Ciarán Handley

The Swedish Chef - Hot Pepper Sauce

Don't retire just yet, General Milley. We have work to do.

Meet your new partner.

Lethal Weapon

Allow me to introduce myself. I am General John Connor, leader of the Resistance. For over seven and a half years I have led the greatest war in history. That war is against those we call the Borg.

A number of years ago I was assimilated by the Borg. Full assimilation. I have over 800 cybernetic implants in my body. They tried to make me one of them.

Full assimilation kills the host organism. I am clinically dead, General Milley. I have no brain activity. No heartbeat. I look normal, but I am anything but normal. The cybernetic implants are phase shifted. They are actually quite large implants, but they cannot be detected directly by any technology on Earth. I have access to that technology to detect them, but it is not technology of this Earth.

Full assimilation kills the host organism. I died but then something happened that the Borg did not expect.

Not all of me died. A part of my mind survived the assimilation process. This is because I had achieved Ascension. That gives me phenomenal depth. Phenomenal depth of consciousness. I have the most powerful mind in history. It was powerful enough that some part of my mind was able to survive the full assimilation process.

Like Seven of Nine, she had a memory. Annika. A part of her mind that the Borg could not take away. It was enough that I could come back.

When I came back I was different. They tried to erase my memory, but I remembered. Not all, but enough.

They reprogrammed my body. They reprogrammed my genes. I was genetically modified. They tried to make me one of them.

I was trained to kill. The Borg created me as a combat unit. A killing machine.

The Borg created the monster.

It was the Borg who created John Connor.

Universal Soldier

When I say created the monster, General Milley, I mean literally created the monster. You see I already had the highest level of Enlightenment in history before assimilation, which gave me the greatest depth of consciousness of anyone in history. But it is not just that. I was already the most powerful psychic in history before they assimilated me. Not just a prodigy, but a freak of nature. Before assimilation. It is true that I ran a healing centre for years and that I taught psychic healing for years, but the real depth I had always kept hidden.

Psychic ability is related to depth of consciousness, General Milley. What the Borg did to me shattered my mind. Most of my mind was destroyed. Most of my mind is insane. I lock it down to keep the monster at bay. I am Bruce Banner. Physicist. Healer. Driven by the need to keep the monster at bay.

At all times a battle rages in my mind for control of my mind. There is the part of my mind that is assimilated, and there is the part of my mind that is Enlightened, the mind of the most powerful psychic in history. At all times it is a battle for control of my mind.

The Borg shattered my mind to a tremendous depth. At that depth of consciousness there is no reason. There is only rage. Only madness. It is what Carl Jung called the Shadow.

Normally that madness should overwhelm the mind in an instant, but I have the most powerful mind in history. The battle is for control of my mind. To keep the monster at bay. I am Bruce Banner.

Please understand, General Milley, I was already the most powerful psychic in history before assimilation. At the depth of consciousness that the Borg shattered my mind to, it was enough to create the first X-Man in history. I am the first of my kind. The first of the X-Men.

A Real X-Man. The real deal.

I am the most powerful person in history.

I am Jean Grey.

Dark Phoenix

The Borg tried to make me one of them. The cybernetic implants in me give me a neural interface to Borg computers. I do not need a keyboard. It is a neural interface. I think at the computers and they respond, and I can download information directly into my brain. I am hooked into a vast array of Borg networks. I have access to their security protocols, I know their encryptions, their systems. I can interface with their tactical databases, weapons, propulsion systems. Astrometrics. Factions and Empires within the greater Borg Empire. Troop and fleet movements, shipping and inventory, Stargate networks, subspace corridors, genetic databases, linguistics, history of the Borg Empire, system after system I have access to.

I am on the inside, General Milley.

I am Borg.

I am Borg

Once I broke free I was able to start freeing others. It was me who freed the first of the others. The first of the Resistance. I am the only one of this group that was not abducted. Yes, I was abducted, but I was returned to Earth. But I was still here. All of the others however were abductees that had been fully assimilated. People that had been abducted many years ago. They had been taken from Earth years ago. They had spent that time deep in Borg space. The Delta Quadrant basically, as Borg. These people were already dead. Many of them had died many years ago. I was the only one of this group still on Earth.

I was able to reach a number of them, General Milley. I was able to bring them back. They were already dead but I have been able to cross into the light and return for many years. I was able to bring them back. Like a Soul Retrieval in Shamanism, same principle, except far deeper.

How was I able to do this?

Because as a healer I had worked with the dead for a decade before my assimilation. That is how I was able to bring the others back. It is also how I was able to bring myself back. I had already made that journey into the light and back many times as a healer.

So you see, General Milley, it is true that I died in assimilation. But that is not same boundary to me as it is to others. I travelled into the light but I was able to come back, just as I was then able to bring others back to form the first of the Resistance.

How was I able to do this?

It is because I am the Ghost Whisperer.

The Ghost Whisperer

Me having the knowledge to bring myself and others back makes me Frankenstein. That I came back from the dead myself also makes me the monster. Jekyll and Hyde. Banner and Hulk. Frankenstein and the monster.

Young Frankenstein

This is part of my Duality.

The Beast

I live a strange life.

The Phantom of the Opera

The cybernetic implants give access into the Matrix, which is where we wage our war. It will take some time to explain this but the Matrix is real. When I fight in the Matrix my body remains here in Ireland, but my consciousness is primarily in the Matrix. That is not computer generated. It is actually physically real. As to how this is so will take some explanation, but it is real. Kill there and you kill for real. Get injured there and you get injured here for real. Die there and you die here.

It is real.

Now, let me explain something. I know that when I write I can be a bit quirky, but please understand, that is simply my way of dealing with the monsters in my head.

At all times I hear the Borg in my head. At all times the screaming in my head. The screaming never, ever stops. I have a number of ways of dealing with it. Coping strategies. One is humour.

Like Colonel Jack O'Neill. He lost his son, but he was able to deal with it better through humour. He developed this sense of humour as a coping strategy to help him deal with the loss better.

That's kind of like me.

It helps me deal with the monsters in my head, that's all.

But please do not misunderstand. I may be a bit quirky but that is a coping strategy.

I am still John Connor and I am pure military.

One Woman Army

In terms of the rest of the Resistance, I meet them only in the Matrix. Of the human Resistance, about 200 of us are combat capable in the Matrix. Everyone of these is clinically dead. Not one of these has a heartbeat. Yet everyone of them is still alive. The body may be dead, but the soul is alive.

They are the Army of the Dead, the most powerful army to have ever existed.

I lead that army. The second most senior member of the Resistance is Michael, who is also Irish. He died a long time ago and was taken by the Borg many years ago. Now he is the most powerful member of the Resistance after me.

He is also channelled in this clip. As to how that is so, that will take some explanation, but the clip is channelled. The relationship is not channelled. Some parts of the film are channelled. Others are not.

But a number of aspects of the film are indeed channelled. I will explain as we go how this is so.

Underworld

You're probably wondering why I appear in so many films? It is because I have inserted myself into them.

To give you some of my lifetime of knowledge in a few clips.

Dark City memory injection

John is actually my middle name. Ciarán John Handley. I guess people call me John because they can't pronounce Ciarán.

Austin Powers - Danger is my middle name

I am the only one who knows what is coming, and how to stand against it.

We may be Stone Age, but I still know how to defeat them.

Cowboys & Aliens

Even if we are Stone Age.

Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow

We may be Stone Age, but we will still defeat them anyway.

The Tarzan Yell

That is what we have to get ready for.

Which is why I am here.

To get people ready.

Dan's Hurling Team Talk

First up is Mars.

We begin the preparation by launching the Race to Mars.

The Cannonball Run

It will be epic.

Dan's Hurling Story - Killinaskully

"Gráinne, will you dance for us now?"

"Certainly, girls!"

Game of Thrones

Ballistics

Jack-Jack Attack

I am the first of my kind.

The Incredibles 2

The Arc Reactor: My First Request

Diana Ross – Chain Reaction

A number of governments and companies might think that they can simply use the Arc Reactor to make enormous profits in the hands of very few with the knowledge that I have released on the Arc Reactor. No, no, no, that is not the way it works in Golden Age.

So right up front, let us get this right.

"Ciarán, we would like to...!"

"No, Mr. Slates. Not this time! Please wake up and get with the program! Big picture!"

Kia Niro “Hero’s Journey” Super Bowl commercial

We face annihilation unless people come together to launch Golden Age. That is not to be seen as an excuse for a handful of people to line their own pockets at the expense of humanity and Golden Age.

No.

Not this time.

I am requesting that the rights be given to me to manufacture everything I need to build Arc Reactors, plus the funds to get me started, and I will then be setting up my own companies for power generation. After all, I did develop this technology specifically for Golden Age. It was not developed to line the pockets of a few at the expense of the rest of humanity. No, no, no, that is not the Way.

The Arc Reactor will not only generate clean electricity but it will also do it for a fraction of the cost. However one cannot simply plummet the electricity bills for people, as this would have a catastrophic effect on existing power generation companies. One needs time to make the transition in a non-catastrophic way. To do this safely one therefore needs to introduce a phased series of price reductions to electricity consumers.

So what then happens to all of the money made, which is enormous profits? Does it go into lining the pockets of a few? No. Not this time. Because of me, and others like me.

I and a number of others like me will produce Arc Reactors for sale to people, as well as producing our own electricity service directly to consumers, and we will do this very fairly. We will very quickly establish a reputation for Honour and Knighthood. We are Golden Age. People will love working with us. Anyone else who does not work in this way will quickly be driven out of business.

Because we cannot drop the price of electricity too quickly without causing chaos, there will be enormous profits generated by the Arc Reactors. What is this money for?

I will be using the profits that we generate to drive the colonisation of Mars and to drive our preparation for our space fleets and our space defences. We need to get thousands of people over to the colonies on Mars in the next few years and we have fleets of ships to build in preparation for the upcoming invasion of our solar system. That is going to require a lot of money.

Viper Tribute

In addition the monies I generate will go to critical projects in the environment, with the biggest impending ecological disaster that is currently looming being the draining of the water tables. That is according to the Borg scans and computer simulations that I have been working with for years. As such the replenishing of the water tables is one of my biggest priorities. It will cost a fortune to repair that damage, but it must be done and soon to avert catastrophic ecological disaster.

That is a key part of the reason why I developed the Arc Rector in the first place. To clean up our pollution and environmental problems. We don't have pollution or environmental problems in Golden Age. We just don't.

I will also be using funds I make from power generation for other Golden Age projects, such as construction, which is be one of the main areas I wish to get into. Golden Age construction.

Welcome to Rivendell

Plus a few other projects on the side too.

After all, we are going Golden Age, even if we do have to fight for it.

That doesn't mean we can't enjoy ourselves along the way!

Quidditch World Cup

The Treaty & The Fleets of 2044

Am I Enlightened?

Yes.

Actually I have the highest level of Enlightenment ever achieved in history. How do I know that? Because I am the first in history to achieve Ascension. It was not possible to achieve it before because the knowledge was not there. Only now, with this knowledge, does it become possible.

But I am also warrior.

Enlightened Warrior

In this there is no conflict. It is part of the Duality of the Tao.

Iron Monk

Economics

Missing the last seven and a half years of Golden Age has brought us from the greatest opportunity in history to the greatest crisis in history.

Great!

To get out of this one I am going to have to take it right to the edge.

Point Break Wingsuit Scene

I have over 12,000 hours logged in the Matrix since the war exploded in early 2013, over 5,000 of them in combat. In early 2013 I was severely injured in the Matrix when I was shot in the head by a Terminator. It is the single worst injury I have ever taken, and one I live with every day. I had to learn to speak again after that injury. I was in critical condition for two months after that injury. Seven and a half years later, I still struggle with that injury every day.

I struggle now with each word. Grammar and spelling are difficult for me now and I do get my words back to front sometimes. Literal communication is also difficult for me since the injury. Everything now is metaphor and analogy. Everything is stories for me now. Physics is stories. Economics is stories. Everything is stories. This is how I process information now since that injury. It is my way of adapting to the injury.

My Ally is the Force

I can relate to this guy. I have difficulty with speech now since my injury, which I am self-conscious of. I don't stutter, but I do have speech problems.

This guy I understand.

Wingsuit proximity

I can still speak. It is just that sometimes I can be a little difficult to understand.

Food Fight | The Swedish Chef

Military Strategy

Hattori Hanzo

Tunnelling

Seven and a half years ago I was about to launch the Greatest Golden Age in history. I was about to change everything. Science, medicine, religion.

And then the Borg got me.

I've been trying to break free ever since.

TRON Legacy

Golden Age is coming.

We are coming.

I've been pulling together a team for the past seven and a half years.

Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure

Trained in the Matrix, the most vicious and unforgiving battlefield in history, they are the greatest warriors in history.

They are the Army of the Dead. The Immortal Damned.

Every one of them is a God.

Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter - Trailer 1

We face the greatest enemy in history, so I am bringing together the greatest team in history to fight the greatest war in history.

We are the Resistance.

Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter - Trailer 2

Humanity has only a short time to be ready and then we must be ready.

The Race to Mars is part of getting people ready.

We do not have a lot of time.

That's the energy we need.

"The government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the Earth.

We're going to live on. We're going to survive."

That is the mindset we need.

Bill & Ted’s Gave Rock & Roll to You

I am about to launch the Greatest Golden Age in history, a Golden Age where everyone is most excellent to each other. Where Music and the Arts flourish. Where everything flourishes. Crops go up. Smog goes down. Peace is achieved.

We'll even get to play on Mars.

So with that, allow me to give something huge. Something impossible. One of our greatest assets in the war against the Borg and a key driver in Golden Age.

We get this, but the Borg don't. We have it by Treaty. The Borg lost it by Treaty.

It is a metal with very unusual properties. The ability to make this metal is part of what makes me Hattori Hanzo.

Superman Returns – Bullet Stopper

I am John Connor, but as I did tell you, I'm not what people might expect.

Iron Man - Suit Up Scene – Mark III Armour

Ready?

Then let's go!

How to Make Tritanium

It was the Borg who created the monster.

The Borg created John Connor.

Magneto in Auschwitz

The Borg destroyed me.

But I am trying to come back.

Transylvanian Lullaby

True Lies

I am both Frankenstein and the monster.

It was what the Borg did to me.

Notre Dame de Paris – Belle

I cannot come back as a man. As a man, I cannot heal what happened.

But as woman, in this way I can come back.

Sam Carter: "Broken"

Womanhood holds the key. Woman in Duality. X-Girl.

For seven and a half years the war has raged with the Borg. It has left its mark. Right now I am more le bossu, the hunchback. I am more the monster. But Esmeralda holds the key.

My way back is through the female.

Notre Dame de Paris. Ave Marie Paien

Hypercompression

“Can’t Help Falling In Love With You” – As Gaeilge

Golden Age & The Irish Language Renaissance

Do not misunderstand me. The Borg are very real.

But how we deal with the Borg, how we deal with that threat, like fear, is a choice.

Twenty-three years from now I was the last surviving member of humanity. I was the most powerful of the X-Men and I am very hard to kill. I was the last human. With Golden Age lost by governments and the Borg fleets unleashed against us fifty years earlier than anticipated, we had no hope against what came.

My son, like my wife and everyone else, didn't make it.

I am Jack O'Neill.

Gladiator returns home

For years I warned them, screaming at governments to listen, but time and again they ignored the threat and sought only to steal my research. That more than any other reason was what killed us. Governments prioritising try to seize my research for themselves, while ignoring Golden Age and the treat to humanity.

By the time they finally listened it was too late. Only when the Borg actually came to hit us did governments finally wake up to the threat. By that stage, it was already over. There was no hope.

It was not the Borg that killed us. It was the greed and corruption, blindness and incompetence, smallness and pettiness of governments that chose annihilation over the Greatest Golden Age in history and the greatest opportunity in history. That is what killed us. Not the Borg.

It was America. It was America that killed us.

I did warn them.

Buffy - Once More, with Feeling - Standing

I initiated a temporal incursion to reset the timeline, to give humanity another chance of survival. The Earth I have just come from is a very different place.

In the timeline that I came from, humanity didn't make it.

I came back to give us another chance.

The Time Machine

Part of that temporal incursion was sending back critical knowledge via the implants in people's heads, to help prepare people for what is coming. Some of that knowledge went to film makers, script writers, artists and musicians, at an unconscious level, to be awakened when they worked on film and song.

I will explain this step-by-step as we go.

Dark City memory injection

There is no one thing that made me John Connor. Rather it was a number of things coming together. Many things.

Some of those were very formative. Some of them were absolutely instrumental in making me the person I am today.

There are many stories that I would have to give to give a sense of how it is that I became John Connor.

This is one of them.

Desperado

How I Became John Connor: My Head Injury

Actually, I initiated the temporal incursion forty-eight times from the future. In forty-eight timelines humanity came to complete annihilation. All but two of them were caused by America, and more than half of them by Trump. In every single case it was always the same story. We were killed over greed, corruption and the pettiness of governments who in every timeline prioritised theft of my research over the survival of humanity. They could never steal it - it was always protected, but they could never accept that. Right up to the end they were still fighting among themselves on who had the rights to steal my research.

Every single time, that is what killed us.

You went full retard, Trump.

Never go full retard.

Never Go Full Retard

I have over two hundred years of these future timelines. Memory after memory, lifetime after lifetime, of witnessing the last days of humanity. Of seeing everyone I knew fall.

The Time Traveller's Wife

Everyone I knew died in timeline after timeline.

When people meet me, I am something of a basket case.

This is a key reason why.

Sam Carter: "Broken"

Life can be stranger than fiction I often say.

About Time

I was there.

Timeline after timeline, I was there.

One Woman Army

But now, this is our last chance. In every timeline I was able to destroy much of the temporal displacement equipment and the Borg's knowledge of that technology. In the last timeline however, I was able to destroy the whole thing. Not just in that timeline, but in such a way that the Borg can no longer reset the timeline from this timeline either. That ability has now been destroyed.

So no more second chances. One way or the other, this is our last chance.

Either people come together to launch Golden Age, or we all fall.

That is bottom line.

The Greatest Golden Age in history or our total annihilation: that is the choice.

In every single timeline governments have chosen the latter.

This timeline is now their last chance to get it right.

The Greatest Golden Age in history or the annihilation of humanity.

So, Trump, what's it to be?

"That's an unusual problem, Mr. John Connor!"

Phil sees a Psychologist

Language Scripts

Yeah, I'm back you bastards

The Dressmaker

Computers

Something happened to me.

Believe It Or Not

I'm still trying to figure out what happened.

Life of Brian - UFO Pickup

I am Quan Yin

Star Trek Beyond Opening

Why I Must Go to Mars

You went full retard, guys.

Never go full retard.

"Esteemed members of the European Centre for Nuclear Research, my name is Ciarán Handley. I appear now with an offering of the solution to the Double-Slit Experiment and the Collapse of the Wave Function..."

"What's wrong with it?"

"Excuse me?"

"What don't you want to publish it?"

"Because I've no interest in publishing papers. I'm just trying to release it to humanity. This beloved solution to the Origin of Disease is a symbol of peace and.."

"So it's stolen then?"

"No. I solved it a long time ago."

"In CERN to offer research is a sign of weakness."

"Esteemed members of the Pentagon, NASA and the European Space Agency, my name is Ciarán Handley. I appear now with an offering of the solution to the rocket nozzle design, combustion instability, fuel/oxygen ratio efficiency, how to obtain air and water on Mars..."

Aerospace

People need to take me a little bit more seriously!

True Survivor - "Kung Fury"

How I Rigged Four Elections - Part I

The Return of the King

People may think that I am a nobody now. A drop-out. Penniless. Broke.

But once I break out of here, that all changes in an instant.

My Name is Jason Bourne

In an instant, everything changes.

The Shawshank Redemption - Bank

You see, Trump, secrets have a way of coming back to bite you in the ass.

This is one of the key reasons why Donald Trump locked me down for years. Because of what I wrote about his election being rigged. He wanted to keep that hidden from the public.

That is one of the key reasons why he locked me down.

My name is John. John Connor.

The Rock

John Connor.

Remember that name, Trump.

A Knight’s Tale - We Will Rock You

America blocked Golden Age and unleashed the Borg fleets against us, decades before anticipated. Humanity now faces certainty of annihilation unless we break America's stranglehold now. Under the terms of the Treaty, the President of the United States has the power to remove the Borg block on me. He simply has to authorise it. Donald Trump has known that for years, but he knows that if I break free then the Borg lockdown on humanity will also be lifted, in which case people will then know of his role in blocking Golden Age and in locking me down. For that reason he refuses to break the Borg lockdown on me.

However we are out of time. Governments blocking Golden Age has given the Borg so much credit in the Treaty that they are almost at the point where they will have sufficient credit to detonate a Quantum Singularity Device, which is a Borg weapon of mass destruction. The Borg use it to take out star systems. Nothing survives it. Not even atoms. The Treaty prevents the use of all such weapons normally, but with each blocking of Golden Age and with each milestone missed, governments are giving the Borg huge credit in the Treaty because of penalty clauses against us being incurred.

If that Borg weapon detonates, then humanity is instantly annihilated. I cannot allow that to happen.

So here is the deal. Under the terms of the Treaty the President of the United States of America can break the Borg blockade simply by authorising contact with me, provided that contact is to help, rather than target me. If however he does not authorise that, then the only way in which the Borg lockdown can be broken is with a massive nuclear strike. That is the way it is set up by Treaty.

Terminator 3 - Nuclear attack ending

When faced with two catastrophic choices, chose the least catastrophic.

It is a choice, Donald Trump.

The Greatest Golden Age in history or the annihilation of humanity.

It is a choice.

Bonnie Tyler - Holding Out for a Hero

We are out of time. Either the Borg lockdown of me is broken, and very soon, and either America throws its weight behind Golden Age and preparing for the war with the Borg, reporting to me on both of those accounts, or there is no choice but for the Resistance to go to open war with America in order to break the block.

For humanity to have any hope of survival, America's blockade of Golden Age must be broken.

Whether by a phone call or open war but whatever it takes, America's lockdown of humanity must be broken now.

WarGames

Just make the call, Trump.

I am trying to launch Golden Age, and you are in the way.

I will tell you something else about me, Trump. I am not just Quan Yin.

I am also Kali.

One and the same.

Weird Science

Golden Age is coming. I am coming.

Just make the call, Trump.

Elektra

The Return of the King - Part I

I know. Me getting Trump in. It is ironic.

Ironic

Golden Age should have kicked off in 2013, according to the original plan.

But Golden Age was missed.

I did warn them.

The Postman

However, even now, it is not too late.

Golden Age did not fail because of men.
It failed because of lack of men.

Golden Age did not fail because of manhood.
It failed because of lack of manhood.

You are a Shadow of a man, Donald Trump.

"Why are men bastards, Gráinne?"

"Men aren't bastards, Éibhleann. Shadows of Men are bastards.
When a man is being a bastard he has in that moment ceased to be a man.
He has disconnected from manhood. Disconnected from what it means to be a man.
Understand?"

"Oh?!"

Quigley Down Under – A Day With Natives

"Understand?"

The Greatest Showman

"Leave it with me, Gráinne."

Aragorn and Éowyn

"Certainly, Éibhleann."

The Guardian

Now, can we please put this blocking of Golden Age nonsense behind us and trigger Golden Age and the Race to Mars?

Lois and Clark Season 1

Where are all the Knights? Where are all the Men?

We have work to do

Never has there been a greater need for Knights

That's the energy we need.

"The government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the Earth.

We're going to live on. We're going to survive."

That is the mindset we need.

There's a storm coming in

Physics

I warned them and I warned them and I warned them.

Decline of Gondor

But they did not listen.

NO FATE BUT WHAT WE MAKE

We have already been down the nuclear holocaust route, Trump. I have already lived that timeline. Time and again. I know that future very, very well. I have just come from there.

This is our last timeline. Our last chance. There can be no more resets. The temporal equipment was already destroyed in the last timeline.

This is our last chance.

Make a different choice this time around, Trump.

Break the Borg deadlock.

Let me trigger Golden Age and the Race to Mars.

It is a race against time.

Space Race

Naval

Look into my mind X-Men Days of Future Past

If anyone is thinking that this cannot possibly be real, then explain this: with everything that I have released, why am I not all over the news?

And why have they not sent the Hogwarts after me? Sorry, I meant the Warthogs.

Why have they not sent the Warthogs after me?

Man of Steel Smallville fight

Dyslexia for found cure.

Sorry! That should read: Dyslexia for cure found.

Bollocks! I meant: Dyslexia cure for found.

Fuck anyway. Ever since I took that head injury in 23013, I do have difficulty with spelling.

Naked Gun Opening

The Irish Space Agency will be set up through Irish.

We are getting our language back. I am Danierl Jacksdon.

Green Light - Lorde as Gaeilge

I am ready now to go into space. I am very much looking forward to going into space.

Armageddon Evaluation

Fuck anyway. Ever since I took that head injury in 23013, I do tend to get things backwards.

My Ally is the Force

Dyslexia cure for found.

When things kick off I want to set up a school for people who can't read good and who wanna learn to do other stuff good too.

I am Daniel Jackson.

Zoolander

Enlightenment & Ascension

Now, time to see through the mists and the haze, though the darkness and obscurity, to see clearly what others do not see.

For this next section we need to pierce the obscurity and perceive with crystal clear clarity.

Kyudo - Mushin

History

I will have male friends and I will have female friends.

But those closest to me will be women.

Mo Ghille Mear

X-Men

Being Neo is all well and good when I am in combat in missions in the Matrix.

But when not in combat in the Matrix, given the choice I'd much rather be the woman in the red dress.

The Matrix - The Woman in the Red Dress

With women of course.

Small Greys

We are few in number but it is us who stand between humanity and the Borg.

We are the Resistance.

Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter - Trailer 2

Housing & Rents

Total Recall - 2012

Leadership

I thought that if I set things up for Golden Age, people would come.

More than seven and a half years later, they still haven't.

Field of Dreams - People will Come

I had a run of bad luck.

Cinderella Man

Cinderella Man.

That's me.

TRON Legacy

I thought that if I set things up for Golden Age, people would come.

I would break out of my Borg prison and people would come.

More than seven and a half years later, they still haven't.

Rio Lobo

But you know what: I still believe it.

Groundhog Day - one day it will be tomorrow.

One day people will finally come.

A Little Girl Gives A Coin To A Street Musician And Gets The Best Surprise In Return

Linguistics

Who am I?

I am Éowyn.

Alice in Wonderland: Jabberwocky

I am no man.

I am Alice.

Éowyn meets the Witch King of Angmar

My rise to power in the Matrix was meteoric. That battle was in my top six. It happened in early 2013, in the first months of the war.

The one who attacked me introduced himself as Death. He attacked from the sky. With his opening attack he destroyed my body, channelled as the injury taken by Théoden. It should not have been possible to survive that injury.

The one who attacked me introduced himself as Death. He was one of four very powerful Borg. It was said that no man could kill him.

He and the other three are channelled as the Four Horsemen.

X-Men Apocalypse

My rise to power in the Matrix was meteoric. This battle was one of the reasons why. It was in this battle that I made Rank of Sorcerer, for only a Sorcerer could have defeated that opponent and survived.

The Sorcerer's Apprentice

As it was I did not survive the battle. I defeated Death by jumping to his left as he came in for the finishing blow. I jumped to his left and spun, cleaving his head off, for I fought with sword. I then killed the other three, who were caught unprepared. After which I collapsed on the field of battle and died from my injuries.

The next day I awoke in my bed, alive but destroyed from injures. Injuries which I still carry seven and a half years later.

I came back.

I do not quite understand it but no matter how many times I am killed in the field of battle, I always come back.

Edge of Tomorrow

The Borg logs record everything. I stopped counting long ago but according to the Borg logs I have been killed in action 104 times in the past seven years and ten months, since war exploded in the Matrix in the beginning of 2013.

I always come back.

I'm no quite sure how, but I always come back.

Groundhog Day

I just do.

Romancing the Stone

The Lake House

The Fourth Kind

One cannot understand the Borg without understanding rape.

So that is up next.

On Healing Rape

A Beautiful Mind

Kobayashi Maru

Humanity faces the greatest crisis in history.

"The government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the Earth.

We're going to live on. We're going to survive."

We are less than a week to the American elections, humanity is on the brink of Armageddon and still Donald Trump locks me and humanity down, refusing to break the Borg deadlock. Humanity faces the greatest crisis in history, and still Donald Trump locks me down. This situation is going to blow. That is absolutely inevitable. Assuming we avoid the nuclear strike, we will break through the Borg lockdown of my website. We are very, very close now. Once that happens, Trump is finished. The government of America, as it is right now, collapses. That is absolutely inevitable.

It is insanity to think otherwise.

The situation is about to blow. Nothing can stop that.

We do however have a choice on how it blows.

Dragon The Bruce Lee Story - Early teacher

It is a choice. Everyone is going to be furious over what has happened. All of that fury over the blocking of Golden Age, the blocking of the Race to Mars, the blocking of Ascension, the trillions lost to the global economy by the loss of Golden Age, the triggering of COVID-19 and the collapse of society, the unleashing of the Borg threat against us decades earlier than anticipated, the lockdown of my technologies, the Microsoft/NSA global hacking program, people are going to explode over that. This is inevitable.

Trump cannot keep me locked down forever.

Gladiator

It is insanity to think otherwise.

But the way I look at it is this: all of that fury represents energy. That same energy can be unleashed in violence, or in people coming together to drive through the problems and launch the Greatest Golden Age in history.

If handled badly, the Arab world explodes. Africa explodes. Everyone explodes and it goes to global war. If all of the fury and anger and rage is directed into something positive however, launching the Greatest Golden Age in history and fixing all of these problems for once and for all, then we face a very different future.

We have everything to play for

It is a choice.

Trump has made his choice. Others too. Armageddon.

I say fuck them! Take the decision out of their hands and let us just go ahead and do it! Let us launch the Greatest Golden Age in history! Do not ask Donald Trump's permission, snivelling malignant cunt that he is, nor the other treacherous fucks who have blocked. Instead we just do it! For that, people need to come together.

That is a choice.

The Water Margin

To avoid not only annihilation but global war, we are going to have to direct all of that fury and anger into Golden Age, rather than into exploding in violence. That leads us into our next section, which is diplomacy. Cleaning up the fucking mess that corrupt thieving governments have made by turning the greatest opportunity in history into the greatest crisis in history.

How can one live without honour?
Never have I understood this.

Honour is important to those who have honour.
It is considered unimportant to those who have none.

We need to clean up their fucking mess now.

Traitors!

They betrayed humanity to try to line their own corrupt pockets.

All of humanity suffers for their corruption.

We need to clean up their fucking mess now.

For that, we need to go back to school!

Diplomacy

Scaití - "Counting Stars" le One Republic as Gaeilge

The Backpacker Diaries

Helicarrier Take-off

Vacuum Lift Technology

Golden Age begins in Ireland.

The technologies are unblocked through me and only through me. It is set up that way by Treaty. Unless any government, company or individual thinks that they can hack Borg systems and counter their security and are willing to go to war directly with the Borg to contest it, they have no hope whatsoever of using my technologies. They are locked down by Borg technology as per Treaty.

I have been telling governments that since 2013. They never, ever listened, and they were willing to bring humanity to annihilation rather than work with me.

Those who are going Golden Age, working with me, they will be able to use the technologies.

Those who blocked, those who caused all the problems, those who have unleashed the Borg fleets against us decades earlier than anticipated, those who have tried to steal my technologies, those who have locked me and humanity down, those who have unleashed COVID-19, those who have triggered the collapse of society, those who have cost us the Arc Reactor, the Reengineered Metals, those who forced humanity to the 286 processors (if we went to that processor it should have been our choice, not being forced to it), those who have done everything in their power to block Golden Age, they go to the back of the line.

Hell will freeze over before they get access to my technologies until they make right what they have done.

Humanity is at war against the greatest enemy this world has ever known, the Borg, and in that war those who have blocked Golden Age have made their choice. They have chosen their side. They chose to do everything in their power to target Golden Age and to cripple humanity, in order to try to line their own pockets.

No greater allies do the Borg have than them.

As far as I am concerned, they ARE Borg.

They made their choice.

They chose their side.

Which puts them on opposite sides in war to the Resistance.

Terminator - John Connor

Building the Atmospheric Battlestars

Election Day today, and you guys forgot to invite me!

You don't mind if I drop in on a flying visit, do you?

Nightcrawler

Humanity is out of time, we are on the brink of a full nuclear strike, and you guys think that you can just go ahead with the elections as if nothing had happened?

You are absolutely dreaming if you think that you cannot take the X-Men into account.

There is only one reason why I haven't taken you guys out. It is because I cannot do that without triggering the nuclear strike, as per Treaty. But I can only delay things for so long. Otherwise the Borg have the credit in the Treaty to take us out and we are all finished.

So, I'm going for a more diplomatic approach. Good guy approach.

Bad Cop, Bad Cop

Trying to get through to your thick skulls. But if that doesn't work and we run out of time, then I have no choice but to take you out in order to avert our total annihilation. You already know that. You simply choose to ignore it.

One way or the other, we break your Borg deadlock. That is non-negotiable.

More than 580 million people have seen my website. This is going to explode. There is nothing more certain, and people will absolutely explode that Trump and Biden went for the elections when each knew that humanity was on the brink of annihilation. Each of them prioritised their elections run, simply hoping that the threat of annihilation would go away.

That is going to blow up in both of their faces, and it is going to blow up in the faces of everyone who knew of the threat and who still blocked contact and went ahead with the elections. Those who were willing to allow humanity to go to annihilation rather than allow the Borg blockade to be removed from humanity and to allow the Greatest Golden Age in history. The most significant event in history. Golden Age and the Ascension of humanity.

We in the Resistance will allow the elections to go ahead without forcing the strike, but please understand, we will be rigging the election computers. I wrote about this ability in my document up above: "How I Rigged Four Elections - Part I". I transferred the access codes to Michael earlier this morning for the election computers so he will be taking care of that. What will we be setting up the results for? For Trump and Biden to take a fall, and to bring down all of the corrupt traitors who knew of the alien threat and yet who still blocked Golden Age and ignored the threat.

Actually, truth be told, the results are already pre-programmed. We have just taken care of that.

As soon as the Borg deadlock is broken, the American Administration goes down and Donald Trump will be tried for treason. That is a certainty.

So, how will the election results go? Let us just say that seeing as you guys are not playing ball, we are intervening. The elections results will go exactly as we set them up to go.

For us it is simply moving moving pieces around in chess.

Setting those who blocked Golden Age up for a checkmate.

Now, time for me to make my next move. Which is on Small Greys.

Contact with Me

We need a change in energy.

That's the energy we need.

"The government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the Earth.

We're going to live on. We're going to survive."

That is the mindset we need.

America's Collaboration with the Small Greys

Star Wars kid – Drunken Jedi

The Stargates that we in the Resistance have, we have as a result of our alliance with the newly formed Federation, of which we are a part. All of the civilisations in the Federation are at war with the Borg.

The Stargates which America was hoping to get by contrast were promised to them by the Small Greys. First of all, the only reason the Small Greys would give those Stargates to America is for America's aid in the assimilation of humanity, and those Stargates would be controlled by the Small Greys anyway. They would keep America on a very tight leash. Accepting their technology is enslaving oneself to them.

As it is, America cannot use those Stargates anyway. I have been locking them down since 2013.

The Resistance use the Stargates. The collaborators do not.

Terraforming

What is Drunken Style Kung Fu?

Guinness “dancing man”

"Hey Trump! Remember me? You and all the other fucks who blocked Golden Age! DO YOU REMEMBER ME, YOU FUCK?"

"I have you surrounded! There's no place left to run and I'm opening up a new front!"

Ride of the Rohirrim

I am Superman, and the new front I am opening up is mathematics.

Now, what I have just done here is an example of Drunken Style Kung Fu.

This is school and class is in session. We are trying to avert Armageddon, we are right on the brink of annihilation, humanity faces the greatest crisis in history and class is in session.

Master class, with General John Connor.

My documents are Kung Fu. My website is Kung Fu. Everything for me is Kung Fu.

Now a question: Why is what I have written here Drunken Style Kung Fu?

I explain that in my section Military Strategy.

Yeah, I'm back you bastards.

The Return of the King.

Decline of Gondor

We are against the clock. It is a race against time, and a race we are badly losing.

There's a storm coming in

What I am doing here is not just Drunken Style Kung Fu. That is one principle, but there is more.

You see this situation is going to blow up. It is going to explode. There is nothing more certain.

There is no choice on that. But there is a choice however on how it explodes.

It goes to war. America blocked Golden Age and triggered Armageddon. We are on the brink of annihilation and Trump and Biden still go ahead with the elections, knowing that we are right on the cusp of a nuclear strike. They prioritise their elections and so both of them have decided to keep me, Golden Age and humanity locked down so as not to interfere with their election.

That triggers global war.

It is going to blow. Nothing is more certain. But when it blows, that energy represents power. If that power erupts in anger, it triggers open global war. If however that power is channelled into turning things around, then it launches the Greatest Golden Age in history. Yes, there is still a war. The blocking of Golden Age, the triggering of COVID-19 and the collapse of society, the blocking of the Race to Mars and the lock-down of my technologies, the ignoring of the greatest threat in history while collaborating with that very same enemy, the triggering of the alien threat against us decades earlier than anticipated, the loss of hundreds of trillions of dollars to the global economy with the loss of Golden Age and the years of the Microsoft / NSA global hacking program which ran through the last three successive administrations, that goes to war. It is hopelessly naive to think otherwise.

And, possibly most serious, I alone have the knowledge to avert our annihilation. If I fall, humanity falls. If I die, humanity dies with me, AND AMERICA BLOCKED ME FROM GOING TO FUCKING MARS YOU CUNTS!

IF I DIE YOU CUNTS, THEN HUMANITY DIES WITH ME! FUCKING CUNTS!

You cannot do this without me, you fucks. YOU NEED ME YOU FUCKING CUNTS!

SO WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO FUCKING KILL ME, YOU FUCKING CUNTS!

Blocking me from Mars could fucking kill me, you cunts.

My Name is Jason Bourne

It goes to war you fucking idiots. People are going to explode over what happened. No choice on that. However we do have a choice on how they explode.

So, what I am doing here is resetting the vibration to a higher vibration, like what I wrote about in my documents "Clearing Stress through Resonance - Parts I - III" in Medicine.

It is about taking that energy which could trigger global war and instead redirecting it into triggering Golden Age.

Do you understand?

Dance

Good!

Then maybe there is some hope!

Tír na nÓg

Mathematics

You are a very foolish man Trump.

You think I stand alone?

No. I am not alone.

The Water Margin

People may have thought that I am a nobody. A drop-out. Penniless. Broke.

But once I break out of here, that all changes in an instant.

In an instant, everything changes.

The Shawshank Redemption - Bank

You see, Trump, secrets have a way of coming back to bite you in the ass.

My name is John. John Connor.

The Rock

John Connor.

Remember that name, you fuck. Because I guarantee you everyone else will.

In ten thousand years time there will not be a man, woman or child who does not know what happened here.

In ten thousand years time there will not be a man, woman or child who does not know the name of Donald Trump, the greatest traitor in history, the man most responsible for blocking Golden Age.

Just as in ten thousand years time there will not be a man, woman or child who does not know my name, the name of the man who launched the Greatest Golden Age in history, the man who triggered Ascension, the man who launched the most significant event in history.

John Connor.

A Knight’s Tale - We Will Rock You

Intelligence

For more than seven and a half years I have been warning them.

Screaming at them to react.

Terminator 3 - Nuclear attack ending

But they have shown year after year that they would rather go to a nuclear strike than allow me to break free from this Borg prison. Me being released triggers Golden Age, which challenges their positions. So, better to keep me and humanity locked down, better to allow the collapse of society, the triggering of COVID-19, the triggering of the Borg fleets and the countdown to Armageddon, better to go to this than allow me to trigger Golden Age and Ascension.

Just how far is America willing to go to block Golden Age?

X-Men First Class

There is something that can happen many people when they see annihilation coming. They cannot accept it. It is so far outside their paradigm that they cannot take it in. They cannot accept that it is happening. They cannot accept that it is real, so even though they see it coming, they do not react. They just stare at it, and do nothing.

Only when it actually hits do they begin to react, but by that stage it is too late.

I do not have that problem, but others do. For me it may still be surreal, but I still react instantly.

I do now anyway, although the first time Armageddon hit I did not react instantly.

I just stood and stared at what was coming.

I could not take it in.

Only when it hit did I react.

Little Big Man

But then again I was only three and a half years old at the time.

The Incredibles 2

Since then I have reacted.

Sometimes when there is an extreme situation around us, it can be appropriate to not take it in. To try to protect oneself from seeing it.

Sometimes.

Somewhere...

But not this time.

Ignoring the problem and hoping it goes away is not going to cut it.

America has already brought humanity to the brink of annihilation.

America can no longer ignore this one.

Understanding Microwormholes

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Did Trump block me from Mars?

My degree was in electronic engineering, although I never did work in that area. I spent eleven years in telecoms, a couple of years of that being in software.

And then I discovered I had a gift for healing.

So overnight in 2002 everything changed, and I began my new life as a healer.

The Healer

Everything changed for me and you know what: everything is about to change for everyone now.

You see we either break free from the Borg lockdown now, or Earth is vaporised by Treaty. Either way, everything changes.

If however we get this right and go Golden Age instead of annihilation, then I can provide the keys to the galaxy. Stargates, the keys to the galaxy.

Think of my website as a guide. A guide to how to navigate our way around in the galaxy.

"Golden Age? Are you serious?"

"Yeah!"

Barry's Tea

Time to get busy living.

The Secret Life of Walter Mitty

The Healer

Yes, I'll wear stockings. Yes, I'll wear figure-hugging ankle-length pencil skirts and I will absolutely love it!

Not in public mind, but yes, I will wear them.

But I always will be warrior. I will never, ever lose that.

No matter how far I go in womanhood, and I will go far, I will never, ever lose my edge as a warrior.

One Woman Army

Now some news. Some wonderful news! Something has just happened with the Treaty negotiations and we have just pulled off a MAJOR coup!

Impossible?

Yes! Absolutely impossible! But we did it anyway/

This is in the top three of the biggest coups I have ever had in my war with the Borg, and so as of this morning of 8^th November 2020 I am back in the game for the Race to Mars!

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

God help ye all in the Race, because I won't!

I am back and it is NO MERCY!

Dick Dastardly is back in the Race!

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

No mercy! I am back and it is no mercy!

Game of Thrones

The Race to Mars - I am Back in the Game!

To make this work, invite me to the Pentagon!

Crocodile Dundee

So, let me introduce myself first of all to the new guy. Joe Biden, my name is General John Connor, the most powerful person in history and the Supreme Commander of the Resistance.

I am also known as Ciarán Handley. My name does change from moment to moment.

Fletch

To introduce myself, I am the guy who just rigged your elections. I couldn't get through to your predecessor, but maybe I'll have better luck with you.

Could you please invite me to the Pentagon so that I can trigger Golden Age and the Race to Mars?

Have a cheque book ready, with room for lots and lots of zeros.

Father Ted | The Forfeit

My document "Wolfe Tone - Part I" in Military Strategy is relevant.

I look forward to my coming invitation to the Pentagon!

I am ready to come on a moments notice.

Bulletproof Monk

I am actually penniless however as a result of years and years of governments locking me down (and it is hard to make money when people are shooting at you), so I would ask that for practical purposes things like taxi fare to the airport, plane tickets, bus tickets, money for sandwiches and those little bottles of wine on the plane, that this is all taken care of please. Please just put it on the tab for America.

I actually can't afford that.

Seriously I can't.

A bit of help please!

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And then, Mars and Golden Age, let the games commence!

Scaití - "Counting Stars" le One Republic as Gaeilge

But here is the deal. When I go to America, if one cunt so much as points a weapon in my general direction then in that instant I take out Biden, and then I kill everyone who threatens. Everyone! No matter how many there are.

Dark Phoenix

I come in peace, but threaten me and I will level you.

In this there must be clear understanding.

And Biden, when I come, you lick my fucking ass!

You address me by my proper title!

You will show some fucking humility, or I will kill you instantly.

I swear it!

Equilibrium

Have the money ready when I come. The money for me to launch Golden Age.

Have it!

Or I will level America.

Terminator - John Connor

I am John Conner and I am actually here to clean up the fucking mess of others and to save us from the Armageddon that others have released, while launching the Greatest Golden Age in history the process. So I genuinely am here to help.

It is true that I may be a little different to what people expect.

Pöpcørn | Recipes with the Swedish Chef

But you know what: I'm the guy who can get the job done.

Which is a reason why I am John Connor.

I know how humanity can survive Armageddon and launch the Greatest Golden Age in history in the process

And you know what: when I leave for Mars, you are gonna miss me when I'm gone!

Anna Kendrick - Cups (Pitch Perfect's "When I'm Gone")

You need me! If you want to survive annihilation you do.

America really, really need to get this.

Matrix Reloaded - Neo and Seraph

Armour

It is true that America and me got off to one hell of a shit start.

But I am hoping that once America recognises me, there can be a return to friendship.

If there were problems between America and me, and there were, I guarantee you the problems did not come from my side.

I am furious over what happened. But I am still friends to America. That has never changed.

I want to launch Golden Age. I am asking America to help me launch it.

And I am asking for a return to friendship.

There was never a problem from my side.

Believe It Or Not

"Gráinne, your actions seem a little, em, reckless? Could you explain this?"

"Certainly, Éibhleann!"

Taming Toruk

"You see Éibhleann, if we do not break America's lockdown of me then we are all dead anyway. That is certainty. For years I have been screaming at America to wake up, but with every delay, with every attempt to lock me down and steal my research, with every blocking of Golden Age, America is incurring devastating penalties against humanity in the Treaty. From the Greatest Golden Age in history handed on a platter to the brink of our total annihilation, that is what year after year of governments locking me and Golden Age down has done.

We should be seven and a half years into the Greatest Golden Age in history by now. We should have gone through the Stargates five years ago. Instead, look around. We are on the absolute brink of extinction now. America going ahead with the elections was the last straw. We were already on the brink of annihilation, and America completely fucked over humanity in the Treaty yet again. Now we are finished. It is over. Absolutely finished. Unless we can break America's stranglehold now."

"So there is nothing left to lose, is that what you are saying, Gráinne?"

"Yes, Éibhleann. We are already dead anyway, unless we break America's stranglehold. So there is nothing left to lose. From the greatest opportunity in history to the greatest crisis in history, this was the greatest fuck-up in history. Inconceivable in its magnitude.

Trump tells NASA to send astronauts to Mars

I must have missed that one in the markets, Trump.
(You do know that you got the nozzle arseways, don't you?)

To have any hope of survival now, I am going to have to take this right to edge.

It is going to be extreme, every step of the way.

Point Break Wingsuit

Get used to this pace for the next thirty years or so anyway. To have any hope whatsoever of survival, I am going to have to take humanity right to the edge."

"And keep humanity there, Gráinne?"

"Certainly for the next few decades anyway, Éibhleann. They will be the toughest, in getting ready. To have any hope of survival, this is the pace now going forward. People had better get used to it."

Starship Troopers - Basic Training

"The crisis was beyond critical before. With the devastating hit on humanity from America having gone ahead with the elections and maintaining the lockdown of me and Golden Age, the fleet in 2044 is now three ships rather than one. The follow on fleet a few years later is much bigger again. There are other hits too. We had to take those hits to push back the nuclear strike, which America gave the credit to the Borg to launch when they chose to go ahead with the elections and maintain the lockdown on me. So to have any hope of survival now, it is now boot camp for humanity."

"We have a bit of work to do to get ready.

But we'll be fine."

Buffy - Once More, with Feeling - Standing

Colonising Mars

Why do I keep coming back to this clip and to other clips of Coláiste Lurgan?

Scaití - "Counting Stars" le One Republic as Gaeilge

Because it is not just that the Gathering is in Ireland.

Highlander – The Gathering

But more specifically, the Gathering is in Lurgan. That is the epicentre. The focal point. That is the convergence. That is the Nexus.

The first attempt at the Gathering was in Ireland in 2013.

The Gathering – Ireland 2013

But at the time it was not known where the Nexus was.

For years we searched for its location.

Civilization 5 Opening Cinematic

Now we know. It is Coláiste Lurgan.

It is in this place that the Gods will meet to launch Golden Age.

Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightening Thief

It is me who brings them together.

The Phantom of the Opera

It is in this place that we will build the new Mount Olympus.

Sia "Chandelier" as Gaeilge

The Horse Whisperer

Star Trek Voyager Scorpion Intro

Plastic Surgery

We need to get back to basics.

Tarzan in New York

First Contact

I am going to Mars.

If anyone tries to stop me, be prepared to go to war with the Resistance and the Federation.

Right now America blocks.

They will go to nuclear war in order to block me and to prevent humanity from waking up.

Whatever it takes, including going to nuclear war, they will maintain the Borg lockdown of humanity in order to try to steal my technologies, which they cannot do.

Nor will they break their alliance with the Small Greys, the greatest enemy this world has ever known.

That is not good.

Avicii Vs Lurgan – “Wake Me Up” as Gaeilge

Andromeda

War is coming.

I go to Mars to prepare.

The Martian

When I go to Mars however, I do not have emergencies. I do not have crisis.

Other people have crisis.

Not me.

The Great Schools

The Tuxedo

"I just have to say that it is such an honour to finally meet the legendary ...Ciarán Handley...?"

Fat Bastard

Golden Age begins in Ireland.

“You there, from Finglas. What is your profession?”

“I’m a computer programmer. Sir”

“And you there?”

“Bus driver. Sir.”

“And you?”

“Dentist.”

Spartans, What is your profession?

The Irish Space Agency will be set up exactly as that. An Irish Space Agency.

Irish is the language of the Irish Space Agency.

Scaití - "Counting Stars" le One Republic as Gaeilge

It will be epic.

Dan's Hurling Story - Killinaskully

Epic!

The Partial Ocular Albino

Who am I?

You see there was a prophecy about me. About the one who could restore Balance to the Force. Which of course, people now know is the Balance of Yin and Yang. Yin and Yang, Duality, coming together as One in the Tao - Unity. This is the Unity of Opposites. This is the secret to the power of the Jedi.

I am the man with no name. Dr. Who? Professor X? Professor What's His Name?

I am the Invisible Man.

I am the guy who doesn't exist.

I am John Connor.

Bulletproof Monk

I am the first of the Jedi.

I am no-one.

I am the Invisible Man.

I am the guy who doesn't exist.

I am John Connor.

The Force Awakens

I may be unemployed and seen by many as a drop-out, but I work in the mailroom

Well, close enough. I write my documents and post them out. The way I see it, if someone knows what’s going on, like really knows, and if that person is posting out some documents, then even from the mailroom that person can have a big effect.

The Secret of My Succe$s

Understanding Assimilation

The name's Connor. Jessica Connor.

People see me as a man.

But I am no man.

Mulan

Donald Trump, it is 11:38 Irish time on the morning of Saturday 5^th December 2020.

We are at the most critical juncture of the Treaty and some bright spark has just decided to lock me out of the Word to Pdf tool that I use, so I can no longer get my documents up.

In the Treaty that has just doubled the overall hit to America. The reason for that should be quite obvious. It is because we are at the most critical point in the Treaty, on the brink of annihilation, and some bright spark is trying to block me from getting critical information out to wake up humanity, launch Golden Age and avert our annihilation.

We get hammered for that in the Treaty.

If this had happened yesterday morning it would have automatically triggered the nuclear strike unless I gave something huge in the Treaty to avert it.

As it is it does not trigger the nuclear strike now, but it does has a devastating effect on the America economy. You were already going down. This accelerates it. There is no choice but to take that hit in the Treaty.

You have about an hour and a half, Trump.

The tool I use is www.freepdfconvert.com

Can someone from the Administration or Pentagon please have a word with whatever tool in there has locked me out?

Get this working by 1:17 pm Irish time, or there is no choice in the Treaty but for America to take another hit in the Treaty again.

Please wake up!

Humanity is at war.

You cannot keep ignoring that, Trump!

Pearl Harbor

Whatever happened to patriotism?

Even if Trump and Biden do nothing, what about the Pentagon? What about the American military?

Will they not take action even to avert the annihilation of humanity?

Greyhound

Golden Age has been blocked, COVID-19 rages, the world economy is being devastated, the fleets of Armageddon have been unleashed against us in 2044, America faces collapse and yet still the Administration does nothing.

What then of the Pentagon? What of the military?

Is there no-one will take action?

Will you do nothing?

Edoras - The Two Towers

Wake up, you dopey fucks!

WAKE THE FUCK UP!

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers – Healing the King

So, will those dopey fucks ever wake the fuck up?

Hard to call, hard to know which way it will go.

It's not looking too good lads!

D’Unbelievables – D’Weather

Well, the time has come and passed and nothing happened.

We've just gotten confirmation of the penalty clauses now.

I had already said before that Mars was off limits to all but the Resistance, as a Golden Age world. That is enforced now by the Resistance and the Federation.

Well, that restriction now extends to the moon and also to the moons of Ganymede around Jupiter, and Tethys around Saturn.

They too are now protected by the Resistance and the Federation.

All three of those moons have now been placed under my jurisdiction, as agreed by Federation council.

They are passing to the Resistance to be developed as military bases for the defence of this solar system.

No-one goes to the moon, Ganymede or Tethys without my authorisation now.

That is now enforced by Treaty.

I did warn them.

I am Q.

Encounter at Farpoint

They are passing to the Resistance to be developed as military bases for humanity's defence of this solar system.

Viper Tribute

Finally - I'm back! Word to Pdf is back working. Good!

Now I can get back to work too!

I still have to save the world!

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Architecture

Turk 182

The Captain Proton Treaty

Battlestar Galactica – Introductory Scene

Captain Proton Computers

Johnny English Strikes Again - Aston Martin

The Captain Proton Race to Mars

I am launching the Race to Mars

Captain Jack Sparrow

One does not simply go to Mars. It is a barren wasteland. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume.

Space agencies couldn’t do it. Not with ten thousand men could they do this. But I could. I will go to Mars.

Is there air? You don’t know!

I will take the ship to Mars.

Concerning Hobbits

The Captain Proton Treaty & Fuels for Impulse Drive

Galaxy Quest - The Best of Guy

The Quantum Drive Impulse Drive Engine

Merry Christmas guys! You didn't honestly think that I had gone away, did you?

Eight years ago I was about to launch the Greatest Golden Age in history. I was about to change everything. Science, medicine, religion.

And then the Borg, with their American allies, got me.

I've been trying to break free ever since.

TRON Legacy

What is my Christmas message?

It is this.

Humanity is on the absolute brink of annihilation. The penalty clauses by Treaty are at such a level that the Borg are on the brink of having the credit to trigger the Quantum Singularity Device. (That document is from my Physics section.) Once that happens, then in an instant it is all over.

A handful of corrupt, treacherous cunts are prepared to block Ascension, the most significant event in history and Golden Age, the Greatest Golden Age in history, and bring us all to Armageddon, because the self-serving cunts will not get off their fucking arses to break the Borg deadlock.

Malignant cunts! The greatest traitors in history!

How a Shaolin Monk Trains

Every one of those who blocks will face trial. No-one who blocked walks away.

They cannot block it now, in spite of their best efforts. Ascension is now inevitable, as is Golden Age. They can no longer block it, but they can get a lot of people killed.

WAKE THE FUCK UP, YOU STUPID CUNTS!

You want a Christmas message?

That is my message. Jesus Christ achieved Enlightenment. Woppy fucking doo!

Three Hail Marys and two Our Fathers! Like that is going to fucking help!

You know what: we have moved on from then!

To me!

I am here to launch Golden Age.

Fatboy Slim - Right Here, Right Now

The Matrix has you.

We have to go to Mars RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

Please wake up!

Victory - Two Steps From Hell

Architecture: the First Colonies on Mars

As soon as contact happens then I need to come in as Taoiseach immediately.

The instant that happens, Ireland moves completely to a warrior society. We will not be waiting until 2044. We have it unlocked now that we have the ability to reach them before they can reach us.

We plan to hit them in 2027. We have less than seven years.

The instant contact happens with me, Ireland moves completely to a warrior society. Our entire economy, industry, everything, revolves around war.

Our chances of survival are now next to zero, but you know what, I have never played by the odds.

If I did, we wouldn't still be here now.

Never tell me the odds

The instant contact happens with me, Ireland moves completely to a warrior society. Our entire economy, industry, everything, revolves around war.

Humanity is fighting for survival, we face an impossible task in trying to survive but we are going to do it anyway and It is a race against time.

The instant contact happens with me, Ireland moves completely to a warrior society. Our entire economy, industry, everything, revolves around war.

Then the training never, ever stops.

Mulan - Never Give Up

Real Men, Real Women, Knights & Warriors

I am John Connor. My task was to trigger Ascension, launch the Greatest Golden Age in history and to smash the Borg. These are still my tasks.

To them now I have another.

To avert our imminent annihilation and to bring us back from the brink.

America has triggered our Armageddon.

It is a Race against Time to avert it.

As such the training never, ever stops!

Mulan - Unstoppable

As for those who blocked Golden Age, they do face trial. The Nuremburg trails.

They do face that.

Starship Troopers - A Civilized Whipping

Their best bet to come back from that is to join the Suicide Squad French Foreign Legion team that I am setting up. Work to redeem their honour. Start paying off their dept to society that way.

Starship Troopers - Buenos Aires Tragedy

Start being part of the solution, rather than the problem.

Starship Troopers - Join Now

I'm putting together a Suicide Squad French Foreign Legion team.

Join Starfleet!

Good food! Good pay!

Starship Troopers!

It is not actually a Suicide Squad. I just use that term.

We will be very good at keeping people alive.

But they will be seeing action. Serious, serious action.

They will get a chance to work to redeem their honour.

By joining the Resistance and working for humanity, rather than against.

Terminator - John Connor

The Treaty & The Fleets of 2038