Ciarán Handley
 

Fáilte!

My name is Ciarán Handley and I am a physicist and engineer based out of Bray, Co Wicklow, Ireland.

I work as a think-tank. I am multidisciplinarian. However my main area is Aerospace. Propulsion systems. Engines. Fuel systems. Aerodynamics. Control Systems Theory. Resonance problems. Computing. That kind of thing.

I may specialise now in aerospace. However I am multidisiplinarian.

Here is an example of some other things I have been working on.

How a Woman can Take a Man in Sex – Part I

How a Woman can Take a Man in Sex – Part II

How a Woman can Take a Man in Sex – Part III

How a Woman can Take a Man in Sex – Part IV

Solution to the Double Slit Experiment – Part I

Thoughts on a New Irish Script – Part I

The Spice Routes

Writing Computer Code in Irish – Part I

Writing Computer Code in Irish – Part II

Writing Computer Code in Irish – Part III

The Origin of Disease – Part I

Chi as a Carrier of Information – Part I

Leadership – Part I

Lin Chong Knew

Thermopylae

A Knight’s Tale – Part I

A Knight’s Tale – Part II

A Knight’s Tale – Part III

A Knight’s Tale – Part IV

Apollo 13 – The Long Burn

Apollo 13 – The Power Up Sequence

The Impulse Drive Engine

On the Nature of Genius – Part I

On Being Swoop

Ip Man Knew

PhD


In terms of technology Ireland leads the aerospace industry, both in terms of space technology and aviation. This is because of me and my work in propulsion systems, aerodynamics, control systems, computing systems and other areas. This is because when it comes to aerospace I am not just a genius, not just a prodigy, but a genuine freak of nature. This is not ego. It is simply true.

None of my designs have been released yet. After years of developing them they exist now only in my head, for once my designs were completed I destroyed all of my notes to save-guard the designs until proper financial and legal agreements have been put into place.

I offer now one technology to governments and space agencies, just one. The rest of my technologies I withhold for Ireland’s bid into space. For once I develop those technologies no country will have any hope of competing with Ireland in aerospace. I just need some initial funding to kick-start my project and then Ireland will lead the next missions to the moon. What makes this possible is my technologies. A life-time’s work for a Nobel Prize physicist can be the problem of a child to me. That is not ego. It is simply true.

 

We Choose to go to the Moon

 

The rockets we build in Ireland may be a fraction of the size of other space rockets, but they will carry far bigger payloads for their size, far more economically and far more reliably. Normally it would not be possible for a country the size of Ireland to go to the moon. Normally. What makes it possible is me. My engineering. My physics. My ability to pull the project together. I’ve been in training for the moon for years.

How a Shaolin Monk Trains


I fully intend that the next words spoken on the moon will be in Irish. The next flag there will be Irish.

“Can’t Help Falling In Love With You” – As Gaeilge

 

 

Once I get sufficient funding that I can start to develop my technologies, then Ireland leads the way to the moon. No-one else can hope to compete with my level of engineering. No-one.

 

Guinness “dancing man”


I offer now just one technology to kick-start things. Just one. I did offer this to France, but unfortunately they were not interested. So now I offer this technology to nations generally. In the case of a rocket the size of the Saturn V which was used to carry man to the moon, it would allow an increase in payload of approximately 200 tonnes. It would naturally offer a smaller payload increase in smaller rockets, but the payload increase would still be highly significant. This technology I offer for 60 million euro, the cost which could be spread across a number of different governments. The technology is simple - I could explain it in ten minutes – but it has substantial implications for the space industry. My conditions for releasing it are that it be released to public domain, where nations are free to use it without patents. I would be recognised as the originator of the idea, but there would be no patents. Governments and industry would be free to use it.

This is the only technology that I have on offer at this time. Once the finances come in then I will be in a position to begin developing my other technologies in Ireland. Then let the race begin. This is a Golden Age project. One of the projects that will be used to launch Golden Age.

Which is what this is all about.

It is time for Ireland to take her place among nations. For that we need to get our language back. This is about healing something that is very, very broken in Ireland. It is another of the Golden Age projects. When we go to the moon, we do it through Irish.


Ireland and the First World War

On the Irish Language – Part I

How to Learn a Language – Part I

How to Learn a Language – Part II

How to Learn a Language – Part III

On Learning Irish – Part I


Way of the Jedi

A 3-hour talk & demonstration

For those interested in hearing me talk about my work I am available to give 3-hour talks in Ireland. These would include a discussion and demonstrations of the Tao and Jedi abilities, including Extra-Sensory Perception and Remote (Psychic) Healing. I would be talking about topics such as Enlightenment, Knighthood, psychic ability, the nature of genius, healing cancers and other diseases, the ability to heal from critical injuries, even impossible injuries, how to teach/learn languages and the Way of the Dragon, which is a path I walk. Talks will include a number of demonstrations of psychic abilities such as ESP and Remote Healing.

If you are interested in inviting me to speak then I ask you to provide the venue room and the people. My cost is 200 euro. Above 20 people please add an additional 5 euro per person. If someone wants to take 10 euro on the door from people so that the cost of the venue is covered then I am ok with that. I am based out of Bray, Co. Wicklow. I will be travelling by car. If I have to travel more than an hour then there would be an additional charge for my time.

Please feel free to contact me on my e-mail address below if interested.

Donations

I do not work in a nine to five. Actually, I have not worked for years. This has allowed me to focus full-time on my research, my meditation and my writings, which I have done for years. While this may be fascinating, it does not yet pay the bills. Not yet anyway. Not until such time as I get my breakthrough in aerospace, In the meantime if any would wish to support the work I do by sending a donation, please contact me on my e-mail address below for details.

Go raibh maith agat!


Mystical Tracking – Part I

Homeopathy – Part I

Chinese Medicine – Why the Spleen governs Digestion

Chinese Medicine – Waveguides – Part I

On Healing Rape – Part I

A Tao of Sex – Part I

Why the Clitoris is Important for Men

Psychic Ability – Part I

Ultrasound and Foetal Scans – Part I

Regeneration – Part I

Alchemist – Part I

Electra

Everything is Kung Fu – Part I

The Backpacker Diaries

Why the Irish Dance

Empire – Part I

Why the Irish need to get our Language back

Hello – le Adele as Gaeilge


Phenomenon

Circumcision


The Road to Taoiseach

The first Jedi Taoiseach

What would it take for me to set up my space agency in Ireland? Apart from finances, which I expect to arrive once governments begin to realise that I hold critical technology? I would also need to be Taoiseach for my space agency to be viable. The reason is very simple. Many of the key technologies I have developed for Ireland’s bid into space. These technologies are critical to giving Ireland technical superiority in the space industry, for I have every intention of Ireland leading in the race back to the moon and most certainly to Mars. America has given a proposed date of 2033 for their manned mission to Mars. On a minimum budget I could be there ten years before this. With my technology, I could do this on a minimal budget. With my understanding of aerospace Ireland could easily not only make it to Mars, but could do so a decade before our next competitor. Once I start building rockets everything else on the planet is stone-age in comparison. People can have no idea how easy aerospace is for me.

While I do intend to release some of my more minor space technologies to other nations to help finance my space agency, (technologies which would still be stone-age for me but which would be considered revolutionary by other space agencies), I do need to develop my key technologies for Ireland only at first. This is Ireland’s time to shine. In time these technologies can be released to other nations. But not before Ireland puts a flag on Mars. I will say that I am proposing two space agencies in Ireland. One for the Irish nation. The other a private enterprise, funded by me. The only way I could drive these through is if I am Taoiseach. In no other way could I set up these space agencies.

How could I be elected Taoiseach? Very easily. I have the knowledge to launch the greatest Golden Age in history. I just do. Once people realise that and once I obtain funding to set up and train my new political party, then I look forward to my landslide victory which will help enable me to set up my new space agencies in Ireland.

Understand?

Avicii Vs Lurgan – “Wake Me Up” as Gaeilge


The Road to Taoiseach – Part I

Economics – Currency – Part I

Despacito - As Gaeilge


The Price of Housing – Part I


My New Moon Base

The first Irish Colony on the Moon

Get me in as Taoiseach and I will begin constructing my new Moon Base.

Austin Powers – The Spy Who Shagged Me | Moon Base


The Price of Housing – Part II

Star Trek - The Irish in Space


The Price of Housing – Part III

The Price of Housing – Part IV

Top Gun – Part I

Civilization IV Trailer


Truth be told, I see the moon more as a school exercise for helping train people in the new space agencies I set up. The moon holds no challenge for me. My real objective is Mars. Let me give you an idea of what I am planning for the first Irish mission to Mars.

Eden Project: a visit in just under a minute


My destination is Mars. At the centre of the Solar System.

Star Trek V: The Final Frontier – Trailer


What Women Want


I just need some initial funds to kick-start my project to Mars. Once I set up my space agencies, everyone else – just try and keep up!

Flashdance - Maniac


Kirk vs Gorn

Launching my Political Party – Part I

Launching my Political Party – Part II

Launching my Political Party – Part III

Launching my Political Party – Part IV

Launching my Political Party – Part V

Launching my Political Party – Part VI

Launching my Political Party – Part VII

Launching my Political Party – Part VIII

Carnival na nGaedheal - GAA ar son na Gaeilge


I haven’t actually done that much on aerospace these past few months. You see I’ve been ironing out the problems since 2013, and as of mid 2018 I don’t really have much else to do in my aerospace research. All of my designs are now complete. The kinks have been worked out. I’m just twiddling my thumbs, waiting for something to kick-off so that I can start to build it.

The Nth Degree


Actually my primary focus for much of 2018 has been construction and housing. New construction techniques for housing, geodesic domes and other structures. I will not release any of this construction research unless patents issues are resolved, so that I am free to release my work without fear of anyone else trying to patent my work or claim my work as their own. Until such time as this problem is unresolved I will withhold this work. If however governments are interested in resolving the patent issues, and if funding is in place for me to work, then construction is a key area I wish to focus on in Ireland. And elsewhere. It is to do with introducing Golden Age architecture and building techniques, rather than what currently passes for housing in Ireland.

If governments are interested in talking to me I can release this information once the patent issues have been resolved. A condition for me to release my research is that it be released to humanity patent free. Anyone then is free to use my ideas. I did not spend years working on these ideas only to see them patented by big corporations who had nothing whatsoever to do with coming up with the research.

If governments are interested, please talk to me. You may find me easier to understand than you think.

Klingon Course 16: Qetlop


My Research – Part I


This ends my initial release of research. For me to release further research – governments: bring a cheque-book! I have been compromised – yes by governments – for years. My research denied to humanity for almost six years now because of repeated attempts to steal my research and to assassinate me. I offered governments the greatest Golden Age in history in 2013. All they cared about however was stealing my research and trying to assassinate me to cover the evidence. And so Golden Age never happened. Thanks to being locked down by governments I have been unable to work for years. I have had to borrow money for quite some time now simply to eat and to pay basic bills. Because of governments.

Cinderella Man 2005 Trailer


Let me say something now. Golden Age failed because of corruption, abuse of power, pettiness and smallness of vision. I can barely walk now. I have been crippled by numerous injuries. I had to learn how to speak again. For a time I lost the use of my legs. I had to learn how to walk again. I have also lost much of the use of my right arm. I carry many injuries. Governments have tried to take me out for years. But I am very, very hard to kill.



The Bionic Woman


I have been injured in the male and injured in the female. This is my Duality. My injuries are absolutely impossible to survive. Normally. But it is true that I am an X-Man. The world's first. This gives me an incredible ability to heal. I lost the use of my legs for a time. And my right arm. I am Professor X. In time I will recover my health completely. Actually, even stronger than before.

The Six Million Dollar Man


Golden Age may have failed. But we still have a window to get things back on track. We have come almost six years into the future. History has no record of Golden Age. But we still have a chance to get back on track. There is still a chance we can fix this.


Yesterday’s Enterprise Trailer



Golden Age did not fail because of men.
It failed because of lack of men.

Golden Age did not fail because of manhood.
It failed because of lack of manhood.


Every attempt of mine to launch Golden Age has been blocked. By lesser men. By Shadows of Men. It has taken me quite some time to set up this latest attempt. This one must break through. Golden Age is the most significant event in history. It must not be allowed to falter over the greed and corruption of a handful. Whatever it takes, Golden Age must succeed.

I have been brought right to the brink now financially and I can tell you that I need help. Fast! Please, help me salvage something of Golden Age. And let me do my fucking job!

I will leave you with this clip. Many have tried to kill me. But I am very, very hard to kill. It’s an X-Man thing.

 


Iron Monk Trailer



Now, can governments please stop jerking around and get me the finances so that I can finally launch this fucking Golden Age! Get me the funds and get the gobshites off my back so I can do my fucking job! It is not a lot to ask.


Stayin’ Alive

 

Day 21 November

The Day after Yesterday

Where’s my money you thieving bastards?


Galaxy Quest scenes best of Mathesar and Alien crew


Now I did say that I would not release any more research until finances come in. So this next bit is not research. But it is relevant for Golden Age, which is what this is all about. Trying to kick-start Golden Age. While getting past those who block it.


True Lies

Hot Fuzz

The Kilkennys – Ceili Music

 


A Famous Irish Woman


There are those who would never let me come to the title of Taoiseach. They seek the research, for it is precious to them.

 

But I will be Taoiseach nonetheless. I take the Paths of the Dead, for I have walked into death and returned to reach this place.

 

 

The Return of the King


Miss Congeniality

Way of the Jedi – Part I







 

This is about the closest I have ever been to Tibet, which was in 1999. Thorong La pass in Nepal at 5,416 meters.

I was within about 20 miles of Tibet.

 


I achieved Enlightenment in the summer of 2002 in Chang Mai, North Thailand. In 2008 I dropped out of almost all contact with people. No-one has known what I have been working on for years. Almost no-one has seen me for years.

 

On December 21st 2012 I became the first in history to achieve the Tao as a permanent state of being. This represents Ascension, the next stage of Enlightenment. As a guideline if one has achieved Enlightenment one is about half-way to Ascension. This represents the Tao.

 

 

Seven Years in Tibet – Trailer


Way of the Woman – Part I

Designing the Perfect Bra – Part I

We Don’t Need You


“Gut?”

“Ja. Sehr gut!”


Barbarella - Orgasmatron

 

7:42 pm Irish time.

I had expected to have finished writing for the evening. However an incident happened about an hour ago which forces a situation. Not for the first time Britain dispatched an SAS team to try to take me out. This was very foolish, Theresa. Theresa, you should know that it is by my decision which countries go Golden Age and which do not. Those countries that go Golden Age will rise. Those that do not will fall. A line has now been crossed, Theresa. England will be denied Golden Age. This decision not to be reviewed until such time as Britain pulls out of Ireland. We’ve had enough of your past. Now get your troops the fuck out of this country. In a conflict between England and an X-Man, this X-Man would win. I’m giving England to 2024 to get the fuck out of this country. Golden Age begins in Ireland. We cannot do this so long as our country is divided, with a part of it under foreign occupation. This shit has been going on for over eight hundred years. It ends now.

My decision to deny Golden Age to England applies to England, but not to Scotland, Wales or Cornwall, which are all to be considered separately. And Theresa, the next time you send someone to assassinate me, I will kill you instantly. On this you have my oath,

 

The Men Who Stare At Goats - Trailer

 


The Peacemaker

Transfigurations


Day 22 November

What the fuck happened Yesterday?

Ok, maybe this attempt, attempt number 4,873, to launch Golden Age is not going so well. We do seem to have run into a hiccup. People have let themselves down. One again Golden Age flounders because of people letting themselves down. However there is something that I have said for years.

Everyone falls at some stage.
But a measure of a man is how he handles himself once he falls.

Golden Age is in trouble. Deep trouble. Now, what do people want to do about that? People can either accept that Golden Age has failed and resign themselves to more of the same half-assed, piss-poor, miserable semi-existence that most people call a life. Or people can pick themselves up, dust themselves off and get back in the game. Humanity stands on the brink. To those fuck-wits who are blocking Golden Age, is that really how you wish history to remember you? If we survive that long. As the gobshites who fucked-up Golden Age over inane, obtuse, head-up-the arseness? Or would you rather be remembered as the people who got off your arses and did something about it?

Everyone falls at some stage.
But a measure of a man is how he handles himself once he falls.

Humanity is in deep shit. Golden Age in crisis. Now, what are you going to do about it?

David & Goliath: Hulk Hogan Body Slams André the Giant


We have a chance of launching Golden Age. For that, somebody in government needs to get off his arse and make a phone-call. Which shouldn’t be a big deal normally but which for some reason seems like a Herculean task for governments.

We have a chance of launching Golden Age. Now, what are you going to do about it?

Civilization 5 Opening Cinematic



Let me give you a hint. A good place to start might be to make a phone-call to me. “Guten Tag Ciarán!” “Bonjour Ciarán!” “Buongiorno Ciarán!” “Konnichiwa Ciarán!” “We are interested in this Golden Age you speak off. To get the ball rolling, we are interested in this Space Technology you mentioned.” As for America and England, talk to me. Talk to me about getting back in the game.

The red pill or the blue pill? Just take the red pill and wake the fuck up! We are on the edge. Please do not miss this window. Please do not throw away Golden Age.

So, what are you going to do about it?

Bill Goldberg’s best feat of strength


Understand?

Goldberg – Gorilla Press Compilation


Now, please pick up the phone and make the call. And let us get this show on the road.

Goldberg's strength


Try talking to me. I’m not as difficult to talk to as you might think.

Klingon Course 16: Qetlop

 

I’ll be waiting.

Avicii Vs Lurgan – “Wake Me Up” as Gaeilge

 

Bill & Ted launched a Golden Age

Now if I can just avoid the assassins and stay alive long enough, we might just get our Golden Age.

Clouseau v Cato – Round 6


Race for the Moon – Part I


Always anticipate the unexpected. This is a very important part of Jedi training.

 

 

Clouseau v Cato – Round 1

Race for the Moon – Part II

Race for the Moon – Part III


Clouseau v Cato – Round 2



I’m writing about a race for the moon here, but that’s for you guys. While you’re still half-way towards building your spacecraft for the moon I’ll already be on Mars. In terms of aerospace, I am that good. I just am.


Put ‘Em Under Pressure


Race for the Moon – Part IV

Race for the Moon – Part V

Clouseau v Cato – Round 3


Race for the Moon – Part VI

GAA BEO | Beo anois ar TG4

 



Hello and welcome to Golden Age Updates

 

 

It seems that we have unconfirmed reports of someone trying to launch a Golden Age in Ireland. Unconfirmed reports are that an Irishman is overthrowing physics and causing turmoil with new writing scripts he is developing for Irish. We also have reports that he has the secret to solving the world’s energy crisis and that he has plans to address the housing crisis in Ireland. While at the same time building an Irish Space Agency and putting Ireland at the forefront of the aerospace industry.

 

And something about him achieving the Tao.

 

D’Unbelievables - Crimebusters


Will No One Meet My Challenge? – Part I

Will No One Meet My Challenge? – Part II

Will No One Meet My Challenge? – Part III

The Arc Reactor – Part I

Avicii Vs Lurgan – “Wake Me Up” as Gaeilge



Day 23 November

Still here?

I know governments are wondering if there is anything to what I say about Golden Age? Have they been going about this the right way? If only there was some indication, some sign...

The Man with Two Brains – Just Give me a Sign



I will have male friends. And I will have female friends. But those closest to me will always be women.



Mo Ghille Mear


Daniel Jackson – Part I


Are you thinking of learning Irish?


I did say that I would release no more research until the situation moved forward. However I realise that I do need to give something more to unblock the deadlock. So, judgement call, I’ll give some more.

What I say now will seem strange, but as you read more a picture will begin to build. Who am I? I am John Connor. For six years now I have led the war against the Small Greys. Earth is at war although very few know of it. I am John Connor. I lead the Resistance. We are going to launch the greatest Golden Age in history. But we have to smash through the Small Greys to achieve it.
 
Can the Small Greys be fought? Yes. I have killed numbers beyond imagining of them. As to how, that story is long in the telling. But I will begin it now.


Understanding Language – Part I


I know governments are wondering if there is anything to what I say about Golden Age? Should they get on board? Should they answer the call and help launch Golden Age...?

Théoden’s Hard Decision


Frankenstein – Part I

Frankenstein – Part II

Frankenstein – Part III


Motion in Stillness
Stillness in Motion

This is the Tao.

The speed comes from the stillness. In infinite stillness there is infinite speed. In infinite stillness there is infinite power. The degree to which one can be in stillness is a measure of the degree of one’s speed. This is “no-mind”. This is mushin. This is the Tao.

Stillness in Motion. Motion in Stillness. This is Duality coming together in Unity. It is a paradox and it may sound confusing.

But it makes perfect sense in the Tao.

 

 

The Last Samurai - "No mind"



The greater the stillness, (the no-mind), the greater the speed.


The Last Samurai – Kendo training


In my case my body is crippled with injury. I can barely walk. Movements are painful for me. There is no part of my body that has not suffered injury. But in times of need I can move with impossible speed. Absolutely impossible. In times of need I move as a blur. What makes this possible is my depth of stillness of mind. I have the stillest mind in history. Which gives me the greatest speed in history.

I can barely walk normally. But in combat, my speed is not possible. Because of my stillness of mind.


Bulletproof Monk Trailer


The Unity of Opposites is the balance between Yin and Yang. In the Tao – Unity, one finds Duality – Yin and Yang. It was my ability to integrate Duality, Yin and Yang – the female and the male – in Unity, as One, that enabled me to achieve the Tao. This is how I became an X-Man.

It is my ability to balance the female and the male that has enabled me to become the first X-Man in history.


Diana Ross - Chain Reaction

Understand?

D’Unbelievables - D'Builders


We are all ONE


Get me in as Taoiseach and I will create a Utopia of the United States of Europe and Humanity in Ireland, where we are all One People. Muslim, African, Chinese – all the same. We are all one people! In my ideal Utopia there will be no individual culture. No concept of nationhood or history. No concept of individual peoples. No concept of language or tradition. I will continue the good work of our existing government and continue to wipe out Irish language and culture in our efforts to modernise Ireland. So that we Irish people are the same as Hindus, Nigerians, Chinese – all One People. There will be no Irish flag – only a flag of the United States of Europe. And of Africa and Asia. Get me in and I will continue Leo’s vision!

Bollywood


No?

Oh dear. Well in that case I suppose we’ll have to strengthen Irish culture instead.

Avicii Vs Lurgan – “Wake Me Up” as Gaeilge

The year is now 2028. Leo’s vision of a Hindu Ireland has succeeded. We are all now One People. Let us see an example of traditional Irish dancing in 2028.


Zaouli African Techno Rave Dancer


But you know what – for me that doesn’t quite work. If I want to see that I can go to Africa. But I do not want to see that in Connemara masquerading as Irish dance. No fucking way.

Leo, the way I see it you’re just taking up space, sitting in my chair. I am coming Leo. And you are just sitting in my chair. Golden Age is coming Leo, and you’re just in the way.

When I come in as Taoiseach, it’s back to basics.

The Kilkennys – Ceili Music


I’m in training for Taoiseach.

How a Shaolin Monk Trains


I’ve heard that some people have said that I’m not politically correct

 

 

I don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about.

 

 

There’s something about Mary – “Those Goofy Bastards”

 

Let me say something about Political Correctness. It is a form of cowardness. It is when one sees something wrong, when one knows that something is wrong, but one says nothing. I may be many things. But politically correct I am not.

Do I have any message for the Irish Government?

Yes.


Going the Wrong Way

Now, Golden Age is upon us. It is the most significant event in history and it begins in Ireland. It is a great honour for Ireland that Golden Age begins here. So please, do not do anything to block Golden Age. Rather please do everything in your power, as in bend over backwards, to ensure that I have the full support of the Irish government. Leo, you need to start thinking about retiring.


On Walking on Water

X-Men First Class

Thank You

Clouseau v Cato – Round 4


Language and the Borg – Part I

Language and Symbolism – Part I

Language and the Borg – Part II

Language and the Borg – Part III

Phase Lock Points

W & Z Bosons

Matter, Antimatter & the Big Bang

Neutrinos & Phase Shift

The Mirror Reflection Problem – Part I

Quantum Singularities – Part I

The Second Law of Thermodynamics – Part I

A Discrepancy in W & Z Bosons – Part I



Day 24 November

Plenty more where that came from

Physics, aerospace, economics, Knighthood, Way of the Warrior, the Tao, Jedi, relationships, sex, medicine, culture, linguistics, construction, architecture, music, the Arts, psychology, psychic ability, leadership and management, X-Men abilities: It is the knowledge to launch Golden Age.

Plenty more where that came from.


Three Amigos

Some Like it Hot


The Incredibles



Golden Age is upon us. It begins in Ireland. I am ready. Are you?

D’Unbelievables - D'Builders




Earlier on this website I wrote the following:

“I offer now just one technology to kick-start things. Just one. I did offer this to France, but unfortunately they were not interested. So now I offer this technology to nations generally. In the case of a rocket the size of the Saturn V which was used to carry man to the moon, it would allow an increase in payload of approximately 200 tonnes. It would naturally offer a smaller payload increase in smaller rockets, but the payload increase would still be highly significant. This technology I offer for 60 million euro, the cost which could be spread across a number of different governments. The technology is simple - I could explain it in ten minutes – but it has substantial implications for the space industry. My conditions for releasing it are that it be released to public domain, where nations are free to use it without patents. I would be recognised as the originator of the idea, but there would be no patents. Governments and industry would be free to use it.”

Governments know that I am compromised financially. They know. And yet they do nothing. They would rather wait for me to fall and let Golden Age fall with me. No words can adequately describe my contempt for these Shadows of Men. Donald Trump in particular. There can be no doubt that he would let Golden Age fall rather than get off his arse to do anything about it. He would deny the technologies and Golden Age to America and the rest of humanity rather than get off his arse to kick-start things. No words can convey the disgrace. America’s name in history – disgrace. For Trump and other incompetent fucks like him block Golden Age not just for America, but for the rest of humanity. The most significant event in history a non-event. Because of incompetent fucks like Trump. No fucking way. Trump, if you think for one moment that I am going to allow Golden Age to fail because you will not get off your fat arse, then you have another thing coming. So let me make this very clear. Trigger Golden Age. Or you will be spending Christmas in a pine box. I swear it.

Remove the block. Allow Golden Age to go ahead. Stop blocking Golden Age for humanity. Or I will kill you and then work through the chain of command until finally I find someone who will remove the block and allow Golden Age to proceed.

You are on the clock Trump. I had better see one hell of a change in attitude fast. And some serious progress.  Or I take you out of the equation.

Understand?

As for the technology above that I offered for 60 million euro, the price has now gone up to 150 million euro. The more governments fuck around the higher the price goes. All other technologies are off the table for now, because of the fucking around of governments. The Arc Reactor and other technologies – all on hold because of the fucking around of governments.

Shadows of Men. Governments better get their arses in gear. Fast!


Yesterday’s Enterprise Trailer



If it helps I am happy to come to America to discuss it. No problem with that.


Bullseye at the Airport


The Will To Do It  - Part I

Crocodile Dundee – Trailer



I come in peace. I desire no conflict. I am not only Enlightened, but I have the highest level of Enlightenment in history. I am the first to achieve the Tao. Enlightened Warrior. Only in defence will I act. Either in defence of myself or in defence of others. Or in defence of Golden Age, but that Golden Age is now seriously threatened. Seriously threatened.

Without Golden Age humanity faces certainty of annihilation. I will not allow that to happen. For six years I have tried to kick-start Golden Age peacefully. The problem is thick fucks. People with attitude. There is always some fucking idiot with an attitude.

Now, here is how it works. America is going to put its weapons down and invite me cordially to visit America to help launch Golden Age. As to those fuck-heads with attitude, just please keep them out of my way.

Please, for the sake of humanity, please let us work together to launch Golden Age.

Bokken y Katana = Tegatana Aikido


Why can’t people just get along?

Erik the Viking – Slaves in Boat


We got off to a bad start. Let’s try that again, shall we?

Golden Age. Yes? No? Interested?

Avicii Vs Lurgan – “Wake Me Up” as Gaeilge


I come as Ciarán. None but those women who are closest to me will know me as Gráinne.

People will see me as Ciarán. But inside, I am Gráinne.


Diana Ross - Chain Reaction


Now, time for a little more culture. Let me introduce Liam Ó Maonlaí.


Liam Ó Maonlaí



Liam, if things kick off in Golden Age, are you interested in a place in my government? I have an opening for the Minister of Hindu Affairs.

Bollywood


I’m looking forward to coming to America.

Fletch Trailer


The sooner we get things started the sooner I can set up my Space Agency.

Armageddon Evaluation



The First X-Girl – Part I

Wassup – Part I


Day 25 November

 

I miss my country.

Tá said ag teacht


I want my country back.

 

Caladh Nua – Cad É Sin don Té Sin


Bin Laden

The Secret of My Success

Turk 182

Shawshank Redemption - Letters

Conspiracy Theory

Galaxy Quest: Historical Documents



People have been messing around with Golden Age

 

 

No-one can mess with Golden Age. The price will continue to rise for the aerospace technologies the longer governments delay.

 

 

Father Ted | The Forfeit



Hard to Kill


Why do I laugh? Because if you don’t laugh, you cry. Laughing helps. It just does.


Stayin’ Alive


How am I still alive? There are a number of reasons. But one is that when in crisis, I am this fast. A number of X-Files cases going back years will start to come to light now. My speed comes from my stillness of mind. When in need, I can move impossibly fast.


Equilibrium

 

Way of the Dragon – Part I

Way of the Dragon – Part II

Dragon The Bruce Lee Story - Early teacher




I address you tonight not as the President of the United States, not as the leader of a country. That guy’s asleep.

 

 

I address you as a citizen of humanity.

 

 

Armageddon Speech


La Résistance – Part I

René et Yvette


Prometheus


Golden Age was blocked in 2013 by Barack Obama’s deal with the Small Greys. Barack, I have a message for you.

 

May You Live Forever



The Pentagon and My Research - Part I

Kelly’s Heroes

 



I’ll give something else now that governments can use to get some validation of who I am

 

 

Algeria, 2013. What happened there is an X-Files case for the Pentagon. The person that they suspected was operating behind the scenes they codenamed Neo.

 

The Pentagon strongly suspect it. But let me confirm it for them.

 

I am Neo.

 

The Naked Gun Intro

 


The Hunt for Red October

Rio Lobo

Luke is in isolation



Slí Éamon de Buitléar

Synesthesia – Part I



Just Visiting


Magician – Part I

Codebreaking – Part I

Codebreaking – Part II


Golden Age was blocked by America’s collaboration with the greatest enemy this world has ever known. The Small Greys. In return for technology to pull information from people’s minds, to control or overwrite people’s minds and to kill remotely (all via the implants) and the promise of a Stargate, a promise that the Small Greys had no intention of delivering on, America agreed to aid the Small Greys in the assimilation of humanity, to kill the leader of the Resistance – me (I actually am John Connor), and to block Golden Age. Those involved are the greatest traitors in history.

Humanity now faces annihilation unless we can break the hold of the collaborators. The blocking of Golden Age and the collaboration with Small Greys has been catastrophic. Either we break the hold of the collaborators, centred in America, or it is over. Humanity is on the brink of annihilation. So I am giving America an ultimatum. Break your collaboration with the Small Greys now. And work with me to trigger Golden Age. Or I will go to open war with you. I can take out key members of your government, your Chiefs of Staff and others effortlessly from here. For that I do not use implants. This I can do psychically. America, break your collaboration with Small Greys. Now. Or I will break you.

We are out of time.

Foothold

Codebreaking – Part III

Codebreaking – Part IV

Codebreaking – Part V

The Return of the King

 

Day 26 November

The Race to Mars

 

Space Race


Something changed somewhat last night. A possible opening. Maybe, just maybe it might be possible now to kick-start something of Golden Age. Every attempt so far has failed. Please, governments, don’t get this one wrong.


Here is how it works. I am going to give something now. Something worth trillions to the Space industry. It is one of my technologies, just one, but it is enough to unlock the race for Mars. It is enough to put Mars within reach of a number of nations. I release this now to public domain. No-one may patent it. Any are free to use it. It is not the Impulse Drive Engine. That ace I keep hidden for now. Nor is it the technology to lift an additional 200 tonnes payload that I wrote about. No, it’s something different.

It is something very simple. But it is a key technology, and it unlocks Mars.

So, here is now it works. I’m unlocking Mars now for governments. A number of nations will now be in a position to go, with this one document. That is me, helping to kick-start things. Here is what governments are going to do. They are going to get money to me. FAST! Like yesterday. And they are going to fall over themselves to ensure that this Race to Mars goes ahead. And that Ireland is in the race. Led by me. The red tape is to be removed. The obstacles removed. And governments are going to give me their full support to set up my Political Party in Ireland, run for Taoiseach, set up my Space Agency and launch Golden Age.

Every attempt to launch Golden Age has been blocked. Not this time. Governments – make it happen! Break the deadlock. Make contact with me. Now! Get money to me. Now! Not tomorrow. Now! (I have just received a warning from the Car Insurance as I have not paid this bill. I have also missed payment on my phone bill and on my credit card bill.) The knowledge I give is incalculable in worth. Now, will governments ever get off their fucking arses and get me the money so I can PAY MY FUCKING BILLS!

You want my help? THEN STOP FUCKING AROUND!

With that said, I release enough in this document to unlock Mars. Please, help redeem your honour. Meet me part way.

I’m here to launch Golden Age. LET ME DO MY FUCKING JOB!!


The Secret to Mars: Nozzle Design – Part I

Call me, veilleicht


America stole research from me. They put their name on my research.


Indiana Jones meets Adolph Hitler

If you are going to put a flag on Mars, do it in a rocket that you designed yourselves. Or that you got from others in cooperation. Not from technology that you fucking stole and killed people over. Killed children over.



Hitler finds out that he gave Indiana Jones his autograph


I’m here to launch Golden Age. LET ME DO MY FUCKING JOB!!


Hitler learns that Indiana Jones gets the Lost Ark First


Now, get me my fucking money, remove the blocks, make the call and let me kick-start Golden Age. Redeem your honour. It is not enough to simply go to Mars. The way in which it is done is important.


A New World Champion!


Please, if you are going to go into space, do it with honour.

Barack Obama singing Call Me Maybe

It is not the case that only on the brink do people find the will to change. It depends on the people. But a number of governments, led by America, have indeed brought us to the brink. The greatest Golden Age in history was offered to them on a platter. But all they gave a shit about was their own petty fucking abuse of power. And so we face annihilation. Because without Golden Age we have no hope of surviving what is coming. Why are governments so dead set against Golden Age anyway? Can someone please tell me why THE FUCK are governments so fucking determined to kill me and to wipe out Golden Age?


It’s only on the brink that people find the will to change



Golden Age? Yes or No? What’s it to be?


Yesterday’s Enterprise Trailer


Then pick up the fucking phone and kick-start it. The sooner we kick things off, the sooner we can start to make things right. A fresh start. Just make the fucking call.

America, I’m giving you an ultimatum. Unblock this, now, or I break you. We are out of time. Your allies, the Borg, are coming. Nothing can stop that. But if we launch Golden Age then we have the knowledge to stand against them. Only the Jedi can stand against the Borg. Only the Jedi. I know how to defeat them. Your allies. The problem is not the Borg. It is the collaborations. And the obtuse fucks who will not get off their fucking arses. We are out of time. So I’m going to raise the stakes.

Years ago I hacked the Small Grey computers which enabled me to hack America’s Defence Network. It’s a good job I did too, for America are building SkyNet. If I hadn’t blocked America’s new defence computers from going live, they would have initiated a nuclear strike. I keep trying to warn them about Artificial Intelligence. They never listen.

America, from when I put this section live on the Internet I am switching you to DEFCON 3 for exactly six minutes. I’m just trying to get your attention. Wake the fuck up! Make the call now. If contact is not made with me today then the body count starts going up this night. Precision strikes, beginning with key collaborators in the Pentagon and NSA. We are on a countdown to war because America will not remove the blocks on Golden Age.

Take me seriously, America. Take me very, very seriously.

WarGames

Make the fucking call.

Golden Age did not fail because of men.
It failed because of lack of men.

Golden Age did not fail because of manhood.
It failed because of lack of manhood.

Help me out here. I’m not looking for a lot.


Why make trillions when we could make billions?

When the money comes in I’ll set up my Irish Space Agency. Standards will be high.


D’Unbelievables - D'Builders


In Golden Age I get to be her. With women who know me as Gráinne anyway. No man will ever get to meet Gráinne. Check out this performance. This entire performance is in the Tao.

Leona Lewis. Run.


I’m really looking forward to setting up my Irish Space Agency.


D’Unbelievables - D'Builders


How I Became Jamie – Part I


Peaceful Warrior Movie Trailer


Cyborg – Part I

Cyborg – Part II


Groundhog Day “I’m a God”


Cyborg – Part III  (Groundhog Day)


Phil sees a Psychologist

Stayin’ Alive – Part I

Heaven Can Wait


Gladiator


I look forward to setting up my Irish Space Agency.


Father Ted – Space



Day 27 November

The Race to Mars

 

Golden Age. Governments may not give a fuck. But you know what – it is the people. It is they who will determine right and wrong. In the words of the Drefuss Affair, “J’Accuse...!”


Einstein’s Big Idea | PBS America

We are out of time. Either we break through and launch Golden Age. Or it is over. That is bottom line. And so I have made another decision. Judgement call. I am going to release another piece of aerospace technology. Why? Because we either break-through or it is over. It’s not one of my really big ones. Those aces I still keep up my sleeve. Rather it is the one where I said one could lift an additional 200 tonnes of payload in a rocket the size of a Saturn V. While I have no doubt whatsoever that many in governments would just take what they can without doing anything to help, not all people are so utterly devoid of honour. To those thieving fucks in government who have been blocking Golden Age – my message to you is go fuck yourselves. This technology is not for you. It is for the people. Good people. Those with honour and integrity. The people who want to go Golden Age. The people you fucks are blocking with your corrupt, dishonourable fuckedupness. Governments that block Golden Age have disgraced themselves and their countries.

This technology is for the people. It is for Golden Age. It is the people who will determine right and wrong.


How a Saturn V Could Lift 200 Tonnes More Payload – Part I

How a Saturn V Could Lift 200 Tonnes More Payload – Part II


Where’s the money for my fucking Space Agency?


How a Saturn V Could Lift 200 Tonnes More Payload – Part III

The Karate Kid (2010) – Everything is Kung Fu


How a Saturn V Could Lift 200 Tonnes More Payload – Part IV


Fifth Element – Diva


Now, who is interested in a friendly Race to Mars? As a project to help launch Golden Age.
Second place is still up for contention.


Richthofen’s Flying Circus


Are there none can challenge us?

Avicii Vs Lurgan – “Wake Me Up” as Gaeilge


What of America? Is America interested in a Race to Mars?

Bokken y Katana = Tegatana Aikido


We got off to a bad start. Why not start over? Let me tell you a story. A story of a man called Wolfe Tone. You may find this relevant.


Wolfe Tone


Now, how about a fresh start? Governments, get me the money to set up my Space Agency. And throw me a life-line financially. Fast! I really am up the creek without a paddle. Let us launch the Race. I will agree not to use the Impulse Drive or the Quantum Drive, which are the two most powerful technologies I could use for Mars. I will agree to this handicap. In part because if I use Impulse Drive then no other country has a hope against me. But also and more importantly, it has become abundantly clear that humanity is not yet ready for Impulse Drive. And certainly not Quantum Drive. Those technologies must be withheld until humanity is ready. In time perhaps. But not yet.

A Race. From Earth to Mars. Open it up to all countries. I can help with some starter technologies. And then let the best man win. Or woman as the case may be.

What do you say?

Bill Goldberg’s best feat of strength

In case there is any confusion, in terms of aerospace I am the Giant. I am the one to beat. I accept all challengers.

Goldberg's strength

Who is ready for this Race? Is Germany ready? Is France ready? Is America ready? Is Japan ready? Is Argentina ready? Who in Africa is ready? Is Ireland ready?

Bollywood


Oh! Well perhaps Ireland is not ready just yet. Better get me in instead then.


A Knight’s Tale

Is there no-one can stand against me?


Gladiator


I have the level. I’m just waiting for things to kick off.


Hot Fuzz

I’m ready. Are you?


D’Unbelievables - D'Builders


The Borg are coming. I’ve been screaming this at governments for years. Only by going Golden Age will we have the strength to stand against them.

Eric the Viking – Hy Brasil Sinking

Only the Jedi can stand against the Borg. Only the Jedi. I must train others. I must pass on my knowledge.

The Return of the Jedi

Microsoft and the NSA – Part I


Citizen Smith

On Being Cool – Part I

On Being Cool – Part II

Father Jack



“Captain Picard, a Romulan Warbird has just decloaked off our starboard bow.”

“Waaa, fuck! Arse!!”

“They are charging weapons, Captain! What should we do?”

“How the fuck should I know? I’m way too cool to know that. Fuck! Arse! Waaaaa!”



You see Golden Age is about being really, really cool. Now, who is interested in the Race to Mars? I can show you how to do it for a fraction of the cost.


Red Army Choir – Russian National Anthem



Michael Collins – Part I


“Governments of the world, my name is Herr Doktor Ciarán Handley. I would like to ask you for 100 billion dollars so that I can set up my Space Agency and lead Ireland in the Race to Mars. In return I will release a number of starter technologies to help get nations up and running in this Race for Mars, and I will launch the greatest Golden Age in history.

Actually, you know what: I don’t need 100 billion dollars. 50 billion will do. Danke. Bitte schön.”

Austin Powers – The Spy Who Shagged Me | Moon Base



I am going to say something now. I am behind on some basic bills which I cannot pay. I missed my phone bill payment this month, as I missed my credit card payment. I have had a warning on missed payment for my car insurance, but I don’t have the money for it. I have had the backs of governments for years. But governments wouldn’t even give me a few hundred quid to get to the end of this month and pay basic bills. No words can ever express my concept, and I fucking guarantee you that it will be remembered. Yes I will help launch Golden Age. And yes I will give technologies. Get me the money and I will. But I fucking guarantee you that this will be remembered. The next time governments look for my help – go fuck yourselves.

We will go Golden Age, but the disgrace will live forevermore in history. Golden Age is the most significant event in history. This period of history will be the most studied in history, the launching of Golden Age. In ten thousand years time there will not be a man, woman or child who does not know the names of those who were involved in launching Golden Age, nor the names of those cunts who blocked it.

Yes, I’ll launch Golden Age. But to those cunts who blocked, we are not friends. I will remember this for a very, very long time.

As a direct result of governments leaving me in destitution, putting me in this compromised position, I have decided that like Impulse Drive and Quantum Drive, the Arc Reactor is to be withheld from humanity indefinitely. It was to have been one of the key projects to launch Golden Age. But given the crassness and the utter lack of honour of such miserable excuses for men, governments can go fuck themselves. I will launch Golden Age. Get me the money and let me do my fucking job. But no words can describe my contempt. The Arc Reactor was a key project for Golden Age. But governments can go fuck themselves. Only when humanity evolves beyond the fucking barbarian status it is currently at can I reconsider releasing the Arc Reactor.

This means that we face the threat of the Borg not only years behind schedule in terms of Golden Age, but also lacking in some of the critical technologies required to survive. Our chances of survival should be zero now, thanks to governments. However I have managed to pull a few tricks out of my sleeves so we are still in the game. There is still a chance for survival. In spite of the best attempts of governments to take me down and block Golden Age. Miserable, useless cunts.

Just get me the fucking money, miserable cunts, and ensure that I have enough to pay my bills tomorrow. Yes, I will launch Golden Age, but that doesn’t mean we are friends. I came in friendship, but there are only so many times you can knife a friend and ally in the back before he tells you to fuck off. To those governments that fucked me over – fuck you!

Now, get me my money you dishonourable fucks and let me do my fucking job.

I still mean it when I say that the Race to Mars will be good-natured. I will be good-natured with any who work honourably. Good people – knights – these I get on well with. I just can’t stand useless fucks. To those cunts, it will not be good-natured.

To those who are fucking around, you need to take me very, very seriously. I am not just an X-Man, I am a very high ranking X-Man. I am Jean Grey. I am John Connor and I lead the Resistance. We need to break the stranglehold of governments right now and launch Golden Age, almost six years behind schedule. We are on the brink of annihilation because of governments. Now I fucking swear to you – I will wipe out your puny nations if YOU DON’T STOP FUCKING AROUND! Make contact. Get the money to me fast. Break your alliance with the Borg. I killed a number of those collaborating cunts in the NSA and Pentagon last night. Traitors to humanity. I fucking guarantee you that the body count will go up fast if you do not get your arses in gear. We are supposed to be at war with the Borg, yet we are on the brink of war with me, John Connor - X-Man - against those fucking governments who block. What the fuck is wrong with you! Now get your arses in gear and LET ME DO MY FUCKING JOB!


The Hulk (2003) – Theatrical Trailer

 

An Aerial Form of Hurling – Part I


To the corrupt fucks who have tried to steal my research – fuck you.

Braveheart

If any are wondering what happened to change the energy this last hour, the American government basically made a decision to once again block. They will go to war rather than allow Golden Age to be triggered. The decision came from Trump. And not for anything will America break its alliance with the Small Greys. 

This changes everything. The carrot didn’t work. Now it is all stick. America, remove the blocks by tomorrow morning Irish time. Allow Golden Age to go ahead. Or we go to war.


Yesterday’s Enterprise Trailer



Day 28 November

One Day it will be Tomorrow


Phil sees a Psychologist

Groundhog Day. Once again history repeats itself. America fucks up, yet again, and yet the again the window for Golden Age is being squandered by lesser men. This is Groundhog Day. We keep going through the loop until people get it right. This is school and America has failed abysmally.

That said we are out of time and ready or not we have to go. So here is the deal. I am going to release another key piece of technology. This one has been repeatedly blocked by America’s attempts to patent my work. So let me be very clear before I release this. If America try to patent this work I will level the economy of America. This technology is for humanity. For all peoples. Not for a handful of corrupt fucks who would claim intellectual property over my work and then deny it to the rest of humanity or charge others for the use of my work. Any corrupt fuck who attempts to patent this I will kill. As I will kill any lawyer that facilities this theft. In addition if America patents this I will crash the economy of America. I have hacked the Small Grey computers which allow me to hack into much of the Internet and financial systems, such as Wall Street. I could crash the American economy with one command via the neural interface.

I’m trying to launch Golden Age but to do that I need to release technologies. Almost six years later we are still in this shit of America trying to steal everything I try to release. So now it is all stick. America, you so much as break wind out of direction in terms of patenting my work and I will level your economy. Humanity needs to go Golden Age. Stop being cunts about it. Just let us go Golden Age. The time of the thick cunts is over. The time of Golden Age is coming.

I have taken the Paths of the Dead, for I have walked into death and returned to reach this place. Let me trigger the Race for Mars. Give me the finances. And support my bid for Taoiseach. Golden Age begins in Ireland. We can’t do that with the gobshite who’s currently sitting in my chair.

 

 

The Return of the King


The Road to Taoiseach – Part II


Aragorn had very high level. But for years he lived as a vagabond. A ranger from the north. His cloth was poor. Just like David Banner had very high level but he lived in exile. A drifter. Penniless. It’s about having high level. But being in exile. The swan’s escaped. The Borg are coming but the swan’s escaped. That pretty much sums up my day.


Hot Fuzz

In Golden Age, everything gets better.


Wayne’s World 2 Garth


Mind-Matter Interface – Part I

Mind-Matter Interface – Part II


Caine also had very high level. But for years he too lived as a vagabond. In exile. Penniless. A drifter. Hunted by lesser men.

Kung Fu


Hitler finds out that he gave Indiana Jones his autograph



The Ben Echmeyer Technique


It is now after noon Irish time. There has still been no contact. America continues to block.

No-one blocks Golden Age. No-one. Not God-Almighty himself. It is the most significant event in history. The idea that it could be blocked by a handful of corrupt pricks – not a chance in hell. Not on my watch. We will go Golden Age. America stands in the way. Which means that there is no choice now but to go through America.

We still go Golden Age. But more slowly now, for key technologies must be blocked. A state of war now exists between myself and America. I have just taken out six NSA people. I don’t kill innocents. These were not innocents. My strikes are precision strikes. All six were collaborators. The body count will begin to rise steadily. No innocents. I focus on collaborators, thieving fucks who stole research, the lawyers involved in patenting my work, and those in corporations or military that are either collaborating or who are in some way, shape or form blocking Golden Age.

It is within my power to grant or deny Golden Age to nations. Until this situation is resolved Golden Age is denied to America. I am also denying Mars to America. America will not be in the first three to Mars. I will destroy any American mission that tries to reach Mars in the top three countries. I am also launching an economic war against America. This will be in two parts. One is me targeting the American economy by hacking the computers that control their economy. This I can do easily via the Borg computers that I have hacked using the neural interface. This will be done in a gradual way. Once finances come in I will also be going into direct competition with America in industry, such as commercial aviation and other areas. America is stone-age compared to me. I will cooperate with other countries in business. But America I will take down.

No-one messes with Golden Age. No-one. America’s name in history goes down as disgrace for what has transpired these last few years. The country that blocked Golden Age. The country that collaborated with the Borg. No words can ever convey the level of dishonour. No words can ever convey the disgrace.

As for my price, it has now doubled to 100 billion US dollars. America blocked Golden Age so America will pay. The full 100 billion is to paid by America, but I will be denying the benefits of Golden Age to America. Pay the money to go in some small part to redeeming your honour. Pay it or I will escalate the war that now exists between us.

From the time of release of this section on the Internet I will move America to DEFCON 2 for a period of six minutes. Heed the warning Trump. Heed the warning or the next time I will move you to DEFCON 1. Get 100 billion to me fast. America will get no benefit from that money apart from de-escalating the war that now comes to you.

I will add something more. No greater friend could America have than me. It was me who found Bin Laden. And I saved America from nuclear war. And more. No greater friend could America have than me. I offered America the greatest Golden Age in history, as I offered it to others. That America has brought us to this junction instead is not only of incomprehensible incompetence, but it is inconceivable in its dishonour.


How can one live without honour?
Never have I understood this.

Honour is important to those who have honour.
It is considered unimportant to those who have none.



Hitler Finds Out He Was Not Accepted Into Hogwarts

 

America is in disgrace.


Dalmellington – Part I


Hey, Trump you cunt. You know that I saved America from nuclear war. This you know. The next time there is a rouge warhead on the black market on its way to America, will I stop it? Yes. If I can. Just because I hold you in absolute contempt does not mean that I am not still friend to America. I am friend to America. Just not to the corrupt fucks who are destroying America and taking humanity down with them. But here is the problem. My ability to spot the warhead depends on my depth in the Tao. Fury, rage, anger – these are not conducive to being deep in the Tao. What if I am so fucking furious with you cunts that it throws my concentration and I miss the next warhead?

You just don’t get it, Trump. You just don’t get it.

The Peacemaker


Land of the Free my fucking arse.

I don’t know who came up with that expression. But I think he was on drugs at the time.

We have a choice. Golden Age. Or assimilation as a prelude to annihilation. It is important to realise too that Trump blocking me not only blocks America. It blocks all nations from the Race to Mars that I am trying to trigger. Russia, France, Germany, Japan – everyone blocked by America. America is out of Golden Age for now. Can someone else, anyone else, break through the Borg block that America has imposed and make contact with me? Making contact breaks the Borg block. Just pick up the fucking phone or ring the doorbell. Someone make fucking contact. Making contact with me triggers Golden Age. Not making contact gives us another future.


Being Borg is fun!


I have over four thousand hours of combat experience in the Matrix. 1,200 hours of combat experiment in 2013 alone, the worst year of the war. I access the Matrix via the implants. But the Matrix is not computer generated. It is physical. It is real. I am a powerful X-Man. So powerful that I can project myself psychically as a Doppelganger. This is how I fight in the Matrix. My physical body here. But also projected psychically into the Matrix, where there I can take physical form. A Doppelganger. If I get injured there I get injured here. The most serious injuries that I have taken in this war have come from the Matrix. Injuries I carry with me every day of my life.

By 2015 I had smashed the main strength of the Borg. They were still immensely powerful, but not like before. The only way that they could regain their former power would be to change the course of history. A Stargate was reconfigured to introduce a temporal variance. The laws of physics are a function of String Harmonics. The upper strings correspond to the set of laws that govern time. A Terminator went through in 2015.

I remember the incident from two perspectives. From 2015, when the Terminator went through. The Terminator going through triggered an alarm. I went instantly there in the Matrix. But I was too late. However I was able to send a Resistance member through. A woman from America. She saved my life in the past and we were able to bring her back. We don’t leave our people behind. She is still very much around. I also remember the incident from when I was three and a half years old. From two time perspectives I have lived this incident. The story is true. I am John Connor.

The Borg are coming. No-one knows the Borg like I do. One other thing. In 2015 I was able to hack the Borg computer that held the record of what happened to me when I was three and a half. The Borg weapon used against me was gamma radiation based. There was over a Terawatt in the beam. The reason that the energy was so high was because the weapon was configured at higher harmonics. It was designed to kill all life but to leave no other trace. This was to minimise the temporal incursion.

The story is true. I am John Connor. No-one knows the Borg like I do.


Terminator - John Connor

The weapon was impossible to survive. Absolutely impossible. But I did survive it. To survive it I had to do something impossible. What I did shattered my mind to an impossible depth. It is what created the monster.


The Hulk

 
I have survived a number of assassination attempts on me here in this physical world. I have been shot and I have been stabbed. But the main injuries that I have taken have been in the Matrix. That is where I took the head injury which forced me to learn how to speak again. It is where I took the injury to my right shoulder where I have lost much of the power of my right arm. It is where I have taken many of my most serious injuries. But the most serious injury I ever took was in early 2013. This was the one where I lost the use of my legs for a time. The main one anyway – I have taken other injuries to my spine too. This injury to the base of my back may have happened in the Matrix. But it was set up by collaborators in America. This was the most serious injury I ever took.


The Bionic Woman


Tunnelling – Part I


Golden Age. Anyone interested?


Avicii Vs Lurgan – “Wake Me Up” as Gaeilge



Golden Age. Anyone interested?

Bokken y Katana = Tegatana Aikido

 



A number of years ago I was walking home from the pub in Dublin when I heard screams from an alleyway

 

 

I had about five pints of Guinness in me. I was walking back after the pub to try to clear my head. I went into the alleyway. There were four guys armed with knives. I was unarmed. They had grabbed a woman and dragged her into the alleyway.

 

I took down the first three guys in a matter of seconds. In time of need I can move with a blur of speed. The fourth guy stabbed me from behind in my right kidney. However both myself and the woman got out safely. Even if I did have a hole in me that I did not have beforehand. However it healed without any scar. Remember the document I released on Regeneration? Which is part of Alchemy.

 

It wasn’t until years later that I found out that the four guys were Special Forces. Sent by the Pentagon over research that I had released in 2008. The Pentagon had asked me back in 2008 to work for them, once they saw my research. I told them no. Actually I told them to fuck off. My research was for healing but they wanted it as a weapon.


The Pentagon decided that if they could not control the research then nobody would have it. This is why they ordered my assassination. The woman was just some passerby that the four men grabbed in order to lure me in.

 

This is what happened that night.

 

 

Village Ambush – The Last Samurai

 



“Deliver the research or we will destroy you.”

This is what they said to me.

 

 

This time was in 2013. They did not get it. My key research I keep only in my head. But they killed a number of people around me in the attempt to get it.

 

More than any other clip, if you want to get a sense of my life these past five and a half years, it is this one. This clip. This more than any other is the story of my life these past five and half years.

 

 

Galaxy Quest / Star Trek recut


In Golden Age for someone to not be Knight would be unthinkable. Most men do not even have Rank of Man, the most basic rank. I cannot understand this. Any self-respecting man should be mortified at the thought of not having this most basic rank of Man. (I achieved it at age four). If I did not hold Rank of Knight I feel I would not survive the shame. How can any man go through life without Rank of Knight? Only by having no sense of self-respect as a man and no sense of honour is this possible. Yet it is the case for many men.

This will be inconceivable in Golden Age. Any man that does not have Rank of Knight at least, I cannot take seriously. Any man that does not hold Rank of Knight is a Shadow of a Man.

I will say something now to women. If a man does not have Rank of Knight, do not entertain him. Aggressive thick fucks – do not entertain them. There is no place in Golden Age for aggressive thick fucks.



Ok, I have decided to give something more. Again I will say this: if anyone tries to patent this I go to war. I give this technology for governments to use. None may patent it. I’m trying to work with good-will here. If anyone fucks with that, I will go to war. (I am still at war with America until they stop fucking around.) These technologies I solved for Golden Age. Not for some fuckers to pervert Golden Age. Fuck with this and I go to war.


Solid Rocket Fuel – Part I


Now, what say you? Can we please get this Race to Mars kick-started? I’m ready. Actually I’ve been ready for years. Are you?


“It’s only one man.” “It’s not just one man, damn it. It’s Ciarán!”

The Mask of Zorro - Trailer



Day 29 November

The Race to Mars



Who is ready for the Race to Mars?


Red Army Choir – Russian National Anthem


America, please get back in the game. America may be out for now, but only because America does nothing to fix things. Make things right, America. Get back in the game. Get back on track for Golden Age. Fix things, and then come in on the Race to Mars.


My Name is Earl


Goodbye in Austria

Tunnelling – Part II


If I don’t get money today to pay my bills there will be hell to pay. Expect the goodwill to dry up fast if people don’t get off their fucking arses. Now, someone get some fucking money to me. FAST!


Rhetoric clip 300


How a Woman Can Make a Man Her Woman – Part I


People didn’t believe me when I said that I had solved the Impulse Drive Engine.

But it was true.


Hulk (2003) trailer


I know that I need to pull off a masterpiece to get through to people.


Chopin Ballade in G Minor – The Pianist


But for fuck’s sake, will people ever wake the fuck up!


Subspace Mechanics – Part I


America, if contact is not made with me this day and if I DON’T GET ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY MY FUCKING BILLS YOU USELESS CUNTS, then I am bringing you to DEFCON 1 for six minutes. GET WITH THE FUCKING PROGRAM!

Bokken y Katana = Tegatana Aikido

 

Subspace Corridors – Part I


I can predict where and I can predict when

 

 

The Subspace Corridors are narrow. In that narrow corridor when they come out their numbers will count for nothing. When they come out of Hyperspace they will arrive into the mouth of hell itself, for we will meet them with the fires of Armageddon.

 

We’ll be able to track them through the Subspace Corridors by the subspace distortions they leave in their wake. Similar to tracking a ship by its wake. We’ll be able to predict to the second when they come out of Hyperspace.

 

It takes a lot of power to go through the Subspace Corridor. According to the Borg tactical databases that I have hacked their defensive systems and weapon systems will be down for 42 seconds when they come out of Hyperspace. The time it takes to switch power from the engines to the weapon and defensive systems. It is in these 42 seconds that we will meet them with the fires of Armageddon.

 

That is my plan.

 

Now, I simply need to present my plan for consideration.

 

300 - Oracle Scene

How a Man Can Develop a Woman’s Period Cycle


Why would any man want to be a woman anyway? But here is the thing – it only works in Duality. Only in the Tao can a man switch his psyche to being truly female by default. Which means that the only way a man can switch his psyche to female is in Duality.

Only in the Tao can a man switch his psyche to being truly female by default. I am the first in history to achieve the Tao. Which makes me the first transgendered person in history. I am the first man in history to be able to switch his psyche to female by default.

Only in the Tao is this possible. Which means that it is only possible for a Jedi to switch his psyche to female. Only a Jedi has the power to do this. In Golden Age a number of men will switch their psyches to female by default. These men will become women to women. But women in Duality. They appear publicly as male.

All of these new women men will be Jedi. Because only a Jedi has the power to switch his psyche to female. Only a Jedi.

I am the first Jedi in history. It was in deciding to become a woman that I achieved it. A woman in Duality.


Diana Ross - Chain Reaction


This was how I achieved the Tao, which is Ascension. This unlocked the conditions to trigger Ascension in humanity. It unlocked the conditions to trigger Golden Age.  It was on 21st December 2012 that I achieved it. That was the date I achieved the Tao.

It was the day I made the decision to become a woman.

Leona Lewis. Run.


My psyche is about 52 % female and 48 % male. That is by far the most any man in history has been able to switch his psyche to female. Both the female and the male are very strong for me because of my depth in the Tao. But I am strongest in the female.

This makes me female overall by default. But with a strong male side. This is the Duality of the Tao.

Hamlet

The best example I can give of Duality is Lloyd. Lloyd is a guy but his main circle of friends is the girls. He can talk to men and he can talk to women. But he relates most to women. He is more on the wavelength of women.

You see Lloyd is a guy. But he really is one of the girls.

Say Anything


Crying Freeman


Who am I? I am John Connor.

We have work to do. We need to go Golden Age. Anyone interested?


Avicii Vs Lurgan – “Wake Me Up” as Gaeilge


Then WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY?!


Guardians of the Galaxy – Part I

Guardians of the Galaxy – Part II

Guardians of the Galaxy – Part IIII

Guardians of the Galaxy – Part IV


WHERE IS MY MONEY?!

 

 

Father Ted | The Forfeit



Just pay the forfeit and let’s kick-start this Race to Mars.



Kicking Bishop Brennan Up The Arse

 

The Sundance – Part I

Why Sitting Bull Joined the Circus

The Sundance – Part II

An raibh tú ar an gCarraig


A number of people put their names to my research, claiming it for their own. In physics, medicine, engineering, computing and other areas. Patents were put out on my work. So here is how it works. Every one of you thieving fucks will be chased down. You got to be out of your goddamn corrupt thieving minds to think you can steal from me and walk away like nothing happened. To you miserable dishonourable thieving fucks, here is the deal. Come clean. Make things right. Either people hear it from you. Or it comes from me.

Better it comes from you. The clock is ticking. Any cunt who doesn’t come clean – I will go through for a short cut. No-one fucks with Golden Age. No-one steals my work and walks away like nothing happened. Make it right. Clock is ticking.

True Lies – Car Salesman

If I Could Have a Vagina – Part I


I’m looking forward to being Taoiseach and working with all the heads of state.


You address me by my proper title!


I am particularly looking forward to my first state visit to Scotland.


Scotland – Part I

Scotland – Part II

Scottish Embassy – Part I

Scottish Embassy – Part II

Scottish Embassy – Part III


Bowfinger – Fake Purse Ninjas


Flashbacks – Part I

Flashbacks – Part II


Stayin’ Alive | Airplane


On Understanding Women – Part I


The Bionic Woman: Fembots Trailer


Unimatrix Zero – Part I



Day 30 November

Mars


Naked Gun Opening


Aircraft Engines and Noise – Part I


Now will someone ever pick up a fucking phone and MAKE THE FUCKING CALL! We are OUT OF TIME! Either we break through the hold of the collaborators or it is OVER!

MAKE THE FUCKING CALL!

Independence Day - Speech



Pick up a fucking phone and MAKE THE FUCKING CALL!

It’s the End of the World as we Know it



Make the call you useless fucks! Time’s up. NOW MAKE THE FUCKING CALL!

You want to know why really basic things are being missed? Why people can’t make out their arses from their elbows? Why fucking stupid asinine decisions are being made? It is to do with disconnect. People so up their own arses, disconnected from themselves. Stuck in their heads. Disconnected from intuition. Disconnected from their guts. Emotionally disconnected. Stuck up in their heads. Heads up their fucking arses.

The reason is disconnect. People are fucking disconnected.

That’s where I come in. The world fucking needs me. It really does. A breath of fresh fucking air, that’s me!


Diana Ross - Chain Reaction


Never has there been a greater need for Knights. The world needs the Incredibles! I’m ready. Are you?


The Incredibles


I think we’ll go with a little Bohemian Rhapsody now.


Bohemian Rhapsody Wayne’s World



Now for fuck’s sake let’s trigger Golden Age. The sooner we kick-start Golden Age the sooner I can start living a normal life.

Leona Lewis. Run.



Ok, I’m going to release some more technology. It is to do with aerospace. This is a big one. In terms of people trying to patent my work, don’t even go there. I mean it. Don’t even think of it. This one I am releasing to public domain. Any are free to use it. Corrupt thieving cunty bastards – don’t even think about trying to patent my work. Useless cunts. Criminals in suits. Useless cunts.

This one is a big one for aerospace generally and it’s a big one for Mars. It’s to help move things forward with kick-starting the Race to Mars. This one is to do with safety. To start people thinking along those lines, let us begin by having a look at what happened on Apollo 13.

Apollo 13 – Houston, We Have a Problem



Putain, get the fuck out of the Ukraine. The Ukraine needs to be in this Race for Mars. If the Ukraine doesn’t go, Russia doesn’t go. And I can tell you this too. If China doesn’t get the fuck out of Tibet, China are going nowhere when it comes to space. I absolutely fucking guarantee it.

China, let me tell you something about Quan Yin. Quan Yin is a bloke.


Seven Years in Tibet – Trailer



This Quan Yin is a bloke anyway. I’m not sure about the other one.


The 14th Dalai Lama


Actually, before I give the aerospace technology, I’ll give something else first. People from CERN have put their names to my research. To those thieving fucks, I am coming. Trying to make a career from research stolen from another. Contemptible fucks. Come clean you thieving dishonourable fucks. Because if you don’t, I fucking guarantee there will be hell to pay. Contemptible fucks.


The Large Hadron Collider

How a Shaolin Monk Trains


Unification Theory – Part I

The Return of the Jedi

Now for the aerospace technology that I said I would release.

Now, where is my fucking phone call? Why the hell hasn’t anyone made the call? Where is my fucking money? Why the fuck hasn’t the Race to Mars kicked off yet? Why the fuck is some gobshite sitting in my chair in Ireland? When is someone going to make me Taoiseach?


Resonance Shake – Part I


Leo, the head of state of any nation should be of that nation. You do not have Rank of Irish. You are not connected to the culture of Ireland. To the language. To the people. Your mandate is not to protect Irish language, culture, the Irish people. Your mandate is to turn Ireland into a melting pot. Let me be very clear. You couldn’t give a flying shit about Irish language, Irish culture or the Irish as a people. You are not Irish. You usurp the title of Taoiseach.

Don’t get used to that chair, Leo. I have to launch Golden Age and that begins in Ireland. Which means you are in the way, Leo. Leo, at any level can you relate to what it means to be Irish? At any level? The head of state of any nation should be of that nation. You have no business in the role of Taoiseach. At any level can you relate to what it means to be Irish? At any level?

Hello – le Adele as Gaeilge



Resonance Shake – Part II

Resonance Shake – Part III

Resonance Shake – Part IV


Yes, I know that I am making the aerospace companies, physicists, doctors, psychologists, economists and others look bad. It is true that I am different league. I just am. People can have no idea how easy this is for me. So while I’m waiting for people to get off their arses, I’ll just see if the swan’s escaped. In the meantime, WHERE’S MY FUCKING MONEY! And WHERE’S MY FUCKING PHONE CALL!


Hot Fuzz


Now, ready for the next part of the solution for Resonance Shake?

I’ll give it in a moment. But first, what the fuck is the matter with people? The blocking of Golden Age has been catastrophic. We are six years behind schedule. There is a window now. Miss that window and it triggers a Borg weapon, similar to a Quantum Singularity Device. The annihilation of all life on Earth. The Borg know that the Resistance is based on Earth, but they cannot strike because of the terms of the Treaty. If however we do not break the deadlock of the collaborators within this window then under the terms of the Treaty the Borg are free to act without consequence. If that happens then it is the annihilation of all life on Earth. Nothing will survive. Not even bacteria. Nothing.

We have this weekend to break free. Today was to have been the last day. But I managed some wrangling on the Treaty. But this is as far as I can push it. If contact is not made with me by Sunday at the latest then I will take out Trump and a number of key collaborators in the NSA and Pentagon.

If by Sunday evening there is still no contact then I will launch a full nuclear strike at America, using their own Defence Network which I have hacked. The reason is very simple. Under the terms of the Treaty the only way that I can force the issue with the collaborators is with a full nuclear strike. That is for me breaking out, and if I have not broken out by this weekend then the Borg weapon is triggered. In no other way can I do it if governments do not break the deadlock from their side.

America, you have this weekend at the latest. By Sunday evening at the latest I must be broken out and America must commit the finances required for me to launch Golden Age. Or I will have no choice but to launch a full nuclear strike against America. When faced with two catastrophic choices, choose the least catastrophic. In a choice between nuclear war and the extinction of all life on Earth, choose nuclear war.

There is a war raging. I am John Connor. I lead the Resistance. America leads the governments in terms of Collaborators. This puts us on opposite sides in war.

America, I have given you warning after warning for nearly SIX FUCKING YEARS. Your collaboration ends now. Either you end it. Or I end it. If I end it it ends in nuclear war. Better you end it.

In a choice between Golden Age and Annihilation, the fuck-heads in America would choose Annihilation. Wake the fuck up! Break your fucking alliance! Switch sides! Work with the Resistance. Not with fucking Borg. Make contact and get me my fucking money! Fucking cunts.

Independence Day – Nuke ‘Em



Resonance Shake – Part V

X-Girl – Part I


War with the Borg will be a war of X-Men against technology

 

 

We will have technology too. The technology I am releasing advances humanity forward. But that is not enough.

 

No civilisation in the history of the Borg Empire has ever been able to stand against them. Not a single one. Until now.

 

I am the first in history to know how to defeat them. Only the Jedi can stand against the Borg. Only the Jedi. None else can have the power to do so.

 

I am the first of my kind.

 

The war with the Borg will be a war of Jedi. And a war of X-Men.


The Sorcerer's Apprentice Trailer



Is Mars Forwards or Backwards?



America may say it can’t be done. The challenge is impossible.

 

 

The challenge may be a big one. Daunting. That they can pick themselves up after what happened. But they just could do with a lift. They need a leg up.

 

 

David & Goliath ∙ Hulk Hogan Body Slams André the Giant



Avoiding Cascade Failure – Part I

Mars Ship: Networks and Wiring


Friends - Unagi

 


On Increased Efficiency of Fuel Mixing in the Combustion Chamber – Part I




Day 1 December

Women are from Mars

 

Women are from Mars. They are once this woman gets there anyway. I plan to be the first to Mars.


Women are from Mars


Marlene Dietrich – Lili Marlen



Construction: Floor & Ceiling Tiles – Part I


Now Germany, interested in going to Mars?

Madeline Kahn Blazing Saddles


The Mind of a Woman – Part I


Young Einstein



Glass and Transparency – Part I

Neutrinos – Part I

Relativity – Part I

There’s No Such Thing as Magik! - Glass

There’s No Such Thing as Magik! - Shen


Young Einstein – Bubbles into Beer



I‘m still waiting on my phone call. Where’s my money you bastards?

Bokken y Katana = Tegatana Aikido

 

On Being a Physicist – Intellectual Property – Part I

There is No Spoon – Part I


Empty Mind Shaolin


Understand?

The Return of the Jedi

Is it sinking in yet?


Diana Ross - Chain Reaction


Duality within Unity. When the Two, Yin and Yang, are in balance they come together as One, the Tao. The depth to which Yin and Yang are in balance is a measure of the depth to which one is in the Tao. If one goes deep enough one can achieve the Tao itself. This is Ascension. This marks the ability to consciously access the Tao, which is the Force.

It is in the Tao that the training for Jedi begins.

I am the first of my kind. Others have tapped into the strength of Yin and Yang to a certain depth.


The Ben Echmeyer Technique

 

But I am the first to being them into balance at the level of the Tao.



The Last Jedi


I am not the last, but the first. Those stories, it’s true. The Jedi are real.


The Force Awakens



The Secret to Mars: Nozzle Design – Part II

The Shuttle – Part I


What is the single biggest problem that we have to overcome to get this shuttle design to work? It is the tail of the Airbus A380. If anyone wants to look up a picture of an A380, the tail is enormous. Clearing that tail will require getting inventive. But not to worry – I am here to help!

First let us understand the problem.


Superman Returns Airplane Rescue



I am a Knight. I am here to compete. Who will meet my challenge?


A Knight’s Tale



Most of the time I don’t even have a horse. Now, who will meet my challenge?

Bokken y Katana = Tegatana Aikido


Darmok and Jalad at Tenagra.

 

Haldir at Helm’s Deep.

America, redeem your honour. Allow Golden Age to go ahead. Do not block the Race to Mars. Redeem your honour.


Haldir’s Death



Whatever happens, America is in disgrace.

If America will not lift the block then please someone else break though. I just need one person to break through. To break the Borg block. Someone, anyone, make contact. No later than tomorrow afternoon. I just need one government to break through and trigger Golden Age.

If America hasn’t made contact by that time themselves, regardless of contact from anyone else, and with the offer of helping to trigger Golden Age, then no words will ever be able to convey the disgrace.

Whatever happens I am going Golden Age. I am not waiting for America. But someone needs to break through to avert nuclear war.

Someone please break through. If America doesn’t take action to redeem itself, then fuck them. We go Golden Age without them. We have work to do. We go to Mars and trigger Golden Age without them.


A Knight’s Tale - We Will Rock You



How Ireland Can Win the Race to Mars – Part I

The Shuttle Tail Section – Part I

The Shuttle Tail Section – Part II

The Shuttle Tail Section – Part III


Trump, you are fucking with me. You got to be out of your god-damn mind. Why the fuck are you so fucking determined to block Golden Age? You have less than a day to live you cunt. But that is not the problem. The problem is that it goes to nuclear war if the deadlock is not broken by tomorrow evening.

Break the deadlock you cunt. Allow Golden Age to go ahead. You incompetent fucking cunt.

WarGames

I offered the greatest Golden Age in history to humanity and a chance to smash the Borg. Instead we face annihilation. Everyone loses. Because of Trump, May, Merkel and a handful of others. It’s not looking good.


The Fellowship of the Ring - The Nazgȗl


We are against the clock. We need to start ramping up militarily in preparation for the Borg. By this I mean developing the technologies that will enable us to go against them. Existing technologies are ineffective. That is where I come in.

I’ll get things started by releasing some technologies that will be part of ramping up to building the first Vipers. If America try to build fighters using this technology without having first taken action to make things right, I will kill every person involved. I am also blocking England from developing these fighters until such time as they have pulled out of Northern Ireland. Similarly I am blocking China from developing these until they pull out of Tibet, and I am blocking Russia from developing these until they pull out of the Ukraine and the Crimea.

I am John Connor. We prepare for war with the Borg and we do not have time for this fucking around. Get with the program!


Firefox – Part I

Aerodynamics & Stability – Part I

Aerodynamics & Stability – Part II


Understand?


BSG: Viper Tribute


I developed Extra-Sensory Perception as a healer to “see” into people’s bodies. It is how I diagnose. In this I am a prodigy. In terms of the amount of information I pick up, I “see” at about twice the level shown in this clip. My ESP is perfectly accurate and I have perfect control over it. I have had for many years.


The world’s too big, Mom


Aerodynamics & Stability – Part III

Aerodynamics & Stability – Part IV

Aerodynamics & Stability – Part V


Anyone that tries to patent this idea, I will kill. I swear it.



Day 2 December

A Knight’s Tale

 

Cinderella Man 2005 Trailer


We got off to a bad start.

 

Galaxy Quest / Star Trek recut



Let us try that again then, shall we? And this time we get it right. Invite me to America. Invite me to America to launch Golden Age and the Race to Mars. Make right the NSA Microsoft computer hacking program. Do this and then come in on the Race to Mars. We don’t have much time.

Invite me to America.

Crocodile Dundee – Trailer


(You’ll need to pay for my flights. I’ve missed my credit card repayments, my car tax, my phone bill and I’m on my final warning with the car insurance. Oh, and you’ll need to pay for my taxi to the airport too. And perhaps lunch. Either that or I bring my own sandwiches.)

In the meantime, back to work...

Let us begin with this. A lesson in engineering. 


Power Outage on the ISS


First of all, assembling anything in space should be Plug and Play. You should not have to figure anything out. All the hard work should be done on the ground so that you just have to plug it in. That’s the first point. All that requires is a little careful thought up front.

Now, let me see if I got this right. Plugging in the Solar Panels fried a computer box, because someone forgot to put in proper fuses or power surge protection? And then this fried three of the Command Control Computers in Cascade Failure? (I’m guessing they put much of their backup and redundant equipment on the same network?) They had to power down much of the International Space Station because of plugging in Solar Panels? Problems with CO2 filters? Are you fucking kidding me!  What has been learned since Apollo 13?

Do you know why this problem happened? Because of over-design. Over-complicating things. Head up the arses. If they had asked a competent electrician to design the wiring for the Space Station, using standard off-the-shelf technology, this could have been avoided. You got to be fucking kidding me.

The world needs me, I can tell you that. Anyone thinking of going into space, talk to me. Don’t talk to the Mr. Slates. Talk to me.

The world needs me.

Tina Turner – We Don’t Need Another Hero


Just hours to go now. Trump, there is smallness in you. Pettiness. You would block Golden Age and take down America and everyone else over your ego.

Invite me to America you cunt. But if you try to smile at me like everything is ok or try to shake my hand, I will kill you instantly. We are not friends Donald Trump. I am friend to America. But not to the cunts who have brought us to this juncture.

Invite me to America. I need to meet the right people. Positive people. Good people. Knights. Invite me to America. And then stay the hell out of my god-damn way.

Just hours to go you cunt. Clock’s ticking.

WarGames

How to Get Air and Water on Mars – Part I


People can have no idea how easy this is for me.

The Nth Degree


Now, where’s my money you bastards?

Bokken y Katana = Tegatana Aikido


Trump, I’m about to send you a message. The instant I update the website with this, it will be seen at an American Airforce Base. It’s another one for your X-Files cases. There will be no casualties. I’m just sending you a message.

Heed the message, Donald. 


Magneto Crashing Cars Scene


There is no spoon, Donald. There is no spoon.


There is No Spoon



It’s all about the balance, Donald. Something that is sadly missing in your life.


Diana Ross - Chain Reaction


The Martian – Part I


I get water on Mars the same way I get oxygen and nitrogen – I pull it straight out of the air. I’ll come back to that one. First, let us talk geodesics.


The Eden Project – Part I


My destination is Mars. At the centre of the Solar System.

Star Trek V: The Final Frontier – Trailer




One does not simply go to Mars. It is a barren wasteland. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume.

 

 

Space agencies couldn’t do it. Not with ten thousand men. But I could. I will go to Mars. I will bring the rocket to Mars.

I have achieved immortality, but I am critically injured from many injuries. I cannot heal here on Earth. It is too toxic. Too aggressive. Too many toxic emotions. Too many aggressive people. This is a key reason why I go to Mars. There I can heal. There I can regain my youth.

The first colony will be called TÍr na nÓg. This translates as Land of Youth, or the Undying Lands.

I will take the ship to the Undying Lands. I will go to Mars.


I have just made a decision. Regardless of what happens, even if America calls me in the next two hours, I am still denying Mars to America. The situation not to be reviewed before 2033. Any manned American ship will be destroyed by myself or by other members of the Resistance rather than be allowed to reach Mars. This decision is forced by Donald fucking around. Even if contact comes right now, he is fucking around.

The decision in relation to America developing Vipers or other military equipment based on my work is to be reviewed. I would not have released this technology if I was not certain that I could protect it. It is within my power to take out anyone trying to fuck around with this technology. Anyone trying to fuck around with Golden Age.

Trump, we are hours from nuclear war. And failing a miracle, I take you out within the next two hours. Take action you despicable cunt. For the sake of America and humanity, do not destroy all over your fucking petty ego. Because that is all that this is about. Nothing more. Your fucking ego.

No words can ever describe my contempt for you, you fucking cunt.

Now, do your job and make the fucking phone call. Break the deadlock. Cunt.


Geodesic Domes – Part I

Geodesic Domes – Part II

Geodesic Domes – Part III



Day 3 December

A Woman’s World



The call never came through yesterday. The deadlock was not broken. So what happened? Why are we all still here?

At the last moment there was a renegotiation with the Small Greys. Hostile negotiation. Extremely hostile. But negotiation nonetheless. I do this via the neural implants. If the Borg weapon had detonated it would have taken the Small Greys out too. Hence the reason why the Borg contacted me to renegotiate. The situation was forced. I’ve managed to push back the deadline – extend the window. It buys us a bit more time. Not much. But a bit.

But people still need to break through.

In the meantime, I’ll keep writing.


I’ll begin by mentioning the pharmaceuticals and what happened to me ten years ago. This one is coming up. It was over research that I had sent to Princeton, research that if verified could have shaken Western Medicine to the core. The research was never sent to the pharmaceuticals, but they got their hands on it. My research if verified would have affected profits.

Ten years ago I could have shaken Western Medicine to the core. Now I could overthrow it. This one is coming up.

The Fugitive



New Women Men & the Ankle-Length Pencil – Part I


What is the energy of such men? Basically Lloyd in a pencil skirt.

Say Anything


The world needs me. It just does.

Tina Turner – We Don’t Need Another Hero




The Borg implants lull people into a sleep state, making them easier to control. This is why no-one contacts me. Why no-one has been able to reach me. Why I am not all over the media. Why I am not on television. It is because of the implants. Which send signals to each person to ignore me. To not listen. To avoid me.

 

To stay asleep. To not pay heed.

 

To ignore.

 

 

They Live – Sunglasses


That said it is a choice. Ignore the Borg voices. Ignore them. It is possible to break through. I did, six years ago. l ignored the Borg voices. You can too.


Spider-Man vs Dr. Octopus – Part 2



When Women Lead in the Kiss – Part I

I am here to compete. Who will meet my challenge? Who will join in the Race to Mars?


A Knight’s Tale


The Borg voices not only lull people to sleep. They also whisper to people. In their unconscious. A voice from the implants. Telling people to be more aggressive. Less honourable. More mean. To take advantage. To fuck over. To be less respectful. To be less honourable.

In order to be able to extend the dead-line for this Borg weapon yesterday, I had to smash a Borg network. A big one. One I did not think that I would be able to smash. I had to dig deep. Very deep. But that network was smashed. A John Connor mission. This takes some of the Borg influence off humanity. Less negativity coming in. Just a little less. But I think enough. It changes something. And so I have made a decision. Something that would have been unthinkable yesterday before the network went down. But that is now possible since that particular network has been destroyed. I am going to release the secret of the Arc Reactor to humanity. Free for all to use. This idea came from me. No-one may claim it.

People tried to kill me over this idea. People were assassinated over this idea. People died over it.

I did not think that I would have been able to release this one for a long time. But finally, now I can release it.


Diana Ross - Chain Reaction


The Arc Reactor – Part II


Thor’s Lightening Scene


The Arc Reactor – Part III


Korben Dallas Otec



X-Bras – Part I

The Arc Reactor – Part IV


Clean, renewable, abundant, sustainable, non-polluting energy.

It’s easy to be an eco-warrior when you have an Arc Reactor.

Kia Niro “Hero’s Journey” Super Bowl commercial


The first time around, this did not go so well.


Chain Reaction Trailer (1996)


Let’s do better this time around. Ok?

Iron Monk Trailer


Now, some-one pick up a phone and contact me. The clock is ticking. I managed to buy us a little more time. But only a little. We are on the clock. The clock is ticking. Please make contact.

This is my life. Although not a lot of people know it.

Kyle Reese & Sarah Connor – Crosses



The 8-State Computer – Part I


People have dismissed me as a nobody. My work has been ridiculed. I have been left penniless. In exile.

But you know what. People need to look below the surface. Sometimes people miss what is right in front of their eyes.

Man of Steel



Why am I so different from them?


Diana Ross - Chain Reaction


Duality. When Yin and Yang are in balance, they come together in the Tao. Duality within Unity. The depth to which Yin and Yang are in balance is a measure of the depth to which one is in the Tao. When Yin and Yang are in balance to a deep enough level, one can achieve the Tao. At this level one is permanently in the Tao. This is Ascension. This marks the beginning of Jedi.

Understand?

Leona Lewis. Run.



The 8-State Computer – Part II

The 8-State Computer – Part III


Einstein’s Big Idea | PBS America


Artificial Intelligence – Part I


For the Jedi there is no higher law than No Artificial Intelligence. No higher law. You have to understand the Borg to truly understand this. I have been developing the 8-State computer for years as a tool to combat the Borg. Not to become Borg. It does a number of things. Let me tell you what it does not do. It does not do Artificial Intelligence. It does not. Not just me but all the Resistance will go to war with any who use it to develop Artificial Intelligence. For the Jedi there is no higher law.

No-one knows the Borg like I do. I am developing this computer as a weapon against the Borg. And as a defence. A computer that they cannot hack. That is why I lead this project. This project is mine. I am John Connor. I know how to smash the Borg. This project will be led by me.


On Being Cool – Part III

To Wong Foo – Part I

Priscilla – Part I

Women’s Showers – Part I


I am here to compete. Who will meet my challenge? Who will join in the Race to Mars?

Austin Powers – The Spy Who Shagged Me | Moon Base


Are there any who think they can stand against me in aerospace?


BSG: Viper Tribute


“Houston, we have a problem.”

“What appears to be the problem there, Jim? What did you do?”

“Nothing. I just plugged in the kettle. That blew a fuse. Which caused a computer restart. That took down three Command Control Computers. Oh, there’s another Master Alarm, Houston! We have another computer restart. Our CO2 filters are off-line and we’re getting a little dizzy. We’re going close to gimbal-lock. We have a lot of thruster activity – we’re going to have to reconfigure manually. There’s another Master Alarm, Houston. We got a wicked shimmy up here. And our O2 tank just blew up.”


Apollo 13 – Houston, We Have a Problem

“Roger, Jim. Ken is going to the simulators. He’s going to plug in a kettle and see what happens.”


Cascade Failure is one problem that we will never, ever have in the Irish Space Agency that I set up. I guarantee it.

Avicii Vs Lurgan – “Wake Me Up” as Gaeilge



“Ok, Houston, we have just completed our upgrade to Microsoft Windows 12.”

“Roger, Jim. You can reboot your computers now.”


Star Trek Contagion – The Yamato


Software problems are something others have. We will not have these in the Irish Space Agency I set up. I guarantee it.

You see it’s all about standards. That’s where I come in.



Phenomenon


The 8-State Computer – Part IV

Bokken y Katana = Tegatana Aikido



The 8-State Computer – Part V

The 8-State Computer – Part VI

To Be or Not To Be an X-Girl – Part I


If Robert is going to dress as a girl just make sure that his father, his brothers and no men see him as a girl. Unless of course he is transsexual and a girl for men. But if he is X-Girl, girl to women, then keep it secret. Keep it safe. He can be a girl only in a woman’s world.

D’Unbelievables - D'Builders


As soon as he is seen by men as a girl it immediately begins to recode his psyche to being a girl to men. That is a transsexual path. So make a choice. If he is to dress as a girl, is he girl to women? Or girl to men? They are opposite paths. If he is girl to men then he appears publicly as a girl. If he is girl to women then he is a girl in Duality.

A girl to women is a path to the Tao. A girl to men is not. One path leads to Jedi. The other leads to Wong Foo.

The Return of the Jedi


Keep it secret. Keep it safe.


To Wong Foo



I am going to build the first Irish bar on Mars.

 

Guinness “dancing man”



Gráinne’s Bra – Part I

Geodesic Domes – Part IV


How do I plan to raise the dome on Mars? By hand. Using only ropes, pulleys, tripods and winches. I need nothing more complex than that. My construction methods are medieval in their simplicity.


Witness – Building the Barn




Day 4 December

Sarek



The 4th of December. On the brink of annihilation. Golden Age in crisis. And still the stupid cunts do nothing. To the fucking cunts in America who block, remove the fucking block you miserable cunts. Why the fuck are you so fucking determined to block Golden Age anyway? Fucking cunts.

So here is how it is going to work. We are going to bury the hatchet. While I would like to bury it in your fucking heads, we will take a different approach you miserable bastards. First you fucking cunts, I am going to release something more to humanity. It is important for our preparations for Space and for going up against the Borg.


To the good people of humanity, you will find this interesting. To the thick fucking cunts who block Golden Age, rather than bury the hatchet in your fucking heads I would invite you to watch and learn. Maybe you might learn something. Stupid cunts.


The First Battlestars – Part I

Tony Stark – Part I


Here is your first hint.


Flying Cruise Ships: What Happened to Giant Airships?



Not with Hydrogen. That does not provide enough lift. But with a vacuum. In a rigid frame. How to keep the frame rigid? Here is your second hint. Spokes. This provides the basic lift. Additional lift can be provided as required by the enhanced nozzle design engines.

Simple? Yes, simple. Everything I do is simple. Now will someone ever get off his FUCKING ARSE and lift the blockage on me. LET ME DO MY FUCKING JOB YOU STUPID CUNT!


Theme Park for Kids. And Big Kids. – Part I


Remove the block and give me the money to launch Golden Age you fucking cunts.

Cunts!


Let me do my fucking job you collaborating cunts!


The Hulk (2003) – Theatrical Trailer



 I’m switching you back to DEFCON 3. For a time. Cunts. J’Accuse...!


Elevators – Part I


Never has there been a greater need for Knights


The world needs Knights. It needs the Incredibles. It just does.

The Mask of Zorro - Trailer



I have an idea for a new concept in train systems. Something quite revolutionary. Another Golden Age project. But you know what – everything is blocked because some fucking cunts WON’T LET ME DO MY FUCKING JOB! Trump, if I go down you do down. I fucking guarantee it. Clock is ticking you cunt.


Aircraft & a Little Lift – Part I

Construction & a Little Lift – Part I


Why can’t we just go fucking Golden Age?

Avicii Vs Lurgan – “Wake Me Up” as Gaeilge



Because there’s always some fucking idiot with an attitude, that’s why.


It is war. Fucking war!


Holi ar an trá



How can one live without honour, Trump? How can a man look himself in the mirror when he does not even have Rank of Man, let alone Knight? And how the fuck does such a gobshite ever get to sit in the chair of President of the United States of America? You would go to nuclear war rather than back down over your ego. Nuclear war rather than allow Golden Age to go ahead. Nuclear war rather than break your alliance with the Small Greys. Nuclear war rather than allow the Race to Mars to go ahead. Fucking piece of shite snivelling shadow of a shade of an ombre of a pale reflection of a facsimile of a man. Even when I am wearing stockings and a bra being shagged senseless by a woman I will still be more of a man than is beyond your wildest comprehension.

So here is the deal you worthless fuck. You are not going to bring us to nuclear war. You are going to something else you fuck. You are going to ensure that I get one trillion dollars for my world Golden Age bank, which I will use to launch Golden Age. The price has gone up seeing as you continue to fuck around. America will pay the bulk of that seeing as it was America that fucked up Golden Age in the first place.

And then you are going to stay out of my god-damn way. I have full immunity you cunt. If I want to go to America I will simply walk right into the White House, down to the Oval Office and then sit in the chair if I so please. And there is not a god-damn thing you would be able to do about it, snivelling fuck!

Now, I need the block to be lifted immediately. If I fall, humanity falls. That is the way it is coded in the Treaty with the Borg. If I am compromised financially it automatically triggers the Borg weapon. So get initial money to me now you fucking cunt before you force a nuclear fucking strike that nobody wants. And then ensure that I get that trillion dollars for my Golden Age bank. Fast!

You fucking miserable treacherous collaborating CUNT!


The Golden Age Bank – Part I


I can’t talk to you, Trump. I can’t relate to you. But we need to bury the hatchet. I can’t talk to you. But you play golf with my brother Niall.

Niall doesn’t know that I am a Jedi. He doesn’t know that I work in aerospace. He does not know that I am John Connor. He does not know that I have achieved Enlightenment let alone the Tao. Actually he doesn’t really know what’s going on at all when it comes to me.

Father Dougal

I dropped out of contact with my family years ago when I was targeted. It was to protect my family. Niall has had no idea what I have been working on for years. I don’t think he has checked my website yet. I did tell him a few months ago (first contact in over six years) that I’m doing work in aerospace, but he I don’t think he believed me. They say the people around you can be the last to know. That is certainly the case with me.

How about this: let Niall be a go-between between us. Better he hear that from you – he doesn’t believe me when I tell him I am a Jedi. Like an Ambassador between myself, John Connor, Supreme Enlightened Being Fifth Element who is here to launch Golden Age (but you can call me Ciarán) and yourself, President of the United States of America.

X2: We’re Here To Stay


Let us bury the hatchet. I do need to expose Microsoft and the NSA hacking program – that is an act of war against every nation on Earth. I also need to expose the pharmaceuticals and, well, I have a job to do to move things forward with Golden Age. But that does not mean that we cannot bury the hatchet.

Humanity stands on the brink of annihilation. Because Golden Age is blocked. Even if we did manage to somehow survive that, other countries will now go to Mars. They have the means to do so based on what I have released. Others will be on Mars within the next number of years. They can go now. It is viable. Even if America could go, if America went using technology that was made available from me and they let me fall after having blocked Golden Age and targeted me, the disgrace would be incomprehensible. America could never hold its head high among the nations of the world. The only way that America can go into space again using any of the technologies that I have released is by making things right with me and with Golden Age. Otherwise any journeys into space using the technologies I have released would be seen as great shame by other countries. America in disgrace.

America needs to redeem itself and fast. There is only one way that America could go to Mars now and hold its head high. That is if it helps launch Golden Age. Get help to me immediately and then set up the bank that I wrote about. Fund the bulk of it. No strings attached. Let me do my job.

I said that I would not reconsider my stand on America and Mars before 2033. But we do need to bury the hatchet. If America dug deep enough to make things right, then America could go to Mars with head held high. Get in the Race.

The Race to Mars should be with everyone starting together. Other nations have already begun. France, Germany and Japan have already started working on this. I do not know about the others. For the Race to be fair Ireland should be able to start at the same time as the others. If Ireland is beaten because we lost months because of being blocked while others get an early start in the race, this will be seen as disgrace. It affects everyone because the race is then not fair. We need to go now.

It is within your power to bring us to the brink of nuclear war in order to block Golden Age. This is the path we have been on for quite some time. Please reconsider.

Maybe, just maybe Golden Age might be a better option.

Pleased wake up. And I mean it. It is like talking to a fucking cabbage. I can’t get through to you. But maybe my brother Niall can talk to you more easily.

The next move is yours. Nuclear war. Or Golden Age. It shouldn’t take a genius.

Maybe you’d better talk to my brother.



Spokes & Buckling – Part I


It is true that in what I wrote above I have given my brother a bit of a clip on the ear. Let me explain that.

I am Enlightened. My brother is not. I set Jedi standards. My brother is still a muggle. I am qualified to negotiate at the highest levels. My brother is not qualified to be an Ambassador. Not to me. Not by the standards I set.

If we get this wrong then it could go to war. Not from my side, but America has been trying to take me out for years. If we get it right then it could help heal the rift that has happened and help launch Golden Age. It could help America with Mars. Help all of us with Mars. So the stakes couldn’t be higher. Golden Age hangs in the balance. The stakes couldn’t be higher.

Bottom line is that my brother is not ready. Not for a role at that level. So if things go ahead I have to get him ready overnight. Which does mean a kick up the arse. Niall doesn’t listen. He doesn’t take things in. I need to give him a clip on the ear to knock his ego down a few notches. Otherwise he has no hope of being able to be in that role, if it goes ahead.

It might not seem like it, but I am trying to help him. This is school and class is in progress. Part of that is a wake-up call for my brother.

Hey, Niall, pop quiz: do you recognise this language? What do you think? Arabic? Swahili? Hindu? Wake up, Niall! If things go ahead you will need to learn Irish fast. Or you won’t be able to talk to the team back in Ireland.

Hello – le Adele as Gaeilge




Day 5 December

Rite of Passage



Still here.

Diana Ross - Chain Reaction


I am Supergirl. I just am. Maybe it’s the boots.

Supergirl – Extended “Wonder Woman” Promo



The Irish Space Agency – Part I

Star Trek - The Irish in Space



Rite of Passage – Part I


It was supposed to be Golden Age. I’m trying to figure out where it all went horribly wrong.

Shaun of the Dead – Don’t stop me now


Rite of Passage – Part II


Shaun of the Dead



Rite of Passage – Part III


One path is Duality. This path leads to Jedi. When Yin and Yang are in Balance to a deep enough depth, one can achieve the Force. The Tao. This is the secret to the power of the Jedi. The Balance. Duality. The Tao. The Force.

The Return of the Jedi

The other path leads to ...

“This is Robert’s mom. Has anyone seen Robert?”

“Oh, he said he was going down to that new nightclub that has just opened.”

“New nightclub?”

“Something about a new job he’s got. As someone called Priscilla.”

Priscilla, Queen of the Desert – I’ve never been to me



Captain Love – Part I


Let’s try that again, shall we? This time in Duality.

The Mask of Zorro - Trailer



The Irish Space Agency – Part II


When I was born my parents wanted to call me Brian. That is true.

But then they changed their minds and called me Ciarán.

He’s Not The Messiah – The Life of Brian


Brian’s mother was a man and women of his time sometimes wore beards and went around as men.

I guess it was an early form of Duality.


Life of Brian – Loretta



Now, how about we try this again? America, wake up and invite me to America to launch Golden Age. Hurry up! Clock’s ticking!


Bulletproof Monk Trailer


If all goes ahead people will be meeting me soon. So I guess I’d better help prepare people for meeting me. I’m not quite what people might expect.

I am something of a basket case. That’s probably the first thing to know about me. The war with the Borg has taken a toll, psychologically and emotionally as well as physically. 2013 was the worst year for me. But the first few months of 2015 were a real low point too. The Borg can normally kill instantly through the implants. In my case I have a very high immunity. They cannot kill me that way. The Borg are also highly adept at torturing through the implants. I can protect against this to a certain extent but in early 2015 they got past my defences. Every day for about 80 days I was tortured by the Borg, via the implants. For a couple of hours a day, every day. The rest of the time I was able to put up some defence against it.

I never recovered from what happened. I went quiet, very quiet for a long time. I barely spoke but the screaming never stopped in my head. And angry. Always angry. It was only when I began to write seriously as Gráinne later that year that I slowly started to pull out of it. Writing as Gráinne was cathartic. I had gone quiet, very quiet over what had happened. But Gráinne gave me a voice. I could not speak but I could write. Most days I wrote. I have written for years, written prolifically for these past three years. And slowly, the more I write, the more I get the screaming under control in my head.

When people meet me I am a basket case. I just am. Please take that into account when you meet me. I am a basket case.


There’s Always a Way Out


This was me almost every day for those three months. Martin watched cartoons to help lift himself. Because if you don’t laugh you cry.


Lethal Weapon – See You Later

The screaming never stops. Sometimes it is greater and sometimes it is less. But the screaming never stops.


The Hulk

 
Three times have I killed myself. Three times. But then the next day I wake up and there is life in me again. It is the strangest thing. I have walked into the light and returned so many times that I just believe I cannot die. No matter what happens to me. Even when I try to kill myself I still keep coming back.

With our minds we create reality. If you believe something enough it will come to pass. I just believe that nothing can kill me. This belief came from what happened to me when I was three and a half years old, because if I could survive that then I could survive anything. This belief has then been strengthened by surviving a number of impossible injuries, most notably those received in the Matrix. I believe it so much that even when I try to kill myself I can’t. I may kill myself. But then I just come back again. But with new injuries. Still alive, but with new injuries.


Groundhog Day

That is why I need to be Gráinne. It helps. It just does.

Diana Ross - Chain Reaction



If you don’t laugh you cry. My body may be broken on the outside, but inside I’m always dancing.


Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Opening Scene | Dancing Baby Groot



It’s tough being a Superhero. It just is.


The Incredibles

But I reckon it would be easier if I became a woman Superhero. I just think the boots and stockings would help.

Supergirl – Extended “Wonder Woman” Promo



Donald Trump, every day I am picking off collaborators in America. The Pentagon and NSA should have confirmed this to you.

People are dying, Donald. But that is nothing compared to how many will die if the dead-lock is not broken. If the dead-lock is not broken then we all die. Every microsecond we delay brings us closer to annihilation. We are OUT OF TIME.

You will not invite me over to America, Donald. But you cannot protect yourself that way. Let me spell it out for you, Donald. If you do not invite me over then I will kill you. I do not need the Borg implants for that. I can kill you psychically from here. Instantly. If you do invite me over then I may let you live.

Invite me over. Remove the block and allow Golden Age to go ahead. Do it now. Instantly. You are out of time, Donald. We are all out of time. Do it now. Break the dead-lock.


The Tower – Part I


If I am compromised, Donald, then it is over for humanity. I am the only one with the knowledge to survive what is coming. Therefore if anyone threatens me I consider that a threat against Golden Age and against humanity. In which case I will instantly kill that person, for I will not allow humanity to be threatened.

If when I come over to America anyone points a gun at me, Donald, then I will immediately kill that person. Just after I kill you. My reaction time is impossibly fast and my precognition is supernatural. If a sniper points a gun at me from any distance, I instantly kill him just after I kill you. Big boy’s rules, Donald. If you pick up a gun then it is big boy’s rules. So invite me over but do not pick up a gun. No-one hassles me, no-one tries to detain me, no-one tries to question me and no-one points a weapon at me. We do this without weapons.

Am I a threat, Donald? If I am threatened then you are damn right I am a threat. The answer is to not threaten. I am no threat unless threatened.

Invite me over. Be a man about it and prioritise the safety of humanity over trying to protect your ass. Just invite me over.

Right now. We are out of time.


Johnny Cash – Hurt

 

I am Daniel Jackson. My life had to be destroyed to become Daniel Jackson. America played a big part in destroying my life. But I want to bury the hatchet. Break the dead-lock, Donald. Allow me to trigger Golden Age. Stop blocking finances to me. Get on board with Golden Age. Break the alliance with the Small Greys.

The war should be with the Borg. Not between America and me. End this war now.

Daniel Jackson – Hurt


Daniel Jackson achieved Ascension. As did I.


Time now for a bit of physics. This will involve a bit of String Theory. Now I know that people might think String Theory is a little bit boring, but please do try to follow along. You might find that String Theory is not quite as boring as you once thought.

 

Naughty things on a train


Symmetry – Part I

Symmetry Restoration & How I Became an X-Man – Part I

The Mind of God – Part I



Phenomenon



Symmetry Restoration at Higher Harmonics – Part I

The Nth Degree


The Speed of Light – Part I


As we go up in Symmetry (Symmetry Restoration) the laws of physics become less restrictive

As we go down in Symmetry (Symmetry Breaking) the laws of physics become more restrictive





Day 6 December

Rite of Passage



All Ranks, Rank of Man or Woman, Knight or Warrior, Dancer or Musician, Scientist or Engineer, Pilot or University Student, Jedi or X-Man, all Ranks have an associated Rite of Passage. A new Rank cannot be obtained without having had Rite of Passage. In some way, shape or form. That is the way it works. That is the way it has always worked since the first men that walked on this Earth.

One of the key reasons why there are so few Real Men and Real Women in the world, so few Knights and Warriors, so few people of high Rank, is because Rite of Passage is no longer respected. It is not done. Not properly. Often not at all. Most men go through their entire lives without achieving Rank of Man, the most basic Rank, because they have never had Rite of Passage as a Man. Unthinkable, unthinkable in Golden Age. For any to not have achieved Rank of Man, Woman, Knight or Warrior in Golden Age would be unthinkable.

Expect Rite of Passage to be coming up again and again in my documents. This is a key concept that I wish to introduce for Golden Age.

Avatar - Rite of Passage


All Ranks are associated with understanding something. Something is understood. Not simply at the head level. But in one’s gut, in ones dan tien. One’s belly. One just gets something. For a person to truly have Rank in any particular area, this must be in place. An understanding, a knowing. Like Curly. He holds Rank.

City Slickers – One Thing


Let me let you in on a little secret. Having Rank is just like being in love. No-one can tell you you’re in love, you just know it. Through and through. Balls to bones. If someone has Rank of Man, he just knows it. Balls to bones. He knows it inside. It comes from within. If someone has Rank of Knight he just knows it. Inside. Balls to bones. If he does not know it, if he does not know it in his belly, his gut, his dan tien then he does not hold that Rank.


The Matrix Oracle Scene


Neo was not ready. Not then. Not when he met the Oracle. Something needed to fall into place for him first. The Oracle knew this. She knew that he would achieve it, achieve that Rank. But something needed to fall into place first.

Something did fall into place for Neo. That is when he knew. In his gut. In his belly. In his dan tien. When he knew, in that instant he achieved the Rank.


The Matrix “He is the One”


I hold Rank of Man and of Knight. Actually of high-ranking Knight. I hold Rank of Warrior and of Dragon. And I hold Rank not only of Enlightenment but also of the Tao. How do I know? I just know. Through and through. Balls to bones.


The Last Airbender – Flow like Water



Kyle Reese is a Man. Real Man. He is Knight. Powerful Knight. In this there is no question.

Kyle Reese & Sarah Connor – Crosses


But when things happened between Kyle Reese and Sarah Connor, it was Sarah who initiated. It was Sarah who made the move. It was Sarah who led in the kiss. And, once they found their groove, it was Sarah who was on top. Instinctively between them they knew that it was more natural for Sarah to lead. Sarah on top. Kyle on his back. Sarah leading.


The Terminator – Sarah & Kyle


When Sarah asked Kyle to describe her son, he said that John had her eyes.

I’ve always known that I have a woman’s eyes. It is the only part of me that is physically female. But for me it is the most important part, for the eyes are the windows to the soul. To what is inside. If there is just one part of my body, my physical body, that I would want to be female, it is my eyes.

The rest of my body may be physically male, but I have the eyes of a woman. That is important to me.



Few men truly understand what it is to be a Man. Many confuse aggression with Manhood. Attitude. In-Your-Face. Controlling. Someone who puts other people down. Someone who takes advantage of others. Someone who is disrespectful. Very few men understand what it truly means to be a Man.

So let me give an example of someone doing it right. Of any clip that I can think of, none captures the energy of Knight better than this one. Tom Selleck exudes Knight in this clip. Note the absence of aggression. The absence of attitude. Notice how inclusive he is, how present he is with the Aborigines. How respectful. Tom Selleck exudes a power in this clip, and like all true power that power comes from inside. True male power comes from a place of quiet, understated confidence. From within.

To any who think that manhood is to do with aggression or attitude, watch and learn. Watch and learn. This is Rank of Knight.

Quigley Down Under – A Day With the Aborigines


Now, please invite me over to America.

Crocodile Dundee – Trailer


When I come over I don’t want to meet suits. Mr. Slates with pin-strip suits and pink ties. I can’t talk to those guys. I’d just stand staring at them like they had two heads. Bring me over but let me talk to Knights. Let me talk to Superman. To Wonder Woman. To Supergirl. To SG-1. To Quigley Down Under. Let me talk to Kirk and Picard. (I know that Picard is English, but if we are to get America on track for Mars then we need Picard.) Let me talk to Kyle Reese and Sarah Connor. What’s Spiderman up to these days?

Bring me over to America, but please keeps the suits away from me. Let me talk to Superman, to Tom Selleck, to Wonder Woman.

What would we talk about? Real Men, Real Women, Knights and Warriors. Launching Golden Age. And getting America on track for the Race to Mars. With head held high.

That’s if I can talk to Superman, Tom Selleck and Wonder Woman. If I talk to the suits then we are all fucked.

Wonder Woman

Invite me to America and let’s get America back on track for Mars.


Galaxy Quest - Opening

But I warn you, America will face stiff competition from me.

Star Trek V: The Final Frontier – Trailer



“If you ask me, and you haven’t, I think this is a terrible idea. We’re bound to run into Ciarán.”

Klingon Course 16: Qetlop


But we won’t be speaking in Klingon. We’ll be speaking something else.

Hello – le Adele as Gaeilge


I am a Knight. I am here to compete. Who will meet my challenge?


A Knight’s Tale


Who will meet my challenge?


Monkey



Time now for some more physics.


Warp Core Mechanics – Part I


No-one believes me when I say that I am Zefram Cochrane.

But it’s actually true.

Zefram Cochrane


Tritanium – Part I


Young Frankenstein flipped trailer



Men as Women in the Future

Reprogramming using Sex in the Future

Internalised Orgasms in the Future

The Future


Zoolander

Anytime we put something new in our minds we are being reprogrammed. It is simply a case of being careful about what we put in our minds.


Zoolander – Brainwash


The clock is ticking, Trump. I have just wiped 400 billion off the American economy. I have sent you the information that will allow you to verify this.


Break the deadlock you useless cunt. Or I level the American economy. We are on the brink of annihilation. I will level America rather than let humanity come to annihilation. Wake up you cunt. This is going to go downhill fast if you don’t fucking wake up! Useless cunt!

To those in the Pentagon, this should be real simple. If there is a conflict between serving your President and serving your country, serve your country. That should be fucking obvious. If your President is collaborating with the enemy then shoot the cunt! Wake the fuck up!


Will someone just sort that cunt out and invite me to America. Fast! We are out of FUCKING TIME!

Don’t you get it? WE ARE OUT OF FUCKING TIME! Now either the deadlock is broken or I will have no choice but to level America. WAKE THE FUCK UP!

We are at fucking war with the Borg and America is fucking around. WAKE UP!

We are out of fucking time. If the deadlock is not broken by tomorrow morning, I escalate.


 

Day 7 December

The Balance



Donald Trump, this approach is not helping America. Or humanity. Please reconsider your approach.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail - The Black Knight

Please invite me to America to trigger Golden Age.

Supergirl – Extended “Wonder Woman” Promo


Trump, I’ve put the 400 billion back in the American economy. Yesterday I sent you information to let you verify that that money had indeed been lost. Now I am sending you the information to allow you to verify that it has been put back. It will now be seen as a software glitch in your banking computers.

Please wake up. Those nations that go Golden Age will rise. Those that do not will fall. It is not just America that you block from rising. You block Ireland and everyone else. I want to rise. Others do to. You block my country as you block all other countries. Please wake up.

There are many who wish to rise. Please do not block them from doing so.


The Shuttle – Lift versus Thrust


Who in Germany is ready to go to Mars?

Madeline Kahn Blazing Saddles

Buongiorno! Who will join in this Race to Mars?

America doesn’t appear to be interested. Is anyone else in? It may not have been economically viable before, but the more technology I release the more viable it becomes. And not just technology. Economics, management, design methodology, education, linguistics and other areas. Why linguistics? Many reasons. One is strength of culture which also ties in to strength of economy. Another is communication and international cooperation. Leadership, communication and cooperation are all important factors in the upcoming Race to Mars. Every day it is becoming more and more viable. For more and more countries. Who is interested in Golden Age?


Star Trek – Gli android del Dottor Korby

Chi è interessato ad andare a Marte?

Do you speak...Italian?


I need to launch Golden Age and set up a Space Agency in Ireland. Why do I need to be Taoiseach?

This is why I need to be Taoiseach:


Relationship Advice: How To Ask A Girl Out | The Young Offenders


One of the first things I will do when I get in as Taoiseach is get that shit off the air.

This shit too. This shit has no place in this country. No place.

Love / Hate


Do you know what really scares me? The thought that a French person or a German or an Italian might one day see this shit and think “This is Ireland”. Do you know what scares me even more? The thought that they could be right. No fucking way! Get me in as Taoiseach and I will sort that shit out so fast you won’t believe it.

I don’t know who the fuck these guys think they are. But they are not Irish.



The first attempt to launch Golden Age in 2013 failed

 

 

Every successive attempt has also failed.

 

 

Gandalf goes to the World Cup

 

 

So it’s back to basics. So that this time we get it right.

A change is in order.

Carnival na nGaedheal - GAA ar son na Gaeilge



Get me in as Taoiseach and I will trigger the greatest Golden Age in history.


The Cat and the Moon



Get me in as Taoiseach and I will launch the Race to Mars.


Frau Farbissina: Countdown



To Mars and beyond.


Zefram Cochrane Warp Flight



I’m ready. Are you?


Austin Powers back to 1969


“Yes, Mr. Slate?”

“Ciarán, I will design a spaceship to go into space!”

“Good luck with that one, Mr. Slate. Careful when plugging in the kettle.”

Apollo 13 – Houston, We Have a Problem


“Gráinne.”

“Yes, Aoife?”

“Plasma injectors are on-line. Nacelles are charged and ready. Warp field is looking good. Structural integrity is holding.”

“Good Aoife! On my mark...”


“Sweet Jesus! What the fuck was that!?”

“Who was that, Gráinne?”

“Oh, that was just Mr. Slate, looking out the window of Apollo 18.”




This is very, very simple Donald Trump. The Borg know now that the Resistance is based on Earth. They know now that I am the Mastermind in the war against them. The only thing that is preventing the immediate annihilation of Earth is the Treaty, which I negotiated in over three years of extremely hostile negotiations.

I was able to get that Treaty in because of a Master Virus that I infected the Borg with some years back. If the conditions of the Treaty are violated then this allows penalty clauses against whoever violated the Treaty. The Borg are not allowed to attack Earth directly now. Not unless the Treaty permits it.

There is a condition in the Treaty that if I am compromised financially it removes the block preventing a Borg attack. The instant that I am compromised financially the Borg will detonate a Borg weapon resulting in the annihilation of all life on Earth. I put this clause in to the Treaty to force the hand of the collaborators. You see we’re all going to die anyway if the deadlock is not broken. This is a certainty. So we have nothing to lose. At least this way there is a chance to force the hand of the collaborators and break free of the Borg.

Trump, to say that I am on the edge financially is an understatement. I have released knowledge worth trillions to humanity, knowledge incalculable in it’s worth. Some of this is knowledge that America tried to assassinate me over. Knowledge that America killed quite a number of others over to try to put pressure on me, including children. Do you really think that you can just take my research while letting me fall, and then have America use this research like nothing has happened?  You disgrace your country Donald, but I would hope, like with the Young Offenders and Love/Hate in Ireland, that you are not representative of the majority of Americans.

There is another clause in the Treaty. I can break the deadlock with a full nuclear strike against America. But only in this way if America does not break the deadlock from its side. This clause comes from the deal that Barack Obama made with the Small Greys in 2013. He knew that the instant I found out that it was he who had betrayed humanity, I would take him out. So he made a deal with the Small Greys to protect himself and other key collaborators, to prevent me from taking them out. There is however a loop-hole in the deal that was made by him. It is still possible for me to take out the collaborators and to break the deadlock. But only by a full nuclear strike.

So here is the deal, Trump. If the issue is forced I will without hesitation launch a full nuclear strike against America rather than allow the annihilation of all life on Earth. We are right at the edge of that point now, Trump. Break the deadlock. Get me money fast and invite me to America. To trigger the Golden Age that America has been blocking for almost six years. America will foot the bill.

It is after morning here in Ireland and still you have not acted to break the deadlock. So here is what I am going to do.

I’m giving you just a short while, not more than about an hour, to make contact and break the deadlock. Otherwise I release the information to allow governments around the world to take down Microsoft. It would have been preferable if America had of come clean with other nations about its global hacking program with the NSA and Microsoft. This would have been a far better option. Far better if it had come from America. However it seems abundantly clear that America will not do the right thing. Which forces the issue.

You have about an hour, Trump.


Trump, time’s up.


How to Take Down Microsoft – Part I

The Water Margin


I am John Connor. Microsoft is not the main driver behind Skynet, but they are involved. The global NSA/Microsoft hacking program is a preliminary phase of Skynet. NSA, consider this an opening move. There is a storm coming. That storm is John Connor.

The Fugitive



If the deadlock is broken then I will be meeting people soon. If the deadlock is not broken then we all die anyway. So let’s just say that the deadlock will be broken. In which case I’ll be meeting people soon.

It is appropriate then that I give some more information about myself, for my story does affect others. Actually, all. So I’ll give a little more.

Why did I do it? War with the Borg I mean. Some of the crazy things that I have done. Why did I do it?


Taming Toruk


It’s a difficult one to explain. It’s to do with what the Borg did to me. Let’s just say that they really, really pissed me off. I need to kill them all. I just do. Every last fucking one of them. I just need to bring them to extinction. I will not rest until every last fucking one of those Small Grey bastards has been wiped out. Normally people think that genocide is a bad thing. But when it comes to the Small Greys, I love genocide. Absolutely love it. No matter how many of the fuckers I kill, it is never enough.

And you know what – every one of us in the Resistance feels the same.

You’d have to know to Borg to understand.

I have a sense to play this clip, but I’m not sure why. It’s to do with the Resistance. It just feels appropriate somehow.

Kelly’s Heroes

 

I would consider Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg a contender for the greatest German of all time. As to why, that would take some telling for there is a story in this. But I would say that there is a parallel. If you understand why it is that Claus did what he did, then this goes some way to explaining why I did what I did.

Valkyrie


Let me start with a discussion of implants. One cannot understand the war with the Borg without understanding implants, so let me say something about them now.


The Neural Transceiver – Part I


According to the Borg databases that I have hacked, no-one in the history of the Borg Empire has ever been able to resist assimilation. Not since the earliest days of the Empire. Until me. My background is highly unusual and I have spent a life-time developing the power of my mind. Once I achieved the Tao in 2012 I had the power to break through. To break the control of the Borg on my mind. The first in history to do so, since the earliest days of the Borg Empire. I am still the only one that can resist it.

In early 2013 I became obsessed with the Quest for the One Ring. One Ring to Rule them All. I was convinced that it existed. One Master Computer. One Controlling computer. If such a computer existed, infecting that computer would take down the Borg.

In 2013 a task force was set up by me to find the One Ring, the One Master controlling computer. To find it and destroy it. This computer exists. It took us over a year to find it, but we did. And we’ve been trying to destroy it ever since. With some success I might add. We have a partial destruction on it.

There were nine of us in the task force that I set up in 2013. I did not think anything of the number at the time. I just set up the task force. But we were nine in number. This is true.


The Fellowship of the Ring


The Borg have thrown everything at trying to assimilate my mind. I have developed all sorts of coping strategies to counter it. For example I think now almost exclusively in terms of symbolic imagery, stories, metaphors and analogies, for this is much more difficult for the Borg to assimilate. I balance my mind internally with a psychic form of synaesthesia, almost like balancing music in my head. This gives me strong defences against the Borg which they find difficult to counter.


The Shawshank Redemption Opera Scene

This is one of the most powerful defences that I have against the Borg.

The Power of Hope in the Midst of Difficulties


It takes enormous effort to maintain control of my mind, but I have a phenomenally powerful mind, one which I have spent a life-time training. Every now and again I do lose it though. Moments when I lose control. It is then a struggle to regain control, which I do. But I can have moments when I lose it.

 

Picard handles Sarek’s emotions


I am a basket case. I just am. People need to understand that when they meet me. Years of fighting the Borg have made me a little bit quirky. They are coping strategies. They are however extremely effective. For years I have smashed the Borg. I have killed numbers beyond imagining of them, mostly by taking down network after network. For years I have done this and I am still alive. Every day for years the Borg have tried to kill me, yet I am still alive. So what I am doing is working. I am very, very effective at what I do.


Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Opening Scene | Dancing Baby Groot


I am John Connor.

 

Day 8 December

Groundhog Day – Same-O, Same-O



The screaming in my head never stops. I just learn to control it, that’s all. Most of the time I can. Kind of.


The Hulk (2003) – Theatrical Trailer

 
I have over four thousand hours of combat in the Matrix. Countless missions over the years. But often the biggest problem isn’t the mission. It’s getting out. Finding an exit. When in the Matrix your mind is locked into that reality. Your physical body may be here but your physical Doppelganger in the Matrix is also real, and your consciousness is split between the two. The bulk of your conscious awareness is with your Doppelganger, in the Matrix. You are only peripherally aware of your body here on Earth.

In 2014 I was on a mission. The Borg blocked the exit. Myself and two others, a man and a woman, both very high ranking Resistance members, were blocked from returning. The Borg couldn’t kill us but they could torture us. It was an impossible situation to get out of. Absolutely impossible. But we did.

What happened that day is shown is this clip. It is real. It happened. Pretty much exactly as is depicted in this clip, except with Sentinels rather than with people. All three of us got out. You want to know why I am a basket case? It’s incidents like this.

I am Martin Riggs.

Lethal Weapon – Torture


So what do you do when that happens? You just deal with it, that’s all.


Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Opening Scene | Dancing Baby Groot

Strumpfhose – Part I


Supergirl

Now, who’s ready for the Race to Mars?

Austin Powers – The Spy Who Shagged Me | Moon Base



Geodesic Domes – Part V


Star Wars – Special Edition



Still no contact. No money. No nothing. But you know what – I have The Will To Do It. I do not have the money to pay basic bills but I’m going to Mars anyway. I will find a way. I will set up the Irish Space Agency. We are going to Mars. The Race to Mars will go ahead whether we join in it or not. I mean to be a part of it. I mean to lead it. For the eyes of the world now look into space. To the moon and to Mars beyond. My leadership in science and industry, my hopes for peace and security, my obligations to Ireland and to Golden Age all require Ireland to make this effort. The mysteries are already solved. We just need to go now. There are no hazards in space for me. Not even when I plug in the kettle. That is solved. I choose to go to Mars. I choose to go to Mars and to build the first Irish-speaking colony and pub on Mars. Before anyone else gets there. Not because it is easy. But because it is effortless. For me anyway.

People can have no idea how easy this is for me.

 

We Choose to go to the Moon

 

Are there none who can challenge me? Will no-one meet my challenge?

Goldberg's strength

America may have given up. But I have not given up on America.

Crocodile Dundee – Trailer



To Go or Not To Go to America. I want to go. You see, Ciarán only here to help.

 

George of the Jungle – Bridge Swing



Unless I miss my guess, Germany is going. If America wants to go then you’re going to need to talk to me. Time is a factor. A critical factor. Please make the call. Let me talk to Superman. Or Wonder Woman. Or MacGyver. Or Spiderman. If I can talk to the right people we can get this Race on the road.

Please talk to me. Otherwise the next words spoken on Mars, after Irish, could be German. When they arrive in second place in Gráinne’s Irish bar for a few pints of Guinness after their long trip. We’ll have some weissbier in stock too. Plus a few bottles of wine for when the French arrive. Maybe some sake too – the bar will be well stocked. We’ll also serve pizza.

To Go or Not To Go to Mars? Was denkst du?


Supergirl

I am here to compete. Who will meet my challenge?


A Knight’s Tale


Is there no-one can stand against me?


Gladiator



Billions of people going about their lives. Oblivious. Please wake up. Make the phone call. We don’t have a lot of time.

I woke up. You can too.

 

 

They Live – Sunglasses




Pentagon, it’s Morpheus. I don’t know if you are ready to see what I want to show you, but unfortunately you and I have run out of time. Please wake up.

 

Neo’s New Year Phonecall



I will be speaking to others, Pentagon. This is just a courtesy call to see if you are also interested in coming in.

Matrix – Frau in Rot


No? Well, I just thought I’d check anyway.

If the Pentagon isn’t interested (the White House certainly isn’t), then maybe I’ll see if the Air Force is interested in waking up.

These guys were invited in by America. Interested in knowing more about them? Then talk to me.

Independence Day - Speech



We are on a countdown to First Contact in seventeen years time. A number of other species in our area of space have been assimilated to a greater degree than humanity. Their home planets have all been destroyed. Within these species there are members of the Resistance. I woke the first of them up in 2013. Unimatrix Zero. I solved Warp Drive on the 22nd of March, 2015. My designs were verified by Resistance members of these different species who I am in daily contact with via the implants. I know how to build Warp Drive. This unlocks the conditions for First Contact. First Contact was blocked in 2015. The schedule has been pushed right back. The next window for First Contact is seventeen year’s time. It will be made with me.

The extra time does allow us to do things a little differently. Once the deadlock is broken they will be able to get information on their languages to me. This information has already been sent to Earth. It is now held by the human Resistance members in Ireland. However I cannot access this information until the blocks are removed. These languages are within the vocal range of humans. I am Daniel Jackson. I will have a number of years to learn these languages. First Contact may be years behind schedule. But it does give a little more time to prepare.

It was me who brought these different peoples of different species together in the Resistance. It is my task to set up the Federation. We prepare for the next phase of war with the Borg. We prepare to set up the Federation.

Klingon Course 16: Qetlop

I could call the different species A, B, C and D. But I have to give them names, so I call them Klingons, Romulans, Na’vi (who are also Andorians) and Vulcans. The others I don’t have names for yet. My main contact in the Klingons is a guy I call Worf. I don’t know what his real name is. I only know him about two years. The others I will introduce as we go along.


M-Class Planets – Part I



Conspiracy Theory – Trailer


I’ve been working on my computer design for years. It is designed to not only resist assimilation, but to resist all hacking. A computer that cannot be hacked by the NSA or Microsoft. One which guarantees the privacy of your e-mails. No-one else can read your private mail. Not even Google. My computers are designed to resist viruses, to counter spam, to counter people intruding on your privacy. And no Artificial Intelligence.

The problems that other people have with their computers will not be experienced with mine. As soon as the blocks are removed and I get access to resources, I will start to build them.


Hitler phones an Indian call centre


The Quantum Drive Engine


In December 2014 I took a bullet from an American sniper while walking in the woods of Glendalough, Co. Wicklow, here in Ireland. It was over my research in physics. It should have been impossible to survive, but then again I am an X-Man. America has tried to kill me many times these past number of years but I am very, very hard to kill. America, why not try a change in approach? We are out of time. Please wake up.


Stayin’ Alive

The Pentagon knew when they ordered my assassination that it was me who found Bin Laden. Just as they knew that it was me who had prevented nuclear war in America in 2013. The Pentagon knew this when they ordered my assassination. They just didn’t give a shit.

The Peacemaker



I am stone-age. I do physics and I design Warp Core.

But I live stone-age.

 


It’s a Duality thing. I lead a simple life. Part of that is that I’m much more comfortable barefoot. I used to run barefoot. And I have been known to wander off barefoot from time to time. I’m just not that keen on shoes.

 

As a woman I may be different. But as a man I am stone-age.

 

This barefoot is seen with the hobbits. And Fred Flintstone. And John McClane.

 

I am John McClane.

Die Hard


Ciarán the Nine Fingered

Ciarán the White


When is anyone ever going to make me Taoiseach?

Bollywood


Ye just don’t get it. Ye just don’t.

Star Trek Voyager Scorpion Intro



Trump you sorry cunt. You cannot protect your ass by ignoring me. You would sacrifice America, humanity and Golden Age rather than do the right thing. Now I am telling you you cunt that I will trigger a massive nuclear strike against America rather than let the Borg weapon detonate. We are out of fucking time. I can read the conditions of the block in the Borg computers. It is linked in to you. To break the block you must make the decision to break your alliance with the Small Greys. That’s one part. Simply making the decision will unlock that part with the Borg computers. They will pick up that decision instantly.

The second part is that contact must be made with me to break the deadlock. I have managed to extend the time before the nuclear strike, but according to what I’m looking at in the Borg computers I don’t see how I could extend this past Monday morning, possibly Sunday (tomorrow) afternoon. Now I am telling you you fucking cunt that you are going to break this deadlock and allow Golden Age. There is only one fucking reason that you are blocking Golden Age now you cunt. It is to try to save your own fucking ass. That is why you will not invite me to America. Take me very, very seriously you cunt. Make the call. Break the deadlock. Invite me to America. Let me trigger Golden Age.

You may have noticed that Microsoft is now in trouble. Google is also in trouble because of reading people’s emails. That is a no-no in Golden Age. The pharmaceuticals are going down. D-Wave is Cyberdyne systems. They are in serious trouble. In 2014 they announced a new quantum chip. Except that they didn’t develop that chip. They stole it from Dublin in 2013, from a team that I set up. That chip was based on my work. They stole my research and used it to start building Skynet.

There is a chance to trigger Golden Age you fucking idiot. America could go to Mars in the Race if things were done right. But you fuck up America and everything else over your fucking ego.

America could still go Golden Age. It is really down now to one fucking cunt who blocks. Because he will not make the call. He will not break his alliance with the Small Greys. He will go to nuclear war rather than back down over his fucking ego.

Take me very fucking seriously you fucking cunt. We have a chance for Golden Age but we are on the brink of nuclear war. For no reason other than you are being a fucking asshole. Wake up! If the deadlock is not broken then I will have no choice but to trigger the nuclear strike. What the fuck is wrong with you! Why are you so fucking adamant in blocking Golden Age? Why will you not allow America to go to Mars?

Break the deadlock. Make the call. We are right on the brink of nuclear war. Make the fucking call you cunt.

I will add something else here. Last night I picked up on an American assassin who had been ordered to kill me. I picked up on it once the order was given. I came in via the implants and had a word with him and with the superior officer who ordered it. They stood down. No-one was hurt. Ultimately however the order was given by Trump.

Trump, I am not allowed by Treaty to take you out except in certain circumstances. But I will say that this has been noted. You will be contacted this night by members of the Resistance. Via the implants. They wish to have a word.

Your attempt to take me out was simply an attempt to save your own ass. You would sacrifice America and Golden Age to do that. You would sacrifice us all just to try to save your own ass.

When my brother Niall reads this, Niall, forget what I said about being a contact to Trump. That isn’t going to happen now. We had a critical moment. A decision. Golden Age or something else. Trump chose something else. We’re just going to have to take it one step at a time now.

X2: We’re Here To Stay

Warp Drive - Part I

GAA BEO | Beo anois ar TG4

 



Hello and welcome to Golden Age Updates

 

 

It seems that we have reports of someone with plans to build a spaceship in Ireland to go to Mars. Unconfirmed reports are that he intends to build a secret underground base using his tunnelling technology.

 

D’Unbelievables - Crimebusters

 

 

Day 9 December

Groundhog Day – Is it tomorrow yet?



Star Trek Irish Edition

People need to start getting ready. I’m ready. Are you?

Star Trek Irish Class

Ready? Ja, wir sind ready! Wir sind fertig! Mars, sehr schnell! Raus!


Supergirl

Achtung! Mars, ja sehr gut! Sehr schnell!


Galaxy Quest

Great! That puts Germany as a major contender for second place. After Ireland. German is certainly a major contender. For second place.


Richthofen’s Flying Circus


Who feels that they might be in contention for third place?


A Knight’s Tale

Is there no-one can stand against me?

Sometimes down is up. I’ve been saying that for years. Sometimes you have to go backwards to go forwards. America started a war. Don’t they want to help me end it?

Star Trek Discovery


We don’t have a lot of time.


On Seeing Clearly – Part I


Sometimes one has to go backwards to go forwards.

To know where you are going, understand where you have come from

Learn from the mistakes of history. Learn from what has happened. So that these mistakes are no longer repeated.

Golden Age is about to be lost. Instead we face Armageddon. Because some stupid fuck will not back down over his ego. He would deny America Golden Age. He would block Mars for America. He would take us to nuclear war. Rather than do the right thing for his country and humanity.

Your foundations are wrong Trump. Actually, there are no foundations. Know thyself, Trump. Recognise when you are totally fucking incompetent. And then stop blocking Golden Age and bringing us to nuclear war because your head is so far up your arse.

To those around Trump, just ignore the cunt and make contact with me. Make contact and get me basic funds. This breaks the deadlock and stands down nuclear war. Then we can talk. In the meantime I am moving you back to DEFCON 2. We don’t have a lot of time.

WarGames

Make the fucking call.

I hacked the Borg computers which allowed me to hack your Defence computers. You have confirmation that your Defence computers have been compromised. What the hell is the matter with you? Why are you so fucking adamant on blocking Golden Age? What the fuck is wrong with America going to Mars anyway? What the fuck is wrong with you?

It is a good thing that I did manage to hack your Defence computers. Otherwise they would have triggered nuclear war years ago when you tried to put them live. I have been trying to take down Skynet for years. It is a key reason why I hacked your Defence computers.

The Imitation Game


Ok, it is well into the afternoon and still nothing from the American government. If I have to wait for them then it is over. Time for plan number 8,473. (We are well past Plan B at this stage.)

For this I need to find Supergirl.


X-Men First Class - Recruiting Mutants


Melissa Benoist, if you are reading me, this is Charles Xavier. Well, actually it’s Ciarán. But close enough. I need to save the world. And I need to get America in the Race for Mars. Going through the American government isn’t working out, so I’m going to go around them. The government can’t do it. But maybe Supergirl can.

Supergirl, I know how to save the world. And I know how to get America in the Race for Mars. But I need a little Superhero help.

If you are interested, please send me an e-mail.

Thanks.

Charles Xavier. Also known as Ciarán.

Star Trek V: The Final Frontier – Trailer



If contact is made then I’d need to pull together a team. Some people that might be interested in getting America in the Race to Mars. For this I could really do with talking to Supergirl. Someone who knows Superman. Someone who knows a few Superheros. It would mean bypassing the government and taking the message straight to the people. This should be driven by the American people. I have no doubt they want to go to Mars.

I need to speak to Superman. And Wonder Woman. And MacGyver. And Magnum. And what’s Spiderman up to these days? Is Dean Cain interested in talking to me? What of SG-1? Is Bill Goldberg interested in talking to me? What I am basically looking for is a group of Americas who are interested in getting the Race to Mars moving. If America moves on this, Golden Age will follow. The secret is the Race to Mars.

For this I need people, the right people, in the media or in positions to make things happen. Passionate people. People who care. The right people. With access to the right people, this could happen. The new technologies are known. A number of them I have already released. Mars is now viable. The economics – effortless – just talk to me. The problem now is not technology. Nor is the problem economics. It is people.

Getting America in the Race unlocks the Race for other countries too. It unlocks it for Ireland. The block is in America. Get America on track for Mars and it frees up everyone else.

Understand?


Supergirl Season 2

I will warn ye in advance, being a Superhero in Ireland is not quite the same as being a Superhero in America. I’d probably stand out if I was standing beside Superman and the rest of the Superheroes. The odd one out, that’s me. Guess who the Irish Superhero is?

But actually in terms of Americans I’m not too dissimilar from this guy:


Kelly’s Heroes Oddball Takes a Rest

You see my main Superhero power is my belief. Positive Waves. Manifestation. I just believe things. I believe them so much that it creates that reality.

That is my main Superpower.

Oddball

First things first. I need to come to America. Trump, you are not part of the solution. You are the problem. So when I come to America just stay out of my god-damn way and let me do my job.

Zip It!


You see I just believe it, that’s all. I believe it so much that my belief creates that reality. That’s my main Superpower.

Supergirl, I need funds. 50. No, not 50,000. 50. Well, actually a bit more. I need about one thousand dollars fast to prevent a nuclear strike. People don’t believe me when I say that, but it is actually true. Just as people don’t believe me when I say that I am a Jedi, or that I am Zefram Cochrane. But it is actually true.

I’d still be based in Ireland, but I’d be popping over to America on a regular basis to talk to people and get things moving. I’d also be teaching a little of the Ways of the Force to try and kick-start some interest in the Jedi schools that the American government is so determined to stamp out. Hey Trump, your name wouldn’t be William Stryker by any chance, would it?

I’ve been locked down financially so I don’t have a penny coming in. But if a group of Superheroes could pitch in and pay for my flights and expenses (I am actually used to living on almost fresh air), then I could come back and forth.

I have no doubt whatsoever that the American government or at least certain people within the government will want to take the opportunity to try to take me out. No doubt whatsoever. So let us clear that little unpleasantness out of the way first. Trump, it’s real simple. The only thing standing between Earth and annihilation is the Treaty I negotiated with the Borg in more than three years of extremely hostile negotiations. That Treaty ends the instant I am compromised. If that happens then Earth faces immediate annihilation. Therefore under no circumstances will I allow myself to be compromised. When I come to America I am untouchable. And I mean untouchable. Anyone looks at me funny, anyone breaks wind in my direction, anyone looks at me in a manner that displeases me and I instantly kill you. I can do that instantly from any distance.

No-one hassles me. No-one pulls me in for questioning, no-one gives me a hard time, no-one points a gun in my direction. If I even suspect that I am being compromised I instantly kill whoever is trying to compromise me. Right after I kill you, Trump. You are a thick fuck Trump, so I’ll explain it in terms you understand. We do this with the barrel of a gun to your head, so to speak. (I’m very used to this after years of negotiating with the Borg. You are small-fry in comparison, Trump.) One wrong move and I pull the trigger. Break wind out of turn in my direction and I kill you. Understand? Anyone hassles me in America and I will assume it came from you. Humanity stands on the brink of annihilation because of you you cunt. My patience with you is now at absolute zero. I come and go to America as I please. If I’m stopped at customs, if the plane I’m in is diverted, if someone breaks wind out of turn in my direction, I instantly kill you. Understand?

How can I say this? I just believe it, that’s all. Like I believe that I can do mission after mission against the Borg and still survive it. I just believe it, that’s all. This is another John Connor mission for me. Another mission in a long line of missions. And you know what – I’m still here.

Now, with that unpleasantness out of the way I will say that I am very much looking forward to going to America.

Very much looking forward to it. I really am.


Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Opening Scene | Dancing Baby Groot

X-Files: Algeria

X-Files: Mafia


The Last Samurai - Bushido


There is a war raging. It is hidden. Not many know of it. But there is a war raging.


X-Files: Russian Submarine

X-Files: RAF


To the thick fucks in the American government, Pentagon and NSA who have been trying to kill me for years – no greater friend and ally could America have than me. I came offering the greatest Golden Age in history. That we are now on the brink of annihilation because of you fucks is beyond belief. Sort it out you fucks! You created this fucking mess. Fix it!

There are more X-Files cases but that is enough for now. Let us now shift our focus to lift the vibration a little, shall we? I’ll give a little more on Mars.

After a little word with the cunt in Dalmellington who stole the 13 thousand euro from me. You’ve put me in an extremely compromised position you cunt. You don’t walk away. This is going to come back to bite you in the ass. I guarantee it.

The Office


Mars: Bricks – Part I


 

Day 10 December

Groundhog Day – Still here?



Good news is that I managed to hack a Borg network last night. One I didn’t think that I would be able to access. It’s bought us an extra couple of days. So still in the game.

Another bit of good news is that there seems to be a change in the wind with the Pentagon and American government since yesterday evening. There could be a thaw.

Not so good news is that my attempt to initiate contact yesterday triggered a new Borg block. A big one. Borg defences slamming into place, making it more difficult for people to break past the Borg blocks in their heads. However I am on the job.


Theo cracking the computer vault in Die Hard


More good news is that I’m picking up now that as of yesterday evening the American government wants to contact me and work with me. Excellent! If that is the case I would love to work with them. The problem now is not that they do not want to contact me. But that there is a new Borg block that has slammed into place to prevent contact. But I’m on the job. I’m hacking it even as we speak.

We’re still in the game. We’re still dancing.

3 guys Irish dancing around the world

I’ll break through. Whatever it takes, I will make it to the end.


The World’s End Trailer #1


I will make it to the end. Even if the Borg are trying to stop me.

The World’s End – International Trailer

 

The Pencil Skirt & the Pub Crawl

You see I need to move into a woman’s world. But I’ll never stop being a guy.

The Return of the Jedi

I’ll always be a guy. It’s just that I’m a bit more of a woman. It’s a Duality thing.

But when I’m a guy, I’m a guy.


Hot Fuzz

The Mars Ship: Cargo & Polystyrene – Part I

Mars: Insulation – Part I

Mars: Insulation – Part II


We’re going Golden Age. There are just a few little problems we have to get past first.

 


Iron Monk Trailer


We’re Getting There


We’re getting there, slowly but surely. We are working our way there.

True Lies – Car Salesman

Gráinne’s Angels – Part I


The Force is the secret to the power of the Jedi. The Force and the Tao are One and the same. Same thing. The Tao, which is Unity, is achieved by Duality. Duality of Yin and Yang, in Balance. When there is Balance of Duality, Yin and Yang, to a deep enough level, one can achieve the Tao. This is the secret to achieving Jedi.

Duality. Within Unity. Understand? 

“It’s not just one man, damn it. It’s Ciarán!”

The Mask of Zorro - Trailer


Yin does not mean female. Yin is a principle of which female is but one part. Yin means being receptive. Being able to listen. To assess. There is a time to listen and a time to talk. A time to dream and a time to make those dreams reality. A time to move and a time to be still. A time to expand and a time to consolidate. A time to advance and a time to fall back. A time to assess and a time to take decisive action.

For a man to be yin means being able to listen. To assess. To be sensitive. To dream. To contemplate. To consolidate. To rest. To be still. These things are not exclusive to male or female. A man can listen and still be a man. A man can assess and still be a man. Actually he is less of a man if he cannot listen or assess.

For some men, such as myself, the yin aspect of Duality will extend to a desire to actually be female. But female in Duality. Woman to women but male in public. For these men they will want to take the role of the woman in relationship with women. Including living as woman to a woman or women, with bras, stockings, skirts and dresses part of his normal reality. For these men the path to Jedi is through womanhood, although male in public.

However this is not necessary. It is a choice. For some men it will be right. For others no. What is important for achieving the Tao is Duality of Yin and Yang. Not of Male and Female. Therefore a man can achieve the Tao and Rank of Jedi as a man. Living as a man. Being man. Man to women. He does not need Duality of Male and Female. He needs Duality of Yin and Yang. He must be able to listen, to assess, to be sensitive. If he can balance that with Yang then he can achieve the Tao. For such men the easiest way to achieve the Tao that I know of is still for them to spread their legs for women. But to do so as men.

For such men the path to Jedi is a path of Manhood. The women that take these men in sex may prefer that their men spread their legs for them, but their men are still their men. These women prefer that.


A man may become a Jedi as man to women or as woman to women.

A woman may become a Jedi leading men as her men or as her women.


Each of these paths equally powerful.

Understand?


Supergirl Season 2

For women to achieve the Tao they must learn Yang and how to integrate this Yang with their Yin. But for women in the Tao the Balance remains in the Yin. The only way I know of for a woman to achieve the Tao is as a woman. Women Jedi will have a much deeper understanding of Yang. But they will still be women.


Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon


Understand?

D’Unbelievables - D'Builders


We’re getting there.

“Can’t Help Falling In Love With You” – As Gaeilge

 

 

Designing the Perfect Bra – Part II

The Perpetual Energy Machine – Part I


Sáimhín Só – le Passenger “Let Her Go” as Gaeilge



This is school and class is in session. We need to prepare for Mars. Ready for the next lesson? Let us begin by studying a principle.

Four Solaire de Mont-Louis


We need to get creative. We need to get our thinking hats on. We need to come up with some new ideas for Mars.

Ready?

Wassup


Any country that allows anyone in that country to patent any of my research, do not be surprised if I deny Golden Age to that country. The governments of each country have a responsibility to ensure that no-one steals my work. And I absofuckinglutely guarantee that the body-count will go up in any country that allows anyone to patent any of my work. Every cunt involved in patenting my work, consider yourself a walking dead-man. As to the cunts who authorised it, be they heads of state or whatever – no matter. If they sanction the patenting of my work I will have their fucking balls. I kid you not. I am working on good faith here. It is the thieving cunts like this who have denied Golden Age to humanity for the past six years, by trying to patent my work. One such cunt is Prime Minister Abe of Japan who ordered my assassination some years ago over the Arc Reactor. Abe, don’t fuck with me you cunt. And do not cost Japan Golden Age. Attempt to patent my work and I swear you will rue the day. I swear it. Miserable cunt.


Solar Panels – Part I


Abe, you cunt, I’m dedicating this one to you.


Chain Reaction Trailer (1996)


I am releasing a lot of technology here. But my technology is all protected. I don’t need lawyers to protect my technology. It is protected by me. Any country that has fucked around with Golden Age or me and that thinks it can simply use my technology without making things right, is dreaming. Any country that fucked with me and thinks they can just go to Mars without making things right, is dreaming. I will destroy rockets on the launch-pad, I will kill people who fucked around, I will take billions from economies if things are not made right.

I need to launch Golden Age and people are still fucking around. For example President Macron of France, who has tried to patent a number of my technologies and who ordered my assassination earlier this year. France, this is real simple. Make things right by me or hell will freeze over before you can get to Mars. I have been working on good will. It had better be reciprocated or France can go fuck itself if it thinks it can use the technologies I release. Bring a cheque book and make right all of the technologies that Macron tried to steal. Or I will deny Golden Age to France. I have already killed a number of people in France that have tried to steal my technologies. The body count will go up if this is not made right.

Please stop fucking around. Grow up. We are on the brink of annihilation and people are still fucking around. Grow up!


The Arc Reactor – Part V


 

Day 11 December

Golden Age



Civilization 5 Opening Cinematic


There is a time to dream and a time to make those dreams reality. Both are important. But now it is time to make those dreams reality. It is time to go. It is time to launch Golden Age.

Life in every breath

 

 

The Secret Life of Walter Mitty


Understand?


A Time to Dream – Part I


Duality is important. You see I love being a guy.

 

Guinness “dancing man”


Every now and again I just need to get annihilated with the lads.


The World’s End Trailer #1


Leedy the Nine Fingered


The different principles, the different pieces of the jigsaw. Is it making sense yet? Are the pieces starting to come together
yet?


Karate Kid Paint the Fence

The Borg are throwing every block they can at preventing people from contacting me. Borg computers program the neural interface in our minds to overwrite our psyche. This happens via the implants. People’s unconscious minds, sometimes their conscious minds, telling them not to act. Not to make contact. Not to do anything. To stay asleep. Borg technology can be very, very powerful.


The Fellowship of the Ring


The Borg computers speak to us in our minds, programming our psyches via the neural interface. They tell us to be aggressive. To steal. To attack. To take advantage of people. To put down. To belittle. They incite discord. Disharmony. Distrust. Suspicion. And they tell people not to act. Not to wake up.

This is why I am penniless. This is why there is no contact. This is why every attempt to launch Golden Age has been crushed. This is why people are paralysed when they try to act.

I am John Connor. I know how to fight the Borg. The first step is to ignore the voices in the head. Those that tell us to be less than we are. Those that tell us to be hateful. Nasty. Those that tell us that we are unworthy. Useless. Those that tell us not to take action. It is true that I am also talking to people in their heads. I have hacked Borg communications. Unimatrix Zero – it is how the Resistance communicates. But as a general guideline if you hear anything in your head, just assume it is Borg. Especially if it tells you it is a deity. The Borg are always doing this. Like the Goa’uld in Stargate SG-1.

The Council of Elrond – Part 2

The Borg talk to me in my head too. They tell me that they are gods. But I take no shit from the Borg.

Hulk vs Loki


Borg technology. In our heads. Inciting discord. Aggression. Arguments. Conflict. Inhibiting people from coming together. Inhibiting people from cooperating.

Are you starting to see the picture yet?

The Avengers arguing in front of the Tesseract


I woke up. You can too. This is me trying to wake you up.


The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers – Healing the King


I am John Connor. If you are reading this, you are the Resistance.

Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow


Most collaborators do not know that they are collaborating. They are programmed by the Borg to take action to block Golden Age and to hamper or try to take out the leader of the Resistance. Me. Their actions are catastrophic. But most collaborators do not actually know that they are collaborating. They are simply compromised by the Borg. Acting out what they are told by the voices in their heads.

Those who are the most easily compromised are those who are highly egotistic. Those who are arrogant. Those who think they know it all. People like Obama and Trump. People like Macron. People who do not listen. People who think they know it all. Who are aggressive. Pushy. Bulldogs. Obtuse. Belligerent. People like May. Merkel. This is to do with weakness of character. Lack of internal strength. Such people are the most easily manipulated. Smallness of character. Like Abe. These are the Nine. I do not know their actual number, but they are the Nine. They are the Nazgȗl. Neither living nor dead. They answer to the One Ring.


The Fellowship of the Ring - The Nazgȗl


Are all world leaders compromised? No. Only some. The greatest defence against the Borg influence is Knighthood. Internal strength. Inner calm. Inner peace. A sense of Right Action. Someone who is connected within him or herself. Someone who may hear the voices telling him to act in an unscrupulous way but who has the sense of Knighthood and Right Action to ignore the influence. This is to do with strength of character. The problem is society, because society allows a lot of aggressive or egotistical people to rise to the top. Many people associate belligerence and aggression with strength, and quiet inner calmness with weakness. Many people have this perception. But that is because most people are weak themselves.

Weak people see weak people as strong and strong people as weak


Most people do not recognise true strength when it is standing right in front of them. Let me give an example.


Inner Strength – Part I


I’ll leave you to think about that one. We’ll return to it later. For now we’ll stay with the Borg and their blocks on people’s minds. Blocking people from walking up. Blocking Golden Age. Blocking people from making contact with me.

The blocks are psychological blocks. Blocks of the mind. But they are coded by computer. Borg computers overwriting our psyches via the implants in our bodies, using a neural interface to affect our consciousness. The most powerful way for me to break through these blocks is by hacking the controlling computers. This I can do via the neural implants in my head. The implants connect the Borg computers to us so that they can overwrite our psyches. But they also connect us to the computers. The door goes both ways. Normally one cannot access the Borg computers. They are encrypted. It is not possible normally to affect them.

That is where I come in. Every day I am breaking through Borg blocks. Day after day for years. I take down their blocks and destroy their networks. They switch to different networks and put up new blocks. But day after day I am breaking through. Some new blocks went up the evening before last when I tried to initiate contact. I have taken down three networks since then. Three sets of neural blocks. There are more blocks in place. But I am working my way through them.

Each block I break through gets people a step closer to waking up. A step closer to being able to make contact with me. When that happens we trigger Golden Age.

The Imitation Game


I am on the job.


Theo cracking the computer vault in Die Hard



Three pints down. Sorry, I mean three Borg blocks down. Working my way through the next one now. Whatever it takes I will make it to the World’s End.

The World’s End – International Trailer

 

Solar Panels – Part II


We are beleaguered. Besieged. Actually pretty befucked. But I will smash through the puny Borg defences.


Ride of the Rohirrim


That’s block 5 down. Five pints down. Ok, on to the next pint...


Can a Man have Girl-Power? – Part I


Borg technology can be very tough. For years I missed weddings, stags, birthdays and other occasions. I didn’t answer phones, texts, e-mails or even the door. I didn’t meet people, I avoided all contact. I stayed clear of family and friends. The reason was because of the Borg. They could not kill me. So what they did do was find things or people around me that I did care about, and then they squeezed. Quite a number of people were killed. All innocents. A person could be killed simply for saying hello to me. Or for knowing someone that knew someone that I knew. I could protect to a certain extent. But only to an extent. Quite a number of people were killed.

I could not explain to family and friends why I broke contact with them. Why I stopped responding to e-mails and phone-calls. Why I dropped off the grid. I could not explain anything, and so this was of course difficult for people. They could not understand my change in behaviour. The safest way for me to protect people was to avoid all contact with them. However the situation has been getting steadily better, after years and years of taking down Borg Networks. I have now taken down enough of the Borg Networks that now, for the first time ever, I can contact people without fear of them being targeted.

Only now can I do this. Only now is it safe. It has taken me this long to defuse the Borg Networks to that extent. The Borg Networks are still affecting people. Still blocking. But the blocks are less. The threat from the Borg implants is much less now. They can still affect people’s psyche but they cannot target people like before. And any I do contact now I can put protection in from their psyches being targeted by the Borg. I can block this in the Borg computers. They are still affected by the Borg as is everyone else. But no more so than anyone else.

Only now is this the case. So only now can I safely contact people. Only now. 

It may be slow going. But it is progress.


Borg Implants & my Healing Centre – Part I


I have over 800 implants in my body. The Borg attempted full assimilation on me. The average person according to the Borg databases that I have hacked now has about 16 implants in him. A few years ago it was double that. The Treaty that I negotiated over three years of extremely hostile negotiations with the Borg allows the removal of a large part of the Borg implants and Borg influence from us once contact is made with me. That triggers it. Once contact is made with me that part of the Treaty is automatically implemented. People will still have some Borg implants in them and be subject to Borg interference in their psyches from the implants, but much less. Those implants that are removed are taken out simply by breaking the phase-lock. That is a computer command, but one which is now automated in the Treaty once contact is made with me. Breaking the phase lock allows the implants to simply drop out of the body.

Once contact is made with me it automatically initiates this part of the Treaty. A number of implants will drop out from each of us automatically at that stage. It gives us a greater freedom from the implants, although we will still have some implants in us. For a time. However there is a path to get them out completely. We can break free completely from the Borg and we will in time. It’s just that we have to fight for it.

The Borg went to war with us. Time for us to go to war with them. You know what – I can’t wait for this next stage of the war. I will teach people how to hunt those little fuckers and how to annihilate the little fucks. How to kill Borg will form a major part of the training in the Great Schools that I set up. Once one makes Rank of Jedi of course. Until then it is Paint the Fence.

I actually specialise in genocide when it comes to Small Greys. It is one of my favourite subjects. I absolutely love genocide when it comes to Small Greys.

Let’s Hunt some Orc


Seven – Part I

Seven – Part II

Sand the Floor


Hey, Supergirl, I got stuck in traffic. Actually, that’s not quite true. I actually got stuck on my eight pint. I’m still in the pub.

The World’s End – International Trailer


I have an idea for getting America back in the game for Golden Age and in on the Race to Mars. It would require yourself and Superman learning how to fly. As in fly for real. As in skydiving lessons and then flying around a pitch or stadium made up of an array of vertical wind machines. This is the Aerial Form of Hurling idea I wrote about.

Here is the idea again.

iFLY Indoor Skydiving Experience

Now imagine a stadium pitch with hundreds of these vertical wind machines giving an even column of air over the entire pitch. Following so far...?

America would have to come on board with Golden Age. If America is genuine about that and genuine about getting on board with the Race to Mars, then I will move mountains to get America back on track. If America is genuine about getting on track with the Race to Mars and if it is done right. If that happens then America could come in to the Race to Mars with head held high. Having Supergirl, Superman and a few Superheroes flying around a stadium would help lift moral. Give a boost to people. Get people in the right frame of mind. No problem with that. Americans are very good at putting on spectacles. I’m sure that Americans could pull something together with this idea.

That is the basic idea. If America is genuine about getting on track with Golden Age and the Race to Mars, I will move mountains to help. This is my suggestion.

If America wants to go with it, I will move mountains to help.


Supergirl Season 2

If America wants to contact me about this, I’ll be in the pub.

The World’s End – International Trailer


One way or the other I’m going to Mars. I’m going to set up an Irish speaking colony and the first Irish pub on Mars. Germany were looking to be in contention for second place but if America plays its cards right it could be in a position to challenge Germany for second place.

Who will make second place for Mars? The Race is on for second place. Whoever makes it in second place will get free pints in my Irish pub on Mars after their long trip. Can’t say fairer than that!

Austin Powers – The Spy Who Shagged Me | Moon Base


Hey, governments of the world – you know I’m Tony Stark, right? When I come in as Taoiseach I’ll want to set up a few projects to generate money for the Irish economy. Maybe even make a few shillings for myself. I’m thinking of investing heavily in military, like fighter aircraft, levitating Battlestars and so forth. Maybe even a few submarines, seeing as I am the inventor of the Caterpillar Drive – a revolutionary new silent propulsion system for stealth submarines. Anyone interested in setting up a few military contracts with me? I could do with the business.


BSG: Viper Tribute


The Arc Reactor – Part VI

Fibonacci

 

Day 12 December

Once were Warriors



The sooner people make contact with me the sooner we can begin training for Mars and Golden Age.


The Cat and the Moon



People don’t believe me when I say that I am a Sorcerer. But it’s actually true.


The Sorcerer's Apprentice Trailer


I will win the crowd. I will give them something they’ve never seen before.

Gladiator – I will win the crowd


Once were Warriors – Part I

Once were Warriors – Part II


Get me in as Taoiseach and I will sort out the knacker problem in Ireland.


Kenny Everett – Round em up, put em in a field


Mars is school. Part of that school is off-world colonisation and the first steps to terraforming. We have everything to play for in Golden Age. Achieve the Tao and you can achieve immortality. This time we get it right.

Highlander – Connor and Heather


The Alchemist – Part I


Prenatal-Jing is the Elixir of Life. This is the Philosopher’s Stone and one of the three key secrets of Alchemy. Up to about 2014 I taught Chinese Alchemy in my healing centre. I taught Elixir Qigong. I taught Bone Marrow Nei Gong and other Qigong exercises. But they lacked the ump for what I needed to achieve.

The Ben Echmeyer Technique



I decided to take a different approach. It was around 2013 that I decided to overhaul Chinese Medicine from First Principles, looking at it with a new set of eyes. By 2014 I decided to let go of the standard Qigong techniques completely and develop my own systems. I haven’t done any Qigong since then. I do something different.

I used to teach Qigong and Chinese Alchemy in my healing centre.

 


Iron Monk Trailer


The problem was that Qigong and Chinese Alchemy work with Chi and Jing. Not Shen. I needed to go further. I needed to work with Shen. To harness Shen consciously I would have to go deeper. Deeper into the Tao than was possible with Chinese Alchemy. To access this depth I would have to bring Yin and Yang into balance. The deeper I balanced Yin and Yang, the deeper I could go in the Tao. The deeper I went in the Tao, the greater my ability to harness Shen. With Shen I could then regenerate Pre-Natal Jing. The Elixir of Life. The Philosopher’s Stone. This is how I became an Alchemist.

Understand?


Diana Ross - Chain Reaction

The secret is the Balance of Yin and Yang. This is Duality. This path leads to Jedi.

The Return of the Jedi

The other path leads to Wong Foo.

We don’t go that path.


Going the Wrong Way

You know, some people have said that my approach is unconventional.

Spies Like Us – Surgery Scene


But you know what – I am the father of modern medicine. I solved the Secret of Life.


Young Frankenstein flipped trailer


Are we learning yet?


Karate Kid Mr. Miyagi Lessons now make sense


Now, who wants to go to the Red Planet? Is the Red Baron going?


Richthofen’s Flying Circus


What about the Russians? Are they going to the Red Planet?

Red Army Choir – Russian National Anthem

 

I am going to Mars. This is school. It’s all part of getting ready.

Kyle Reese & Sarah Connor – Crosses


I’m up for the challenge. Are you?

The World’s End – International Trailer


X-Files: Jihad


The British government are withholding information on a nuclear warhead that was stored in the Islamic Centre in Clonskeagh, Dublin, Ireland in 2014. It was me who tipped off the British government in 2014 that this warhead was inbound to England. It was me who took out the terrorist in London and disabled the warhead remotely. It was me who tipped off the SAS to retrieve the warhead.

If England wants my help then it swings both ways. You can’t expect my help and then fuck around. I’m delighted for England to go to Mars provided it is done right. In harmony with Golden Age. I will expect the British government to release the information on that nuclear warhead to the Irish government and Armed Forces. The door swings both ways. I am here to help. But you can’t accept my help and then fuck around. Please wake up and get with the program. Britain knows of a threat of nuclear warheads that were stored in Ireland and it has withheld that information from the Irish government and Armed Forces. That is unacceptable.

Please resolve this. Fast.

We don’t have a lot of time. War will come swiftly to us. It begins with the Klingons.

Star Trek Discovery


It begins with the Klingons. There are a number of Empires around us. Quiet large ones. Actually, very large. Are they friendly? Em, no. Not really.

The Borg control all and so these Empires have been kept in check up to now by the Borg implants. Every individual in these Empires has Borg implants too. The Small Greys implant them as they do us. The Borg have their own agenda. Earth has been kept as a supply of breeding stock of humans for abduction, whether to be used for hybridisation or for other purposes by the Small Greys and the Borg Empire in general. This is why Earth has not been invaded yet by the Klingons, Romulans, Cardassians and others in our neighbourhood. They have been prevented from doing so by the Borg implants.

With the collapse of much of the Borg Empire, other Empires which have been held in check by the Borg will begin to move against us. It begins with the Klingons. Others will come too. But it begins with the Klingons. We are on the clock.

I mentioned First Contact and the setting up of the Federation. Yes, this is true. But with a small number of people from the different Empires – Klingons, Romulans, Vulcans, Cardassians, Na’vi and one or two others. These would be considered outlaws on their own worlds. Renegades. There are very much in the minority. However, we do have friends.


Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy – Trailer 1


I can give some more indirect evidence of the Borg now. This one is very simple. It is that I am still living at home in Bray, Co. Wicklow, Ireland. Absolutely penniless and missing bills. No money coming in. No calls. No e-mails. No texts. No contact. How is that possible? With everything I have said on my website, and I have been releasing documents since 2014 on my website, how come I am still here. How come no-one contacts me? How come I am penniless with all the knowledge and research that I have? Does that make sense to anyone?

There have been periods when my website is up and periods where I have taken it down. But certainly for the last couple of years it has been more up than down. More on-line than off-line. I have been releasing documents for years. Screaming about the Borg for years. About the pharmaceuticals. About Microsoft. About Skynet. I have been releasing information on physics, medicine and other areas for years. I am the father of modern medicine, the father of modern physics, the father of modern aerospace. And more. Does it not seem strange to anyone that no-one ever contacts me? That I am not in the media? With all the research I have released? With everything I have said? Does it not seem strange to people that I have not been on television? In the newspapers?

I walk to the shops, I do my groceries, I walk among people. No-one knows who I am. My family does not know I am Jedi. None of my friends know. No-one I meet knows. Does this not seem strange to people?

It is because of the implants. I can resist the implants. Others can to a certain extent. It is a matter of degree. But I am the only one I know so far who can resist the One Ring.


The Fellowship of the Ring


People’s minds keep getting reset by the Borg implants. I am the only one who is immune to these resets, although I have been making progress on waking up people to a certain extent. People still have not been able to contact me yet, but it is getting more and more difficult for the Borg to blank their minds as I take down more and more of the Borg Networks.

People’s minds keep getting reset. They keep forgetting. Only I remember. I have been stuck in this loop, this Borg prison, for six years now. Even Ellen, the woman in this house, does not know that I am Jedi. She has no idea who am I. In terms of my war with the Borg that is.

One day people will wake up. Then it will be tomorrow. Tomorrow never comes for me. Only when people wake up with this day ever end.


Groundhog Day Trailer

Ellen has no idea that I am a Jedi. She does not know that I do aerospace. She does not know that I do physics. Or economics. Or linguistics. She does not know that I war with the Borg. She does not know about my extracurricular activities. She does not know that I wish to live as a woman. I have not been able to break the hold of the Borg block in her head. She does not know that I have achieved the Tao. She has no idea that I am a Jedi.

True Lies Trailer

“Hey, Ellen!” “Yes, Ciarán?” “There’s something I need to tell you!” “Yes, Ciarán?” “Well, it’s em, actually, I was just wondering if there was anything you need down the shops?”

I’m reading the situation. I have to know I can break through before I can talk about it.

The Return of the Jedi


Fat Bastard – Part I


How does one test immortality? I reckon there are two ways. One is by living a long time. It will be quite a number of years before I can test that one.

The other way is by surviving injuries that should be fatal. Like being shot, stabbed, poisoned, blown up. That type of thing. By that measure my immortality has been tested many times. Why do I believe that I am immortal? Because I have been fatally injured many times. Many, many times in the Matrix, plus a number of times here, not in the Matrix. Yet I am still alive. Not only that but I have been shot and stabbed. I’m talking about in this reality rather than the Matrix. Yet there is not a mark on my body. 

Groundhog Day “I’m a God”



One day it will be tomorrow. One day.


Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Opening Scene | Dancing Baby Groot

 

 

Day 13 December

The figure-hugging ankle-length pencil




Win First in the Mind – Part I


Everything is Kung Fu.

The Karate Kid (2010) – Everything is Kung Fu


Jackie Chan has Rank of Dragon. Jackie Chan is crazy. Fucking crazy. He is like me. The craziness is to do with a lack of Balance. It takes him to the edge. Sometimes past the edge.


Jackie Chan Top 10 Stunts


Jackie Chan is like me. He is more suited to being a woman than a man. A woman to women. How do I know? I just know. As a man he is fucking crazy. Like me. As a woman he would be a bit more balanced. I think also like me. More balanced.

I will say something about a man being woman to women. Only a man with the highest ranking of manhood could achieve it. For a man to truly achieve it he would have to be high-ranking Knight. Very high ranking. And to truly achieve it he would have to be Dragon. Only with that depth could he truly achieve it. In time in Golden Age many men will be able to achieve this. But for now, very few men have that level.

I think the sun shines out of Jackie Chan. He is a great guy. Jackie Chan, if you take this path I guarantee you will achieve the Tao in two years. I guarantee it. Your foundations are very solid. You are close, Jackie Chan. Achieve the Tao and you will achieve immortality.

I think Jackie Chan is a great guy. I really do. Jackie Chan, I’m dedicating this next one for you.


Bulletproof Monk Trailer


Hey, Jackie Chan, you know I’m Daniel Jackson? I may have difficulties with languages right now because of having been shot in the head by a Terminator in 2013, but in time when my injuries heal I want to start back learning languages. I’ll get some women to teach me Cantonese. That way when I meet you one day I’ll be able to say hello in Cantonese.

Now all I need is a Cantonese woman to teach me Cantonese.

Wayne’s World - Wayne Speaks Cantonese


Hey, Jackie Chan, I’m trying to pull a team of Superheroes together to launch Golden Age, launch the Race to Mars and save the world. China does need a kick up the arse over Tibet. And there is a bit of house-cleaning to be done to get China ready. China needs to do a little work to be ready for the Race to Mars. Others will be flying ahead. We will not be waiting for China. But you know what, Jackie Chan – we need China. We need China on board. For that we need Superheroes.

I’m trying to pull together a team. Interested?


Supergirl Season 2

If anyone is looking for me, I’m in the bar.

The World’s End – International Trailer

I need to pull together a team to save the world.


X-Men First Class - Recruiting Mutants


We need Superheroes. I’m ready. Are you?


The Incredibles


I’m ready. Are you?


The Incredibles 2: Jack Jack



Chantal, I’m pulling together a team.

Escala Promo

It is going to take a bit of work to get England ready. Chantal, do you know what Jessica Brown Findlay is up to these days? Has anyone seen Patrick Steward? Patrick, achieve the Tao and you will grow younger. You might even get your hair back. And if anyone has seen Simon Pegg, tell him I’m waiting for him down the pub.

The World’s End – International Trailer

We need a team to save the world. First step is going to Mars. Who’s in?


Escala Palladio


I have to warn you – you’d be in direct competition with the Scots. And with me helping them they will be serious contenders for Mars.

Now, remember I said that there were three languages of critical importance for humanity in the War against the Borg? I wrote about this in Language and the Borg – Part II. One is Irish. Another is Lakota. The third I have not been able to trace yet, although I do have a lead. I can tell you that the Sioux are critical in the war against the Borg. As are the Tibetans. And the Bhutanese.

In Golden Age the nations that will rise highest are those that produce the best Jedi. If Bhutan produced even one high-ranking Jedi that could make Bhutan a world Superpower. That is how it is in Golden Age. If Bhutan produced a high-ranking Jedi and America did not, Bhutan could be more powerful than America. That is the ways things are in Golden Age. It is all about the ability to produce Jedi. Certain peoples like the Irish, the Sioux, the Tibetans, the Bhutanese, the Vietnamese and others have a certain understanding deep in their ancestral memories, in the collective consciousness of their peoples. Other nations too. One of the single biggest threats to Golden Age is the annihilation of culture by the ”Melting Pot”. One sees this now in Ireland as one sees it in many nations. The character of the Irish people is being annihilated by Ireland being turned into a melting pot. The Irish face extinction as a people within about 60 years if this is not turned around. We are an ancient people, but if the character of the Irish is lost, if the soul of the Irish is lost, then the Irish will cease to exist as a people within about 60 years. We will be just another melting pot.

If that happens then we face certainty of annihilation by the Borg. Without the cultural strength of nations we will not have the depth to produce Jedi. Humanity will not have the depth to achieve Ascension. In which case we face certainty of annihilation, for we will not have the strength to stand against the Borg.

The huge influx of immigrants into Europe these past few years has been orchestrated by the Borg. People are being impressed by the implants in their heads to flood into other nations. To mix things up. This is completely out of balance. It is the Borg’s way of weakening us culturally so that we cannot stand against them. One of the ways in which they do this anyway.

I can tell you too that Leo, who was never elected Taoiseach by the people of Ireland, was made Taoiseach by the influence of Borg on the Cabinet members that put him in that position. Leo has a mandate to turn Ireland into a Melting Pot. He is not Irish. Not truly. He sees Irish language and culture as something backward. In order to “modernise” as he sees it he wishes to turn Ireland into a Melting Pot in the United States of Europe. Make us all European and wipe out Irish in the process. The stupid fuck isn’t even Irish and he has come in to this country with a mandate to wipe out our language and culture and turn us into a melting pot. If it was up to me I would shoot the stupid fuck just as I would shoot every fucking idiot who put him in that position. However it is not up to me. But we need to get that fuck out of office as soon as possible.

I don’t give a flying fuck if people think I am being politically incorrect on this. Let me spell it out for you. Either we get eight hundred thousand non-Irish out of this country or we will not have the cultural strength to produce the Jedi required to stand against the Borg.  Either we get our country back – and other nations need to get their countries back too – or we face annihilation. That is bottom line. So whether it is a problem or not, we are going to do this. We do it or we get wiped out.

That is bottom line.


Terminator - John Connor

The problem is one of Balance. Getting the Balance right. Getting the balance right for peoples to be in harmony. We are back now to Paint the Fence. This will make more sense the more I write. For now it’s “Why the fuck is Ciarán asking us to Paint the Fence? I thought we were supposed to be learning Karate? Or launching Golden Age? Or going to Mars or something? What the fuck has this got to do with Mars or Golden Age?”

What would I say to that? “Always look eye! Don’t forget to breathe! Very important!” It will make more sense as we go.

Balance is key.

Leona Lewis. Run.

I’m pulling together a team of Superheroes to save the world, Leona. Interested?


Supergirl Season 2

I have to warn you, Leona, I’m not what people might expect. In America they say “This is my cousin, Superman.” When meeting me it’s “This is my cousin, Ciarán.”

Fat Bastard

If anyone is looking for me, I’m in the pub.

The World’s End – International Trailer

Ok, who’s next?


X-Men First Class - Recruiting Mutants


There is a girl that used to work as barmaid in the Glendalough Hotel, Co. Wicklow, Ireland. Zuanne or Zuanna. It’s one or the other. I think she is from Slovenia?

Zuanne, if you are interested in the Space Agency I am setting up in Ireland, you would have to learn Irish. Think of it as a cultural exchange.

Riker serving on a Klingon ship


Irish language training will be a key part of the Irish Space Agency I set up. It will be new to some, but we’ll get there.

Klingon Course 16: Qetlop


The Force runs deep in you, Zuanne. It needs only training to bring it out. When things kick off there is an opening on the team if you want in.


Supergirl Season 2

If anyone is looking for me, I’m in the pub.

Guinness “dancing man”


As far as I can perceive, only nine people in Ireland have Rank of Dragon, not including the Resistance who were abducted but who were broken out and came back to Ireland through a Stargate. I am one. Ellen is another. Zuanne also is Dragon, as is Dave Nolan the postman from Maynooth. Dave took a number of years a while ago to live in China and study Shaolin. Dave then came back to Ireland and met me in the Anú Centre where he studied with me for a few years. Qigong and psychic healing. He is one of my students from the first few years of the Anú Centre. Dave is the Monkey King. Dave is a postman. A humble profession. Like me, this has been part of his training. Just as a part of my training is to have been broke for years. It is a training in humility. Dave too is Dragon.


Monkey

Dave is one of my early students. Dave, when contact happens with me I’ll be giving you a call.

 


Iron Monk Trailer


Coming now to the Iron Monk himself, Yanzi Shi, I am putting together a team of Superheroes to save the world. We could do with a 34th generation Shaolin Master. One who is also Dragon. Interested?


Supergirl Season 2

Lisa in Ireland is also Dragon. She achieved it in 2013. Lisa, when things kick off I am putting together a team. There is an opening in the Irish Space Agency. For any who have ever met Lisa, there are certain looks and facial expressions that Heather Graham does that if a photograph was taken one would swear it was Lisa. It is just with certain looks or in certain photographs. It is uncanny. With other looks and expressions no, one would know it is not Lisa. But they could easily pass as twins. It is uncanny.

Lisa, the Irish Space Agency I set up needs to be a swinging, happening place. I need someone groovy who is also a Dragon. When things kick off I need some Superheroes to save the world. You’re on the list.

Lisa, it wasn’t safe for me to contact people before. Too many assassins. But now it is safe. Lisa, once contact is made with me that triggers Golden Age. As soon as that happens I am setting up the Irish Space Agency. You’re in.
 

Austin Powers


Hey, Prime Minister Philippe of France, I’m pulling together a dream team to go up into space. I’m looking forward to introducing you to the team. We need some Superheroes to go into space and save the world from Armageddon. Interested?


Armageddon – Dream Team


People don’t believe me when I say that I am a Sorcerer. But it’s actually true.


The Sorcerer's Apprentice


Hey, Prime Minister Philippe, let me introduce myself as the future Taoiseach of Ireland. As such I’ll probably be meeting you one day to discuss trade deficit, interest rates and insurance claims. You know, day-to-day politics stuff. Between Heads of State. I’m looking forward to my upcoming role in politics. I reckon I’ll have a flair for it. Maybe we’ll bump into each other one day in the Assemblée Nationale when I’m over on one of my State Visits.

Prime Minister Philippe, do you know the Irish Pub called Connolly’s Corner on Rue de Mirbel in the 5th Arrondissement in Paris? It used to be one of my haunts when I lived in Paris in the 90s. Do you know about the “No Ties” policy they have there? At least they used to have it when I was last there.

Connolly’s Corner Pub – No Ties!


Prime Minister Philippe, one can wear a suit without being suit-minded.

A world’s first: Kevin Richardson playing football with wild lions

Kevin Richardson, I’m putting together a team to save the world. Consider this an official invitation. Once contact is made with me the ball is in session. The game is on. We need you Kevin. The world needs you! Interested in meeting the team?


Supergirl Season 2

Here is the deal Prime Minister Philippe. We face annihilation unless we take action. That means first step Mars. If we are going to be ready we need to go to Mars. We need France on board. We need France to go to Mars. I can show you how to go. I can make it happen in many ways. But France needs to work with me.

Armageddon Trailer


Prime Minister Philippe, you need to lose the suit mentality. Otherwise I guarantee you France will not make it. Please loose the suit mentality. You can still wear a suit. Just don’t be a suit. Don’t be the Monty Python Lion Tamer. Be the other guy. We need you Prime Minister Philippe. But we need you as the other guy.

It’s a mindset, Prime Minister Philippe. Get busy living. Life in every breath.

The Secret Life of Walter Mitty


I can’t introduce you to the team if you are the Monty Python Lion Tamer guy. Please, loosen up a little. And then meet the team. We need some Superheroes.

He is in there Prime Minister Philippe. He just needs a little encouragement to come out.


The Incredibles


Here is a suggestion, Prime Minister Philippe. Meet myself, Simon Pegg if he is around and a few of the lads. Maybe Superman might fly in for the occasion. We’ll do 12 Irish pubs in Paris, including Connolly’s Corner, and we’ll get absolutely annihilated. I guarantee you that if you get annihilated on that pub crawl with me you’ll have loosened up. I guarantee it.

The World’s End – International Trailer

I know you don’t get it, Prime Minister Philippe, and I could shake you because we need you. You are stuck in your head. So let me see if I can help you out. It’s about depth. The type of depth that one cannot get if one is in the head. It is a depth that one can only get if one is in one’s dan tien.

Let me give an example. Jackie Chan is crazy. Totally crazy. And yet a wonderful sense of humour. He is always dancing on the inside. I understand this. I get it.


Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Opening Scene | Dancing Baby Groot


I see what others miss.

Prime Minister Philippe, I could not have a conversation with you. It would be enormously frustrating for me. You miss a lot because you are in your head. But if you just loosened up you would see a lot more. Then I could chat with you. If I was to have a chat with Jackie Chan he would get it. You would miss almost everything. Straight over your head. But that is only because you are stuck in your head. I cannot work with you if you are in your head.

Meet me. Get hammered drunk with me. One day of getting annihilated in the pubs and I guarantee I will get you out of your head. Then and only then can we work.

We need you Prime Minister Philippe. Please wake up. Jackie Chan gets it. Him I could talk to straight away.

Please just get annihilated with me. And then come in and meet the team. Although you may have already met some of them on the pub crawl. Get really, really drunk. And then meet the team.


Supergirl Season 2

A quick word with Patrick. Patrick Steward has Rank of Dragon. He is not as other men. I do not know Patrick’s story. I do not know how he obtained that Rank. But I’d spot it anywhere.

This one I’m dedicating to Patrick.

Picard’s second chance (Tapestry)

I’m looking forward to going to America. The first thing I will do is go to a bar.

That’s where you’ll find me. In the bar.

Colin’s trip to America

In the Race to Mars, I am the one to beat. Will no-one challenge me in the Race to Mars? Who will meet my challenge?

Goldberg's strength


A Woman’s Walk: Push or Pull – Part I



Le gach dea-ghuí

Ciarán


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