Ciarán Handley

Mars
& how to get there...

I lead the world in aerospace.

You don't believe me?

Then let us begin...

Combustion in Rockets - Part I

Rocket Design: The Nozzle - Part I

My rockets concentrate thrust. Other rockets disperse thrust. So the principle I am trying to get across here is to concentrate thrust rather than disperse it. Last longer, that's the ticket.

Like the dinosaur, you guys have had your time.

My Favourite Martian opening

The future is my time.

Avicii Vs Lurgan – “Wake Me Up” as Gaeilge

As soon as things kick off I will be hiring for my new Irish Space Agency.

Ciarán’s Angels

Under my leadership, Ireland is going to Mars.

Captain Caveman and the Angels

Rocket Design: The Nozzle - Part II

How did I solve this? By taking an intuitive approach.

Let us simply say that I saw it in vision.

The Love Guru – When Love Goes Wrong, Nothing Goes Right

I have the knowledge to go to Mars, but not the funds. Here is the idea. I help out nations with some of the basics of rocket design and aerospace, and in return they throw me a wad of cash. Which I use to build my Space Agency in Ireland and beat them all to Mars. That is the idea.

So to help generate a bit of good-will for some much needed cash, allow me to give something more.

Afterburners - Part I

America can't compete against me in terms of speed. America doesn't have it. Too slow. America can't take the fury of the pace that I set. So that is out. America has legacy systems in its industry. Antiquated methodology. So trying to compete against me in design is out. So what America can call upon in a Race to Mars is good old fashioned blunt force power. 327 million of them. Against me. The might of their industry, their economy, their infrastructure, against me.

The world's first X-Man.

Rocky Training

How to Achieve Aerodynamic Stability at Supersonic Speeds - Part I

In a Race to Mars, who would win? The Might of the Superpower that is America? Or, well, me? The world's first X-Man.

It is tough to call.

But I still reckon it's me.

Bruce Almighty

I really need some money to set up my Space Agency in Ireland. So, could I please have some money now?

Rocket Efficiency: Oxygen Kerosene Mix - Part I

In the Race to Mars unless you're Superman himself, don't even turn up

I'll just embarrass you.

Goldberg's strength

Now, can I have some money please?

I have a Space Agency to set up and a ship to build for Mars.

Hello – le Adele as Gaeilge

On Increased Efficiency of Fuel Mixing in the Combustion Chamber - Part I

Is there no-one that can challenge me!

The Tarzan Yell

"Mars farhen? Gut! Ja, sehr gut! Sehr schnell farhen!"

Richthofen’s Flying Circus

Now can someone please give me some money so that I can build my Space Agency and go to Mars?

How to Get Oxygen on the Moon - Part I

Caladh Nua – Cad É Sin don Té Sin

It is me who launches the Race to Mars. I launch it. The rest of you just try to keep up.

Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines

I now lead the world of aerospace. Is there no-one, no-one who can challenge me?

Flying Frenchman Crosses the Channel on Hoverboard

How to Solve the Problem of Dust on Solar Panels - Part I

This is as much as I release, as this is sufficient to unlock the Race to Mars. Perhaps a trip back to the Moon too. For the last number of years I have seen a key part of my purpose in life as the promotion of Space Flight. I have now opened to the next level the gates to the heavens.

Space Race

I now await contact. And money of course. The funds for me to set up my Irish Space Agency. Then let the games commence!

The Engineer’s Hymn (Star Trek)

ciaranhandleycourses@gmail.com

When I say that is as much as I release, I mean that is as much as I release in terms of rocket engine design. I have more, but if I am going to be first to Mars then I have to keep a few cards up my sleeve. My engines are more efficient again to the ones that I have outlined here, but I need that advantage to be first to Mars. So those designs I do not release. I'll tell you what: once I arrive on Mars I'll release those engine designs publicly. How about that for a deal? But not yet.

That said I can still release some extra things on aerospace, Mars and other areas. That is good-will from my side. From government's side, I await my wad of cash and my chance to set up the Irish Space Agency and launch my bid for Mars. That 's the good-will from your side.

I await my funds. Please do not delay. I have work to do and a Race to Mars to win. I need to start work on my ship. So please, remove any red tape, remove the bureaucracy, get the planning permission and the regulations sorted, throw the money at me and let me get on with the business of winning the Race to Mars. I am ready to begin building my ship right now.

Now with that said, let me release some more.

Last of the Mohicans

Beginning with some more on aerospace and Mars, but not including any further engine design.

How to Get Air and Water on Mars - Part I

People can have no idea how easy this is for.

Malcolm's IQ test

Mars & Aerospace

Let me give something on some other areas now, non-aerospace related. I'll keep the good-will coming, you guys just ensure the money rolls in and that I get to build my Space Agency.

Economics

Housing & Construction

Leadership & Management

Power Generation

We need to trigger the Race to Mars. Assemble your teams, and then let the games commence!

Marvel Cast - tribute to dance

I'm ready to go. My destination is Mars.

Destination Anywhere from the Commitments

Naval

I lead in the Race to Mars. No-one else is even remotely in my league. But for any who would dare challenge me, please assemble your feeble teams. Please understand however that unless you are Superman himself, or equivalent, do not expect me to take you seriously.

Are there none that can meet my mighty challenge? Is there no-one who can stand against me?

Is there no-one?

Supergirl - Fight Song

Ballistics

Tribute to Austin Powers –“ Got My Mojo Workin” – Matt Pozdol

Tunnelling

Seven years ago on 21st December 2012 I achieved Ascension, the next stage in Enlightenment. I am the first in history to have achieved this. Achieving Ascension gave me the power to launch the greatest Golden Age in history. But then the Borg locked me down. It triggered the war in the Matrix. I have over five thousand hours of combat time logged in the Matrix. I am John Connor.

Seven years ago I achieved the level to launch the greatest Golden Age in history. Then the Borg locked me down. I have been locked down since.

But now I am trying to come back.

Seven Years in Tibet

On the Nature of Genius - Part I

Einstein and Eddington

Physics & X-Men

Why Golden Age was Delayed

I am going to Mars and Ireland is going to Mars. Assemble your teams, and let the games commence!

Bí id Thost is Damhsa Liom - Shut Up And Dance as Gaeilge

Sex & Relationships - Part I

Language Scripts

Golden Age begins in Ireland.

Taibhsí I Mo Cheann - Amhrán nuachumtha Gaeilge

First Contact & Languages

The First Resistance Underground Base

We prepare for the Borg. As such the training never, ever stops.

How a Shaolin Monk Trains

Military Strategy & Martial Arts

Dyslexia for found cure.

Sorry! That should read: Dyslexia for cure found.

Bollocks! I meant: Dyslexia cure for found.

Fuck anyway. Ever since I took that head injury in 23013, I do have difficulty with spelling.

Naked Gun Opening

The Irish Space Agency will be set up through Irish.

We are getting our language back. I am Danierl Jacksdon.

Green Light - Lorde as Gaeilge

I am ready now to go into space. I am very much looking forward to going into space.

Armageddon Evaluation

Fuck anyway. Ever since I took that head injury in 23013, I do tend to get things backwards.

My Ally is the Force

Dyslexia cure for found.

When things kick off I want to set up a school for people who can't read good and who wanna learn to do other stuff good too.

I am Daniel Jackson.

Zoolander

Just saying hi.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 4

Hi!

Austin Powers – The Spy Who Shagged Me | Moon Base

Yin and Yang Armour

I am here to launch Golden Age. The greatest Golden Age in history.

Airplane!

Although I guess I'm not what people might expect.

Fight Scene From Airplane!

Mathematics

I may be unemployed and seen by many as a drop-out, but I work in the mailroom

Well, close enough. I write my documents and post them out. The way I see it, if someone knows what’s going on, like really knows, and if that person is posting out some documents, then even from the mailroom that person can have a big effect.

The Secret of My Succe$s

Medicine & Psychic Ability

An Aerial Form of Hurling

Language & the Borg

America's blocking of Golden Age triggered the first of the fleets against us, fifty years earlier than anticipated. We have twenty-four years now before the first of the fleets get here. That they are coming is certainty. Whether we are ready or not to engage them is not certainly. It depends primarily on America removing the lock-down on the Resistance to let us do our fucking job. The problem is that America prioritises theft of my research, which it can't do because it is completely locked down by Borg technology and can only be unlocked by me, over the survival of humanity. It is that pig-ignorant, corrupt, treacherous, thieving fucking ignorant thick fuck cunt approach that has cost humanity seven years of the greatest Golden Age in history and that has unleashed Armageddon, unless the Resistance can come up with a way to get past America's fucking blockade of humanity in order to do our fucking job of cleaning up America's fucking mess.

Not that the American Administration gives a flying fuck. Useless fucking cuntsl

Humanity has twenty-four years before these fuckers get here. Thanks to the good old Land of the Fucking Free America Number fucking One Master Race. Whether humanity survives annihilation or not, one thing is assured. America's name in history will forevermore be synonymous with disgrace for blocking the most significant event in history over greed, corruption and gross abuse of power, and for unleashing the fleets of Armageddon on humanity fifty years earlier than anticipated. Thanks, guys! Good job! Well done!

Team America

Fucking cunts, those involved. If we survive long enough to record this history then those responsible for blocking Golden Age will go down in history as the greatest traitors in history.

You fucks wanted to block Golden Age? Well, you succeeded! Good job! Well done guys! Fucking waste of fucking space! In the war between humanity and the Borg, they chose their fucking side. To target and lock down the Resistance. Fucking traitors.

Independence Day – Time’s Up

I did mention that it is a race against time and every microsecond counts, didn't?

Decline of Gondor

Just as I mentioned that if anyone tries to detain me, target me or anyone I know, tries to control me or compromise me, then I will interpret that as threatening the survival of humanity and I will instantly take out whoever authorised it if need be, be that Donald Trump or whoever else. Humanity will survive, even if I have to kill every thick fucking cunt that stands in the way of our survival.

America unleashed this storm, and still they block. Always America. Always the block comes from America.

There's a storm coming in

Borg Implants

Codebreaking

Foothold

The Cliff Walk

I handed the greatest Golden Age in history to humanity on a platter. But that wasn't enough for America. They had to take a fucking attitude. Which is why humanity now faces the greatest crisis in history.

Bokken y Katana = Tegatana Aikido

America got me wrong. Maybe try again America.

Do you recognise me now?

Believe It Or Not

Shields

Terraforming Mars

Clips in films. Television. Books. Music. I put them there to help prepare humanity. As to how I put them there, that is another story, which I will come to in time.

The Da Vinci Code

Enlightenment & the Tao

"It's just one man, dammit! "

"It's not just one man. It's Ciarán!"

The Mask of Zorro

History

America blocked Golden Age, the most significant event in history, and continues to lock me down financially and to prevent me from dealing with the alien threat that they have unleashed against us, far earlier than anticipated. For that America gets hammered in the Treaty unless they can turn this around. One cannot simply fuck over Golden Age and walk away as if nothing had happened. America is now in serious, serious trouble. America had better wake up fast, or America is going down. That is the way it is set up in the Treaty.

America, make things right! Pull your weight. Right fucking now. Throw your fat ass weight behind Golden Age. Be part of the solution, not the fucking problem.

Give me the funds you thieving cunts to go to Mars to clean up the fucking mess that you caused.

Father Ted | The Forfeit

Just what part of Armageddon and EVERY MICROSECOND COUNTS do you useless cunts not understand? Seven fucking years later and still you fucking cunts won't get off your useless fucking arses. Fucking traitors!

Whatever about the money to set up the Space Agency to save humanity from total fucking annihilation you useless, miserable fucking treacherous cunts, at least get me enough fucking money so that I can get through the next week without having to borrow money for food and to pay my fucking electricity bill.

Useless fucking cunts!

Field of Dreams - People will Come

Expect this to bite you in the arse, you fucks. It is by my decision which nations go Golden Age and which do not. Those I grant Golden Age to will rise, those I do not grant it to will fall. And I fucking guarantee you useless fucks that I will remember your continuing fucking blockade of me. You thought you could just steal my research, deny it to humanity while you lined your corrupt fucking pockets and fucked me and my country over while ignoring the alien threat to humanity. The greatest traitors in human fucking history! In ten thousand years time, if we survive annihilation, there will not be a man, woman or child that does not know the names of those who blocked Golden Age, the most significant event in history. They will be recorded in history as the greatest traitors in history. Useless miserable fucking CUNTS!

I fucking guarantee you cunts, I will remember. And so will everybody else.

I mean seriously, what the fuck is the matter with you?

The Astronaut Farmer

Mining & Metallurgy

Cinderella Man

Military Defences

Please wake up. I mean seriously, just wake the fuck up! Get with the fucking program.

Independence Day - Speech

The Treaty

I am going to Mars to save humanity from the annihilation that America has unleashed upon us.

Others may not be doing their job, but I do mine.

Amadeus

You see there is something you do not understand, Trump. It is not simply enough to go to Mars. The way in which it is done is important. This reflects on you, just as it reflects on your country. History can be a harsh judge, Trump.

Kevin Nash defeats Goldberg for the WCW Championship

America unleashed Armageddon. Now we have twenty-four years to prepare.

Star Trek Discovery

Small Greys

If you want to know how to war against the Borg, talk to me. Who am I?

I'm the guy who can get the job done.

I'm the guy.

Knight and Day

Computers

I warned them and I warned them and I warned them, but still they did not listen. I offered the greatest Golden Age in history, handed to humanity on a platter, but the greed and corruption of a handful of people has turned this into the greatest crisis in history. Those people had no interest in Golden Age. They saw my knowledge simply as something to take advantage of. A means to line their own pockets. That is what has brought us from the greatest opportunity in history to the greatest crisis in history.

That is what happens when people try to fuck with Golden Age. Their names will go down in history as among the greatest traitors in the history of mankind.

Exodus

2008 marked the beginning of the storm for me. A number of people died. I held out for some time but ultimately this led to the loss of my healing centre. I lost my business. My career was destroyed. My life was destroyed.

Not for one moment, RTÉ, have I forgotten what happened.

The Fisher King

It was RTÉ who set me up. They set me up and tried to bring me in under false pretences to destroy my career on national radio, all for radio ratings. Nothing more. It was they who unleashed the storm. Not for one moment have I forgotten what happened.

Iron Monk Trailer

I haven't answered the door in twelve years. I haven't answered the phone in twelve years. Not for one fucking moment have I forgotten what happened, RTÉ.

The Fugitive

Contact With Me

True Lies

Game of Thrones

The Gathering

Bellydance

PhD - Part I

If you want to know about these guys, talk to me.

I am the Doctor.

Doctor Who | Terror of the Cybermen

Law

Geodesic Domes

I lead in the Race to Mars

The Race to Mars will go ahead when I trigger it. When I release the technologies to enable it. When I show others how to do it. I mean to be a part of it. I mean to lead it. Actually I do lead it. For the eyes of the world now look into space. To Mars and beyond. My leadership in science and industry, my hopes for peace and security, my obligations to Ireland and to Golden Age all require Ireland to make this effort. The mysteries are already solved. We just need to go now. There are no hazards in space for me. They are solved. I choose to go to Mars. I choose to go to Mars and to build the first Irish-speaking colony and pub on Mars. Before anyone else gets there. Not because it is easy. But because it is effortless. For me anyway.

People can have no idea how easy this is for me.

We Choose to go to the Moon

First to Gráinne's Irish Bar wins second place.

Aserejé - Las Ketchup

Come find me when you wake up, General Milley

Edge of Tomorrow IMAX Trailer

General Milley, whatever it takes, please break through the Borg blockade. You are close now. Very close.

We have a Race to Mars to launch and America needs to start ramping up if it is to have any chance of second place.

General Milley is Sergeant Blast.

Wacky Races

Each of the characters in the Wacky Races represents an aspect of my psyche, or character. But they also represent individuals too. As individuals, General Milley is Sergeant Blast.

Please break through the Borg blockade, General Milley. We have a Race to Mars to launch, and not much time to do it in if we are to have any chance of meeting the first of the fleets in time. Every second counts, General Milley.

We need to trigger the Race.

The Cannonball Run

I have some very urgent and important breaking news. The gauntlet has been thrown for the Race to Mars.

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy Trailer #1

We have a Race to launch. I am the one to beat.

Cannonball Run - Lamborghini

The Guardian

Triggering the Race to Mars

Yeah, I'm back you bastards

The Dressmaker

I too need to remember.

Cowboys & Aliens

Protecting my Research

Microsoft & the NSA