at nothing to get it.
 

Star Trek V: The Final Frontier


Knights only, need apply.
 

Real Men, Real Women, Knights and Warriors


Everyone else, shadows of people, need not apply.
 

Terminator - John Connor


Stealth Technology and Passive & Active Sensors
 

Captain Marvel





 

Ok, let us see now what we have to work with...
 

Flashdance intro


The Cuban Missile Crisis & The Klingon Fleets of 2036
 

Total Recall


Building My Mars Ship: The Out-Of-Phase Generator
 

Cowboys & Aliens


Principles of Engineering: Avoiding Cascade Failure


You just don't get it, do you?
 

iFLY Indoor Skydiving Experience


Anything?
 

Quidditch World Cup


Not the brightest.


Understanding Botox
 

Desperado


Golden Age & The Irish Language Renaissance


Golden Age begins in Ireland.
 

An Grá Faoi Ghlas - 2


The whole world will soon know of it.

Something to remember!
 

Galaxy Quest - The Best of Guy


Building My Mars Ship: Thrusters & Manoeuvrability


 


 

Top Gun Maverick

 

I lead the world in aerospace.

Like the dinosaur, you guys have had your time. The future is my time.

I design for Gods!
 

The Incredibles – No Capes!


Relaunching the Race to Mars - Part Deux!
 

Catch Me If You Can


My Trip to the Pentagon - Part Deux!


You think I stand alone?

No. I do not stand alone.
 

The Water Margin


I am Kali


 




Yeah, I'm back you bastards
 

The Dressmaker


The Cuban Missile Crisis & the Loss of Reengineered Metals
 

Pearl Harbor


The Irish Space Agency
 

Apollo 13 – Houston, We Have a Problem


Mars: A New Mission. The Super-Hypercompression Tanks.


You went full retard, Trump.

Never go full retard.
 

Never Go Full Retard


Mars: A New Mission. My Atmospheric Processors.


You went full retard, Trump.

Never go full retard.

Will someone ever please blow that cabbage up and take over as President?

 

Designated Survivor


Mars: A New Mission. Computers.


You went full retard, Trump.

Never go full retard.

 

Monty Python and the Holy Grail - The Black Knight


What's the point of me making my schedule to Mars and succeeding in my Mars mission if we do not go Golden Age on Earth? Then all that happens is we buy a few years and then we all get wiped out anyway a few years later. Humanity has no chance whatsoever of survival if we do not go Golden Age.

Golden Age begins in Ireland.

Either I come in as Taoiseach and kick-start Golden Age before I leave for Mars, or humanity faces absolute certainty of annihilation.

Make it happen, Trump!

I mean it!

 

WarGames


I am doing everything I can to avoid the nuclear strike, but you must understand you dumb fuck that we are OUT OF FUCKING TIME!

America is going down. Nothing can stop that now. America blocked Golden Age. There is no coming back from that.
 

The Postman


America is going down. It has already begun.


But don't take the rest of us down with you.
 

Terminator - John Connor


Fucking cunt!


Taoiseach: Launching my Political Party


You went full retard, Trump.

Never go full retard.

 

Austin Powers - Steamroller


Mars: A New Mission. Navigation.


You went full retard, Trump.

Never go full retard.

 

About Schmidt


The Treaty, The Borg & Computers


You went full retard, Trump.

Never go full retard.

 

A Fish Called Wanda - Ken's Revenge


Mars: A New Mission. Food & Nutrition.


You went full retard, Trump.

Never go full retard.

Now will someone ever please blow that cabbage up and take over as President?

 

Valkyrie


Why did Golden Age Fail? (so far, anyway)


You went full retard, guys.

Never go full retard.

 

"Esteemed members of the European Centre for Nuclear Research, my name is Ciarán Handley. I appear now with an offering of the solution to the Double-Slit Experiment and the Collapse of the Wave Function..."

"What's wrong with it?"

"Excuse me?"

"What don't you want to publish it?"

"Because I've no interest in publishing papers. I'm just trying to release it to humanity. This beloved solution to the Origin of Disease is a symbol of peace and.."

"So it's stolen then?"

"No. I solved it a long time ago."

"In CERN to offer research is a sign of weakness."

"Esteemed members of the Pentagon, NASA and the European Space Agency, my name is Ciarán Handley. I appear now with an offering of the solution to the rocket nozzle design, combustion instability, fuel/oxygen ratio efficiency, how to obtain air and water on Mars..."

 

Star Trek Beyond Opening


The Cuban Missile Crisis & the Loss of Warp Drive

 

X-Men First Class







I need to build my ship.


Jessica Rabbit - Why don't you do right


So, why don't you go right and get me some money,
you bastards?
 

The Commitments – Mustang Sally


The Head of the Irish Space Agency
 

Mrs. Kensington


Introducing my Political Party


Shadows of men. Lesser men. Pathetic miserable half excuses for shadows of men.

Creatures whom even Ciarán must bribe and beg.
 

300 - Oracle Scene


I'm not bribing and begging, you cunts. It only seems that way. But I will give something more for you cunts to take me seriously enough to invite me to the fucking Pentagon to avert the Armageddon that you cunts have triggered.

The Borg lock down all of these technologies. Only by going through me can they be released, so any fucking cunts who think that they can simply patent these ideas and fuck over Golden Age, can go fuck themselves. This is either done right or the technologies are locked down by the Borg.

Miserable fucking cunts.


Power Generation: Turbines


Pale Shadows of men.
 

300 - "What can you do?"


Power Generation: Solar Panels
 

Pearl Harbor


The Cuban Missile Crisis & the Loss of Help for My Mars Mission
 

X-Men First Class


Mars: A New Mission. Communications


You went full retard, Trump.

Never go full retard.

For me and for others going Golden Age, Mars now becomes the Promised Land.

It is me who triggers the Exodus.
 

Exodus


Mars: A New Mission. Cargo: Arts & Crafts.


Mars is my opportunity to heal.

I will need that time in isolation to heal.
 

Hard to Kill – Meditation & Training


Mars: A New Mission. My Atmospheric Processors - Part Deux


You went full retard, Trump.

Never go full retard.
 

Man of Steel – Bar Scene


The Cuban Missile Crisis & the Loss of the Non-Terrestrial Languages


You pissed off the Federation, Trump and those traitors like you.

You don't go there.

Now, the Resistance in The Resistance Underground Base is poised for a pre-emptive strike at America in a last-ditch attempt to avoid the nuclear strike.

So, Trump, what is it going to be?

Do you remove the Borg lockdown on humanity or do I order the Resistance strike?
 

Star Trek Discovery


Colonising Mars: Bricks & Mortar


I am launching the Race to Mars, for those who are going Golden Age.

If you are not a God, don't even bother turning up. I'll just embarrass you.

But you know what: even if you are Gods, it won't make any difference.

It just won't.
 

Puny Gods!


Colonising Mars: Making Soil


To beat me people need speed. They don't have it. Legacy systems. Antiquated methodology. So trying to compete against me in design is out.

No-one can stand against me. They simply can't.

They can train and train and train.

But it won't make any difference.
 

Rocky Training
 

Everyone is the underdog against me.


Andromeda
 

Wesley Crusher
 

Yoda's Hut

 



Just dropping in to say hello!
 

Captain Marvel

 

The Cuban Missile Crisis & the Loss of the Stargates
 

"Ciarán, two knackers already!"

"I'm on seventeen!"
 

Helm’s Deep


Solving Warp Drive


No-one can stand against me in the Race to Mars. They simply can't.

They can train and train and train.

But it won't make any difference.
 

The Tuxedo
 

It just won't.
 

ZZ Top - Legs

 

Praise the Lord! Another soul saved by Ciarán Handley! How about that!

 

 

Fletch Lives - Saved!


The Head of the Irish Space Agency - Part Deux
 

D’Unbelievables - Crimebusters


Where's my invitation to the Pentagon?

I mean honestly, do I look happy to you?


Hot Shots - Topper's Kickboxing Match


England & The Race to Mars
 

Zoolander


So, Engalnd and eth Race to Mars. Good Ciarán Bad Ciarán, rigfht?

Or are we doing the other one today?
 

Bad Cop, Bad Cop


Team Size & The Race to Mars
 

“Can’t Help Falling In Love With You” – As Gaeilge


Challenge us England if you dare.
 

Symphony le Zara Larsson / Clean Bandit as Gaeilge


Golden Age is coming.

We are coming.

I've been pulling together a team for the past seven years.
 

Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure


Trained in the Matrix, the most vicious and unforgiving battlefield in history, they are the greatest warriors in history.

Every one of them is a God.
 

Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter - Trailer 1


We face the greatest enemy in history, so I am bringing together the greatest team in history to fight the greatest war in history

We are the Resistance.
 

Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter - Trailer 2


Humanity has only a short time to be ready and then we must be ready.

The Race to Mars is part of getting people ready.

We do not have a lot of time.
 

Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter - Trailer 3


You don't believe me? Then get me to the Pentagon and the public medical, which I wrote about in Jackie Chan & The Quickening.

Then see if you believe me.
 

Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightening Thief


The Cuban Missile Crisis, The Treaty, The Borg & Computers - Part Deux


I am Kali, which is exactly the energy we need right now.

The world needs me.

It just does.
 

Weird Science


Golden Age is coming.

I am coming.

I am Kali.
 

Jack-Jack Attack


How I became John Connor: How I Designed R2-D2.


We need a Lincoln.

Anyone seen that guy about?

Oh well, I'm sure he'll turn up in time.
 

Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter - Trailer 1


Now, the Race.

 


"I don't think I can do it!"

"You mean it will be difficult, Tom?"

"Very!"

"Well, Mr. Cruise, this is not Mission Difficult. It is Mission Absolutely Fucking Impossible!

Dreaming if you think you guys can go up against me! Dreaming!

Like the dinosaur, you guys have had your time.

The future, is my time!

You guys are heading for extinction!"

 

 

Top Gun Maverick







"Mars is mine, do you understand?!

Mars is mine!"



Mars - The World is Mine!


"Is there no-one can challenge me?

Is there no-one?!"


Bad Cop, Bad Cop
 

The Cuban Missile Crisis, The Treaty, The Borg & Computers - Part Un, Deux, Trois


You're blocking us, Trump.

We have a Space Agency to set up, a Golden Age to launch and a cultural revolution to launch.

You're locking down my country, Trump.

We have a Golden Age to launch.

We have work to do.
 

Sáimhín – le Passenger “Let Her Go” as Gaeilge


When things kick off, only the Resistance get to build Vipers, just as only the Resistance get to go to Mars. The Vipers, as with all my technology, is locked down to all others.

Ireland, just like with space flight, will totally dominate in fighter design. Actually, with me at the helm, we already do.

Ireland, under my leadership, absolutely dominates in aerospace.

Ireland will lead the world in Viper design and build, and we will train the greatest fighter pilots the world has ever seen.

Jedi pilots, trained in the ways of the Force, flying the most advanced fighter aircraft ever conceived.

That is what we are building, here in Ireland.
 

BSG: Viper Tribute


The first prototype Viper was flow by the Resistance in a hanger in The Resistance Underground Base just five days ago on 21st August, flown just five feet off the ground holding a perfect hover.
 

Harrier Vertical Take-Off


Just because others aren't doing their jobs, fucking traitors!, doesn't mean that we aren't doing ours.

It is us who holds back the Borg. It is us who meets the threat.

Without the others - fucking traitors! For them it was a no-show. Apart from causing the fucking problem in the first place, that is.

For us, we do our job. For us, the work never stops.

The training never stops.

When the first fleets come, we will be ready.
 

How a Shaolin Monk Trains


By the blood of our people are your lands kept safe, you fucking traitors!
 

The Matrix Reloaded


The Treaty: Breakthrough on Armour, Weapons & the Fitting Out of the Andromeda


Humanity is enslaved. It's just that most people don't know it yet.

The Borg wiped part of my memory. I am trying to get it back.
 

Total Recall - 2012


Have you ever had a dream that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?

What is Real and what is Recall?
 

The Matrix


Introducing Phasers
 





Does my ship walk on water?

No. It flies on water!



Mythbusters - Firehose Car
 

I am John Connor
 





Trump tells NASA to send astronauts to Mars
 

I think I must have missed that one in the markets, Trump.

We're really not on the same wavelength, are we?

I'm on Knights wavelength and you're on Shadows of Men La La Land wavelength.

Just what planet do you think you are living on, Trump?
 

Too much pressure!


The Cuban Missile Crisis, The Treaty, The Borg & Computers - Quatre
 

The Golden Child
 

The Golden Child


Golden Age is coming.
 

Weird Science


Jeanne d'Arc is coming.
 

Jeanne d'Arc


Good!

We have work to do!
 

War of the Worlds


The Cuban Missile Crisis, The Treaty, The Borg & Computers - Part Cinq
 

Battlestar Galactica – Introductory Scene


Computers, A New Mission & the 26th October 2023 Deadline: Shipping
 

X-Men The Past Stand – Interrogating Mystique


My Trip to the Pentagon & the Medical
 

Austin Powers - Alotta Fagina's Penthouse


My use of Borg technology allows me to access any computer system. I don't even see security systems. I just stroll straight past them.

I have also been known to change my identity on occasion. Actually, I go by many names.

I am Mystique.
 

Fletch


The Cuban Missile Crisis & The Return of the King
 

Exodus


Principles of Computer Hacking and Sabotage, and How to Counter them


I need to walk away now. That is not my decision. That is now forced. It is either that or it goes to the nuclear strike.

I cannot intervene directly. Not now. It will be up to others to meet the threat.

Never has there been a greater need for Knights.

We will need you.
 

Hattori Hanzo
 

My Final Entry
 

Love is a Battlefield


Why Sitting Bull Joined the Circus - Part II
 

Captain Jack Sparrow


I'm back!

In Golden Age - Part Deux