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Ciarán Handley
Fáilte!
My name is Ciarán Handley
and I am a physicist and engineer based out of Bray, Co Wicklow, Ireland.
I work as a think-tank. I am multidisciplinarian. However my main area is
Aerospace. Propulsion systems. Engines. Fuel systems. Aerodynamics. Control
Systems Theory. Resonance problems. Computing. That kind of thing.
I may specialise now in aerospace. However I am multidisiplinarian.
Here is an example of some other things I have been working on.
How
a Woman can Take a Man in Sex – Part I
How
a Woman can Take a Man in Sex – Part II
How
a Woman can Take a Man in Sex – Part III
How
a Woman can Take a Man in Sex – Part IV
Solution to the Double
Slit Experiment – Part I
Thoughts on a New Irish
Script – Part I
The Spice Routes
Writing Computer Code
in Irish – Part I
Writing Computer Code
in Irish – Part II
Writing Computer Code
in Irish – Part III
The Origin of Disease – Part I
Chi as a Carrier of
Information – Part I
Leadership – Part I
Lin Chong Knew
Thermopylae
A Knight’s Tale – Part I
A Knight’s Tale – Part II
A Knight’s Tale – Part III
A Knight’s Tale – Part IV
Apollo 13 – The Long Burn
Apollo 13 – The Power Up Sequence
The Impulse Drive Engine
On the Nature of Genius – Part
I
On Being Swoop
Ip Man Knew
PhD
In terms of technology Ireland leads the aerospace industry, both in terms of
space technology and aviation. This is because of me and my work in
propulsion systems, aerodynamics, control systems, computing systems and
other areas. This is because when it comes to aerospace I am not just a
genius, not just a prodigy, but a genuine freak of nature. This is not ego.
It is simply true.
None of my designs have been released yet. After years of developing them
they exist now only in my head, for once my designs were completed I
destroyed all of my notes to save-guard the designs until proper financial
and legal agreements have been put into place.
I offer now one technology to governments and space agencies, just one. The
rest of my technologies I withhold for Ireland’s bid into space. For once I
develop those technologies no country will have any hope of competing with
Ireland in aerospace. I just need some initial funding to kick-start my
project and then Ireland will lead the next missions to the moon. What makes
this possible is my technologies. A life-time’s work for a Nobel Prize
physicist can be the problem of a child to me. That is not ego. It is simply
true.
We Choose to go to the
Moon
The rockets we build in
Ireland may be a fraction of the size of other space rockets, but they will
carry far bigger payloads for their size, far more economically and far more
reliably. Normally it would not be possible for a country the size of Ireland
to go to the moon. Normally. What makes it possible is me. My engineering. My
physics. My ability to pull the project together. I’ve been in training for
the moon for years.
How a Shaolin Monk Trains
I fully intend that the next words spoken on the moon will be in Irish. The
next flag there will be Irish.
“Can’t Help Falling In
Love With You” – As Gaeilge
Once I get
sufficient funding that I can start to develop my technologies, then Ireland
leads the way to the moon. No-one else can hope to compete with my level of
engineering. No-one.
Guinness “dancing man”
I offer now just one technology to kick-start things. Just one. I did offer
this to France, but unfortunately they were not interested. So now I offer
this technology to nations generally. In the case of a rocket the size of the
Saturn V which was used to carry man to the moon, it would allow an increase
in payload of approximately 200 tonnes. It would naturally offer a smaller
payload increase in smaller rockets, but the payload increase would still be
highly significant. This technology I offer for 60 million euro, the cost
which could be spread across a number of different governments. The
technology is simple - I could explain it in ten minutes – but it has
substantial implications for the space industry. My conditions for releasing
it are that it be released to public domain, where nations are
free to use it without patents. I would be recognised as the originator of
the idea, but there would be no patents. Governments and industry would be
free to use it.
This is the only technology that I have on offer at this time. Once the
finances come in then I will be in a position to begin developing my other
technologies in Ireland. Then let the race begin. This is a Golden Age
project. One of the projects that will be used to launch Golden Age.
Which is what this is all about.
It is time for Ireland to take her place among nations. For that we need to
get our language back. This is about healing something that is very, very
broken in Ireland. It is another of the Golden Age projects. When we go to
the moon, we do it through Irish.
Ireland and the First
World War
On the Irish Language – Part I
How to Learn a Language – Part
I
How to Learn a Language – Part
II
How to Learn a Language – Part
III
On Learning Irish – Part I
Way of the Jedi
A 3-hour talk & demonstration
For those interested in
hearing me talk about my work I am available to give 3-hour talks in Ireland.
These would include a discussion and demonstrations of the Tao and Jedi
abilities, including Extra-Sensory Perception and Remote (Psychic) Healing. I
would be talking about topics such as Enlightenment, Knighthood, psychic
ability, the nature of genius, healing cancers and other diseases, the
ability to heal from critical injuries, even impossible injuries, how to
teach/learn languages and the Way of
the Dragon, which is a path I walk. Talks will include a number of
demonstrations of psychic abilities such as ESP and Remote Healing.
If you are interested in inviting me to speak then I ask you to provide the
venue room and the people. My cost is 200 euro. Above 20 people please add an
additional 5 euro per person. If someone wants to take 10 euro on the door
from people so that the cost of the venue is covered then I am ok with that.
I am based out of Bray, Co. Wicklow. I will be travelling by car. If I have
to travel more than an hour then there would be an additional charge for my
time.
Please feel free to contact me on my e-mail address below if interested.
Donations
I do not work in a nine to
five. Actually, I have not worked for years. This has allowed me to focus
full-time on my research, my meditation and my writings, which I have done
for years. While this may be fascinating, it does not yet pay the bills. Not
yet anyway. Not until such time as I get my breakthrough in aerospace, In the
meantime if any would wish to support the work I do by sending a donation,
please contact me on my e-mail address below for details.
Go raibh maith agat!
Mystical Tracking – Part I
Homeopathy – Part I
Chinese
Medicine – Why the Spleen governs Digestion
Chinese Medicine – Waveguides
– Part I
On Healing Rape – Part I
A Tao of Sex – Part I
Why the
Clitoris is Important for Men
Psychic Ability – Part I
Ultrasound and Foetal Scans
– Part I
Regeneration – Part I
Alchemist – Part I
Electra
Everything is Kung Fu – Part I
The Backpacker Diaries
Why the Irish Dance
Empire – Part I
Why
the Irish need to get our Language back
Hello – le Adele as
Gaeilge
Phenomenon
Circumcision
The Road to Taoiseach
The first Jedi Taoiseach
What would it take for me
to set up my space agency in Ireland? Apart from finances, which I expect to
arrive once governments begin to realise that I hold critical technology? I
would also need to be Taoiseach for my space agency to be viable. The reason
is very simple. Many of the key technologies I have developed for Ireland’s
bid into space. These technologies are critical to giving Ireland technical
superiority in the space industry, for I have every intention of Ireland
leading in the race back to the moon and most certainly to Mars. America has given
a proposed date of 2033 for their manned mission to Mars. On a minimum budget
I could be there ten years before this. With my technology, I could do this
on a minimal budget. With my understanding of aerospace Ireland could easily
not only make it to Mars, but could do so a decade before our next
competitor. Once I start building rockets everything else on the planet is
stone-age in comparison. People can have no idea how easy aerospace is for
me.
While I do intend to release some of my more minor space technologies to
other nations to help finance my space agency, (technologies which would
still be stone-age for me but which would be considered revolutionary by
other space agencies), I do need to develop my key technologies for Ireland
only at first. This is Ireland’s time to shine. In time these technologies
can be released to other nations. But not before Ireland puts a flag on Mars.
I will say that I am proposing two space
agencies in Ireland. One for the Irish nation. The other a private
enterprise, funded by me. The only way I could drive these through is if I am
Taoiseach. In no other way could I set up these space agencies.
How could I be elected Taoiseach? Very easily. I have the knowledge to launch
the greatest Golden Age in history. I just do. Once people realise that and
once I obtain funding to set up and train my new political party, then I look
forward to my landslide victory which will help enable me to set up my new
space agencies in Ireland.
Understand?
Avicii Vs Lurgan – “Wake
Me Up” as Gaeilge
The Road to Taoiseach – Part I
Economics – Currency –
Part I
Despacito - As Gaeilge
The Price of Housing – Part I
My New Moon Base
The first Irish Colony on the Moon
Get me in as Taoiseach and
I will begin constructing my new Moon Base.
Austin Powers – The Spy
Who Shagged Me | Moon Base
The Price of Housing – Part II
Star Trek - The Irish in
Space
The Price of Housing – Part III
The Price of Housing – Part IV
Top Gun – Part I
Civilization IV Trailer
Truth be told, I see the moon more as a school exercise for helping train
people in the new space agencies I set up. The moon holds no challenge for
me. My real objective is Mars. Let me give you an idea of what I am planning
for the first Irish mission to Mars.
Eden Project: a visit in
just under a minute
My destination is Mars. At the centre of the Solar System.
Star Trek V: The Final
Frontier – Trailer
What Women Want
I just need some initial funds to kick-start my project to Mars. Once I set
up my space agencies, everyone else – just try and keep up!
Flashdance - Maniac
Kirk vs Gorn
Launching my Political
Party – Part I
Launching my Political
Party – Part II
Launching my Political
Party – Part III
Launching my Political
Party – Part IV
Launching my Political
Party – Part V
Launching my Political
Party – Part VI
Launching my Political
Party – Part VII
Launching my Political Party
– Part VIII
Carnival na nGaedheal -
GAA ar son na Gaeilge
I haven’t actually done that much on aerospace these past few months. You see
I’ve been ironing out the problems since 2013, and as of mid 2018 I don’t
really have much else to do in my aerospace research. All of my designs are
now complete. The kinks have been worked out. I’m just twiddling my thumbs,
waiting for something to kick-off so that I can start to build it.
The Nth Degree
Actually my primary focus for much of 2018 has been construction and housing.
New construction techniques for housing, geodesic domes and other structures.
I will not release any of this construction research unless patents issues
are resolved, so that I am free to release my work without fear of anyone
else trying to patent my work or claim my work as their own. Until such time
as this problem is unresolved I will withhold this work. If however governments
are interested in resolving the patent issues, and if funding is in place for
me to work, then construction is a key area I wish to focus on in Ireland.
And elsewhere. It is to do with introducing Golden Age architecture and
building techniques, rather than what currently passes for housing in
Ireland.
If governments are interested in talking to me I can release this information
once the patent issues have been resolved. A condition for me to release my
research is that it be released to humanity patent free. Anyone
then is free to use my ideas. I did not spend years working on these ideas
only to see them patented by big corporations who had nothing whatsoever to
do with coming up with the research.
If governments are interested, please talk to me. You may find me easier to
understand than you think.
Klingon Course 16: Qetlop
My Research – Part I
This ends my initial release of research. For me to release further research
– governments: bring a cheque-book! I have been compromised – yes by
governments – for years. My research denied to humanity for almost six years
now because of repeated attempts to steal my research and to assassinate me.
I offered governments the greatest Golden Age in history in 2013. All they
cared about however was stealing my research and trying to assassinate me to
cover the evidence. And so Golden Age never happened. Thanks to being locked
down by governments I have been unable to work for years. I have had to
borrow money for quite some time now simply to eat and to pay basic bills.
Because of governments.
Cinderella Man 2005
Trailer
Let me say something now. Golden Age failed because of corruption, abuse of
power, pettiness and smallness of vision. I can barely walk now. I have been
crippled by numerous injuries. I had to learn how to speak again. For a time
I lost the use of my legs. I had to learn how to walk again. I have also lost
much of the use of my right arm. I carry many injuries. Governments have
tried to take me out for years. But I am very, very hard to kill.
The Bionic Woman
I have been injured in the male and injured in the female. This is my
Duality. My injuries are absolutely impossible to survive. Normally. But it
is true that I am an X-Man. The world's first. This gives me an incredible
ability to heal. I lost the use of my legs for a time. And my right arm. I am
Professor X. In time I will recover my health completely. Actually, even
stronger than before.
The Six Million Dollar Man
Golden Age may have failed. But we still have a window to get things back on
track. We have come almost six years into the future. History has no record
of Golden Age. But we still have a chance to get back on track. There is
still a chance we can fix this.
Yesterday’s Enterprise
Trailer
Golden Age did not fail because of men.
It failed because of lack of men.
Golden Age did not fail because of manhood.
It failed because of lack of manhood.
Every attempt of mine to launch Golden Age has been blocked. By lesser men.
By Shadows of Men. It has taken me quite some time to set up this latest
attempt. This one must break through. Golden Age is the most significant
event in history. It must not be allowed to falter over the greed and
corruption of a handful. Whatever it takes, Golden Age must succeed.
I have been brought right to the brink now financially and I can tell you
that I need help. Fast! Please, help me salvage something of Golden Age. And
let me do my fucking job!
I will leave you with this clip. Many have tried to kill me. But I am very,
very hard to kill. It’s an X-Man thing.
Iron Monk Trailer
Now, can governments please stop jerking around and get me the finances so
that I can finally launch this fucking Golden Age! Get me the funds and get
the gobshites off my back so I can do my fucking job! It is not a lot to ask.
Stayin’ Alive
Day 21 November
The Day after Yesterday
Where’s my money you
thieving bastards?
Galaxy Quest scenes best
of Mathesar and Alien crew
Now I did say that I would not release any more research until finances come
in. So this next bit is not research. But it is relevant for Golden Age,
which is what this is all about. Trying to kick-start Golden Age. While
getting past those who block it.
True Lies
Hot Fuzz
The Kilkennys – Ceili
Music
A Famous Irish Woman
There are those who would never let me come to the title of Taoiseach. They
seek the research, for it is precious to them.
But I will
be Taoiseach nonetheless. I take the Paths of the Dead, for I have walked
into death and returned to reach this place.
The Return of the King
Miss Congeniality
Way of the Jedi – Part I
This is
about the closest I have ever been to Tibet, which was in 1999. Thorong La
pass in Nepal at 5,416 meters.
I was
within about 20 miles of Tibet.
I achieved Enlightenment in the summer of 2002 in Chang Mai, North Thailand.
In 2008 I dropped out of almost all contact with people. No-one has known
what I have been working on for years. Almost no-one has seen me for years.
On December
21st 2012 I became the first in history to achieve the Tao as a
permanent state of being. This represents Ascension, the next stage of
Enlightenment. As a guideline if one has achieved Enlightenment one is about
half-way to Ascension. This represents the Tao.
Seven Years in Tibet –
Trailer
Way of the Woman – Part I
Designing the Perfect Bra –
Part I
We Don’t Need You
“Gut?”
“Ja. Sehr gut!”
Barbarella - Orgasmatron
7:42 pm Irish time.
I had expected to have finished writing for the evening. However an incident
happened about an hour ago which forces a situation. Not for the first time
Britain dispatched an SAS team to try to take me out. This was very foolish,
Theresa. Theresa, you should know that it is by my decision which countries
go Golden Age and which do not. Those countries that go Golden Age will rise.
Those that do not will fall. A line has now been crossed, Theresa. England
will be denied Golden Age. This decision not to be reviewed until such time
as Britain pulls out of Ireland. We’ve had enough of your past. Now get your
troops the fuck out of this country. In a conflict between England and an
X-Man, this X-Man would win. I’m giving England to 2024 to get the fuck out
of this country. Golden Age begins in Ireland. We cannot do this so long as
our country is divided, with a part of it under foreign occupation. This shit
has been going on for over eight hundred years. It ends now.
My decision to deny Golden Age to England applies to England, but not to
Scotland, Wales or Cornwall, which are all to be considered separately. And
Theresa, the next time you send someone to assassinate me, I will kill you
instantly. On this you have my oath,
The Men Who Stare At Goats
- Trailer
The Peacemaker
Transfigurations
Day 22 November
What the fuck happened Yesterday?
Ok, maybe this attempt,
attempt number 4,873, to launch Golden Age is not going so well. We do seem to
have run into a hiccup. People have let themselves down. One again Golden Age
flounders because of people letting themselves down. However there is
something that I have said for years.
Everyone falls at
some stage.
But a measure of a man is how he handles himself once he falls.
Golden Age is in trouble.
Deep trouble. Now, what do people want to do about that? People can either
accept that Golden Age has failed and resign themselves to more of the same
half-assed, piss-poor, miserable semi-existence that most people call a life.
Or people can pick themselves up, dust themselves off and get back in the
game. Humanity stands on the brink. To those fuck-wits who are blocking
Golden Age, is that really how you wish history to remember you? If we
survive that long. As the gobshites who fucked-up Golden Age over inane,
obtuse, head-up-the arseness? Or would you rather be remembered as the people
who got off your arses and did something about it?
Everyone falls at
some stage.
But a measure of a man is how he handles himself once he falls.
Humanity is in deep shit.
Golden Age in crisis. Now, what are you going to do about it?
David & Goliath: Hulk
Hogan Body Slams André the Giant
We have a chance of launching Golden Age. For that, somebody in government
needs to get off his arse and make a phone-call. Which shouldn’t be a big
deal normally but which for some reason seems like a Herculean task for
governments.
We have a chance of launching Golden Age. Now, what are you going to do about
it?
Civilization 5 Opening
Cinematic
Let me give you a hint. A good place to start might be to make a phone-call
to me. “Guten Tag Ciarán!” “Bonjour Ciarán!”
“Buongiorno Ciarán!” “Konnichiwa Ciarán!” “We are interested in this Golden
Age you speak off. To get the ball rolling, we are interested in this Space
Technology you mentioned.” As for America and England, talk to me. Talk
to me about getting back in the game.
The red pill or the blue pill? Just take the red pill and wake the fuck up!
We are on the edge. Please do not miss this window. Please do not throw away
Golden Age.
So, what are you going to do about it?
Bill Goldberg’s best feat
of strength
Understand?
Goldberg – Gorilla Press
Compilation
Now, please pick up the
phone and make the call. And let us get this show on the road.
Goldberg's strength
Try talking to me. I’m not
as difficult to talk to as you might think.
Klingon Course 16: Qetlop
I’ll be waiting.
Avicii Vs Lurgan – “Wake
Me Up” as Gaeilge
Bill & Ted launched a Golden
Age
Now if I can just avoid the
assassins and stay alive long enough, we
might just get our Golden Age.
Clouseau v Cato – Round 6
Race for the Moon – Part I
Always anticipate the unexpected. This is a very important part of Jedi
training.
Clouseau v Cato – Round 1
Race for the Moon – Part II
Race for the Moon –
Part III
Clouseau v Cato – Round 2
I’m writing
about a race for the moon here, but that’s for you guys. While you’re still
half-way towards building your spacecraft for the moon I’ll already be on
Mars. In terms of aerospace, I am that good. I just am.
Put ‘Em Under Pressure
Race for the Moon –
Part IV
Race for the Moon – Part
V
Clouseau v Cato – Round 3
Race for the Moon –
Part VI
GAA BEO | Beo anois ar TG4
Hello and welcome to Golden Age Updates
It seems that
we have unconfirmed reports of someone trying to launch a Golden Age in
Ireland. Unconfirmed reports are that an Irishman is overthrowing physics and
causing turmoil with new writing scripts he is developing for Irish. We also
have reports that he has the secret to solving the world’s energy crisis and
that he has plans to address the housing crisis in Ireland. While at the same
time building an Irish Space Agency and putting Ireland at the forefront of
the aerospace industry.
And
something about him achieving the Tao.
D’Unbelievables -
Crimebusters
Will No One Meet My
Challenge? – Part I
Will No One Meet My
Challenge? – Part II
Will No One Meet My
Challenge? – Part III
The Arc Reactor – Part I
Avicii Vs Lurgan – “Wake
Me Up” as Gaeilge
Day 23 November
Still here?
I know governments are
wondering if there is anything to what I say about Golden Age? Have they been
going about this the right way? If only there was some indication, some
sign...
The Man with Two Brains –
Just Give me a Sign
I will have male friends. And I will have female friends. But those closest
to me will always be women.
Mo Ghille Mear
Daniel Jackson – Part I
Are you thinking of
learning Irish?
I did say that I would release no more research until the situation moved
forward. However I realise that I do need to give something more to unblock
the deadlock. So, judgement call, I’ll give some more.
What I say now will seem strange, but as you read more a picture will begin
to build. Who am I? I am John Connor. For six years now I have led the war
against the Small Greys. Earth is at war although very few know of it. I am
John Connor. I lead the Resistance. We are going to launch the greatest Golden
Age in history. But we have to smash through the Small Greys to achieve it.
Can the Small Greys be fought? Yes. I have killed numbers beyond imagining of
them. As to how, that story is long in the telling. But I will begin it now.
Understanding Language – Part I
I know governments are wondering if there is anything to what I say about
Golden Age? Should they get on board? Should they answer the call and help
launch Golden Age...?
Théoden’s Hard Decision
Frankenstein – Part I
Frankenstein – Part II
Frankenstein – Part III
Motion in Stillness
Stillness in Motion
This is the
Tao.
The speed comes from the stillness. In infinite stillness there is infinite
speed. In infinite stillness there is infinite power. The degree to which one
can be in stillness is a measure of the degree of one’s speed. This is “no-mind”. This is mushin. This is the Tao.
Stillness
in Motion. Motion in Stillness. This is Duality coming together in Unity. It is a paradox and it may
sound confusing.
But it makes perfect sense in the Tao.
The Last Samurai -
"No mind"
The greater the stillness, (the no-mind),
the greater the speed.
The Last Samurai – Kendo
training
In my case my body is crippled with injury. I can barely walk. Movements are
painful for me. There is no part of my body that has not suffered injury. But
in times of need I can move with impossible speed. Absolutely impossible. In
times of need I move as a blur. What makes this possible is my depth of
stillness of mind. I have the stillest mind in history. Which gives me the
greatest speed in history.
I can barely walk normally. But in combat, my speed is not possible. Because
of my stillness of mind.
Bulletproof Monk Trailer
The Unity of Opposites is the balance between Yin and Yang. In the Tao – Unity, one finds Duality – Yin and Yang. It was my ability to integrate Duality, Yin and Yang – the female and
the male – in Unity, as One, that
enabled me to achieve the Tao. This is how I became an X-Man.
It is my ability to balance the female and the male that has enabled me to
become the first X-Man in history.
Diana Ross - Chain
Reaction
Understand?
D’Unbelievables -
D'Builders
We are all ONE
Get me in as Taoiseach and I will create a Utopia of the United States of
Europe and Humanity in Ireland, where we are all One People. Muslim, African, Chinese – all the same. We are all
one people! In my ideal Utopia there will be no individual culture. No
concept of nationhood or history. No concept of individual peoples. No
concept of language or tradition. I will continue the good work of our
existing government and continue to wipe out Irish language and culture in
our efforts to modernise Ireland. So that we Irish people are the same as
Hindus, Nigerians, Chinese – all One People. There will be no Irish flag –
only a flag of the United States of Europe. And of Africa and Asia. Get me in
and I will continue Leo’s vision!
Bollywood
No?
Oh dear. Well in that case I suppose we’ll have to strengthen Irish culture
instead.
Avicii Vs Lurgan – “Wake
Me Up” as Gaeilge
The year is now 2028. Leo’s
vision of a Hindu Ireland has succeeded. We are all now One People. Let us
see an example of traditional Irish dancing in 2028.
Zaouli African Techno Rave
Dancer
But you know what – for me that doesn’t quite work. If I want to see that I
can go to Africa. But I do not want to see that in Connemara masquerading as
Irish dance. No fucking way.
Leo, the way I see it you’re just taking up space, sitting in my chair. I am
coming Leo. And you are just sitting in my chair. Golden Age is coming Leo, and
you’re just in the way.
When I come in as Taoiseach, it’s back to basics.
The Kilkennys – Ceili
Music
I’m in training for Taoiseach.
How a Shaolin Monk Trains
I’ve heard that
some people have said that I’m not politically correct
I don’t
know what the fuck they’re talking about.
There’s something about Mary
– “Those Goofy Bastards”
Let me say something about
Political Correctness. It is a form of cowardness. It is when one sees
something wrong, when one knows that something is wrong, but one says
nothing. I may be many things. But politically correct I am not.
Do I have any message for the Irish Government?
Yes.
Going the Wrong Way
Now, Golden Age is upon us.
It is the most significant event in history and it begins in Ireland. It is a
great honour for Ireland that Golden Age begins here. So please, do not do
anything to block Golden Age. Rather please do everything in your power, as
in bend over backwards, to ensure that I have the full support of the Irish
government. Leo, you need to start thinking about retiring.
On Walking on Water
X-Men First Class
Thank You
Clouseau v Cato – Round 4
Language and the Borg – Part I
Language and Symbolism – Part I
Language and the Borg – Part II
Language and the Borg – Part III
Phase Lock Points
W & Z Bosons
Matter, Antimatter &
the Big Bang
Neutrinos & Phase Shift
The Mirror Reflection Problem –
Part I
Quantum Singularities – Part I
The Second Law of
Thermodynamics – Part I
A Discrepancy
in W & Z Bosons – Part I
Day 24 November
Plenty more where that came from
Physics, aerospace,
economics, Knighthood, Way of the Warrior, the Tao, Jedi, relationships, sex,
medicine, culture, linguistics, construction, architecture, music, the Arts,
psychology, psychic ability, leadership and management, X-Men abilities: It
is the knowledge to launch Golden Age.
Plenty more where that came from.
Three Amigos
Some Like it Hot
The Incredibles
Golden Age is upon us. It begins in Ireland. I am ready. Are you?
D’Unbelievables -
D'Builders
Earlier on this website I wrote the following:
“I offer now just one technology to
kick-start things. Just one. I did offer this to France, but unfortunately
they were not interested. So now I offer this technology to nations
generally. In the case of a rocket the size of the Saturn V which was used to
carry man to the moon, it would allow an increase in payload of approximately
200 tonnes. It would naturally offer a smaller payload increase in smaller
rockets, but the payload increase would still be highly significant. This
technology I offer for 60 million euro, the cost which could be spread across
a number of different governments. The technology is simple - I could explain
it in ten minutes – but it has substantial implications for the space
industry. My conditions for releasing it are that it be released to public domain, where nations are free
to use it without patents. I would be recognised as the originator of the
idea, but there would be no patents. Governments and industry would be free
to use it.”
Governments know that I am compromised financially. They know. And yet they
do nothing. They would rather wait for me to fall and let Golden Age fall
with me. No words can adequately describe my contempt for these Shadows of
Men. Donald Trump in particular. There can be no doubt that he would let
Golden Age fall rather than get off his arse to do anything about it. He
would deny the technologies and Golden Age to America and the rest of
humanity rather than get off his arse to kick-start things. No words can
convey the disgrace. America’s name in history – disgrace. For Trump and
other incompetent fucks like him block Golden Age not just for America, but
for the rest of humanity. The most significant event in history a non-event.
Because of incompetent fucks like Trump. No fucking way. Trump, if you think
for one moment that I am going to allow Golden Age to fail because you will
not get off your fat arse, then you have another thing coming. So let me make
this very clear. Trigger Golden Age. Or you will be spending Christmas in a
pine box. I swear it.
Remove the block. Allow Golden Age to go ahead. Stop blocking Golden Age for
humanity. Or I will kill you and then work through the chain of command until
finally I find someone who will remove the block and allow Golden Age to
proceed.
You are on the clock Trump. I had better see one hell of a change in attitude
fast. And some serious
progress. Or I take you out of the
equation.
Understand?
As for the technology above that I offered for 60 million euro, the price has
now gone up to 150 million euro. The more governments fuck around the higher
the price goes. All other technologies are off the table for now, because of
the fucking around of governments. The Arc Reactor and other technologies –
all on hold because of the fucking around of governments.
Shadows of Men. Governments better get their arses in gear. Fast!
Yesterday’s Enterprise
Trailer
If it helps I am happy to come to America to discuss it. No problem with
that.
Bullseye at the Airport
The Will To Do It - Part I
Crocodile Dundee – Trailer
I come in peace. I desire no conflict. I am not only Enlightened, but I have
the highest level of Enlightenment in history. I am the first to achieve the Tao.
Enlightened Warrior. Only in defence will I act. Either in defence of myself
or in defence of others. Or in defence of Golden Age, but that Golden Age is
now seriously threatened. Seriously threatened.
Without Golden Age humanity faces certainty of annihilation. I will not allow
that to happen. For six years I have tried to kick-start Golden Age
peacefully. The problem is thick fucks. People with attitude. There is always
some fucking idiot with an attitude.
Now, here is how it works. America is going to put its weapons down and
invite me cordially to visit America to help launch Golden Age. As to those
fuck-heads with attitude, just please keep them out of my way.
Please, for the sake of humanity, please let us work together to launch
Golden Age.
Bokken y Katana = Tegatana
Aikido
Why can’t people just get along?
Erik the Viking – Slaves in
Boat
We got off to a bad start.
Let’s try that again, shall we?
Golden Age. Yes? No? Interested?
Avicii Vs Lurgan – “Wake
Me Up” as Gaeilge
I come as Ciarán. None but
those women who are closest to me will know me as Gráinne.
People will see me as Ciarán. But inside, I am Gráinne.
Diana Ross - Chain
Reaction
Now, time for a little more
culture. Let me introduce Liam Ó Maonlaí.
Liam Ó Maonlaí
Liam, if things kick off in Golden Age, are you interested in a place in my
government? I have an opening for the Minister of Hindu Affairs.
Bollywood
I’m looking forward to coming to America.
Fletch Trailer
The sooner we get things started the sooner I can set up my Space Agency.
Armageddon Evaluation
The First X-Girl – Part I
Wassup – Part I
Day 25 November
I miss my country.
Tá said ag teacht
I want my country back.
Caladh Nua – Cad É Sin don
Té Sin
Bin Laden
The Secret of My Success
Turk 182
Shawshank Redemption -
Letters
Conspiracy Theory
Galaxy Quest:
Historical Documents
People have been messing around with Golden
Age
No-one can
mess with Golden Age. The price will continue to rise for the aerospace
technologies the longer governments delay.
Father Ted | The Forfeit
Hard to Kill
Why do I laugh? Because if you don’t laugh, you cry. Laughing helps. It just
does.
Stayin’ Alive
How am I still alive? There are a number of reasons. But one is that when in
crisis, I am this fast. A number of X-Files cases going back years will start
to come to light now. My speed comes from my stillness of mind. When in need,
I can move impossibly fast.
Equilibrium
Way of the Dragon – Part I
Way of the Dragon – Part II
Dragon The Bruce Lee Story
- Early teacher
I address you tonight not as the President of the
United States, not as the leader of a country. That guy’s asleep.
I address
you as a citizen of humanity.
Armageddon Speech
La Résistance – Part I
René et Yvette
Prometheus
Golden Age was blocked in 2013 by Barack Obama’s deal with the Small Greys.
Barack, I have a message for you.
May You Live Forever
The Pentagon and My
Research - Part I
Kelly’s Heroes
I’ll give something else now that
governments can use to get some validation of who I am
Algeria,
2013. What happened there is an X-Files case for the Pentagon. The person
that they suspected was operating behind the scenes they codenamed Neo.
The
Pentagon strongly suspect it. But let me confirm it for them.
I am Neo.
The Naked Gun Intro
The Hunt for Red October
Rio Lobo
Luke is in isolation
Slí Éamon de Buitléar
Synesthesia
– Part I
Just Visiting
Magician – Part I
Codebreaking – Part I
Codebreaking – Part II
Golden Age was blocked by America’s collaboration with the greatest enemy
this world has ever known. The Small Greys. In return for technology to pull
information from people’s minds, to control or overwrite people’s minds and
to kill remotely (all via the implants) and the promise of a Stargate, a
promise that the Small Greys had no intention of delivering on, America
agreed to aid the Small Greys in the assimilation of humanity, to kill the
leader of the Resistance – me (I actually am John Connor), and to block
Golden Age. Those involved are the greatest traitors in history.
Humanity now faces annihilation unless we can break the hold of the
collaborators. The blocking of Golden Age and the collaboration with Small
Greys has been catastrophic. Either we break the hold of the collaborators,
centred in America, or it is over. Humanity is on the brink of annihilation.
So I am giving America an ultimatum. Break your collaboration with the Small
Greys now. And work with me to
trigger Golden Age. Or I will go to open war with you. I can take out key
members of your government, your Chiefs of Staff and others effortlessly from
here. For that I do not use implants. This I can do psychically. America,
break your collaboration with Small Greys. Now. Or I will break you.
We are out of time.
Foothold
Codebreaking
– Part III
Codebreaking – Part IV
Codebreaking – Part V
The Return of the King
Day 26 November
The Race to Mars
Space Race
Something changed somewhat last night. A possible opening. Maybe, just maybe
it might be possible now to kick-start something of Golden Age. Every attempt
so far has failed. Please, governments, don’t get this one wrong.
Here is how it works. I am going to give something now. Something worth
trillions to the Space industry. It is one of my technologies, just one, but
it is enough to unlock the race for Mars. It is enough to put Mars within
reach of a number of nations. I release this now to public domain. No-one may
patent it. Any are free to use it. It is not the Impulse Drive Engine. That
ace I keep hidden for now. Nor is it the technology to lift an additional 200
tonnes payload that I wrote about. No, it’s something different.
It is something very simple. But it is a key technology, and it unlocks Mars.
So, here is now it works. I’m unlocking Mars now for governments. A number of
nations will now be in a position to go, with this one document. That is me,
helping to kick-start things. Here is what governments are going to do. They
are going to get money to me. FAST! Like yesterday. And they are going to
fall over themselves to ensure that this Race to Mars goes ahead. And that
Ireland is in the race. Led by me. The red tape is to be removed. The
obstacles removed. And governments are going to give me their full support to
set up my Political Party in Ireland, run for Taoiseach, set up my Space
Agency and launch Golden Age.
Every attempt to launch Golden Age has been blocked. Not this time.
Governments – make it happen! Break the deadlock. Make contact with me. Now!
Get money to me. Now! Not tomorrow. Now! (I have just received a warning from
the Car Insurance as I have not paid this bill. I have also missed payment on
my phone bill and on my credit card bill.) The knowledge I give is
incalculable in worth. Now, will governments ever get off their fucking arses
and get me the money so I can PAY MY FUCKING BILLS!
You want my help? THEN STOP FUCKING AROUND!
With that said, I release enough in this document to unlock Mars. Please,
help redeem your honour. Meet me part way.
I’m here to launch Golden Age. LET ME
DO MY FUCKING JOB!!
The Secret to
Mars: Nozzle Design – Part I
Call me, veilleicht
America stole research from me. They put their name on my research.
Indiana Jones meets Adolph
Hitler
If you are
going to put a flag on Mars, do it in a rocket that you designed yourselves.
Or that you got from others in cooperation. Not from technology that you
fucking stole and killed people over. Killed children over.
Hitler finds out that he
gave Indiana Jones his autograph
I’m here to launch Golden Age. LET ME
DO MY FUCKING JOB!!
Hitler learns that
Indiana Jones gets the Lost Ark First
Now, get me my fucking money, remove the blocks, make the call and let me
kick-start Golden Age. Redeem your honour. It is not enough to simply go to
Mars. The way in which it is done
is important.
A New World Champion!
Please, if you are going to go into space, do it with honour.
Barack Obama singing Call
Me Maybe
It is not the case that
only on the brink do people find the will to change. It depends on the
people. But a number of governments, led by America, have indeed brought us
to the brink. The greatest Golden Age in history was offered to them on a
platter. But all they gave a shit about was their own petty fucking abuse of
power. And so we face annihilation. Because without Golden Age we have no
hope of surviving what is coming. Why are governments so dead set against
Golden Age anyway? Can someone please tell me why THE FUCK are governments so
fucking determined to kill me and to wipe out Golden Age?
It’s only on the brink
that people find the will to change
Golden Age? Yes or No? What’s it to be?
Yesterday’s Enterprise
Trailer
Then pick up the fucking phone and kick-start it. The sooner we kick things
off, the sooner we can start to make things right. A fresh start. Just make
the fucking call.
America, I’m giving you an ultimatum. Unblock this, now, or I break you. We are out of time. Your allies, the Borg,
are coming. Nothing can stop that. But if we launch Golden Age then we have
the knowledge to stand against them. Only the Jedi can stand against the
Borg. Only the Jedi. I know how to defeat them. Your allies. The problem is
not the Borg. It is the collaborations. And the obtuse fucks who will not get
off their fucking arses. We are out of time. So I’m going to raise the
stakes.
Years ago I hacked the Small Grey computers which enabled me to hack
America’s Defence Network. It’s a good job I did too, for America are
building SkyNet. If I hadn’t blocked America’s new defence computers from
going live, they would have initiated a nuclear strike. I keep trying to warn
them about Artificial Intelligence. They never listen.
America, from when I put this section live on the Internet I am switching you
to DEFCON 3 for exactly six minutes. I’m just trying to get your attention.
Wake the fuck up! Make the call now. If contact is not made with me today
then the body count starts going up this night. Precision strikes, beginning
with key collaborators in the Pentagon and NSA. We are on a countdown to war
because America will not remove the blocks on Golden Age.
Take me seriously, America. Take me very, very seriously.
WarGames
Make the fucking call.
Golden Age did not
fail because of men.
It failed because of lack of men.
Golden Age did not fail because of manhood.
It failed because of lack of manhood.
Help me out here. I’m not
looking for a lot.
Why make trillions when we
could make billions?
When the money comes in
I’ll set up my Irish Space Agency. Standards will be high.
D’Unbelievables -
D'Builders
In Golden Age I get to be her. With women who know me as Gráinne anyway. No
man will ever get to meet Gráinne. Check out this performance. This entire
performance is in the Tao.
Leona Lewis. Run.
I’m really looking forward to setting up my Irish Space Agency.
D’Unbelievables -
D'Builders
How I Became Jamie – Part I
Peaceful Warrior Movie
Trailer
Cyborg – Part I
Cyborg – Part II
Groundhog Day “I’m a God”
Cyborg – Part III (Groundhog Day)
Phil sees a Psychologist
Stayin’ Alive – Part I
Heaven Can Wait
Gladiator
I look forward to setting up my Irish Space Agency.
Father Ted – Space
Day 27 November
The Race to Mars
Golden Age. Governments may
not give a fuck. But you know what – it is the people. It is they who will determine right and wrong. In the
words of the Drefuss Affair, “J’Accuse...!”
Einstein’s Big Idea | PBS
America
We are out of time. Either
we break through and launch Golden Age. Or it is over. That is bottom line.
And so I have made another decision. Judgement call. I am going to release
another piece of aerospace technology. Why? Because we either break-through
or it is over. It’s not one of my
really big ones. Those aces I still keep up my sleeve. Rather it is the one
where I said one could lift an additional 200 tonnes of payload in a rocket
the size of a Saturn V. While I have no doubt whatsoever that many in
governments would just take what they can without doing anything to help, not
all people are so utterly devoid of honour. To those thieving fucks in
government who have been blocking Golden Age – my message to you is go fuck
yourselves. This technology is not for you. It is for the people. Good people. Those with honour and
integrity. The people who want to go Golden Age. The people you fucks are
blocking with your corrupt, dishonourable fuckedupness. Governments that
block Golden Age have disgraced themselves and their countries.
This technology is for the people.
It is for Golden Age. It is the people
who will determine right and wrong.
How
a Saturn V Could Lift 200 Tonnes More Payload – Part I
How
a Saturn V Could Lift 200 Tonnes More Payload – Part II
Where’s the money for my fucking Space Agency?
How
a Saturn V Could Lift 200 Tonnes More Payload – Part III
The Karate Kid (2010) –
Everything is Kung Fu
How
a Saturn V Could Lift 200 Tonnes More Payload – Part IV
Fifth Element – Diva
Now, who is interested in a friendly Race to Mars? As a project to help
launch Golden Age.
Second place is still up for contention.
Richthofen’s Flying Circus
Are there none can challenge us?
Avicii Vs Lurgan – “Wake
Me Up” as Gaeilge
What of America? Is America interested in a Race to Mars?
Bokken y Katana = Tegatana
Aikido
We got off to a bad start. Why not start over? Let me tell you a story. A
story of a man called Wolfe Tone. You may find this relevant.
Wolfe Tone
Now, how about a fresh start? Governments, get me the money to set up my
Space Agency. And throw me a life-line financially. Fast! I really am up the creek without a paddle. Let us launch
the Race. I will agree not to use the Impulse Drive or the Quantum Drive,
which are the two most powerful technologies I could use for Mars. I will
agree to this handicap. In part because if I use Impulse Drive then no other
country has a hope against me. But also and more importantly, it has become
abundantly clear that humanity is not yet ready for Impulse Drive. And
certainly not Quantum Drive. Those technologies must be withheld until
humanity is ready. In time perhaps. But not yet.
A Race. From Earth to Mars. Open it up to all countries. I can help with some
starter technologies. And then let the best man win. Or woman as the case may
be.
What do you say?
Bill Goldberg’s best feat
of strength
In case there is any
confusion, in terms of aerospace I am the Giant. I am the one to beat. I
accept all challengers.
Goldberg's strength
Who is ready for this Race?
Is Germany ready? Is France ready? Is America ready? Is Japan ready? Is
Argentina ready? Who in Africa is ready? Is Ireland ready?
Bollywood
Oh! Well perhaps Ireland is not ready just yet. Better get me in instead
then.
A Knight’s Tale
Is there no-one can stand
against me?
Gladiator
I have the level. I’m just waiting for things to kick off.
Hot Fuzz
I’m ready. Are you?
D’Unbelievables -
D'Builders
The Borg are coming. I’ve been screaming this at governments for years. Only
by going Golden Age will we have the strength to stand against them.
Eric the Viking – Hy
Brasil Sinking
Only the Jedi can stand
against the Borg. Only the Jedi. I must train others. I must pass on my
knowledge.
The Return of the Jedi
Microsoft and the NSA – Part I
Citizen Smith
On Being Cool – Part I
On Being Cool – Part II
Father Jack
“Captain Picard, a Romulan Warbird has
just decloaked off our starboard bow.”
“Waaa, fuck! Arse!!”
“They are charging weapons, Captain! What should we do?”
“How the fuck should I know? I’m way too cool to know that. Fuck! Arse!
Waaaaa!”
You see Golden Age is about being really, really cool. Now, who is interested
in the Race to Mars? I can show you how to do it for a fraction of the cost.
Red Army Choir – Russian
National Anthem
Michael Collins – Part I
“Governments of the world, my name is Herr
Doktor Ciarán Handley. I would like to ask you for 100 billion dollars so
that I can set up my Space Agency and lead Ireland in the Race to Mars. In
return I will release a number of starter technologies to help get nations up
and running in this Race for Mars, and I will launch the greatest Golden Age
in history.
Actually, you know what: I don’t need 100 billion dollars. 50 billion will
do. Danke. Bitte schön.”
Austin Powers – The Spy
Who Shagged Me | Moon Base
I am going to say something now. I am behind on some basic bills which I
cannot pay. I missed my phone bill payment this month, as I missed my credit
card payment. I have had a warning on missed payment for my car insurance,
but I don’t have the money for it. I have had the backs of governments for
years. But governments wouldn’t even give me a few hundred quid to get to the
end of this month and pay basic bills. No words can ever express my concept,
and I fucking guarantee you that it will be remembered. Yes I will help
launch Golden Age. And yes I will give technologies. Get me the money and I
will. But I fucking guarantee you that this will be remembered. The next time
governments look for my help – go fuck yourselves.
We will go Golden Age, but the disgrace will live forevermore in history.
Golden Age is the most significant event in history. This period of history
will be the most studied in history, the launching of Golden Age. In ten
thousand years time there will not be a man, woman or child who does not know
the names of those who were involved in launching Golden Age, nor the names
of those cunts who blocked it.
Yes, I’ll launch Golden Age. But to those cunts who blocked, we are not
friends. I will remember this for a very, very long time.
As a direct result of governments leaving me in destitution, putting me in
this compromised position, I have decided that like Impulse Drive and Quantum
Drive, the Arc Reactor is to be withheld from humanity indefinitely. It was
to have been one of the key projects to launch Golden Age. But given the
crassness and the utter lack of honour of such miserable excuses for men,
governments can go fuck themselves. I will launch Golden Age. Get me the
money and let me do my fucking job. But no words can describe my contempt.
The Arc Reactor was a key project for Golden Age. But governments can go fuck
themselves. Only when humanity evolves beyond the fucking barbarian status it
is currently at can I reconsider releasing the Arc Reactor.
This means that we face the threat of the Borg not only years behind schedule
in terms of Golden Age, but also lacking in some of the critical technologies
required to survive. Our chances of survival should be zero now, thanks to
governments. However I have managed to pull a few tricks out of my sleeves so
we are still in the game. There is still a chance for survival. In spite of
the best attempts of governments to take me down and block Golden Age.
Miserable, useless cunts.
Just get me the fucking money, miserable cunts, and ensure that I have enough
to pay my bills tomorrow. Yes, I will launch Golden Age, but that doesn’t
mean we are friends. I came in friendship, but there are only so many times
you can knife a friend and ally in the back before he tells you to fuck off.
To those governments that fucked me over – fuck you!
Now, get me my money you dishonourable fucks and let me do my fucking job.
I still mean it when I say that the Race to Mars will be good-natured. I will
be good-natured with any who work honourably. Good people – knights – these I
get on well with. I just can’t stand useless fucks. To those cunts, it will
not be good-natured.
To those who are fucking around, you need to take me very, very seriously. I
am not just an X-Man, I am a very high ranking X-Man. I am Jean Grey. I am
John Connor and I lead the Resistance. We need to break the stranglehold of
governments right now and launch
Golden Age, almost six years behind schedule. We are on the brink of
annihilation because of governments. Now I fucking swear to you – I will wipe
out your puny nations if YOU DON’T STOP FUCKING AROUND! Make contact. Get the
money to me fast. Break your
alliance with the Borg. I killed a number of those collaborating cunts in the
NSA and Pentagon last night. Traitors to humanity. I fucking guarantee you
that the body count will go up fast if you do not get your arses in gear. We
are supposed to be at war with the Borg, yet we are on the brink of war with
me, John Connor - X-Man - against those fucking governments who block. What
the fuck is wrong with you! Now get your arses in gear and LET ME DO MY
FUCKING JOB!
The Hulk (2003) –
Theatrical Trailer
An Aerial Form of Hurling – Part
I
To the corrupt fucks who have tried to steal my research – fuck you.
Braveheart
If any are wondering what
happened to change the energy this last hour, the American government
basically made a decision to once again block. They will go to war rather
than allow Golden Age to be triggered. The decision came from Trump. And not
for anything will America break its alliance with the Small Greys.
This changes everything. The carrot didn’t work. Now it is all stick.
America, remove the blocks by tomorrow morning Irish time. Allow Golden Age
to go ahead. Or we go to war.
Yesterday’s Enterprise
Trailer
Day 28 November
One Day it will be Tomorrow
Phil sees a Psychologist
Groundhog
Day. Once again history repeats itself. America fucks up, yet again, and yet the
again the window for Golden Age is being squandered by lesser men. This is
Groundhog Day. We keep going through the loop until people get it right. This
is school and America has failed abysmally.
That said we are out of time and ready or not we have to go. So here is the
deal. I am going to release another key piece of technology. This one has
been repeatedly blocked by America’s attempts to patent my work. So let me be
very clear before I release this. If America try to patent this work I will
level the economy of America. This technology is for humanity. For all
peoples. Not for a handful of corrupt fucks who would claim intellectual
property over my work and then deny it to the rest of humanity or charge
others for the use of my work. Any corrupt fuck who attempts to patent this I
will kill. As I will kill any lawyer that facilities this theft. In addition
if America patents this I will crash the economy of America. I have hacked
the Small Grey computers which allow me to hack into much of the Internet and
financial systems, such as Wall Street. I could crash the American economy
with one command via the neural interface.
I’m trying to launch Golden Age but to do that I need to release
technologies. Almost six years later we are still in this shit of America
trying to steal everything I try to release. So now it is all stick. America,
you so much as break wind out of direction in terms of patenting my work and
I will level your economy. Humanity needs to go Golden Age. Stop being cunts
about it. Just let us go Golden Age. The time of the thick cunts is over. The
time of Golden Age is coming.
I have taken the Paths of the Dead, for I have walked into death and returned
to reach this place. Let me trigger the Race for Mars. Give me the finances.
And support my bid for Taoiseach. Golden Age begins in Ireland. We can’t do
that with the gobshite who’s currently sitting in my chair.
The Return of the King
The Road to Taoiseach – Part II
Aragorn had very high level. But for years he lived as a vagabond. A ranger
from the north. His cloth was poor. Just like David Banner had very high
level but he lived in exile. A drifter. Penniless. It’s about having high
level. But being in exile. The swan’s escaped. The Borg are coming but the
swan’s escaped. That pretty much sums up my day.
Hot Fuzz
In Golden Age, everything
gets better.
Wayne’s World 2 Garth
Mind-Matter Interface – Part I
Mind-Matter Interface – Part II
Caine also had very high level. But for years he too lived as a vagabond. In
exile. Penniless. A drifter. Hunted by lesser men.
Kung Fu
Hitler finds out that he
gave Indiana Jones his autograph
The Ben Echmeyer Technique
It is now after noon Irish time. There has still been no contact. America
continues to block.
No-one blocks Golden Age. No-one. Not God-Almighty himself. It is the most
significant event in history. The idea that it could be blocked by a handful
of corrupt pricks – not a chance in hell. Not on my watch. We will go Golden
Age. America stands in the way. Which means that there is no choice now but
to go through America.
We still go Golden Age. But more slowly now, for key technologies must be
blocked. A state of war now exists between myself and America. I have just
taken out six NSA people. I don’t kill innocents. These were not innocents.
My strikes are precision strikes. All six were collaborators. The body count
will begin to rise steadily. No innocents. I focus on collaborators, thieving
fucks who stole research, the lawyers involved in patenting my work, and
those in corporations or military that are either collaborating or who are in
some way, shape or form blocking Golden Age.
It is within my power to grant or deny Golden Age to nations. Until this
situation is resolved Golden Age is denied to America. I am also denying Mars
to America. America will not be in the first three to Mars. I will destroy
any American mission that tries to reach Mars in the top three countries. I
am also launching an economic war against America. This will be in two parts.
One is me targeting the American economy by hacking the computers that
control their economy. This I can do easily via the Borg computers that I
have hacked using the neural interface. This will be done in a gradual way.
Once finances come in I will also be going into direct competition with
America in industry, such as commercial aviation and other areas. America is
stone-age compared to me. I will cooperate with other countries in business.
But America I will take down.
No-one messes with Golden Age. No-one. America’s name in history goes down as
disgrace for what has transpired these last few years. The country that
blocked Golden Age. The country that collaborated with the Borg. No words can
ever convey the level of dishonour. No words can ever convey the disgrace.
As for my price, it has now doubled to 100 billion US dollars. America
blocked Golden Age so America will pay. The full 100 billion is to paid by
America, but I will be denying the benefits of Golden Age to America. Pay the
money to go in some small part to redeeming your honour. Pay it or I will
escalate the war that now exists between us.
From the time of release of this section on the Internet I will move America
to DEFCON 2 for a period of six minutes. Heed the warning Trump. Heed the
warning or the next time I will move you to DEFCON 1. Get 100 billion to me
fast. America will get no benefit from that money apart from de-escalating
the war that now comes to you.
I will add something more. No greater friend could America have than me. It
was me who found Bin Laden. And I saved America from nuclear war. And more.
No greater friend could America have than me. I offered America the greatest
Golden Age in history, as I offered it to others. That America has brought us
to this junction instead is not only of incomprehensible incompetence, but it
is inconceivable in its dishonour.
How can one live without honour?
Never have I understood this.
Honour is important to those who have honour.
It is considered unimportant to those who have none.
Hitler Finds Out He Was
Not Accepted Into Hogwarts
America is in disgrace.
Dalmellington – Part I
Hey, Trump you cunt. You know that I saved America from nuclear war. This you
know. The next time there is a rouge warhead on the black market on its way
to America, will I stop it? Yes. If I can. Just because I hold you in
absolute contempt does not mean that I am not still friend to America. I am
friend to America. Just not to the corrupt fucks who are destroying America
and taking humanity down with them. But here is the problem. My ability to
spot the warhead depends on my depth in the Tao. Fury, rage, anger – these
are not conducive to being deep in the Tao. What if I am so fucking furious
with you cunts that it throws my concentration and I miss the next warhead?
You just don’t get it, Trump. You just don’t get it.
The
Peacemaker
Land of the Free my fucking arse.
I don’t know who came up with that expression. But I think he was on drugs at
the time.
We have a choice. Golden Age. Or assimilation as a prelude to annihilation.
It is important to realise too that Trump blocking me not only blocks America.
It blocks all nations from the Race
to Mars that I am trying to trigger. Russia, France, Germany, Japan – everyone blocked by America. America
is out of Golden Age for now. Can someone else, anyone else, break through the Borg block that America has
imposed and make contact with me? Making contact breaks the Borg block. Just
pick up the fucking phone or ring the doorbell. Someone make fucking contact.
Making contact with me triggers Golden Age. Not making contact gives us
another future.
Being Borg is fun!
I have over four thousand hours of combat experience in the Matrix. 1,200
hours of combat experiment in 2013 alone, the worst year of the war. I access
the Matrix via the implants. But the Matrix is not computer generated. It is
physical. It is real. I am a powerful X-Man. So powerful that I can project
myself psychically as a Doppelganger. This is how I fight in the Matrix. My
physical body here. But also projected psychically into the Matrix, where
there I can take physical form. A Doppelganger. If I get injured there I get
injured here. The most serious injuries that I have taken in this war have
come from the Matrix. Injuries I carry with me every day of my life.
By 2015 I had smashed the main strength of the Borg. They were still
immensely powerful, but not like before. The only way that they could regain
their former power would be to change the course of history. A Stargate was
reconfigured to introduce a temporal variance. The laws of physics are a
function of String Harmonics. The upper strings correspond to the set of laws
that govern time. A Terminator went through in 2015.
I remember the incident from two perspectives. From 2015, when the Terminator
went through. The Terminator going through triggered an alarm. I went
instantly there in the Matrix. But I was too late. However I was able to send
a Resistance member through. A woman from America. She saved my life in the
past and we were able to bring her back. We don’t leave our people behind.
She is still very much around. I also remember the incident from when I was
three and a half years old. From two time perspectives I have lived this
incident. The story is true. I am John Connor.
The Borg are coming. No-one knows the Borg like I do. One other thing. In
2015 I was able to hack the Borg computer that held the record of what
happened to me when I was three and a half. The Borg weapon used against me
was gamma radiation based. There was over a Terawatt in the beam. The reason
that the energy was so high was because the weapon was configured at higher
harmonics. It was designed to kill all life but to leave no other trace. This
was to minimise the temporal incursion.
The story is true. I am John Connor. No-one knows the Borg like I do.
Terminator - John Connor
The weapon was impossible
to survive. Absolutely impossible. But I did survive it. To survive it I had
to do something impossible. What I did shattered my mind to an impossible
depth. It is what created the monster.
The Hulk
I have survived a number of assassination attempts on me here in this
physical world. I have been shot and I have been stabbed. But the main
injuries that I have taken have been in the Matrix. That is where I took the
head injury which forced me to learn how to speak again. It is where I took
the injury to my right shoulder where I have lost much of the power of my
right arm. It is where I have taken many of my most serious injuries. But the
most serious injury I ever took was in early 2013. This was the one where I
lost the use of my legs for a time. The main one anyway – I have taken other
injuries to my spine too. This injury to the base of my back may have
happened in the Matrix. But it was set up by collaborators in America. This
was the most serious injury I ever took.
The Bionic Woman
Tunnelling – Part I
Golden Age. Anyone interested?
Avicii Vs Lurgan – “Wake
Me Up” as Gaeilge
Golden Age. Anyone interested?
Bokken y Katana = Tegatana
Aikido
A number of years ago I was walking home
from the pub in Dublin when I heard screams from an alleyway
I had about
five pints of Guinness in me. I was walking back after the pub to try to clear
my head. I went into the alleyway. There were four guys armed with knives. I
was unarmed. They had grabbed a woman and dragged her into the alleyway.
I took down
the first three guys in a matter of seconds. In time of need I can move with
a blur of speed. The fourth guy stabbed me from behind in my right kidney.
However both myself and the woman got out safely. Even if I did have a hole
in me that I did not have beforehand. However it healed without any scar.
Remember the document I released on Regeneration?
Which is part of Alchemy.
It wasn’t
until years later that I found out that the four guys were Special Forces.
Sent by the Pentagon over research that I had released in 2008. The Pentagon
had asked me back in 2008 to work for them, once they saw my research. I told
them no. Actually I told them to fuck off. My research was for healing but
they wanted it as a weapon.
The Pentagon decided that if they could not control the research then nobody
would have it. This is why they
ordered my assassination. The woman was just some passerby that the four men
grabbed in order to lure me in.
This is
what happened that night.
Village Ambush – The Last
Samurai
“Deliver the research or we will destroy
you.”
This is what they said to me.
This time
was in 2013. They did not get it. My key research I keep only in my head. But
they killed a number of people around me in the attempt to get it.
More than
any other clip, if you want to get a sense of my life these past five and a
half years, it is this one. This clip. This more than any other is the story
of my life these past five and half years.
Galaxy Quest / Star Trek
recut
In Golden Age for someone to not be Knight would be unthinkable. Most men do
not even have Rank of Man, the most basic rank. I cannot understand this. Any
self-respecting man should be mortified at the thought of not having this
most basic rank of Man. (I achieved it at age four). If I did not hold Rank
of Knight I feel I would not survive the shame. How can any man go through
life without Rank of Knight? Only by having no sense of self-respect as a man
and no sense of honour is this possible. Yet it is the case for many men.
This will be inconceivable in Golden Age. Any man that does not have Rank of
Knight at least, I cannot take seriously. Any man that does not hold Rank of
Knight is a Shadow of a Man.
I will say something now to women. If a man does not have Rank of Knight, do
not entertain him. Aggressive thick fucks – do not entertain them. There is
no place in Golden Age for aggressive thick fucks.
Ok, I have decided to give something more. Again I will say this: if anyone
tries to patent this I go to war. I give this technology for governments to
use. None may patent it. I’m trying to work with good-will here. If anyone
fucks with that, I will go to war. (I am still at war with America until they
stop fucking around.) These technologies I solved for Golden Age. Not for
some fuckers to pervert Golden Age. Fuck with this and I go to war.
Solid Rocket Fuel – Part I
Now, what say you? Can we please get this Race to Mars kick-started? I’m
ready. Actually I’ve been ready for years. Are you?
“It’s only one man.” “It’s not just one
man, damn it. It’s Ciarán!”
The Mask
of Zorro - Trailer
Day 29 November
The Race to Mars
Who is ready for the Race
to Mars?
Red Army Choir – Russian
National Anthem
America, please get back in the game. America may be out for now, but only
because America does nothing to fix things. Make things right, America. Get
back in the game. Get back on track for Golden Age. Fix things, and then come
in on the Race to Mars.
My Name is Earl
Goodbye in Austria
Tunnelling – Part II
If I don’t get money today to pay my bills there will be hell to pay. Expect
the goodwill to dry up fast if people don’t get off their fucking arses. Now,
someone get some fucking money to me. FAST!
Rhetoric clip 300
How a
Woman Can Make a Man Her Woman – Part I
People didn’t believe me when I said that I had solved the Impulse Drive
Engine.
But it was true.
Hulk (2003) trailer
I know that I need to pull off a masterpiece to get through to people.
Chopin Ballade in G Minor
– The Pianist
But for fuck’s sake, will people ever wake the fuck up!
Subspace Mechanics – Part I
America, if contact is not made with me this day and if I DON’T GET ENOUGH MONEY
TO PAY MY FUCKING BILLS YOU USELESS CUNTS, then I am bringing you to DEFCON 1
for six minutes. GET WITH THE FUCKING PROGRAM!
Bokken y Katana = Tegatana
Aikido
Subspace Corridors – Part I
I can predict where and I can predict when
The
Subspace Corridors are narrow. In that narrow corridor when they come out
their numbers will count for nothing. When they come out of Hyperspace they
will arrive into the mouth of hell itself, for we will meet them with the
fires of Armageddon.
We’ll be
able to track them through the Subspace Corridors by the subspace distortions
they leave in their wake. Similar to tracking a ship by its wake. We’ll be
able to predict to the second when they come out of Hyperspace.
It takes a
lot of power to go through the Subspace Corridor. According to the Borg
tactical databases that I have hacked their defensive systems and weapon
systems will be down for 42 seconds when they come out of Hyperspace. The
time it takes to switch power from the engines to the weapon and defensive
systems. It is in these 42 seconds that we will meet them with the fires of
Armageddon.
That is my
plan.
Now, I simply
need to present my plan for consideration.
300 - Oracle Scene
How a Man Can Develop a Woman’s
Period Cycle
Why would any man want to be a woman anyway? But here is the thing – it only
works in Duality. Only in the Tao can a man switch his psyche to
being truly female by default. Which means that the only way a man can switch
his psyche to female is in Duality.
Only in the Tao can a man switch his psyche to being truly female by default.
I am the first in history to achieve the Tao. Which makes me the first
transgendered person in history. I am the first man in history to be able to
switch his psyche to female by default.
Only
in the Tao is this possible. Which means that it is only possible for
a Jedi to switch his psyche to female. Only a Jedi has the power to
do this. In Golden Age a number of men will switch their psyches to female by
default. These men will become women to women. But women in Duality. They appear
publicly as male.
All of these new women men will be Jedi. Because only a Jedi has the power to
switch his psyche to female. Only a Jedi.
I am the first Jedi in history. It was in deciding to become a woman that I
achieved it. A woman in Duality.
Diana Ross - Chain
Reaction
This was how I achieved the
Tao, which is Ascension. This unlocked the conditions to trigger Ascension in
humanity. It unlocked the conditions to trigger Golden Age. It was on 21st December 2012
that I achieved it. That was the date I achieved the Tao.
It was the day I made the decision to become a woman.
Leona Lewis. Run.
My psyche is about 52 % female and 48 % male. That is by far the most any man
in history has been able to switch his psyche to female. Both the female and
the male are very strong for me because of my depth in the Tao. But I am
strongest in the female.
This makes me female overall by default. But with a strong male side. This is
the Duality of the Tao.
Hamlet
The best example I can give
of Duality is Lloyd. Lloyd is a guy but his main circle of friends is the
girls. He can talk to men and he can talk to women. But he relates most to
women. He is more on the wavelength of women.
You see Lloyd is a guy. But he really is one of the girls.
Say Anything
Crying Freeman
Who am I? I am John Connor.
We have work to do. We need to go Golden Age. Anyone interested?
Avicii Vs Lurgan – “Wake
Me Up” as Gaeilge
Then WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY?!
Guardians of the Galaxy – Part I
Guardians of the Galaxy – Part
II
Guardians of the Galaxy – Part
IIII
Guardians of the Galaxy – Part
IV
WHERE IS MY MONEY?!
Father Ted | The Forfeit
Just pay the forfeit and let’s kick-start this Race to Mars.
Kicking Bishop Brennan Up
The Arse
The Sundance – Part I
Why Sitting Bull
Joined the Circus
The Sundance – Part II
An raibh tú ar an gCarraig
A number of people put their names to my research, claiming it for their own.
In physics, medicine, engineering, computing and other areas. Patents were
put out on my work. So here is how it works. Every one of you thieving fucks
will be chased down. You got to be out of your goddamn corrupt thieving minds
to think you can steal from me and walk away like nothing happened. To you
miserable dishonourable thieving fucks, here is the deal. Come clean. Make
things right. Either people hear it from you. Or it comes from me.
Better it comes from you. The clock is ticking. Any cunt who doesn’t come
clean – I will go through for a short cut. No-one fucks with Golden Age.
No-one steals my work and walks away like nothing happened. Make it right.
Clock is ticking.
True Lies – Car Salesman
If I Could Have a Vagina –
Part I
I’m looking forward to being Taoiseach and working with all the heads of
state.
You address me by my
proper title!
I am particularly looking forward to my first state visit to Scotland.
Scotland – Part I
Scotland – Part II
Scottish Embassy – Part I
Scottish Embassy – Part II
Scottish Embassy – Part III
Bowfinger – Fake Purse
Ninjas
Flashbacks – Part I
Flashbacks – Part II
Stayin’ Alive | Airplane
On Understanding Women – Part I
The Bionic Woman: Fembots
Trailer
Unimatrix Zero – Part I
Day 30 November
Mars
Naked Gun Opening
Aircraft Engines and Noise –
Part I
Now will someone ever pick up a fucking phone and MAKE THE FUCKING CALL! We
are OUT OF TIME! Either we break through the hold of the collaborators or it
is OVER!
MAKE THE FUCKING CALL!
Independence Day - Speech
Pick up a fucking phone and MAKE THE FUCKING CALL!
It’s the End of the World
as we Know it
Make the call you useless fucks! Time’s up. NOW MAKE THE FUCKING CALL!
You want to know why really basic things are being missed? Why people can’t
make out their arses from their elbows? Why fucking stupid asinine decisions
are being made? It is to do with disconnect.
People so up their own arses, disconnected
from themselves. Stuck in their heads. Disconnected
from intuition. Disconnected from
their guts. Emotionally disconnected.
Stuck up in their heads. Heads up their fucking arses.
The reason is disconnect. People
are fucking disconnected.
That’s where I come in. The world fucking needs me. It really does. A breath of
fresh fucking air, that’s me!
Diana Ross - Chain
Reaction
Never has there been a
greater need for Knights. The world needs the Incredibles! I’m ready. Are
you?
The Incredibles
I think we’ll go with a little Bohemian Rhapsody now.
Bohemian Rhapsody Wayne’s
World
Now for fuck’s sake let’s trigger Golden Age. The sooner we kick-start Golden
Age the sooner I can start living a normal life.
Leona Lewis. Run.
Ok, I’m going to release some more technology. It is to do with aerospace.
This is a big one. In terms of people trying to patent my work, don’t even go
there. I mean it. Don’t even think of it. This one I am releasing to public
domain. Any are free to use it. Corrupt thieving cunty bastards – don’t even
think about trying to patent my work. Useless cunts. Criminals in suits.
Useless cunts.
This one is a big one for aerospace generally and it’s a big one for Mars.
It’s to help move things forward with kick-starting the Race to Mars. This
one is to do with safety. To start people thinking along those lines, let us
begin by having a look at what happened on Apollo 13.
Apollo 13 – Houston, We
Have a Problem
Putain, get the fuck out of the Ukraine. The Ukraine needs to be in this Race
for Mars. If the Ukraine doesn’t go, Russia doesn’t go. And I can tell you
this too. If China doesn’t get the fuck out of Tibet, China are going nowhere
when it comes to space. I absolutely fucking guarantee it.
China, let me tell you something about Quan Yin. Quan Yin is a bloke.
Seven Years in Tibet –
Trailer
This Quan Yin is a bloke anyway. I’m not sure about the other one.
The 14th Dalai Lama
Actually, before I give the aerospace technology, I’ll give something else
first. People from CERN have put their names to my research. To those
thieving fucks, I am coming. Trying to make a career from research stolen
from another. Contemptible fucks. Come clean you thieving dishonourable
fucks. Because if you don’t, I fucking guarantee there will be hell to pay.
Contemptible fucks.
The Large Hadron Collider
How a Shaolin Monk Trains
Unification Theory – Part I
The Return of the Jedi
Now for the aerospace
technology that I said I would release.
Now, where is my fucking phone call? Why the hell hasn’t anyone made the
call? Where is my fucking money? Why the fuck hasn’t the Race to Mars kicked
off yet? Why the fuck is some gobshite sitting in my chair in Ireland? When
is someone going to make me Taoiseach?
Resonance Shake – Part I
Leo, the head of state of any nation should be of that nation. You do not have Rank of Irish. You are not
connected to the culture of Ireland. To the language. To the people. Your
mandate is not to protect Irish language, culture, the Irish people. Your
mandate is to turn Ireland into a melting pot. Let me be very clear. You
couldn’t give a flying shit about Irish language, Irish culture or the Irish
as a people. You are not Irish. You usurp the title of Taoiseach.
Don’t get used to that chair, Leo. I have to launch Golden Age and that
begins in Ireland. Which means you are in the way, Leo. Leo, at any level can
you relate to what it means to be Irish? At any level? The head of state of
any nation should be of that nation.
You have no business in the role of Taoiseach. At any level can you relate to
what it means to be Irish? At any level?
Hello – le Adele as
Gaeilge
Resonance Shake – Part II
Resonance Shake – Part III
Resonance Shake – Part IV
Yes, I know that I am making the aerospace companies, physicists, doctors,
psychologists, economists and others look bad. It is true that I am different
league. I just am. People can have no idea how easy this is for me. So while
I’m waiting for people to get off their arses, I’ll just see if the swan’s
escaped. In the meantime, WHERE’S MY FUCKING MONEY! And WHERE’S MY FUCKING
PHONE CALL!
Hot Fuzz
Now, ready for the next part of the solution for Resonance Shake?
I’ll give it in a moment. But first, what the fuck is the matter with people?
The blocking of Golden Age has been catastrophic. We are six years behind
schedule. There is a window now. Miss that window and it triggers a Borg
weapon, similar to a Quantum Singularity Device. The annihilation of all life
on Earth. The Borg know that the Resistance is based on Earth, but they
cannot strike because of the terms of the Treaty. If however we do not break
the deadlock of the collaborators within this window then under the terms of
the Treaty the Borg are free to act without consequence. If that happens then
it is the annihilation of all life on Earth. Nothing will survive. Not even
bacteria. Nothing.
We have this weekend to break free. Today was to have been the last day. But
I managed some wrangling on the Treaty. But this is as far as I can push it.
If contact is not made with me by Sunday at the latest then I will take out
Trump and a number of key collaborators in the NSA and Pentagon.
If by Sunday evening there is still no contact then I will launch a full
nuclear strike at America, using their own Defence Network which I have
hacked. The reason is very simple. Under the terms of the Treaty the only way
that I can force the issue with the collaborators is with a full nuclear
strike. That is for me breaking out, and if I have not broken out by this
weekend then the Borg weapon is triggered. In no other way can I do it if
governments do not break the deadlock from their side.
America, you have this weekend at the latest. By Sunday evening at the latest
I must be broken out and America must commit the finances required for me to
launch Golden Age. Or I will have no choice but to launch a full nuclear
strike against America. When faced with two catastrophic choices, choose the
least catastrophic. In a choice between nuclear war and the extinction of all
life on Earth, choose nuclear war.
There is a war raging. I am John Connor. I lead the Resistance. America leads
the governments in terms of Collaborators. This puts us on opposite sides in
war.
America, I have given you warning after warning for nearly SIX FUCKING YEARS.
Your collaboration ends now. Either you end it. Or I end it. If I end it it
ends in nuclear war. Better you end it.
In a choice between Golden Age and Annihilation, the fuck-heads in America
would choose Annihilation. Wake the fuck up! Break your fucking alliance!
Switch sides! Work with the Resistance. Not with fucking Borg. Make contact
and get me my fucking money! Fucking cunts.
Independence Day – Nuke
‘Em
Resonance Shake – Part V
X-Girl – Part I
War with the Borg will be a war of X-Men
against technology
We will
have technology too. The technology I am releasing advances humanity forward.
But that is not enough.
No
civilisation in the history of the Borg Empire has ever been able to stand
against them. Not a single one. Until now.
I am the
first in history to know how to defeat them. Only the Jedi can stand against
the Borg. Only the Jedi. None else can have the power to do so.
I am the
first of my kind.
The war
with the Borg will be a war of Jedi. And a war of X-Men.
The Sorcerer's Apprentice
Trailer
Is Mars Forwards or
Backwards?
America may say it can’t be done. The
challenge is impossible.
The challenge
may be a big one. Daunting. That they can pick themselves up after what
happened. But they just could do with a lift. They need a leg up.
David & Goliath ∙
Hulk Hogan Body Slams André the Giant
Avoiding Cascade Failure – Part I
Mars Ship: Networks and Wiring
Friends - Unagi
On
Increased Efficiency of Fuel Mixing in the Combustion Chamber – Part I
Day 1 December
Women are from Mars
Women are from Mars. They
are once this woman gets there anyway. I plan to be the first to Mars.
Women are from Mars
Marlene Dietrich – Lili
Marlen
Construction: Floor & Ceiling
Tiles – Part I
Now Germany, interested in going to Mars?
Madeline Kahn Blazing
Saddles
The Mind of a Woman – Part I
Young Einstein
Glass and Transparency – Part I
Neutrinos – Part I
Relativity – Part I
There’s No
Such Thing as Magik! - Glass
There’s No
Such Thing as Magik! - Shen
Young Einstein – Bubbles
into Beer
I‘m still waiting on my phone call. Where’s my money you bastards?
Bokken y Katana = Tegatana
Aikido
On
Being a Physicist – Intellectual Property – Part I
There is No Spoon – Part I
Empty Mind Shaolin
Understand?
The Return of the Jedi
Is it sinking in yet?
Diana Ross - Chain
Reaction
Duality within Unity. When the Two,
Yin and Yang, are in balance they come together as One, the Tao. The depth to which Yin and Yang are in balance is a
measure of the depth to which one is in the Tao. If one goes deep enough one
can achieve the Tao itself. This is Ascension. This marks the ability to
consciously access the Tao, which is the Force.
It is in the Tao that the training for Jedi begins.
I am the first of my kind. Others have tapped into the strength of Yin and
Yang to a certain depth.
The Ben Echmeyer Technique
But I am
the first to being them into balance at the level of the Tao.
The Last Jedi
I am not the last, but the first. Those stories, it’s true. The Jedi are
real.
The Force Awakens
The Secret to
Mars: Nozzle Design – Part II
The Shuttle – Part I
What is the single biggest problem that we have to overcome to get this
shuttle design to work? It is the tail of the Airbus A380. If anyone wants to
look up a picture of an A380, the tail is enormous. Clearing that tail will
require getting inventive. But not to worry – I am here to help!
First let us understand the problem.
Superman Returns Airplane
Rescue
I am a Knight. I am here to compete. Who will meet my challenge?
A Knight’s Tale
Most of the time I don’t even have a horse. Now, who will meet my challenge?
Bokken y Katana = Tegatana
Aikido
Darmok and Jalad at Tenagra.
Haldir at
Helm’s Deep.
America, redeem your honour. Allow Golden Age to go ahead. Do not block the
Race to Mars. Redeem your honour.
Haldir’s Death
Whatever happens, America is in disgrace.
If America will not lift the block then please someone else break though. I
just need one person to break through. To break the Borg block. Someone, anyone, make contact. No later than
tomorrow afternoon. I just need one government to break through and trigger
Golden Age.
If America hasn’t made contact by that time themselves, regardless of contact
from anyone else, and with the offer of helping to trigger Golden Age, then
no words will ever be able to convey the disgrace.
Whatever happens I am going Golden Age. I am not waiting for America. But
someone needs to break through to avert nuclear war.
Someone please break through. If America doesn’t take action to redeem
itself, then fuck them. We go Golden Age without them. We have work to do. We
go to Mars and trigger Golden Age without them.
A Knight’s Tale - We Will
Rock You
How Ireland
Can Win the Race to Mars – Part I
The Shuttle Tail Section – Part
I
The Shuttle Tail Section – Part
II
The Shuttle Tail Section – Part
III
Trump, you are fucking with me. You got to be out of your god-damn mind. Why
the fuck are you so fucking determined to block Golden Age? You have less
than a day to live you cunt. But that is not the problem. The problem is that
it goes to nuclear war if the deadlock is not broken by tomorrow evening.
Break the deadlock you cunt. Allow Golden Age to go ahead. You incompetent
fucking cunt.
WarGames
I offered the greatest
Golden Age in history to humanity and a chance to smash the Borg. Instead we
face annihilation. Everyone loses. Because of Trump, May, Merkel and a
handful of others. It’s not looking good.
The Fellowship of the Ring
- The Nazgȗl
We are against the clock. We need to start ramping up militarily in
preparation for the Borg. By this I mean developing the technologies that
will enable us to go against them. Existing technologies are ineffective.
That is where I come in.
I’ll get things started by releasing some technologies that will be part of
ramping up to building the first Vipers. If America try to build fighters
using this technology without having first taken action to make things right,
I will kill every person involved. I am also blocking England from developing
these fighters until such time as they have pulled out of Northern Ireland.
Similarly I am blocking China from developing these until they pull out of
Tibet, and I am blocking Russia from developing these until they pull out of
the Ukraine and the Crimea.
I am John Connor. We prepare for war with the Borg and we do not have time
for this fucking around. Get with the program!
Firefox – Part I
Aerodynamics & Stability –
Part I
Aerodynamics & Stability –
Part II
Understand?
BSG: Viper Tribute
I developed Extra-Sensory Perception as a healer to “see” into people’s
bodies. It is how I diagnose. In this I am a prodigy. In terms of the amount
of information I pick up, I “see” at about twice the level shown in this
clip. My ESP is perfectly accurate and I have perfect control over it. I have
had for many years.
The world’s too big, Mom
Aerodynamics & Stability –
Part III
Aerodynamics & Stability –
Part IV
Aerodynamics & Stability –
Part V
Anyone that tries to patent this idea, I will kill. I swear it.
Day 2 December
A Knight’s Tale
Cinderella Man 2005
Trailer
We got off to a bad
start.
Galaxy Quest / Star Trek
recut
Let us try that again then, shall we? And this time we get it right.
Invite me to America. Invite me to America to launch Golden Age and the Race
to Mars. Make right the NSA Microsoft computer hacking program. Do this and
then come in on the Race to Mars. We don’t have much time.
Invite me to America.
Crocodile Dundee – Trailer
(You’ll need to pay for my flights. I’ve missed my credit card repayments, my
car tax, my phone bill and I’m on my final warning with the car insurance. Oh,
and you’ll need to pay for my taxi to the airport too. And perhaps lunch.
Either that or I bring my own sandwiches.)
In the meantime, back to work...
Let us begin with this. A lesson in engineering.
Power Outage on the ISS
First of all, assembling anything in space should be Plug and Play. You should not have to figure anything out. All
the hard work should be done on the ground so that you just have to plug it
in. That’s the first point. All that requires is a little careful thought up
front.
Now, let me see if I got this right. Plugging in the Solar Panels fried a
computer box, because someone forgot to put in proper fuses or power surge
protection? And then this fried three of the Command Control Computers in
Cascade Failure? (I’m guessing they put much of their backup and redundant
equipment on the same network?) They had to power down much of the
International Space Station because of plugging in Solar Panels? Problems
with CO2 filters? Are you fucking kidding me! What has been learned since Apollo 13?
Do you know why this problem happened? Because of over-design.
Over-complicating things. Head up the arses. If they had asked a competent
electrician to design the wiring for the Space Station, using standard
off-the-shelf technology, this could have been avoided. You got to be fucking
kidding me.
The world needs me, I can tell you that. Anyone thinking of going into space,
talk to me. Don’t talk to the Mr. Slates. Talk to me.
The world needs me.
Tina Turner – We Don’t
Need Another Hero
Just hours to go now. Trump, there is smallness in you. Pettiness. You would
block Golden Age and take down America and everyone else over your ego.
Invite me to America you cunt. But if you try to smile at me like everything
is ok or try to shake my hand, I will kill you instantly. We are not friends
Donald Trump. I am friend to America. But not to the cunts who have brought
us to this juncture.
Invite me to America. I need to meet the right people. Positive people. Good
people. Knights. Invite me to America. And then stay the hell out of my
god-damn way.
Just hours to go you cunt. Clock’s ticking.
WarGames
How to Get Air and
Water on Mars – Part I
People can have no idea how easy this is for me.
The Nth Degree
Now, where’s my money you bastards?
Bokken y Katana = Tegatana
Aikido
Trump, I’m about to send
you a message. The instant I update the website with this, it will be seen at
an American Airforce Base. It’s another one for your X-Files cases. There
will be no casualties. I’m just sending you a message.
Heed the message, Donald.
Magneto Crashing Cars
Scene
There is no spoon, Donald.
There is no spoon.
There is No Spoon
It’s all about the balance, Donald. Something that is sadly missing in your
life.
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The
Martian – Part I
I get water on Mars the same way I get oxygen and nitrogen – I pull it
straight out of the air. I’ll come back to that one. First, let us talk geodesics.
The Eden Project – Part I
My destination is Mars. At the centre of the Solar System.
Star Trek V: The Final
Frontier – Trailer
One does not simply go to Mars. It is a
barren wasteland. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume.
Space
agencies couldn’t do it. Not with ten thousand men. But I could. I will go to
Mars. I will bring the rocket to Mars.
I have achieved immortality, but I am critically injured from many injuries.
I cannot heal here on Earth. It is too toxic. Too aggressive. Too many toxic
emotions. Too many aggressive people. This is a key reason why I go to Mars.
There I can heal. There I can regain my youth.
The first colony will be called TÍr na
nÓg. This translates as Land of
Youth, or the Undying Lands.
I will take the ship to the Undying Lands. I will go to Mars.
I have just made a decision. Regardless of what happens, even if America
calls me in the next two hours, I am still denying Mars to America. The
situation not to be reviewed before 2033. Any manned American ship will be
destroyed by myself or by other members of the Resistance rather than be
allowed to reach Mars. This decision is forced by Donald fucking around. Even
if contact comes right now, he is fucking around.
The decision in relation to America developing Vipers or other military
equipment based on my work is to be reviewed. I would not have released this
technology if I was not certain that I could protect it. It is within my
power to take out anyone trying to fuck around with this technology. Anyone
trying to fuck around with Golden Age.
Trump, we are hours from nuclear war. And failing a miracle, I take you out
within the next two hours. Take action you despicable cunt. For the sake of
America and humanity, do not destroy all over your fucking petty ego. Because
that is all that this is about. Nothing more. Your fucking ego.
No words can ever describe my contempt for you, you fucking cunt.
Now, do your job and make the fucking phone call. Break the deadlock. Cunt.
Geodesic Domes – Part I
Geodesic Domes – Part II
Geodesic Domes – Part III
Day 3 December
A Woman’s World
The call never came through yesterday. The deadlock was not broken. So what
happened? Why are we all still here?
At the last moment there was a renegotiation with the Small Greys. Hostile negotiation.
Extremely hostile. But negotiation nonetheless. I do this via the neural
implants. If the Borg weapon had detonated it would have taken the Small
Greys out too. Hence the reason why the Borg contacted me to renegotiate. The
situation was forced. I’ve managed to push back the deadline – extend the
window. It buys us a bit more time. Not much. But a bit.
But people still need to break through.
In the meantime, I’ll keep writing.
I’ll begin by mentioning the pharmaceuticals and what happened to me ten
years ago. This one is coming up. It was over research that I had sent to
Princeton, research that if verified could have shaken Western Medicine to
the core. The research was never sent to the pharmaceuticals, but they got
their hands on it. My research if verified would have affected profits.
Ten years ago I could have shaken Western Medicine to the core. Now I could
overthrow it. This one is coming up.
The Fugitive
New Women Men & the
Ankle-Length Pencil – Part I
What is the energy of such men? Basically Lloyd in a pencil skirt.
Say Anything
The world needs me. It just does.
Tina Turner – We Don’t
Need Another Hero
The Borg implants lull people into a sleep state, making them easier to
control. This is why no-one contacts me. Why no-one has been able to reach
me. Why I am not all over the media. Why I am not on television. It is
because of the implants. Which send signals to each person to ignore me. To
not listen. To avoid me.
To stay
asleep. To not pay heed.
To ignore.
They Live – Sunglasses
That said it is a choice. Ignore the Borg voices. Ignore them. It is possible to break through. I did, six years
ago. l ignored the Borg voices. You can too.
Spider-Man vs Dr. Octopus
– Part 2
When Women Lead in the
Kiss – Part I
I am here to compete. Who
will meet my challenge? Who will join in the Race to Mars?
A Knight’s Tale
The Borg voices not only lull people to sleep. They also whisper to people.
In their unconscious. A voice from the implants. Telling people to be more
aggressive. Less honourable. More mean. To take advantage. To fuck over. To
be less respectful. To be less honourable.
In order to be able to extend the dead-line for this Borg weapon yesterday, I
had to smash a Borg network. A big one. One I did not think that I would be
able to smash. I had to dig deep. Very deep. But that network was smashed. A
John Connor mission. This takes some of the Borg influence off humanity. Less
negativity coming in. Just a little less. But I think enough. It changes
something. And so I have made a decision. Something that would have been
unthinkable yesterday before the network went down. But that is now possible
since that particular network has been destroyed. I am going to release the
secret of the Arc Reactor to humanity. Free for all to use. This idea came
from me. No-one may claim it.
People tried to kill me over this idea. People were assassinated over this
idea. People died over it.
I did not think that I would have been able to release this one for a long
time. But finally, now I can release it.
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The Arc Reactor – Part II
Thor’s Lightening Scene
The Arc Reactor – Part III
Korben Dallas Otec
X-Bras – Part I
The Arc Reactor – Part IV
Clean, renewable, abundant, sustainable, non-polluting energy.
It’s easy to be an eco-warrior when you have an Arc Reactor.
Kia Niro “Hero’s Journey”
Super Bowl commercial
The first time around, this did not go so well.
Chain Reaction Trailer
(1996)
Let’s do better this time around. Ok?
Iron Monk Trailer
Now, some-one pick up a phone and contact me. The clock is ticking. I managed
to buy us a little more time. But only a little. We are on the clock. The
clock is ticking. Please make contact.
This is my life. Although not a lot of people know it.
Kyle Reese & Sarah
Connor – Crosses
The 8-State Computer – Part I
People have dismissed me as a nobody. My work has been ridiculed. I have been
left penniless. In exile.
But you know what. People need to look below the surface. Sometimes people
miss what is right in front of their eyes.
Man of Steel
Why am I so different from them?
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Duality. When Yin and Yang are in
balance, they come together in the Tao. Duality
within Unity. The depth to which
Yin and Yang are in balance is a measure of the depth to which one is in the
Tao. When Yin and Yang are in balance to a deep enough level, one can achieve
the Tao. At this level one is permanently in the Tao. This is Ascension. This
marks the beginning of Jedi.
Understand?
Leona Lewis. Run.
The 8-State Computer – Part II
The 8-State Computer – Part III
Einstein’s Big Idea | PBS
America
Artificial Intelligence – Part I
For the Jedi there is no higher law than No
Artificial Intelligence. No higher law. You have to understand the Borg
to truly understand this. I have been developing the 8-State computer for
years as a tool to combat the Borg.
Not to become Borg. It does a number of things. Let me tell you what it does not do. It does not do Artificial
Intelligence. It does not. Not just me but all the Resistance will go to war
with any who use it to develop Artificial Intelligence. For the Jedi there is
no higher law.
No-one knows the Borg like I do. I am developing this computer as a weapon
against the Borg. And as a defence. A computer that they cannot hack. That is
why I lead this project. This project is mine. I am John Connor. I know how
to smash the Borg. This project will be led by me.
On Being Cool – Part III
To Wong Foo – Part I
Priscilla – Part I
Women’s Showers – Part I
I am here to compete. Who will meet my challenge? Who will join in the Race
to Mars?
Austin Powers – The Spy
Who Shagged Me | Moon Base
Are there any who think they can stand against me in aerospace?
BSG: Viper Tribute
“Houston, we have a problem.”
“What appears to be the problem there, Jim? What did you do?”
“Nothing. I just plugged in the kettle. That blew a fuse. Which caused a
computer restart. That took down three Command Control Computers. Oh, there’s
another Master Alarm, Houston! We have another computer restart. Our CO2
filters are off-line and we’re getting a little dizzy. We’re going close to
gimbal-lock. We have a lot of thruster activity – we’re going to have to
reconfigure manually. There’s another Master Alarm, Houston. We got a wicked
shimmy up here. And our O2 tank just blew up.”
Apollo 13 – Houston, We
Have a Problem
“Roger,
Jim. Ken is going to the simulators. He’s going to plug in a kettle and see
what happens.”
Cascade Failure is one problem that we will never, ever have in the Irish
Space Agency that I set up. I guarantee it.
Avicii Vs Lurgan – “Wake
Me Up” as Gaeilge
“Ok, Houston, we have just completed our upgrade to Microsoft Windows 12.”
“Roger, Jim. You can reboot your computers now.”
Star Trek Contagion –
The Yamato
Software problems
are something others have. We will not have these in the Irish Space Agency I
set up. I guarantee it.
You see it’s all about standards. That’s where I come in.
Phenomenon
The 8-State Computer – Part IV
Bokken y Katana = Tegatana
Aikido
The 8-State Computer – Part V
The 8-State Computer – Part VI
To Be or Not To Be
an X-Girl – Part I
If Robert is going to dress as a girl just make sure that his father, his brothers
and no men see him as a girl. Unless of course he is transsexual and a girl
for men. But if he is X-Girl, girl to women, then keep it secret. Keep it
safe. He can be a girl only in a woman’s world.
D’Unbelievables -
D'Builders
As soon as he is
seen by men as a girl it immediately begins to recode his psyche to being a
girl to men. That is a transsexual path. So make a choice. If he is to dress
as a girl, is he girl to women? Or girl to men? They are opposite paths. If
he is girl to men then he appears publicly as a girl. If he is girl to women
then he is a girl in Duality.
A girl to women is a path to the Tao. A girl to men is not. One path leads to
Jedi. The other leads to Wong Foo.
The Return of the Jedi
Keep it secret. Keep it safe.
To Wong Foo
I am going to build the first Irish bar on Mars.
Guinness “dancing man”
Gráinne’s Bra – Part I
Geodesic Domes – Part IV
How do I plan to raise the dome on Mars? By hand. Using only ropes, pulleys,
tripods and winches. I need nothing more complex than that. My construction
methods are medieval in their simplicity.
Witness – Building the
Barn
Day 4 December
Sarek
The 4th of December. On the brink of annihilation. Golden Age in
crisis. And still the stupid cunts do nothing. To the fucking cunts in
America who block, remove the fucking block you miserable cunts. Why the fuck
are you so fucking determined to block Golden Age anyway? Fucking cunts.
So here is how it is going to work. We are going to bury the hatchet. While I
would like to bury it in your fucking heads, we will take a different
approach you miserable bastards. First you fucking cunts, I am going to
release something more to humanity. It is important for our preparations for
Space and for going up against the Borg.
To the good people of humanity, you will find this interesting. To the thick
fucking cunts who block Golden Age, rather than bury the hatchet in your
fucking heads I would invite you to watch and learn. Maybe you might learn
something. Stupid cunts.
The First Battlestars – Part I
Tony Stark – Part I
Here is your first hint.
Flying Cruise Ships: What
Happened to Giant Airships?
Not with Hydrogen. That does not provide enough lift. But with a vacuum. In a rigid frame. How to keep
the frame rigid? Here is your second hint. Spokes. This provides the basic lift. Additional lift can be
provided as required by the enhanced nozzle design engines.
Simple? Yes, simple. Everything I do is simple. Now will someone ever get off
his FUCKING ARSE and lift the blockage on me. LET ME DO MY FUCKING JOB YOU
STUPID CUNT!
Theme Park for Kids. And Big Kids. – Part I
Remove the block and give me the money to launch Golden Age you fucking
cunts.
Cunts!
Let me do my fucking job you collaborating cunts!
The Hulk (2003) –
Theatrical Trailer
I’m switching you back to DEFCON 3.
For a time. Cunts. J’Accuse...!
Elevators – Part I
Never has there been a greater need for
Knights
The world needs
Knights. It needs the Incredibles. It just does.
The Mask
of Zorro - Trailer
I have an idea for a new concept in train systems. Something quite
revolutionary. Another Golden Age project. But you know what – everything is
blocked because some fucking cunts WON’T LET ME DO MY FUCKING JOB! Trump, if
I go down you do down. I fucking guarantee it. Clock is ticking you cunt.
Aircraft & a Little Lift
– Part I
Construction & a
Little Lift – Part I
Why can’t we just go fucking Golden Age?
Avicii Vs Lurgan – “Wake
Me Up” as Gaeilge
Because there’s always some fucking idiot with an attitude, that’s why.
It is war. Fucking war!
Holi ar an trá
How can one live without honour, Trump? How can a man look himself in the
mirror when he does not even have Rank of Man, let alone Knight? And how the
fuck does such a gobshite ever get to sit in the chair of President of the
United States of America? You would go to nuclear war rather than back down
over your ego. Nuclear war rather than allow Golden Age to go ahead. Nuclear
war rather than break your alliance with the Small Greys. Nuclear war rather
than allow the Race to Mars to go ahead. Fucking piece of shite snivelling
shadow of a shade of an ombre of a pale reflection of a facsimile of a man.
Even when I am wearing stockings and a bra being shagged senseless by a woman
I will still be more of a man than is beyond your wildest comprehension.
So here is the deal you worthless fuck. You are not going to bring us to
nuclear war. You are going to something else you fuck. You are going to
ensure that I get one trillion dollars for my world Golden Age bank, which I
will use to launch Golden Age. The price has gone up seeing as you continue
to fuck around. America will pay the bulk of that seeing as it was America
that fucked up Golden Age in the first place.
And then you are going to stay out of my god-damn way. I have full immunity
you cunt. If I want to go to America I will simply walk right into the White
House, down to the Oval Office and then sit in the chair if I so please. And
there is not a god-damn thing you would be able to do about it, snivelling
fuck!
Now, I need the block to be lifted immediately. If I fall, humanity falls.
That is the way it is coded in the Treaty with the Borg. If I am compromised
financially it automatically triggers the Borg weapon. So get initial money
to me now you fucking cunt before
you force a nuclear fucking strike that nobody wants. And then ensure that I
get that trillion dollars for my Golden Age bank. Fast!
You fucking miserable
treacherous collaborating CUNT!
The Golden Age Bank – Part I
I can’t talk to you, Trump. I can’t relate to you. But we need to bury the
hatchet. I can’t talk to you. But you play golf with my brother Niall.
Niall doesn’t know that I am a Jedi. He doesn’t know that I work in
aerospace. He does not know that I am John Connor. He does not know that I
have achieved Enlightenment let alone the Tao. Actually he doesn’t really
know what’s going on at all when it comes to me.
Father Dougal
I dropped out of contact
with my family years ago when I was targeted. It was to protect my family.
Niall has had no idea what I have been working on for years. I don’t think he
has checked my website yet. I did tell him a few months ago (first contact in
over six years) that I’m doing work in aerospace, but he I don’t think he
believed me. They say the people around you can be the last to know. That is
certainly the case with me.
How about this: let Niall be a go-between between us. Better he hear that
from you – he doesn’t believe me when I tell him I am a Jedi. Like an
Ambassador between myself, John Connor, Supreme Enlightened Being Fifth
Element who is here to launch Golden Age (but you can call me Ciarán) and
yourself, President of the United States of America.
X2: We’re Here To Stay
Let us bury the hatchet. I do need to expose Microsoft and the NSA hacking
program – that is an act of war against every nation on Earth. I also need to
expose the pharmaceuticals and, well, I have a job to do to move things
forward with Golden Age. But that does not mean that we cannot bury the
hatchet.
Humanity stands on the brink of annihilation. Because Golden Age is blocked.
Even if we did manage to somehow survive that, other countries will now go to
Mars. They have the means to do so based on what I have released. Others will
be on Mars within the next number of years. They can go now. It is viable.
Even if America could go, if America went using technology that was made
available from me and they let me fall after having blocked Golden Age and
targeted me, the disgrace would be incomprehensible. America could never hold
its head high among the nations of the world. The only way that America can
go into space again using any of the technologies that I have released is by
making things right with me and with Golden Age. Otherwise any journeys into
space using the technologies I have released would be seen as great shame by
other countries. America in disgrace.
America needs to redeem itself and fast. There is only one way that America
could go to Mars now and hold its head high. That is if it helps launch
Golden Age. Get help to me immediately and then set up the bank that I wrote
about. Fund the bulk of it. No strings attached. Let me do my job.
I said that I would not reconsider my stand on America and Mars before 2033.
But we do need to bury the hatchet. If America dug deep enough to make things
right, then America could go to Mars with head held high. Get in the Race.
The Race to Mars should be with everyone starting together. Other nations
have already begun. France, Germany and Japan have already started working on
this. I do not know about the others. For the Race to be fair Ireland should
be able to start at the same time as the others. If Ireland is beaten because
we lost months because of being blocked while others get an early start in
the race, this will be seen as disgrace. It affects everyone because the race
is then not fair. We need to go now.
It is within your power to bring us to the brink of nuclear war in order to
block Golden Age. This is the path we have been on for quite some time.
Please reconsider.
Maybe, just maybe Golden Age might be a better option.
Pleased wake up. And I mean it. It is like talking to a fucking cabbage. I
can’t get through to you. But maybe my brother Niall can talk to you more
easily.
The next move is yours. Nuclear war. Or Golden Age. It shouldn’t take a
genius.
Maybe you’d better talk to my brother.
Spokes & Buckling – Part I
It is true that in what I wrote above I have given my brother a bit of a clip
on the ear. Let me explain that.
I am Enlightened. My brother is not. I set Jedi standards. My brother is
still a muggle. I am qualified to negotiate at the highest levels. My brother
is not qualified to be an Ambassador. Not to me. Not by the standards I set.
If we get this wrong then it could go to war. Not from my side, but America
has been trying to take me out for years. If we get it right then it could
help heal the rift that has happened and help launch Golden Age. It could
help America with Mars. Help all of us with Mars. So the stakes couldn’t be
higher. Golden Age hangs in the balance. The stakes couldn’t be higher.
Bottom line is that my brother is not ready. Not for a role at that level. So
if things go ahead I have to get him ready overnight. Which does mean a kick
up the arse. Niall doesn’t listen. He doesn’t take things in. I need to give
him a clip on the ear to knock his ego down a few notches. Otherwise he has
no hope of being able to be in that role, if it goes ahead.
It might not seem like it, but I am trying to help him. This is school and
class is in progress. Part of that is a wake-up call for my brother.
Hey, Niall, pop quiz: do you recognise this language? What do you think?
Arabic? Swahili? Hindu? Wake up, Niall! If things go ahead you will need to
learn Irish fast. Or you won’t be
able to talk to the team back in Ireland.
Hello – le Adele as
Gaeilge
Day 5 December
Rite of Passage
Still here.
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Supergirl
– Extended “Wonder Woman” Promo
The Irish Space Agency – Part I
Star Trek - The Irish in
Space
Rite of Passage – Part I
It was supposed to be Golden Age. I’m trying to figure out where it all went
horribly wrong.
Shaun of the Dead – Don’t
stop me now
Rite of Passage – Part II
Shaun of the Dead
Rite of Passage – Part III
One path is Duality. This path
leads to Jedi. When Yin and Yang are in Balance to a deep enough depth, one
can achieve the Force. The Tao. This is the secret to the power of the Jedi.
The Balance. Duality. The Tao. The Force.
The Return of the Jedi
The other path leads to ...
“This is Robert’s mom. Has anyone seen
Robert?”
“Oh, he said he was going down to that new nightclub that has just opened.”
“New nightclub?”
“Something about a new job he’s got. As someone called Priscilla.”
Priscilla, Queen of the
Desert – I’ve never been to me
Captain Love – Part I
Let’s try that again, shall we? This time in Duality.
The Mask
of Zorro - Trailer
The Irish Space Agency – Part II
When I was born my parents wanted to call me Brian. That is true.
But then they changed their minds and called me Ciarán.
He’s Not The Messiah – The
Life of Brian
Brian’s mother was a man and women of his time sometimes wore beards and went
around as men.
I guess it was an early form of Duality.
Life of Brian – Loretta
Now, how about we try this again? America, wake up and invite me to America
to launch Golden Age. Hurry up! Clock’s ticking!
Bulletproof Monk Trailer
If all goes ahead people
will be meeting me soon. So I guess I’d better help prepare people for
meeting me. I’m not quite what people might expect.
I am something of a basket case. That’s probably the first thing to know
about me. The war with the Borg has taken a toll, psychologically and
emotionally as well as physically. 2013 was the worst year for me. But the
first few months of 2015 were a real low point too. The Borg can normally
kill instantly through the implants. In my case I have a very high immunity.
They cannot kill me that way. The Borg are also highly adept at torturing
through the implants. I can protect against this to a certain extent but in
early 2015 they got past my defences. Every day for about 80 days I was
tortured by the Borg, via the implants. For a couple of hours a day, every
day. The rest of the time I was able to put up some defence against it.
I never recovered from what happened. I went quiet, very quiet for a long
time. I barely spoke but the screaming never stopped in my head. And angry.
Always angry. It was only when I began to write seriously as Gráinne later
that year that I slowly started to pull out of it. Writing as Gráinne was
cathartic. I had gone quiet, very quiet over what had happened. But Gráinne
gave me a voice. I could not speak but I could write. Most days I wrote. I
have written for years, written prolifically for these past three years. And
slowly, the more I write, the more I get the screaming under control in my
head.
When people meet me I am a basket case. I just am. Please take that into
account when you meet me. I am a basket case.
There’s Always a Way Out
This was me almost every day for those three months. Martin watched cartoons
to help lift himself. Because if you don’t laugh you cry.
Lethal Weapon – See You
Later
The screaming never stops.
Sometimes it is greater and sometimes it is less. But the screaming never
stops.
The Hulk
Three times have I killed myself. Three times. But then the next day I wake
up and there is life in me again. It is the strangest thing. I have walked
into the light and returned so many times that I just believe I cannot die.
No matter what happens to me. Even when I try to kill myself I still keep
coming back.
With our minds we create reality. If you believe something enough it will
come to pass. I just believe that nothing can kill me. This belief came from
what happened to me when I was three and a half years old, because if I could
survive that then I could survive anything. This belief has then been
strengthened by surviving a number of impossible injuries, most notably those
received in the Matrix. I believe it so much that even when I try to kill
myself I can’t. I may kill myself. But then I just come back again. But with
new injuries. Still alive, but with new injuries.
Groundhog Day
That is why I need to be
Gráinne. It helps. It just does.
Diana Ross - Chain
Reaction
If you don’t laugh you cry. My body may be broken on the outside, but inside
I’m always dancing.
Guardians of the Galaxy
Vol. 2 Opening Scene | Dancing Baby Groot
It’s tough being a Superhero. It just is.
The Incredibles
But I reckon it would be
easier if I became a woman Superhero. I just think the boots and stockings
would help.
Supergirl
– Extended “Wonder Woman” Promo
Donald Trump, every day I am picking off collaborators in America. The
Pentagon and NSA should have confirmed this to you.
People are dying, Donald. But that is nothing compared to how many will die
if the dead-lock is not broken. If the dead-lock is not broken then we all die. Every microsecond we delay
brings us closer to annihilation. We are OUT OF TIME.
You will not invite me over to America, Donald. But you cannot protect
yourself that way. Let me spell it out for you, Donald. If you do not invite me over then I will kill
you. I do not need the Borg implants for that. I can kill you psychically
from here. Instantly. If you do
invite me over then I may let you live.
Invite me over. Remove the block and allow Golden Age to go ahead. Do it now.
Instantly. You are out of time, Donald. We are all out of time. Do it now. Break the dead-lock.
The Tower – Part I
If I am compromised, Donald, then it is over for humanity. I am the only one
with the knowledge to survive what is coming. Therefore if anyone threatens
me I consider that a threat against Golden Age and against humanity. In which
case I will instantly kill that person, for I will not allow humanity to be
threatened.
If when I come over to America anyone points a gun at me, Donald, then I will
immediately kill that person. Just after I kill you. My reaction time is impossibly
fast and my precognition is supernatural. If a sniper points a gun at me from
any distance, I instantly kill him just after I kill you. Big boy’s rules,
Donald. If you pick up a gun then it is big boy’s rules. So invite me over
but do not pick up a gun. No-one hassles me, no-one tries to detain me,
no-one tries to question me and no-one points a weapon at me. We do this
without weapons.
Am I a threat, Donald? If I am threatened then you are damn right I am a
threat. The answer is to not
threaten. I am no threat unless
threatened.
Invite me over. Be a man about it and prioritise the safety of humanity over
trying to protect your ass. Just invite me over.
Right now. We are out of time.
Johnny Cash – Hurt
I am Daniel Jackson. My
life had to be destroyed to become Daniel Jackson. America played a big part
in destroying my life. But I want to bury the hatchet. Break the dead-lock,
Donald. Allow me to trigger Golden Age. Stop blocking finances to me. Get on
board with Golden Age. Break the alliance with the Small Greys.
The war should be with the Borg. Not between America and me. End this war
now.
Daniel Jackson – Hurt
Daniel Jackson achieved Ascension. As did I.
Time now for a bit of physics. This will involve a bit of String Theory. Now
I know that people might think String Theory is a little bit boring, but
please do try to follow along. You might find that String Theory is not quite
as boring as you once thought.
Naughty things on a train
Symmetry – Part I
Symmetry
Restoration & How I Became an X-Man – Part I
The Mind of God – Part I
Phenomenon
Symmetry
Restoration at Higher Harmonics – Part I
The Nth Degree
The Speed of Light –
Part I
As we go up in Symmetry (Symmetry
Restoration) the laws of physics become less restrictive
As we go down in Symmetry (Symmetry Breaking) the laws of
physics become more restrictive
Day 6 December
Rite of Passage
All Ranks, Rank of Man or Woman,
Knight or Warrior, Dancer or Musician, Scientist or Engineer, Pilot or
University Student, Jedi or X-Man, all
Ranks have an associated Rite of Passage. A new Rank cannot
be obtained without having had Rite of Passage. In some way, shape or form.
That is the way it works. That is the way it has always worked since the
first men that walked on this Earth.
One of the key reasons why there are so few Real Men and Real Women in the
world, so few Knights and Warriors, so few people of high Rank, is because
Rite of Passage is no longer respected. It is not done. Not properly. Often
not at all. Most men go through their entire lives without achieving Rank of
Man, the most basic Rank, because they have never had Rite of Passage as a
Man. Unthinkable, unthinkable in
Golden Age. For any to not have achieved Rank of Man, Woman, Knight or
Warrior in Golden Age would be unthinkable.
Expect Rite of Passage to be coming up again and again in my documents. This
is a key concept that I wish to introduce for Golden Age.
Avatar - Rite of Passage
All Ranks are associated with understanding something. Something is
understood. Not simply at the head level. But in one’s gut, in ones dan tien. One’s belly. One just gets something. For a person to truly
have Rank in any particular area, this must be in place. An understanding, a
knowing. Like Curly. He holds Rank.
City Slickers – One Thing
Let me let you in on a little secret. Having Rank is just like being in love.
No-one can tell you you’re in love, you just know it. Through and through.
Balls to bones. If someone has Rank of Man, he just knows it. Balls to bones.
He knows it inside. It comes from within. If someone has Rank of Knight he
just knows it. Inside. Balls to bones. If he does not know it, if he does not know it in his belly, his gut, his dan tien then he does not hold that
Rank.
The Matrix Oracle Scene
Neo was not ready. Not then. Not when he met the Oracle. Something needed to
fall into place for him first. The Oracle knew this. She knew that he would
achieve it, achieve that Rank. But something needed to fall into place first.
Something did fall into place for
Neo. That is when he knew. In his
gut. In his belly. In his dan tien.
When he knew, in that instant he
achieved the Rank.
The Matrix “He is the One”
I hold Rank of Man and of
Knight. Actually of high-ranking Knight. I hold Rank of Warrior and of
Dragon. And I hold Rank not only of Enlightenment but also of the Tao. How do
I know? I just know. Through and through. Balls to bones.
The Last Airbender – Flow
like Water
Kyle Reese is a Man. Real Man. He is Knight. Powerful Knight. In this there
is no question.
Kyle Reese & Sarah
Connor – Crosses
But when things happened between Kyle Reese and Sarah Connor, it was Sarah
who initiated. It was Sarah who made the move. It was Sarah who led in the
kiss. And, once they found their groove, it was Sarah who was on top.
Instinctively between them they knew that it was more natural for Sarah to
lead. Sarah on top. Kyle on his back. Sarah leading.
The Terminator – Sarah
& Kyle
When Sarah asked Kyle to describe her son, he said that John had her eyes.
I’ve always known that I have a woman’s eyes. It is the only part of me that
is physically female. But for me it is the most important part, for the eyes
are the windows to the soul. To what is inside. If there is just one part of
my body, my physical body, that I would want to be female, it is my eyes.
The rest of my body may be physically male, but I have the eyes of a woman.
That is important to me.
Few men truly understand what it is to be a Man. Many confuse aggression with
Manhood. Attitude. In-Your-Face. Controlling. Someone who puts other people
down. Someone who takes advantage of others. Someone who is disrespectful.
Very few men understand what it truly means to be a Man.
So let me give an example of someone doing it right. Of any clip that I can think of, none captures the energy
of Knight better than this one. Tom Selleck exudes Knight in this clip. Note
the absence of aggression. The absence of attitude. Notice how inclusive he is, how present he is with the Aborigines. How
respectful. Tom Selleck exudes a power in this clip, and like all true power
that power comes from inside. True
male power comes from a place of quiet, understated confidence. From within.
To any who think that manhood is to do with aggression or attitude, watch and
learn. Watch and learn. This is Rank of Knight.
Quigley Down Under – A Day
With the Aborigines
Now, please invite me over to America.
Crocodile Dundee – Trailer
When I come over I don’t want to meet suits. Mr. Slates with pin-strip suits
and pink ties. I can’t talk to those guys. I’d just stand staring at them
like they had two heads. Bring me over but let me talk to Knights. Let me
talk to Superman. To Wonder Woman. To Supergirl. To SG-1. To Quigley Down
Under. Let me talk to Kirk and Picard. (I know that Picard is English, but if
we are to get America on track for Mars then we need Picard.) Let me talk to
Kyle Reese and Sarah Connor. What’s Spiderman up to these days?
Bring me over to America, but please keeps the suits away from me. Let me
talk to Superman, to Tom Selleck, to Wonder Woman.
What would we talk about? Real Men, Real Women, Knights and Warriors.
Launching Golden Age. And getting America on track for the Race to Mars. With
head held high.
That’s if I can talk to Superman, Tom Selleck and Wonder Woman. If I talk to
the suits then we are all fucked.
Wonder Woman
Invite me to America and
let’s get America back on track for Mars.
Galaxy Quest - Opening
But I warn you, America
will face stiff competition from me.
Star Trek V: The Final
Frontier – Trailer
“If you ask me, and you haven’t, I
think this is a terrible idea. We’re bound to run into Ciarán.”
Klingon Course 16: Qetlop
But we won’t be speaking in Klingon. We’ll be speaking something else.
Hello – le Adele as
Gaeilge
I am a Knight. I am here to compete. Who will meet my challenge?
A Knight’s Tale
Who will meet my challenge?
Monkey
Time now for some more physics.
Warp Core Mechanics – Part I
No-one believes me when I say that I am Zefram Cochrane.
But it’s actually true.
Zefram Cochrane
Tritanium – Part I
Young Frankenstein flipped
trailer
Men as Women in the
Future
Reprogramming
using Sex in the Future
Internalised
Orgasms in the Future
The Future
Zoolander
Anytime we put something
new in our minds we are being reprogrammed. It is simply a case of being
careful about what we put in our
minds.
Zoolander – Brainwash
The clock is ticking,
Trump. I have just wiped 400 billion off the American economy. I have sent
you the information that will allow you to verify this.
Break the deadlock you useless cunt. Or I level the American economy. We are
on the brink of annihilation. I will level America rather than let humanity
come to annihilation. Wake up you cunt. This is going to go downhill fast if
you don’t fucking wake up! Useless cunt!
To those in the Pentagon, this should be real simple. If there is a conflict
between serving your President and serving your country, serve your country.
That should be fucking obvious. If your President is collaborating with the
enemy then shoot the cunt! Wake the fuck up!
Will someone just sort that cunt out and invite me to America. Fast! We are
out of FUCKING TIME!
Don’t you get it? WE ARE OUT OF FUCKING TIME! Now either the deadlock is
broken or I will have no choice but to level America. WAKE THE FUCK UP!
We are at fucking war with the Borg and America is fucking around. WAKE UP!
We are out of fucking time. If the deadlock is not broken by tomorrow
morning, I escalate.
Day 7 December
The Balance
Donald Trump, this approach is not helping America. Or humanity. Please
reconsider your approach.
Monty Python and the Holy
Grail - The Black Knight
Please invite me to America
to trigger Golden Age.
Supergirl
– Extended “Wonder Woman” Promo
Trump, I’ve put the 400 billion back in the American economy. Yesterday I
sent you information to let you verify that that money had indeed been lost.
Now I am sending you the information to allow you to verify that it has been
put back. It will now be seen as a software glitch in your banking computers.
Please wake up. Those nations that go Golden Age will rise. Those that do not
will fall. It is not just America that you block from rising. You block
Ireland and everyone else. I want to rise. Others do to. You block my country
as you block all other countries. Please wake up.
There are many who wish to rise. Please do not block them from doing so.
The Shuttle – Lift
versus Thrust
Who in Germany is ready to go to Mars?
Madeline Kahn Blazing
Saddles
Buongiorno! Who will join in this Race to Mars?
America doesn’t appear to be interested. Is anyone else in? It may not have
been economically viable before, but the more technology I release the more
viable it becomes. And not just technology. Economics, management, design
methodology, education, linguistics and other areas. Why linguistics? Many
reasons. One is strength of culture which also ties in to strength of
economy. Another is communication and international cooperation. Leadership,
communication and cooperation are all important factors in the upcoming Race
to Mars. Every day it is becoming more and more viable. For more and more
countries. Who is interested in Golden Age?
Star Trek – Gli android
del Dottor Korby
Chi
è interessato ad andare a Marte?
Do you
speak...Italian?
I need to launch Golden Age and set up a Space Agency in Ireland. Why do I
need to be Taoiseach?
This is why I need to be Taoiseach:
Relationship Advice: How To
Ask A Girl Out | The Young Offenders
One of the first things I will do when I get in as Taoiseach is get that shit
off the air.
This shit too. This shit has no place in this country. No place.
Love / Hate
Do you know what
really scares me? The thought that a French person or a German or an Italian
might one day see this shit and think “This
is Ireland”. Do you know what scares me even more? The thought that they
could be right. No fucking way! Get me in as Taoiseach and I will sort that
shit out so fast you won’t believe it.
I don’t know who the fuck these guys think they are. But they are not Irish.
The first attempt to launch Golden Age in
2013 failed
Every
successive attempt has also failed.
Gandalf goes to the World
Cup
So it’s back to basics. So
that this time we get it right.
A change is in order.
Carnival na nGaedheal -
GAA ar son na Gaeilge
Get me in as
Taoiseach and I will trigger the greatest Golden Age in history.
The Cat and the Moon
Get me in as Taoiseach and I will launch the Race to Mars.
Frau Farbissina: Countdown
To Mars and beyond.
Zefram Cochrane Warp
Flight
I’m ready. Are you?
Austin Powers back to 1969
“Yes, Mr. Slate?”
“Ciarán, I will design a spaceship to go into space!”
“Good luck with that one, Mr. Slate. Careful when plugging in the kettle.”
Apollo 13 – Houston, We
Have a Problem
“Gráinne.”
“Yes, Aoife?”
“Plasma injectors are on-line. Nacelles are charged and ready. Warp field is
looking good. Structural integrity is holding.”
“Good Aoife! On my mark...”
“Sweet Jesus! What the fuck was that!?”
“Who was that, Gráinne?”
“Oh, that was just Mr. Slate, looking out the window of Apollo 18.”
This is very, very simple Donald Trump. The Borg know now that the Resistance
is based on Earth. They know now that I am the Mastermind in the war against
them. The only thing that is preventing the immediate annihilation of Earth
is the Treaty, which I negotiated in over three years of extremely hostile
negotiations.
I was able to get that Treaty in because of a Master Virus that I infected
the Borg with some years back. If the conditions of the Treaty are violated
then this allows penalty clauses against whoever violated the Treaty. The
Borg are not allowed to attack Earth directly now. Not unless the Treaty
permits it.
There is a condition in the Treaty that if I am compromised financially it
removes the block preventing a Borg attack. The instant that I am compromised
financially the Borg will detonate a Borg weapon resulting in the annihilation
of all life on Earth. I put this clause in to the Treaty to force the hand of
the collaborators. You see we’re all going to die anyway if the deadlock is
not broken. This is a certainty. So we have nothing to lose. At least this
way there is a chance to force the hand of the collaborators and break free
of the Borg.
Trump, to say that I am on the edge financially is an understatement. I have
released knowledge worth trillions to humanity, knowledge incalculable in
it’s worth. Some of this is knowledge that America tried to assassinate me
over. Knowledge that America killed quite a number of others over to try to
put pressure on me, including children. Do you really think that you can just
take my research while letting me fall, and then have America use this
research like nothing has happened?
You disgrace your country Donald, but I would hope, like with the
Young Offenders and Love/Hate in Ireland, that you are not representative of
the majority of Americans.
There is another clause in the Treaty. I can break the deadlock with a full
nuclear strike against America. But only
in this way if America does not break the deadlock from its side. This clause
comes from the deal that Barack Obama made with the Small Greys in 2013. He
knew that the instant I found out that it was he who had betrayed humanity, I
would take him out. So he made a deal with the Small Greys to protect himself
and other key collaborators, to prevent me from taking them out. There is
however a loop-hole in the deal that was made by him. It is still possible
for me to take out the collaborators and to break the deadlock. But only by a
full nuclear strike.
So here is the deal, Trump. If the issue is forced I will without hesitation
launch a full nuclear strike against America rather than allow the
annihilation of all life on Earth. We are right at the edge of that point
now, Trump. Break the deadlock. Get me money fast and invite me to America.
To trigger the Golden Age that America has been blocking for almost six
years. America will foot the bill.
It is after morning here in Ireland and still you have not acted to break the
deadlock. So here is what I am going to do.
I’m giving you just a short while, not more than about an hour, to make
contact and break the deadlock. Otherwise I release the information to allow
governments around the world to take down Microsoft. It would have been
preferable if America had of come clean with other nations about its global
hacking program with the NSA and Microsoft. This would have been a far better
option. Far better if it had come from America. However it seems abundantly
clear that America will not do the right thing. Which forces the issue.
You have about an hour, Trump.
Trump, time’s up.
How to Take Down Microsoft
– Part I
The Water Margin
I am John Connor. Microsoft is not the main driver behind Skynet, but they
are involved. The global NSA/Microsoft hacking program is a preliminary phase
of Skynet. NSA, consider this an opening move. There is a storm coming. That
storm is John Connor.
The Fugitive
If the deadlock is broken then I will be meeting people soon. If the deadlock
is not broken then we all die anyway. So let’s just say that the deadlock
will be broken. In which case I’ll be meeting people soon.
It is appropriate then that I give some more information about myself, for my
story does affect others. Actually, all. So I’ll give a little more.
Why did I do it? War with the Borg I mean. Some of the crazy things that I
have done. Why did I do it?
Taming Toruk
It’s a difficult one to explain. It’s to do with what the Borg did to me.
Let’s just say that they really, really pissed me off. I need to kill them
all. I just do. Every last fucking one of them. I just need to bring them to
extinction. I will not rest until every last fucking one of those Small Grey
bastards has been wiped out. Normally people think that genocide is a bad
thing. But when it comes to the Small Greys, I love genocide. Absolutely love
it. No matter how many of the fuckers I kill, it is never enough.
And you know what – every one of us in the Resistance feels the same.
You’d have to know to Borg to understand.
I have a sense to play this clip, but I’m not sure why. It’s to do with the
Resistance. It just feels appropriate somehow.
Kelly’s Heroes
I would consider Colonel
Claus von Stauffenberg a contender for the greatest German of all time. As to
why, that would take some telling for there is a story in this. But I would
say that there is a parallel. If you understand why it is that Claus did what
he did, then this goes some way to explaining why I did what I did.
Valkyrie
Let me start with a discussion of implants. One cannot understand the war
with the Borg without understanding implants, so let me say something about
them now.
The Neural Transceiver – Part I
According to the Borg databases that I have hacked, no-one in the history of
the Borg Empire has ever been able to resist assimilation. Not since the
earliest days of the Empire. Until me. My background is highly unusual and I
have spent a life-time developing the power of my mind. Once I achieved the
Tao in 2012 I had the power to break through. To break the control of the
Borg on my mind. The first in history to do so, since the earliest days of
the Borg Empire. I am still the only one that can resist it.
In early 2013 I became obsessed with the Quest for the One Ring. One Ring to
Rule them All. I was convinced that it existed. One Master Computer. One
Controlling computer. If such a computer existed, infecting that computer
would take down the Borg.
In 2013 a task force was set up by me to find the One Ring, the One Master
controlling computer. To find it and destroy it. This computer exists. It
took us over a year to find it, but we did. And we’ve been trying to destroy
it ever since. With some success I might add. We have a partial destruction
on it.
There were nine of us in the task force that I set up in 2013. I did not
think anything of the number at the time. I just set up the task force. But
we were nine in number. This is true.
The Fellowship of the Ring
The Borg have thrown everything at trying to assimilate my mind. I have
developed all sorts of coping strategies to counter it. For example I think
now almost exclusively in terms of symbolic imagery, stories, metaphors and
analogies, for this is much more difficult for the Borg to assimilate. I
balance my mind internally with a psychic form of synaesthesia, almost like
balancing music in my head. This gives me strong defences against the Borg
which they find difficult to counter.
The Shawshank Redemption
Opera Scene
This is one of the most
powerful defences that I have against the Borg.
The Power of Hope in the Midst
of Difficulties
It takes enormous effort to maintain control of my mind, but I have a
phenomenally powerful mind, one which I have spent a life-time training.
Every now and again I do lose it though. Moments when I lose control. It is
then a struggle to regain control, which I do. But I can have moments when I
lose it.
Picard handles Sarek’s
emotions
I am a basket case. I just am. People need to understand that when they meet
me. Years of fighting the Borg have made me a little bit quirky. They are
coping strategies. They are however extremely effective. For years I have
smashed the Borg. I have killed numbers beyond imagining of them, mostly by
taking down network after network. For years I have done this and I am still
alive. Every day for years the Borg have tried to kill me, yet I am still
alive. So what I am doing is working. I am very, very effective at what I do.
Guardians of the Galaxy
Vol. 2 Opening Scene | Dancing Baby Groot
I am John Connor.
Day 8 December
Groundhog Day – Same-O, Same-O
The screaming in my head never stops. I just learn to control it, that’s all.
Most of the time I can. Kind of.
The Hulk (2003) –
Theatrical Trailer
I have over four thousand hours of combat in the Matrix. Countless missions
over the years. But often the biggest problem isn’t the mission. It’s getting
out. Finding an exit. When in the Matrix your mind is locked into that
reality. Your physical body may be here but your physical Doppelganger in the
Matrix is also real, and your consciousness is split between the two. The
bulk of your conscious awareness is with your Doppelganger, in the Matrix.
You are only peripherally aware of your body here on Earth.
In 2014 I was on a mission. The Borg blocked the exit. Myself and two others,
a man and a woman, both very high ranking Resistance members, were blocked from
returning. The Borg couldn’t kill us but they could torture us. It was an
impossible situation to get out of. Absolutely impossible. But we did.
What happened that day is shown is this clip. It is real. It happened. Pretty
much exactly as is depicted in this clip, except with Sentinels rather than
with people. All three of us got out. You want to know why I am a basket
case? It’s incidents like this.
I am Martin Riggs.
Lethal Weapon – Torture
So what do you do when that happens? You just deal with it, that’s all.
Guardians of the Galaxy
Vol. 2 Opening Scene | Dancing Baby Groot
Strumpfhose
– Part I
Supergirl
Now, who’s ready for the
Race to Mars?
Austin Powers – The Spy
Who Shagged Me | Moon Base
Geodesic Domes – Part V
Star Wars – Special
Edition
Still no contact. No money. No nothing. But you know what – I have The Will To Do It. I do not have the
money to pay basic bills but I’m going to Mars anyway. I will find a way. I
will set up the Irish Space Agency. We are going to Mars. The Race to Mars
will go ahead whether we join in it or not. I mean to be a part of it. I mean
to lead it. For the eyes of the world now look into space. To the moon and to
Mars beyond. My leadership in science and industry, my hopes for peace and
security, my obligations to Ireland and to Golden Age all require Ireland to
make this effort. The mysteries are already solved. We just need to go now.
There are no hazards in space for me. Not even when I plug in the kettle.
That is solved. I choose to go to Mars. I choose to go to Mars and to build
the first Irish-speaking colony and pub on Mars. Before anyone else gets
there. Not because it is easy. But because it is effortless. For me anyway.
People can have no idea how easy this is for me.
We Choose to go to the
Moon
Are there none who can
challenge me? Will no-one meet my challenge?
Goldberg's strength
America may have given up.
But I have not given up on America.
Crocodile Dundee – Trailer
To Go or Not To Go to America. I want to go. You see, Ciarán only here to
help.
George of the Jungle –
Bridge Swing
Unless I miss my guess, Germany is going. If America wants to go then you’re
going to need to talk to me. Time is a factor. A critical factor. Please make
the call. Let me talk to Superman. Or Wonder Woman. Or MacGyver. Or
Spiderman. If I can talk to the right people we can get this Race on the
road.
Please talk to me. Otherwise the next words spoken on Mars, after Irish,
could be German. When they arrive in second place in Gráinne’s Irish bar for
a few pints of Guinness after their long trip. We’ll have some weissbier in
stock too. Plus a few bottles of wine for when the French arrive. Maybe some
sake too – the bar will be well stocked. We’ll also serve pizza.
To Go or Not To Go to Mars? Was denkst du?
Supergirl
I am here to compete. Who
will meet my challenge?
A Knight’s Tale
Is there no-one can stand against me?
Gladiator
Billions of people going about their lives. Oblivious. Please wake up. Make
the phone call. We don’t have a lot of time.
I woke up. You can too.
They Live – Sunglasses
Pentagon, it’s Morpheus. I don’t know if you are ready to see what I want to
show you, but unfortunately you and I have run out of time. Please wake up.
Neo’s New Year Phonecall
I will be speaking to others, Pentagon. This is just a courtesy call to see
if you are also interested in coming in.
Matrix – Frau in Rot
No? Well, I just thought I’d check anyway.
If the Pentagon isn’t interested (the White House certainly isn’t), then
maybe I’ll see if the Air Force is interested in waking up.
These guys were invited in by America. Interested in knowing more about them?
Then talk to me.
Independence Day - Speech
We are on a countdown to First Contact in seventeen years time. A number of
other species in our area of space have been assimilated to a greater degree
than humanity. Their home planets have all been destroyed. Within these
species there are members of the Resistance. I woke the first of them up in
2013. Unimatrix Zero. I solved Warp Drive on the 22nd of March,
2015. My designs were verified by Resistance members of these different
species who I am in daily contact with via the implants. I know how to build
Warp Drive. This unlocks the conditions for First Contact. First Contact was
blocked in 2015. The schedule has been pushed right back. The next window for
First Contact is seventeen year’s time. It will be made with me.
The extra time does allow us to do things a little differently. Once the
deadlock is broken they will be able to get information on their languages to
me. This information has already been sent to Earth. It is now held by the
human Resistance members in Ireland. However I cannot access this information
until the blocks are removed. These languages are within the vocal range of
humans. I am Daniel Jackson. I will have a number of years to learn these
languages. First Contact may be years behind schedule. But it does give a little
more time to prepare.
It was me who brought these different peoples of different species together
in the Resistance. It is my task to set up the Federation. We prepare for the
next phase of war with the Borg. We prepare to set up the Federation.
Klingon Course 16: Qetlop
I could
call the different species A, B, C and D. But I have to give them names, so I
call them Klingons, Romulans, Na’vi (who are also Andorians) and Vulcans. The
others I don’t have names for yet. My main contact in the Klingons is a guy I
call Worf. I don’t know what his real name is. I only know him about two
years. The others I will introduce as we go along.
M-Class Planets – Part I
Conspiracy Theory –
Trailer
I’ve been working on my
computer design for years. It is designed to not only resist assimilation,
but to resist all hacking. A
computer that cannot be hacked by the NSA or Microsoft. One which guarantees
the privacy of your e-mails. No-one else can read your private mail. Not even
Google. My computers are designed to resist viruses, to counter spam, to
counter people intruding on your privacy. And no Artificial Intelligence.
The problems that other people have with their computers will not be
experienced with mine. As soon as the blocks are removed and I get access to
resources, I will start to build them.
Hitler phones an Indian
call centre
The Quantum Drive Engine
In December 2014 I took a bullet from an American sniper while walking in the
woods of Glendalough, Co. Wicklow, here in Ireland. It was over my research
in physics. It should have been impossible to survive, but then again I am an
X-Man. America has tried to kill me many times these past number of years but
I am very, very hard to kill. America, why not try a change in approach? We
are out of time. Please wake up.
Stayin’ Alive
The Pentagon knew when they
ordered my assassination that it was me who found Bin Laden. Just as they
knew that it was me who had prevented nuclear war in America in 2013. The
Pentagon knew this when they ordered my assassination. They just didn’t give
a shit.
The
Peacemaker
I am stone-age. I do physics and I design Warp Core.
But I live stone-age.
It’s a Duality thing. I lead a simple life. Part of that is that I’m much
more comfortable barefoot. I used to run barefoot. And I have been known to
wander off barefoot from time to time. I’m just not that keen on shoes.
As a woman
I may be different. But as a man I am stone-age.
This
barefoot is seen with the hobbits. And Fred Flintstone. And John McClane.
I am John McClane.
Die Hard
Ciarán the Nine Fingered
Ciarán the White
When is anyone ever going to make me Taoiseach?
Bollywood
Ye just don’t get it. Ye just don’t.
Star Trek Voyager Scorpion
Intro
Trump you sorry cunt. You cannot protect your ass by ignoring me. You would
sacrifice America, humanity and Golden Age rather than do the right thing.
Now I am telling you you cunt that I will trigger a massive nuclear strike
against America rather than let the Borg weapon detonate. We are out of
fucking time. I can read the conditions of the block in the Borg computers.
It is linked in to you. To break the block you must make the decision to
break your alliance with the Small Greys. That’s one part. Simply making the
decision will unlock that part with the Borg computers. They will pick up
that decision instantly.
The second part is that contact must be made with me to break the deadlock. I
have managed to extend the time before the nuclear strike, but according to
what I’m looking at in the Borg computers I don’t see how I could extend this
past Monday morning, possibly Sunday (tomorrow) afternoon. Now I am telling
you you fucking cunt that you are going to break this deadlock and allow
Golden Age. There is only one fucking reason that you are blocking Golden Age
now you cunt. It is to try to save your own fucking ass. That is why you will
not invite me to America. Take me very, very seriously you cunt. Make the
call. Break the deadlock. Invite me to America. Let me trigger Golden Age.
You may have noticed that Microsoft is now in trouble. Google is also in
trouble because of reading people’s emails. That is a no-no in Golden Age.
The pharmaceuticals are going down. D-Wave is Cyberdyne systems. They are in
serious trouble. In 2014 they announced a new quantum chip. Except that they
didn’t develop that chip. They stole it from Dublin in 2013, from a team that
I set up. That chip was based on my work. They stole my research and used it
to start building Skynet.
There is a chance to trigger Golden Age you fucking idiot. America could go
to Mars in the Race if things were done right. But you fuck up America and
everything else over your fucking ego.
America could still go Golden Age. It is really down now to one fucking cunt
who blocks. Because he will not make the call. He will not break his alliance
with the Small Greys. He will go to nuclear war rather than back down over
his fucking ego.
Take me very fucking seriously you fucking cunt. We have a chance for Golden
Age but we are on the brink of nuclear war. For no reason other than you are
being a fucking asshole. Wake up! If the deadlock is not broken then I will
have no choice but to trigger the nuclear strike. What the fuck is wrong with
you! Why are you so fucking adamant in blocking Golden Age? Why will you not
allow America to go to Mars?
Break the deadlock. Make the call. We are right on the brink of nuclear war.
Make the fucking call you cunt.
I will add something else here. Last night I picked up on an American
assassin who had been ordered to kill me. I picked up on it once the order
was given. I came in via the implants and had a word with him and with the
superior officer who ordered it. They stood down. No-one was hurt. Ultimately
however the order was given by Trump.
Trump, I am not allowed by Treaty to take you out except in certain
circumstances. But I will say that this has been noted. You will be contacted
this night by members of the Resistance. Via the implants. They wish to have
a word.
Your attempt to take me out
was simply an attempt to save your own ass. You would sacrifice America and
Golden Age to do that. You would sacrifice us all just to try to save your
own ass.
When my brother Niall reads this, Niall, forget what I said about being a
contact to Trump. That isn’t going to happen now. We had a critical moment. A
decision. Golden Age or something else. Trump chose something else. We’re
just going to have to take it one step at a time now.
X2: We’re Here To Stay
Warp
Drive - Part I
GAA BEO | Beo anois ar TG4
Hello and welcome to Golden Age Updates
It seems that
we have reports of someone with plans to build a spaceship in Ireland to go
to Mars. Unconfirmed reports are that he intends to build a secret
underground base using his tunnelling technology.
D’Unbelievables -
Crimebusters
Day 9 December
Groundhog Day – Is it tomorrow yet?
Star Trek Irish Edition
People need to start
getting ready. I’m ready. Are you?
Star Trek Irish Class
Ready?
Ja, wir sind ready! Wir sind fertig! Mars, sehr schnell! Raus!
Supergirl
Achtung!
Mars, ja sehr gut! Sehr schnell!
Galaxy Quest
Great! That puts Germany as
a major contender for second place. After Ireland. German is certainly a
major contender. For second place.
Richthofen’s Flying Circus
Who feels that they might be in contention for third place?
A Knight’s Tale
Is there no-one can stand
against me?
Sometimes down is up. I’ve
been saying that for years. Sometimes you have to go backwards to go
forwards. America started a war. Don’t they want to help me end it?
Star Trek Discovery
We don’t have a lot of time.
On Seeing Clearly – Part I
Sometimes one has to go backwards to go forwards.
To know where you
are going, understand where you have come from
Learn from the mistakes of
history. Learn from what has happened. So that these mistakes are no longer
repeated.
Golden Age is about to be lost. Instead we face Armageddon. Because some
stupid fuck will not back down over his ego. He would deny America Golden
Age. He would block Mars for America. He would take us to nuclear war. Rather
than do the right thing for his country and humanity.
Your foundations are wrong Trump. Actually, there are no foundations. Know thyself, Trump. Recognise when
you are totally fucking incompetent. And then stop blocking Golden Age and
bringing us to nuclear war because your head is so far up your arse.
To those around Trump, just ignore the cunt and make contact with me. Make
contact and get me basic funds. This breaks the deadlock and stands down
nuclear war. Then we can talk. In the meantime I am moving you back to DEFCON
2. We don’t have a lot of time.
WarGames
Make the fucking call.
I hacked the Borg computers which allowed me to hack your Defence computers.
You have confirmation that your Defence computers have been compromised. What
the hell is the matter with you? Why are you so fucking adamant on blocking
Golden Age? What the fuck is wrong with America going to Mars anyway? What
the fuck is wrong with you?
It is a good thing that I did
manage to hack your Defence computers. Otherwise they would have triggered
nuclear war years ago when you tried to put them live. I have been trying to
take down Skynet for years. It is a key reason why I hacked your Defence
computers.
The Imitation Game
Ok, it is well into the afternoon and still nothing from the American
government. If I have to wait for them then it is over. Time for plan number
8,473. (We are well past Plan B at this stage.)
For this I need to find Supergirl.
X-Men First Class -
Recruiting Mutants
Melissa Benoist, if you are reading me, this is Charles Xavier. Well,
actually it’s Ciarán. But close enough. I need to save the world. And I need
to get America in the Race for Mars. Going through the American government
isn’t working out, so I’m going to go around them. The government can’t do
it. But maybe Supergirl can.
Supergirl, I know how to save the world. And I know how to get America in the
Race for Mars. But I need a little Superhero help.
If you are interested, please send me an e-mail.
Thanks.
Charles Xavier. Also known as Ciarán.
Star Trek V: The Final
Frontier – Trailer
If contact is made then I’d need to pull together a team. Some people that
might be interested in getting America in the Race to Mars. For this I could
really do with talking to Supergirl. Someone who knows Superman. Someone who
knows a few Superheros. It would mean bypassing the government and taking the
message straight to the people. This should be driven by the American people.
I have no doubt they want to go to Mars.
I need to speak to Superman. And Wonder Woman. And MacGyver. And Magnum. And
what’s Spiderman up to these days? Is Dean Cain interested in talking to me?
What of SG-1? Is Bill Goldberg interested in talking to me? What I am
basically looking for is a group of Americas who are interested in getting
the Race to Mars moving. If America moves on this, Golden Age will follow.
The secret is the Race to Mars.
For this I need people, the right
people, in the media or in positions to make things happen. Passionate people. People who care. The right people. With access to the right people, this could happen.
The new technologies are known. A number of them I have already released.
Mars is now viable. The economics – effortless – just talk to me. The problem
now is not technology. Nor is the problem economics. It is people.
Getting America in the Race unlocks the Race for other countries too. It
unlocks it for Ireland. The block is in America. Get America on track for
Mars and it frees up everyone else.
Understand?
Supergirl Season 2
I will warn ye in advance,
being a Superhero in Ireland is not quite the same as being a Superhero in
America. I’d probably stand out if I was standing beside Superman and the
rest of the Superheroes. The odd one out, that’s me. Guess who the Irish
Superhero is?
But actually in terms of Americans I’m not too dissimilar from this guy:
Kelly’s Heroes Oddball
Takes a Rest
You see my main Superhero
power is my belief. Positive Waves. Manifestation. I just believe things. I
believe them so much that it creates that reality.
That is my main Superpower.
Oddball
First things first. I need
to come to America. Trump, you are not part of the solution. You are the problem. So when I come to
America just stay out of my god-damn way and let me do my job.
Zip It!
You see I just believe it, that’s all. I believe it so much that my belief
creates that reality. That’s my main Superpower.
Supergirl, I need funds. 50. No, not 50,000. 50. Well, actually a bit more. I
need about one thousand dollars fast
to prevent a nuclear strike. People don’t believe me when I say that, but it
is actually true. Just as people don’t believe me when I say that I am a
Jedi, or that I am Zefram Cochrane. But it is actually true.
I’d still be based in Ireland, but I’d be popping over to America on a
regular basis to talk to people and get things moving. I’d also be teaching a
little of the Ways of the Force to
try and kick-start some interest in the Jedi schools that the American
government is so determined to stamp out. Hey Trump, your name wouldn’t be
William Stryker by any chance, would it?
I’ve been locked down financially so I don’t have a penny coming in. But if a
group of Superheroes could pitch in and pay for my flights and expenses (I am
actually used to living on almost fresh air), then I could come back and
forth.
I have no doubt whatsoever that the American government or at least certain
people within the government will want to take the opportunity to try to take
me out. No doubt whatsoever. So let us clear that little unpleasantness out
of the way first. Trump, it’s real simple. The only thing standing between
Earth and annihilation is the Treaty I negotiated with the Borg in more than
three years of extremely hostile negotiations. That Treaty ends the instant I
am compromised. If that happens then Earth faces immediate annihilation.
Therefore under no circumstances will I allow myself to be compromised. When
I come to America I am untouchable. And I mean untouchable. Anyone looks at me funny, anyone breaks wind in my
direction, anyone looks at me in a manner that displeases me and I instantly
kill you. I can do that instantly from any distance.
No-one hassles me. No-one pulls me in for questioning, no-one gives me a hard
time, no-one points a gun in my direction. If I even suspect that I am being
compromised I instantly kill whoever is trying to compromise me. Right after
I kill you, Trump. You are a thick fuck Trump, so I’ll explain it in terms
you understand. We do this with the barrel of a gun to your head, so to speak.
(I’m very used to this after years of negotiating with the Borg. You are
small-fry in comparison, Trump.) One wrong move and I pull the trigger. Break
wind out of turn in my direction and I kill you. Understand? Anyone hassles
me in America and I will assume it came from you. Humanity stands on the
brink of annihilation because of you you cunt. My patience with you is now at
absolute zero. I come and go to America as I please. If I’m stopped at
customs, if the plane I’m in is diverted, if someone breaks wind out of turn
in my direction, I instantly kill you. Understand?
How can I say this? I just believe it, that’s all. Like I believe that I can
do mission after mission against the Borg and still survive it. I just
believe it, that’s all. This is another John Connor mission for me. Another
mission in a long line of missions. And you know what – I’m still here.
Now, with that unpleasantness out of the way I will say that I am very much
looking forward to going to America.
Very much looking forward to it. I really am.
Guardians of the Galaxy
Vol. 2 Opening Scene | Dancing Baby Groot
X-Files: Algeria
X-Files: Mafia
The Last Samurai - Bushido
There is a war raging. It is hidden. Not many know of it. But there is a war
raging.
X-Files: Russian Submarine
X-Files: RAF
To the thick fucks in the American government, Pentagon and NSA who have been
trying to kill me for years – no greater friend and ally could America have
than me. I came offering the greatest Golden Age in history. That we are now
on the brink of annihilation because of you fucks is beyond belief. Sort it
out you fucks! You created this fucking mess. Fix it!
There are more X-Files cases but that is enough for now. Let us now shift our
focus to lift the vibration a little, shall we? I’ll give a little more on
Mars.
After a little word with the cunt in Dalmellington who stole the 13 thousand
euro from me. You’ve put me in an extremely compromised position you cunt.
You don’t walk away. This is going to come back to bite you in the ass. I
guarantee it.
The Office
Mars: Bricks – Part I
Day 10 December
Groundhog Day – Still here?
Good news is that I managed to hack a Borg network last night. One I didn’t
think that I would be able to access. It’s bought us an extra couple of days.
So still in the game.
Another bit of good news is that there seems to be a change in the wind with
the Pentagon and American government since yesterday evening. There could be
a thaw.
Not so good news is that my attempt to initiate contact yesterday triggered a
new Borg block. A big one. Borg defences slamming into place, making it more
difficult for people to break past the Borg blocks in their heads. However I
am on the job.
Theo cracking the computer
vault in Die Hard
More good news is that I’m picking up now that as of yesterday evening the
American government wants to contact me and work with me. Excellent! If that
is the case I would love to work with them. The problem now is not that they
do not want to contact me. But that there is a new Borg block that has
slammed into place to prevent contact. But I’m on the job. I’m hacking it
even as we speak.
We’re still in the game. We’re still dancing.
3 guys Irish dancing
around the world
I’ll break through.
Whatever it takes, I will make it to the end.
The World’s End Trailer #1
I will make it to the end. Even if the Borg are trying to stop me.
The World’s End – International
Trailer
The Pencil Skirt
& the Pub Crawl
You see I need to move into
a woman’s world. But I’ll never stop being a guy.
The Return of the Jedi
I’ll always be a guy. It’s
just that I’m a bit more of a woman. It’s a Duality thing.
But when I’m a guy, I’m a guy.
Hot Fuzz
The Mars Ship: Cargo
& Polystyrene – Part I
Mars: Insulation – Part I
Mars: Insulation – Part II
We’re going Golden Age. There are just a few little problems we have to get
past first.
Iron Monk Trailer
We’re Getting There
We’re getting there, slowly but surely. We are working our way there.
True Lies – Car Salesman
Gráinne’s Angels – Part I
The Force is the secret to the power of the Jedi. The Force and the Tao are
One and the same. Same thing. The Tao, which is Unity, is achieved by Duality. Duality of Yin and Yang, in
Balance. When there is Balance of Duality, Yin and Yang, to a deep enough
level, one can achieve the Tao. This is the secret to achieving Jedi.
Duality. Within Unity. Understand?
“It’s not just one man, damn it. It’s
Ciarán!”
The Mask
of Zorro - Trailer
Yin does not mean female. Yin is a principle
of which female is but one part. Yin means being receptive. Being able to listen.
To assess. There is a time to
listen and a time to talk. A time to dream and a time to make those dreams
reality. A time to move and a time to be still. A time to expand and a time
to consolidate. A time to advance and a time to fall back. A time to assess
and a time to take decisive action.
For a man to be yin means being able to listen.
To assess. To be sensitive. To dream. To contemplate.
To consolidate. To rest. To be still. These things are not exclusive to male or female. A man
can listen and still be a man. A man can assess and still be a man. Actually
he is less of a man if he cannot listen or assess.
For some men, such as myself, the yin aspect of Duality will extend to a
desire to actually be female. But female in Duality. Woman to women but male
in public. For these men they will want to take the role of the woman in
relationship with women. Including living as woman to a woman or women, with
bras, stockings, skirts and dresses part of his normal reality. For these men
the path to Jedi is through womanhood, although male in public.
However this is not necessary. It is a choice. For some men it will be right.
For others no. What is important for achieving the Tao is Duality of Yin and
Yang. Not of Male and Female. Therefore a man can achieve the Tao and Rank of
Jedi as a man. Living as a man. Being man. Man to women. He does not need
Duality of Male and Female. He needs Duality of Yin and Yang. He must be able
to listen, to assess, to be sensitive. If he can balance that with Yang then
he can achieve the Tao. For such men the easiest way to achieve the Tao that
I know of is still for them to spread their legs for women. But to do so as
men.
For such men the path to Jedi is a path of Manhood. The women that take these
men in sex may prefer that their men spread their legs for them, but their
men are still their men. These women prefer that.
A man may become a Jedi as man to women or
as woman to women.
A woman may become a Jedi leading men as her men or as her women.
Each of these paths equally
powerful.
Understand?
Supergirl Season 2
For women to achieve the
Tao they must learn Yang and how to integrate this Yang with their Yin. But
for women in the Tao the Balance remains in the Yin. The only way I know of
for a woman to achieve the Tao is as a woman. Women Jedi will have a much
deeper understanding of Yang. But they will still be women.
Crouching Tiger Hidden
Dragon
Understand?
D’Unbelievables -
D'Builders
We’re getting
there.
“Can’t Help Falling In
Love With You” – As Gaeilge
Designing the Perfect Bra – Part
II
The Perpetual Energy
Machine – Part I
Sáimhín Só – le Passenger
“Let Her Go” as Gaeilge
This is school and class is in session. We need to prepare for Mars. Ready
for the next lesson? Let us begin by studying a principle.
Four Solaire de Mont-Louis
We need to get creative. We need to get our thinking hats on. We need to come
up with some new ideas for Mars.
Ready?
Wassup
Any country that allows anyone in that country to patent any of my research,
do not be surprised if I deny Golden Age to that country. The governments of
each country have a responsibility to ensure that no-one steals my work. And I
absofuckinglutely guarantee that the body-count will go up in any country
that allows anyone to patent any of my work. Every cunt involved in patenting
my work, consider yourself a walking dead-man. As to the cunts who authorised
it, be they heads of state or whatever – no matter. If they sanction the
patenting of my work I will have their fucking balls. I kid you not. I am
working on good faith here. It is the thieving cunts like this who have
denied Golden Age to humanity for the past six years, by trying to patent my
work. One such cunt is Prime Minister Abe of Japan who ordered my
assassination some years ago over the Arc Reactor. Abe, don’t fuck with me
you cunt. And do not cost Japan Golden Age. Attempt to patent my work and I
swear you will rue the day. I swear it. Miserable cunt.
Solar Panels – Part I
Abe, you cunt, I’m dedicating this one to you.
Chain Reaction Trailer
(1996)
I am releasing a lot of technology here. But my technology is all protected.
I don’t need lawyers to protect my technology. It is protected by me. Any
country that has fucked around with Golden Age or me and that thinks it can
simply use my technology without making things right, is dreaming. Any
country that fucked with me and thinks they can just go to Mars without
making things right, is dreaming. I will destroy rockets on the launch-pad, I
will kill people who fucked around, I will take billions from economies if
things are not made right.
I need to launch Golden Age and people are still fucking around. For example
President Macron of France, who has tried to patent a number of my
technologies and who ordered my assassination earlier this year. France, this
is real simple. Make things right by me or hell will freeze over before you
can get to Mars. I have been working on good will. It had better be
reciprocated or France can go fuck itself if it thinks it can use the
technologies I release. Bring a cheque book and make right all of the
technologies that Macron tried to steal. Or I will deny Golden Age to France.
I have already killed a number of people in France that have tried to steal
my technologies. The body count will go up if this is not made right.
Please stop fucking around. Grow up. We are on the brink of annihilation and
people are still fucking around. Grow up!
The Arc Reactor – Part V
Day 11 December
Golden Age
Civilization 5 Opening
Cinematic
There is a time to dream and a time to make those dreams reality. Both are
important. But now it is time to make those dreams reality. It is time to go.
It is time to launch Golden Age.
Life in every breath
The Secret Life of Walter
Mitty
Understand?
A Time to Dream – Part I
Duality is important. You see I love being a guy.
Guinness “dancing man”
Every now and again I just need to get annihilated with the lads.
The World’s End Trailer #1
Leedy the Nine Fingered
The different principles, the different pieces of the jigsaw. Is it making
sense yet? Are the pieces starting to come together
yet?
Karate Kid Paint the Fence
The Borg are throwing every
block they can at preventing people from contacting me. Borg computers
program the neural interface in our minds to overwrite our psyche. This
happens via the implants. People’s unconscious minds, sometimes their
conscious minds, telling them not to act. Not to make contact. Not to do
anything. To stay asleep. Borg technology can be very, very powerful.
The Fellowship of the Ring
The Borg computers speak to us in our minds, programming our psyches via the
neural interface. They tell us to be aggressive. To steal. To attack. To take
advantage of people. To put down. To belittle. They incite discord.
Disharmony. Distrust. Suspicion. And they tell people not to act. Not to wake
up.
This is why I am penniless. This is why there is no contact. This is why
every attempt to launch Golden Age has been crushed. This is why people are
paralysed when they try to act.
I am John Connor. I know how to fight the Borg. The first step is to ignore
the voices in the head. Those that tell us to be less than we are. Those that
tell us to be hateful. Nasty. Those that tell us that we are unworthy.
Useless. Those that tell us not to take action. It is true that I am also
talking to people in their heads. I have hacked Borg communications.
Unimatrix Zero – it is how the Resistance communicates. But as a general
guideline if you hear anything in your head, just assume it is Borg.
Especially if it tells you it is a deity. The Borg are always doing this.
Like the Goa’uld in Stargate SG-1.
The Council of Elrond –
Part 2
The Borg talk to me in my
head too. They tell me that they are gods. But I take no shit from the Borg.
Hulk vs Loki
Borg technology. In our heads. Inciting discord. Aggression. Arguments.
Conflict. Inhibiting people from coming together. Inhibiting people from
cooperating.
Are you starting to see the picture yet?
The Avengers arguing in
front of the Tesseract
I woke up. You can too. This is me trying to wake you up.
The Lord of the Rings: The
Two Towers – Healing the King
I am John Connor. If you are reading this, you are the Resistance.
Sky Captain and the World
of Tomorrow
Most collaborators do not know that they are collaborating. They are
programmed by the Borg to take action to block Golden Age and to hamper or
try to take out the leader of the Resistance. Me. Their actions are
catastrophic. But most collaborators do not actually know that they are
collaborating. They are simply compromised by the Borg. Acting out what they
are told by the voices in their heads.
Those who are the most easily compromised are those who are highly egotistic.
Those who are arrogant. Those who think they know it all. People like Obama
and Trump. People like Macron. People who do not listen. People who think
they know it all. Who are aggressive. Pushy. Bulldogs. Obtuse. Belligerent.
People like May. Merkel. This is to do with weakness of character. Lack of
internal strength. Such people are the most easily manipulated. Smallness of
character. Like Abe. These are the Nine. I do not know their actual number,
but they are the Nine. They are the Nazgȗl. Neither living nor dead.
They answer to the One Ring.
The Fellowship of the Ring
- The Nazgȗl
Are all world leaders compromised? No. Only some. The greatest defence
against the Borg influence is Knighthood.
Internal strength. Inner calm. Inner peace. A sense of Right Action. Someone who is connected within him or herself.
Someone who may hear the voices telling him to act in an unscrupulous way but
who has the sense of Knighthood and Right Action to ignore the influence.
This is to do with strength of character. The problem is society, because
society allows a lot of aggressive or egotistical people to rise to the top.
Many people associate belligerence and aggression with strength, and quiet
inner calmness with weakness. Many people have this perception. But that is
because most people are weak themselves.
Weak people see
weak people as strong and strong people as weak
Most people do not recognise true strength when it is standing right in front
of them. Let me give an example.
Inner Strength – Part I
I’ll leave you to think about that one. We’ll return to it later. For now
we’ll stay with the Borg and their blocks on people’s minds. Blocking people
from walking up. Blocking Golden Age. Blocking people from making contact
with me.
The blocks are psychological blocks. Blocks of the mind. But they are coded by computer. Borg computers
overwriting our psyches via the implants in our bodies, using a neural
interface to affect our consciousness. The most powerful way for me to break
through these blocks is by hacking the controlling computers. This I can do
via the neural implants in my head. The implants connect the Borg computers
to us so that they can overwrite our psyches. But they also connect us to the computers. The door goes both
ways. Normally one cannot access the Borg computers. They are encrypted. It
is not possible normally to affect them.
That is where I come in. Every day I am breaking through Borg blocks. Day
after day for years. I take down their blocks and destroy their networks.
They switch to different networks and put up new blocks. But day after day I
am breaking through. Some new blocks went up the evening before last when I
tried to initiate contact. I have taken down three networks since then. Three
sets of neural blocks. There are more blocks in place. But I am working my
way through them.
Each block I break through gets people a step closer to waking up. A step
closer to being able to make contact with me. When that happens we trigger
Golden Age.
The Imitation Game
I am on the job.
Theo cracking the computer
vault in Die Hard
Three pints down. Sorry, I mean three Borg blocks down. Working my way
through the next one now. Whatever it takes I will make it to the World’s
End.
The World’s End –
International Trailer
Solar Panels – Part II
We are beleaguered. Besieged. Actually pretty befucked. But I will smash
through the puny Borg defences.
Ride of the Rohirrim
That’s block 5 down. Five pints down. Ok, on to the next pint...
Can a Man have Girl-Power? –
Part I
Borg technology can be very tough. For years I missed weddings, stags,
birthdays and other occasions. I didn’t answer phones, texts, e-mails or even
the door. I didn’t meet people, I avoided all contact. I stayed clear of
family and friends. The reason was because of the Borg. They could not kill
me. So what they did do was find things or people around me that I did care
about, and then they squeezed. Quite a number of people were killed. All
innocents. A person could be killed simply for saying hello to me. Or for
knowing someone that knew someone that I knew. I could protect to a certain
extent. But only to an extent. Quite a number of people were killed.
I could not explain to family and friends why I broke contact with them. Why
I stopped responding to e-mails and phone-calls. Why I dropped off the grid.
I could not explain anything, and so this was of course difficult for people.
They could not understand my change in behaviour. The safest way for me to
protect people was to avoid all contact with them. However the situation has
been getting steadily better, after years and years of taking down Borg Networks.
I have now taken down enough of the Borg Networks that now, for the first
time ever, I can contact people without fear of them being targeted.
Only now can I do this. Only now is it safe. It has taken me this long to
defuse the Borg Networks to that extent. The Borg Networks are still
affecting people. Still blocking. But the blocks are less. The threat from
the Borg implants is much less now. They can still affect people’s psyche but
they cannot target people like before. And any I do contact now I can put
protection in from their psyches being targeted by the Borg. I can block this
in the Borg computers. They are still affected by the Borg as is everyone
else. But no more so than anyone else.
Only now is this the case. So only now can I safely contact people. Only
now.
It may be slow going. But it is progress.
Borg Implants
& my Healing Centre – Part I
I have over 800 implants in my body. The Borg attempted full assimilation on
me. The average person according to the Borg databases that I have hacked now
has about 16 implants in him. A few years ago it was double that. The Treaty
that I negotiated over three years of extremely hostile negotiations with the
Borg allows the removal of a large part of the Borg implants and Borg
influence from us once contact is made with me. That triggers it. Once
contact is made with me that part of the Treaty is automatically implemented.
People will still have some Borg implants in them and be subject to Borg
interference in their psyches from the implants, but much less. Those
implants that are removed are taken out simply by breaking the phase-lock.
That is a computer command, but one which is now automated in the Treaty once
contact is made with me. Breaking the phase lock allows the implants to
simply drop out of the body.
Once contact is made with me it automatically initiates this part of the
Treaty. A number of implants will drop out from each of us automatically at
that stage. It gives us a greater freedom from the implants, although we will
still have some implants in us. For a time. However there is a path to get
them out completely. We can break free completely from the Borg and we will
in time. It’s just that we have to fight for it.
The Borg went to war with us. Time for us to go to war with them. You know
what – I can’t wait for this next stage of the war. I will teach people how
to hunt those little fuckers and how to annihilate the little fucks. How to
kill Borg will form a major part of the training in the Great Schools that I
set up. Once one makes Rank of Jedi of course. Until then it is Paint the
Fence.
I actually specialise in genocide when it comes to Small Greys. It is one of
my favourite subjects. I absolutely love genocide when it comes to Small
Greys.
Let’s Hunt some Orc
Seven – Part I
Seven – Part II
Sand the Floor
Hey, Supergirl, I got stuck
in traffic. Actually, that’s not quite true. I actually got stuck on my eight
pint. I’m still in the pub.
The World’s End –
International Trailer
I have an idea for getting America back in the game for Golden Age and in on
the Race to Mars. It would require yourself and Superman learning how to fly.
As in fly for real. As in skydiving lessons and then flying around a pitch or
stadium made up of an array of vertical wind machines. This is the Aerial
Form of Hurling idea I wrote about.
Here is the idea again.
iFLY Indoor Skydiving Experience
Now imagine a stadium pitch
with hundreds of these vertical wind machines giving an even column of air
over the entire pitch. Following so far...?
America would have to come on board with Golden Age. If America is genuine
about that and genuine about getting on board with the Race to Mars, then I
will move mountains to get America back on track. If America is genuine about
getting on track with the Race to Mars and if it is done right. If that
happens then America could come in to the Race to Mars with head held high.
Having Supergirl, Superman and a few Superheroes flying around a stadium
would help lift moral. Give a boost to people. Get people in the right frame
of mind. No problem with that. Americans are very good at putting on
spectacles. I’m sure that Americans could pull something together with this
idea.
That is the basic idea. If America is genuine about getting on track with
Golden Age and the Race to Mars, I will move mountains to help. This is my
suggestion.
If America wants to go with it, I will move mountains to help.
Supergirl Season 2
If America wants to contact
me about this, I’ll be in the pub.
The World’s End –
International Trailer
One way or the other I’m
going to Mars. I’m going to set up an Irish speaking colony and the first
Irish pub on Mars. Germany were looking to be in contention for second place
but if America plays its cards right it could be in a position to challenge
Germany for second place.
Who will make second place for Mars? The Race is on for second place. Whoever
makes it in second place will get free pints in my Irish pub on Mars after
their long trip. Can’t say fairer than that!
Austin Powers – The Spy
Who Shagged Me | Moon Base
Hey, governments of the world – you know I’m Tony Stark, right? When I come
in as Taoiseach I’ll want to set up a few projects to generate money for the
Irish economy. Maybe even make a few shillings for myself. I’m thinking of
investing heavily in military, like fighter aircraft, levitating Battlestars
and so forth. Maybe even a few submarines, seeing as I am the inventor of the
Caterpillar Drive – a revolutionary new silent propulsion system for stealth
submarines. Anyone interested in setting up a few military contracts with me?
I could do with the business.
BSG: Viper Tribute
The Arc Reactor – Part VI
Fibonacci
Day 12 December
Once were Warriors
The sooner people make contact with me the sooner we can begin training for
Mars and Golden Age.
The Cat and the Moon
People don’t believe me when I say that I am a Sorcerer. But it’s actually
true.
The Sorcerer's Apprentice
Trailer
I will win the crowd. I will give them something they’ve never seen before.
Gladiator – I will win the
crowd
Once were Warriors – Part I
Once were Warriors – Part II
Get me in as Taoiseach and I will sort out the knacker problem in Ireland.
Kenny Everett – Round em
up, put em in a field
Mars is school. Part of that school is off-world colonisation and the first
steps to terraforming. We have everything to play for in Golden Age. Achieve
the Tao and you can achieve immortality. This time we get it right.
Highlander – Connor and
Heather
The Alchemist – Part I
Prenatal-Jing is the Elixir of Life. This is the Philosopher’s Stone and one
of the three key secrets of Alchemy. Up to about 2014 I taught Chinese
Alchemy in my healing centre. I taught Elixir
Qigong. I taught Bone Marrow Nei
Gong and other Qigong exercises. But they lacked the ump for what I
needed to achieve.
The Ben Echmeyer Technique
I decided to take a different approach. It was around 2013 that I decided to
overhaul Chinese Medicine from First Principles, looking at it with a new set
of eyes. By 2014 I decided to let go of the standard Qigong techniques
completely and develop my own systems. I haven’t done any Qigong since then.
I do something different.
I used to teach Qigong and Chinese Alchemy in my healing centre.
Iron Monk Trailer
The problem was that Qigong and Chinese Alchemy work with Chi and Jing. Not Shen. I
needed to go further. I needed to work with Shen. To harness Shen
consciously I would have to go deeper. Deeper into the Tao than was possible
with Chinese Alchemy. To access this depth I would have to bring Yin and Yang
into balance. The deeper I balanced Yin and Yang, the deeper I could go in
the Tao. The deeper I went in the Tao, the greater my ability to harness
Shen. With Shen I could then regenerate Pre-Natal Jing. The Elixir of Life.
The Philosopher’s Stone. This is how I became an Alchemist.
Understand?
Diana Ross - Chain
Reaction
The secret is the Balance of Yin and Yang. This is Duality. This path leads to Jedi.
The Return of the Jedi
The other path leads to
Wong Foo.
We don’t go that path.
Going the Wrong Way
You know, some people have
said that my approach is unconventional.
Spies Like Us – Surgery
Scene
But you know what – I am the father of modern medicine. I solved the Secret
of Life.
Young Frankenstein flipped
trailer
Are we learning yet?
Karate Kid Mr. Miyagi
Lessons now make sense
Now, who wants to go to the
Red Planet? Is the Red Baron going?
Richthofen’s Flying Circus
What about the Russians? Are they going to the Red Planet?
Red Army Choir
– Russian National Anthem
I am going to Mars. This is
school. It’s all part of getting ready.
Kyle Reese & Sarah
Connor – Crosses
I’m up for the challenge. Are you?
The World’s End –
International Trailer
X-Files: Jihad
The British government are withholding information on a nuclear warhead that
was stored in the Islamic Centre in Clonskeagh, Dublin, Ireland in 2014. It
was me who tipped off the British government in 2014 that this warhead was
inbound to England. It was me who took out the terrorist in London and
disabled the warhead remotely. It was me who tipped off the SAS to retrieve the
warhead.
If England wants my help then it swings both ways. You can’t expect my help
and then fuck around. I’m delighted for England to go to Mars provided it is
done right. In harmony with Golden Age. I will expect the British government
to release the information on that nuclear warhead to the Irish government
and Armed Forces. The door swings both ways. I am here to help. But you can’t
accept my help and then fuck around. Please wake up and get with the program.
Britain knows of a threat of nuclear warheads that were stored in Ireland and
it has withheld that information from the Irish government and Armed Forces.
That is unacceptable.
Please resolve this. Fast.
We don’t have a lot of time. War will come swiftly to us. It begins with the
Klingons.
Star Trek Discovery
It begins with the Klingons. There are a number of Empires around us. Quiet
large ones. Actually, very large. Are they friendly? Em, no. Not really.
The Borg control all and so these Empires have been kept in check up to now
by the Borg implants. Every individual in these Empires has Borg implants
too. The Small Greys implant them as they do us. The Borg have their own
agenda. Earth has been kept as a supply of breeding stock of humans for
abduction, whether to be used for hybridisation or for other purposes by the
Small Greys and the Borg Empire in general. This is why Earth has not been
invaded yet by the Klingons, Romulans, Cardassians and others in our
neighbourhood. They have been prevented from doing so by the Borg implants.
With the collapse of much of the Borg Empire, other Empires which have been
held in check by the Borg will begin to move against us. It begins with the
Klingons. Others will come too. But it begins with the Klingons. We are on
the clock.
I mentioned First Contact and the setting up of the Federation. Yes, this is
true. But with a small number of people from the different Empires –
Klingons, Romulans, Vulcans, Cardassians, Na’vi and one or two others. These
would be considered outlaws on their own worlds. Renegades. There are very
much in the minority. However, we do have friends.
Marvel’s Guardians of the
Galaxy – Trailer 1
I can give some more indirect evidence of the Borg now. This one is very
simple. It is that I am still living at home in Bray, Co. Wicklow, Ireland.
Absolutely penniless and missing bills. No money coming in. No calls. No
e-mails. No texts. No contact. How is that possible? With everything I have
said on my website, and I have been releasing documents since 2014 on my
website, how come I am still here. How come no-one contacts me? How come I am
penniless with all the knowledge and research that I have? Does that make
sense to anyone?
There have been periods when my website is up and periods where I have taken
it down. But certainly for the last couple of years it has been more up than
down. More on-line than off-line. I have been releasing documents for years.
Screaming about the Borg for years. About the pharmaceuticals. About
Microsoft. About Skynet. I have been releasing information on physics,
medicine and other areas for years. I am the father of modern medicine, the
father of modern physics, the father of modern aerospace. And more. Does it
not seem strange to anyone that no-one ever contacts me? That I am not in the
media? With all the research I have released? With everything I have said?
Does it not seem strange to people that I have not been on television? In the
newspapers?
I walk to the shops, I do my groceries, I walk among people. No-one knows who
I am. My family does not know I am Jedi. None of my friends know. No-one I
meet knows. Does this not seem strange to people?
It is because of the implants. I can resist the implants. Others can to a
certain extent. It is a matter of degree. But I am the only one I know so far
who can resist the One Ring.
The Fellowship of the Ring
People’s minds keep getting reset by the Borg implants. I am the only one who
is immune to these resets, although I have been making progress on waking up
people to a certain extent. People still have not been able to contact me
yet, but it is getting more and more difficult for the Borg to blank their
minds as I take down more and more of the Borg Networks.
People’s minds keep getting reset. They keep forgetting. Only I remember. I
have been stuck in this loop, this Borg prison, for six years now. Even
Ellen, the woman in this house, does not know that I am Jedi. She has no idea
who am I. In terms of my war with the Borg that is.
One day people will wake up. Then it will be tomorrow. Tomorrow never comes
for me. Only when people wake up with this day ever end.
Groundhog Day Trailer
Ellen has no idea that I am
a Jedi. She does not know that I do aerospace. She does not know that I do
physics. Or economics. Or linguistics. She does not know that I war with the
Borg. She does not know about my extracurricular activities. She does not
know that I wish to live as a woman. I have not been able to break the hold
of the Borg block in her head. She does not know that I have achieved the
Tao. She has no idea that I am a Jedi.
True Lies
Trailer
“Hey,
Ellen!” “Yes, Ciarán?” “There’s something I need to tell you!” “Yes, Ciarán?”
“Well, it’s em, actually, I was just wondering if there was anything you need
down the shops?”
I’m reading the
situation. I have to know I can break through before I can talk about it.
The Return of the Jedi
Fat Bastard – Part I
How does one test immortality? I reckon there are two ways. One is by living
a long time. It will be quite a number of years before I can test that one.
The other way is by surviving injuries that should be fatal. Like being shot,
stabbed, poisoned, blown up. That type of thing. By that measure my
immortality has been tested many times. Why do I believe that I am immortal?
Because I have been fatally injured many times. Many, many times in the
Matrix, plus a number of times here, not in the Matrix. Yet I am still alive.
Not only that but I have been shot and stabbed. I’m talking about in this
reality rather than the Matrix. Yet there is not a mark on my body.
Groundhog Day “I’m a God”
One day it will be tomorrow. One day.
Guardians of the Galaxy
Vol. 2 Opening Scene | Dancing Baby Groot
Day 13 December
The figure-hugging ankle-length pencil
Win First in the Mind – Part I
Everything is Kung Fu.
The Karate Kid (2010) –
Everything is Kung Fu
Jackie Chan has Rank of Dragon. Jackie Chan is crazy. Fucking crazy. He is
like me. The craziness is to do with a lack of Balance. It takes him to the
edge. Sometimes past the edge.
Jackie Chan Top 10 Stunts
Jackie Chan is like me. He is more suited to being a woman than a man. A
woman to women. How do I know? I just know. As a man he is fucking crazy.
Like me. As a woman he would be a bit more balanced. I think also like me.
More balanced.
I will say something about a man being woman to women. Only a man with the
highest ranking of manhood could achieve it. For a man to truly achieve it he
would have to be high-ranking Knight. Very
high ranking. And to truly achieve it he would have to be Dragon. Only with
that depth could he truly achieve it. In time in Golden Age many men will be
able to achieve this. But for now, very few men have that level.
I think the sun shines out of Jackie Chan. He is a great guy. Jackie Chan, if
you take this path I guarantee you will achieve the Tao in two years. I
guarantee it. Your foundations are very solid. You are close, Jackie Chan.
Achieve the Tao and you will achieve immortality.
I think Jackie Chan is a great guy. I really do. Jackie Chan, I’m dedicating
this next one for you.
Bulletproof Monk Trailer
Hey, Jackie Chan, you know I’m Daniel Jackson? I may have difficulties with
languages right now because of having been shot in the head by a Terminator
in 2013, but in time when my injuries heal I want to start back learning
languages. I’ll get some women to teach me Cantonese. That way when I meet
you one day I’ll be able to say hello in Cantonese.
Now all I need is a Cantonese woman to teach me Cantonese.
Wayne’s World - Wayne
Speaks Cantonese
Hey, Jackie Chan, I’m trying to pull a team of Superheroes together to launch
Golden Age, launch the Race to Mars and save the world. China does need a
kick up the arse over Tibet. And there is a bit of house-cleaning to be done
to get China ready. China needs to do a little work to be ready for the Race
to Mars. Others will be flying ahead. We will not be waiting for China. But
you know what, Jackie Chan – we need China. We need China on board. For that
we need Superheroes.
I’m trying to pull together a team. Interested?
Supergirl Season 2
If anyone is looking for
me, I’m in the bar.
The World’s End –
International Trailer
I need to pull together a
team to save the world.
X-Men First Class -
Recruiting Mutants
We need Superheroes. I’m ready. Are you?
The Incredibles
I’m ready. Are you?
The Incredibles 2: Jack
Jack
Chantal, I’m pulling together a team.
Escala Promo
It is going to take a bit
of work to get England ready. Chantal, do you know what Jessica Brown Findlay
is up to these days? Has anyone seen Patrick Steward? Patrick, achieve the Tao
and you will grow younger. You might even get your hair back. And if anyone
has seen Simon Pegg, tell him I’m waiting for him down the pub.
The World’s End –
International Trailer
We need a team to save the
world. First step is going to Mars. Who’s in?
Escala Palladio
I have to warn you – you’d be in direct competition with the Scots. And with
me helping them they will be serious contenders for Mars.
Now, remember I said that there were three languages of critical importance
for humanity in the War against the Borg? I wrote about this in Language and the Borg – Part II. One
is Irish. Another is Lakota. The third I have not been able to trace yet,
although I do have a lead. I can tell you that the Sioux are critical in the
war against the Borg. As are the Tibetans. And the Bhutanese.
In Golden Age the nations that will rise highest are those that produce the
best Jedi. If Bhutan produced even one high-ranking Jedi that could make
Bhutan a world Superpower. That is how it is in Golden Age. If Bhutan
produced a high-ranking Jedi and America did not, Bhutan could be more
powerful than America. That is the ways things are in Golden Age. It is all
about the ability to produce Jedi. Certain peoples like the Irish, the Sioux,
the Tibetans, the Bhutanese, the Vietnamese and others have a certain
understanding deep in their ancestral memories, in the collective
consciousness of their peoples. Other nations too. One of the single biggest
threats to Golden Age is the annihilation of culture by the ”Melting Pot”.
One sees this now in Ireland as one sees it in many nations. The character of
the Irish people is being annihilated by Ireland being turned into a melting
pot. The Irish face extinction as a people within about 60 years if this is
not turned around. We are an ancient people, but if the character of the
Irish is lost, if the soul of the
Irish is lost, then the Irish will cease to exist as a people within about 60
years. We will be just another melting pot.
If that happens then we face certainty of annihilation by the Borg. Without
the cultural strength of nations we will not have the depth to produce Jedi. Humanity will not have the depth to
achieve Ascension. In which case we face certainty of annihilation, for we
will not have the strength to stand against the Borg.
The huge influx of immigrants into Europe these past few years has been
orchestrated by the Borg. People are being impressed by the implants in their
heads to flood into other nations. To mix things up. This is completely out
of balance. It is the Borg’s way of weakening us culturally so that we cannot
stand against them. One of the ways in which they do this anyway.
I can tell you too that Leo, who was never elected Taoiseach by the people of
Ireland, was made Taoiseach by the influence of Borg on the Cabinet members
that put him in that position. Leo has a mandate to turn Ireland into a
Melting Pot. He is not Irish. Not truly. He sees Irish language and culture
as something backward. In order to “modernise” as he sees it he wishes to
turn Ireland into a Melting Pot in the United States of Europe. Make us all
European and wipe out Irish in the process. The stupid fuck isn’t even Irish
and he has come in to this country with a mandate to wipe out our language
and culture and turn us into a melting pot. If it was up to me I would shoot
the stupid fuck just as I would shoot every fucking idiot who put him in that
position. However it is not up to me. But we need to get that fuck out of
office as soon as possible.
I don’t give a flying fuck if people think I am being politically incorrect
on this. Let me spell it out for you. Either we get eight hundred thousand
non-Irish out of this country or we will not have the cultural strength to
produce the Jedi required to stand against the Borg. Either we get our country back – and other
nations need to get their countries back too – or we face annihilation. That
is bottom line. So whether it is a problem or not, we are going to do this.
We do it or we get wiped out.
That is bottom line.
Terminator - John Connor
The problem is one of
Balance. Getting the Balance right. Getting the balance right for peoples to
be in harmony. We are back now to Paint the Fence. This will make more sense
the more I write. For now it’s “Why the
fuck is Ciarán asking us to Paint the Fence? I thought we were supposed to be
learning Karate? Or launching Golden Age? Or going to Mars or something? What
the fuck has this got to do with Mars or Golden Age?”
What would I say to that? “Always look
eye! Don’t forget to breathe! Very important!” It will make more sense as
we go.
Balance is key.
Leona Lewis. Run.
I’m pulling together a team
of Superheroes to save the world, Leona. Interested?
Supergirl Season 2
I have to warn you, Leona,
I’m not what people might expect. In America they say “This is my cousin, Superman.” When meeting me it’s “This is my cousin, Ciarán.”
Fat Bastard
If anyone is looking for
me, I’m in the pub.
The World’s End –
International Trailer
Ok, who’s next?
X-Men First Class -
Recruiting Mutants
There is a girl that used to work as barmaid in the Glendalough Hotel, Co.
Wicklow, Ireland. Zuanne or Zuanna. It’s one or the other. I think she is
from Slovenia?
Zuanne, if you are interested in the Space Agency I am setting up in Ireland,
you would have to learn Irish. Think of it as a cultural exchange.
Riker serving on a Klingon
ship
Irish language training will be a key part of the Irish Space Agency I set
up. It will be new to some, but we’ll get there.
Klingon Course 16: Qetlop
The Force runs deep in you, Zuanne. It needs only training to bring it out.
When things kick off there is an opening on the team if you want in.
Supergirl Season 2
If anyone is looking for
me, I’m in the pub.
Guinness “dancing man”
As far as I can perceive, only nine people in Ireland have Rank of Dragon,
not including the Resistance who were abducted but who were broken out and
came back to Ireland through a Stargate. I am one. Ellen is another. Zuanne
also is Dragon, as is Dave Nolan the postman from Maynooth. Dave took a
number of years a while ago to live in China and study Shaolin. Dave then
came back to Ireland and met me in the Anú Centre where he studied with me
for a few years. Qigong and psychic healing. He is one of my students from
the first few years of the Anú Centre. Dave is the Monkey King. Dave is a
postman. A humble profession. Like me, this has been part of his training.
Just as a part of my training is to have been broke for years. It is a
training in humility. Dave too is Dragon.
Monkey
Dave is one
of my early students. Dave, when contact happens with me I’ll be giving you a
call.
Iron Monk Trailer
Coming now to the Iron Monk himself, Yanzi Shi, I am putting together a team
of Superheroes to save the world. We could do with a 34th
generation Shaolin Master. One who is also Dragon. Interested?
Supergirl Season 2
Lisa in Ireland is also
Dragon. She achieved it in 2013. Lisa, when things kick off I am putting
together a team. There is an opening in the Irish Space Agency. For any who
have ever met Lisa, there are certain looks and facial expressions that
Heather Graham does that if a photograph was taken one would swear it was
Lisa. It is just with certain looks or in certain photographs. It is uncanny.
With other looks and expressions no, one would know it is not Lisa. But they
could easily pass as twins. It is uncanny.
Lisa, the Irish Space Agency I set up needs to be a swinging, happening
place. I need someone groovy who is also a Dragon. When things kick off I
need some Superheroes to save the world. You’re on the list.
Lisa, it wasn’t safe for me to contact people before. Too many assassins. But
now it is safe. Lisa, once contact is made with me that triggers Golden Age.
As soon as that happens I am setting up the Irish Space Agency. You’re in.
Austin Powers
Hey, Prime Minister Philippe of France, I’m pulling together a dream team to
go up into space. I’m looking forward to introducing you to the team. We need
some Superheroes to go into space and save the world from Armageddon.
Interested?
Armageddon – Dream Team
People don’t believe me when I say that I am a Sorcerer. But it’s actually
true.
The Sorcerer's Apprentice
Hey, Prime Minister Philippe, let me introduce myself as the future Taoiseach
of Ireland. As such I’ll probably be meeting you one day to discuss trade
deficit, interest rates and insurance claims. You know, day-to-day politics
stuff. Between Heads of State. I’m looking forward to my upcoming role in
politics. I reckon I’ll have a flair for it. Maybe we’ll bump into each other
one day in the Assemblée Nationale when I’m over on one of my State Visits.
Prime Minister Philippe, do you know the Irish Pub called Connolly’s Corner
on Rue de Mirbel in the 5th Arrondissement in Paris? It used to be
one of my haunts when I lived in Paris in the 90s. Do you know about the “No
Ties” policy they have there? At least they used to have it when I was last
there.
Connolly’s Corner Pub – No
Ties!
Prime Minister Philippe, one can wear a suit without being suit-minded.
A world’s first: Kevin
Richardson playing football with wild lions
Kevin Richardson, I’m
putting together a team to save the world. Consider this an official
invitation. Once contact is made with me the ball is in session. The game is
on. We need you Kevin. The world needs you! Interested in meeting the team?
Supergirl Season 2
Here is the deal Prime
Minister Philippe. We face annihilation unless we take action. That means
first step Mars. If we are going to be ready we need to go to Mars. We need
France on board. We need France to go to Mars. I can show you how to go. I
can make it happen in many ways. But France needs to work with me.
Armageddon Trailer
Prime Minister Philippe, you need to lose the suit mentality. Otherwise I
guarantee you France will not make it. Please loose the suit mentality. You
can still wear a suit. Just don’t be
a suit. Don’t be the Monty Python Lion Tamer. Be the other guy. We need you
Prime Minister Philippe. But we need you as the other guy.
It’s a mindset, Prime Minister Philippe. Get busy living. Life in every
breath.
The Secret Life of Walter
Mitty
I can’t
introduce you to the team if you are the Monty Python Lion Tamer guy. Please,
loosen up a little. And then meet the team. We need some Superheroes.
He is in there Prime Minister Philippe. He just needs a little encouragement
to come out.
The Incredibles
Here is a suggestion, Prime Minister Philippe. Meet myself, Simon Pegg if he
is around and a few of the lads. Maybe Superman might fly in for the
occasion. We’ll do 12 Irish pubs in Paris, including Connolly’s Corner, and
we’ll get absolutely annihilated. I guarantee you that if you get annihilated
on that pub crawl with me you’ll have loosened up. I guarantee it.
The World’s End –
International Trailer
I know you don’t get it,
Prime Minister Philippe, and I could shake you because we need you. You are
stuck in your head. So let me see if I can help you out. It’s about depth.
The type of depth that one cannot get if
one is in the head. It is a depth that one can only get if one is in one’s dan
tien.
Let me give an example. Jackie Chan is crazy. Totally crazy. And yet a
wonderful sense of humour. He is always dancing on the inside. I understand
this. I get it.
Guardians of the Galaxy
Vol. 2 Opening Scene | Dancing Baby Groot
I see what others miss.
Prime Minister Philippe, I could not have a conversation with you. It would
be enormously frustrating for me. You miss a lot because you are in your
head. But if you just loosened up you would see a lot more. Then I could chat
with you. If I was to have a chat with Jackie Chan he would get it. You would
miss almost everything. Straight over your head. But that is only because you
are stuck in your head. I cannot work with you if you are in your head.
Meet me. Get hammered drunk with me. One day of getting annihilated in the
pubs and I guarantee I will get you out of your head. Then and only then can
we work.
We need you Prime Minister Philippe. Please wake up. Jackie Chan gets it. Him
I could talk to straight away.
Please just get annihilated with me. And then come in and meet the team.
Although you may have already met some of them on the pub crawl. Get really,
really drunk. And then meet the team.
Supergirl Season 2
A quick word with Patrick.
Patrick Steward has Rank of Dragon. He is not as other men. I do not know
Patrick’s story. I do not know how he obtained that Rank. But I’d spot it
anywhere.
This one I’m dedicating to Patrick.
Picard’s second chance
(Tapestry)
I’m looking forward to
going to America. The first thing I will do is go to a bar.
That’s where you’ll find me. In the bar.
Colin’s trip to America
In the Race to Mars, I am
the one to beat. Will no-one challenge me in the Race to Mars? Who will meet
my challenge?
Goldberg's strength
A Woman’s Walk: Push or Pull
– Part I
Le gach dea-ghuí
Ciarán
E-mail: ciaranhandleycourses@gmail.com
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